Disney General - The saddest fandom on Earth

[Seventh Star]

if Africans remade Little Mermaid and made everyone black I dont think you could or should complain..

Hell naw nigga dont tell me what to do. They better not make any fuckin mermaids. Unless its by an Ugandan.

And the last of the Renaissance big four, Aladdin, also made $1 billion in spite of (because?) Will Smith in blueface as the genie. Live action Little Mermaid was about the most 'sure thing' as there ever was in the history of cinema.

Aladdin is already full of arabs though, they don't have to do any raceswapping.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

You can at least have actual fun in Vegas.

my mom was a colossal disney attractions nerd, going back to the Worlds Fair with small world
as declining by degrees took root she got a sweet tooth for vegas instead

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

First DC called Batman a fascist in the blue beetle trailer. Now Disney marvel shitting on The Thing for being cis straight white male.

 

[The Nothingness]

But isn't The Thing (((white)))? I guess Disney, the company, is not so different from Disney, the man.

 

[Flaming Carrot]

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First DC called Batman a fascist in the blue beetle trailer. Now Disney marvel shitting on The Thing for being cis straight white male.

I keep seeing these two bits posted on social media, but this is missing some context. he rest of the comic may be a trash fire, but I don't think Marvel is making fun of Ben Grimm here -

 

[UnKillFill]

Uh oh...

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

Ugandan.

The Mouse hands the reigns to The Dank Continent would immediately save the company's movie division

Uh oh...

Yeah iirc he's always been jewish

 

[UnKillFill]

Yeah iirc he's always been jewish

Probably should have clarified what I meant lol. I know he has been. But that... Er... thing... Is criticizing a member of the tribe in criticizing old Ben.

 

[Oats12345]

So how little mermaod doing since we been down?

 

[Starscream's Loyalty]

So how little mermaod doing since we been down?

The novelization gave up the whole plot. It was shit (surprise, surprise) and her dreads still look like a BP oil spill.

 

[Oats12345]

The novelization gave up the whole plot. It was shit (surprise, surprise) and her dreads still look like a BP oil spill.

Yes I figured it was shit. I'm talking box-office

 

[Mary the Goldsmith]

Yes I figured it was shit. I'm talking box-office

Its not out yet, it releaes on the 26th, the premiere had "moderately positive critics" and apparently Bailey's performance is the best thing in the film, I'm pressing x to doubt until I see it

 

[Oats12345]

Its not out yet, it releaes on the 26th, the premiere had "moderately positive critics" and apparently Bailey's performance is the best thing in the film, I'm pressing x to doubt until I see it

Oh my bad i think I mis read something and got confused with the premiere. Honestly at this point we established that critics will like any woke shit. Especially since their telling us that the whiny bitch is the best thing in the film. I want to see how it does in movie theaters.

 

[Foltest]

to be fair, that could be interesting going with the angle @Kari Kamiya mentioned and would also be inclusive. that's a "subverted expectation" twist I could go behind.
that's why it will never happen...


meanwhile:
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Spoiler: fuck you I liked it

face it, the only truly great Peter Pan movie is this one:


Disney shitty live action version and suck it.
(No joking, it is amazing)

 

[Mao Hao Hao]

Oh my bad i think I mis read something and got confused with the premiere. Honestly at this point we established that critics will like any woke shit. Especially since their telling us that the whiny bitch is the best thing in the film. I want to see how it does in movie theaters.

It might do alright, there's nothing major out around the same time as it's release until a few weeks later when the next spider-verse movie comes out. I feel like it'll probably only get seen mostly by parents who have to take their little kids to see something, especially when the school holidays start, but realistically, once June rolls around and all the big action blockbusters start releasing it'll be quickly forgotten by the public.

 

[Antenna7]

Its not out yet, it releaes on the 26th, the premiere had "moderately positive critics" and apparently Bailey's performance is the best thing in the film, I'm pressing x to doubt until I see it

This is the South Korean dub actress for The Little Mermaid. Half Korean, Half Australian.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1656918897407459328

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

This is the South Korean dub actress for The Little Mermaid. Half Korean, Half Australian.

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https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1656918897407459328

That's some uncanny valley look. Like they took a Barbie doll and made an AI draw her as a human

 

[ZMOT]

That's some uncanny valley look. Like they took a Barbie doll and made an AI draw her as a human

so, basically korean.

 

[Antenna7]

That's some uncanny valley look. Like they took a Barbie doll and made an AI draw her as a human

It's most due to the filter and contrast adjustment out the ass they do in South Korea. Her Moms been pushing her into being in Entertainment since she was a kid, so shes probably some old CEOs mistress by now.

 

[Oats12345]

It might do alright, there's nothing major out around the same time as it's release until a few weeks later when the next spider-verse movie comes out. I feel like it'll probably only get seen mostly by parents who have to take their little kids to see something, especially when the school holidays start, but realistically, once June rolls around and all the big action blockbusters start releasing it'll be quickly forgotten by the public.

I really don't want it to do well. I really want it to bomb hard as I have seen so many people shit on it who usually wouldn't do that to a Disney live action movie.


The egotistical bitch who they have as the main lead would lose her shit. I pray what you say isn't true