More post-jail sightings megathread

The most surprising thing to me is people believing that Chris is some master criminal, and it's an affront to the great American Justice system that he be able to walk among you. I've seen people more retarded than Chris driving buses. You'd rather believe this is all some deepfake than accept he is, to a degree, free.
Look, I’m not saying that Chris is some master criminal. Heck, I’m not even saying he needs to be put in a mental asylum for life.

What I AM saying is that I’d feel a lot better if the next time Chris went to some sperg shop, someone would loudly say: “HEY, ARENT YOU THE DUDE WHO RAPED HIS OWN MOM?!?”

Jailtime isn’t a real punishment for Chris. Constantly being held accountable for his actions is though.

Accountability to Chris is like garlic to a vampire.
 
It’s less about punishing Chris and more about keeping him contained (while preventing him from hurting someone else).

I wonder if it's possible after all he's been through that Chris doesn't want to return to the internet.
He might not be keen to use social media if he can’t make it a hugbox. His handlers probably don’t want him derping around that part of the net, at any rate.

Tbh, I feel like preserving Chris's dignity and having respect for his boundaries was a lot simpler of a request before he became an actual incestuous rapist.
Fuck Chris. But someone has to clean up the mess if some ween starts something, and they aren’t paid enough for that.

What proof do we even have that he's in a group home?
Process of elimination, mostly. The court legally had to find him somewhere to live.

would the tard wranglers ever let him have this much leeway to go seemingly wherever he wants?
Yup. Happens all the time.

Now I'm picturing Chris illustrating The Canterbury Tales with his Sonichus.
That would be so much better than the Bible stuff!
 
Look, I’m not saying that Chris is some master criminal. Heck, I’m not even saying he needs to be put in a mental asylum for life.

What I AM saying is that I’d feel a lot better if the next time Chris went to some sperg shop, someone would loudly say: “HEY, ARENT YOU THE DUDE WHO RAPED HIS OWN MOM?!?”

Jailtime isn’t a real punishment for Chris. Constantly being held accountable for his actions is though.

Accountability to Chris is like garlic to a vampire.

I don't know what to tell you, but a lot of people get away with a lot worse stuff if they got money, and a lot more dangerous criminals are let out than Chris.

He is an incestous retard that boinked his barbussy. Gross, but nowhere near even your average junkie dangerous.

Not Jamal the gang shooter and millions of his compatriots ready to "cap yo nigga ass" whenever they feel extra niggy.

He isn't even as much a danger as your average meth hobo. Expecting him to be treated like Al Capone is a tad too much.
 
You think most people who watch Tucker, or any other political outlet, have more than a two week memory regarding the show's villain of the moment? They might dimly remember some trans creep who fucked his mom, they'd have no recollection whatsoever of his name or what he looks like. Tucker moved on and so did everyone else.
To be fair, when Chris was arrested, Loudon County, which is fairly close to Greene County, was going through their own mess with a trans rapist in one of their schools, and the efforts by the school district to hide/dispel the allegations. I'm sure the locals who were following that story, suddenly having Chris's ugly picture with that grin, pop up with the trans label, and another disgusting crime, and went "Wow there's another one, and this time it's near us".
 
I want to go on record agreeing that these pictures are *odd*. In the current era of vastly improved AI photo generation being available to the masses and heightened public awareness of Chris, I find it stunning that the farms is collectively ignoring the possibility that someone is trolling us. The photos could be real but I doubt it.
I dont believe it, go ask for an AI to generate chris chan walking in wal mart and we'll see how that ends up looking and we'll have a good idea if it would hold up
 
Look, I’m not saying that Chris is some master criminal. Heck, I’m not even saying he needs to be put in a mental asylum for life.

What I AM saying is that I’d feel a lot better if the next time Chris went to some sperg shop, someone would loudly say: “HEY, ARENT YOU THE DUDE WHO RAPED HIS OWN MOM?!?”

Jailtime isn’t a real punishment for Chris. Constantly being held accountable for his actions is though.

Accountability to Chris is like garlic to a vampire.
so what you want is someone else to do something to make you feel better.
 
What I AM saying is that I’d feel a lot better if the next time Chris went to some sperg shop, someone would loudly say: “HEY, ARENT YOU THE DUDE WHO RAPED HIS OWN MOM?!?”

Jailtime isn’t a real punishment for Chris. Constantly being held accountable for his actions is though.

Accountability to Chris is like garlic to a vampire.
Pretty much. Also, even though it won't happen, I'd like to see the SSA garnish Chris's tugboat after decades of financial failure.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Niggerphobe
Why the fuck would someone pose as Chris?!

That’s some top level retardation. It’s like one step away from getting arrested for having CP on your laptop, and telling the judge: “Ahaha! Jokes on you guys! I’m not ACTUALLY a pedophile, I just downloaded this CP to trick you haha!”
Sadly some dumbasses out there would probably try to pretend to be Chris. In a supremely retarded scheme to recreate Liquid Chris.
 
Why the fuck would someone pose as Chris?!

That’s some top level retardation. It’s like one step away from getting arrested for having CP on your laptop, and telling the judge: “Ahaha! Jokes on you guys! I’m not ACTUALLY a pedophile, I just downloaded this CP to trick you haha!”
Given Praetor's completely fictitious "interviews" with Chris I'm not gonna completely discount that there could be someone faking Chris sightings. Which is all the more reason for someone to get a video of them talking to Chris, so they can not only call him a motherfucker but also to completely rule out AI generated images/potential never before seen Chris doppelganger.

It just seems really unlikely, letting a motherfucker out on the streets is more the US justice system's style.
 
Taking pictures of him isn't exactly what I'd call weening so long as he isn't being interacted with. I feel like if some people had their way we'd be getting no info on Chris at all at this point. I welcome the cryptid shots personally, they're funny and they're exploitable.
Ehh Possibly but also they do reek of desperation slightly I guess it’s good to know we’ve got content again but even so just looking at his clear desperation up close in this photo as he’s hounded still seems just kinda weenish. Getting so close up to Chris just to snap photos of him regardless of how bad a person he is will always seem desperate and faggy no matter how funny he may look in them.
 
He has a Switch now. Throughout the day, he probably only puts that down to eat. Any wranglers that might have a problem with that probably have more disruptive tards to deal with.
Was it ever confirmed he was buying a switch at Walmart? We never did get a clear look at what was in that Cart.


Still to think he has a brand new switch and art supplies after two years with only ya novels, playing cards and a Bible to amuse himself with Chris must be happy as a hog now.

Still if he has a switch all the games will be offline, the home isn't gonna pay for Nintendo online and as I said they won't allow him wifi or internet access while he's facing criminal charges.
 
Was it ever confirmed he was buying a switch at Walmart? We never did get a clear look at what was in that Cart.


Still to think he has a brand new switch and art supplies after two years with only ya novels, playing cards and a Bible to amuse himself with Chris must be happy as a hog now.

Still if he has a switch all the games will be offline, the home isn't gonna pay for Nintendo online and as I said they won't allow him wifi or internet access while he's facing criminal charges.
Presuming he has a switch without internet, good fucking luck. I bought a game for my kids the other day and it wouldn't launch without a system update.
 
Not a single sighting in the several days of Farms downtime?
 
Not a single sighting in the several days of Farms downtime?
No sightings, but someone drove by 14BC and apparently saw Barb in the window, though they didn't get a photo of her. (Apologies for shit quality, Tor connection sucks and I don't wanna get errored out)
1683941794328.png1683941855146.png1683941880014.png
 
Back