🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Hamber was giga-fuming on IG because of Dusty's videos. She says Dusty is a lah and she may make her own response video because Dusty is obviously trying to slander and defame our gorl. Hamtard also confirms that she did in fact NOT shower but claims that Dusty had no right to share "HER STORY".

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Spoiler: Hamber raging at density on IG

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Confirming she didn't shower
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Bonus jump scare
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What I find funny in Hamber's indignant replies to these questions she's asking herself is...yet another one of her tells that indicate she's a lying whore. I'm not going to name it, because she'll just stop doing it (until she forgets all about it) and I'm lazy that way.

GFY, Hamber. You wanted to do YT? You get any and all the shit that goes with it, including exes spilling your LAHS.

I wish Becky would do this.

 

[Xenomorph]

Continuation school eh?
I remember when she lied when aunt tammy came here and said she got a GED cause she was expelled from normal high school and had to go to continuation and Amber was all like NUH UH SHE LYEEEN.

Also so funny Amber uses the term "gaslight" and immediately gaslights her audience by saying Destiny's memory is fucked... wew lad might as well admit someone finally outed you AGAIN.
And if Dusty wants to make $$$ from fatty she has every right to, Amber filmed Dusty getting ready for her UNCLES WAKE, showering, in dressing rooms, talking about her weight, making her lie for her all the time to You Tube, lie TO Dusty about gifting her a TV but when they split said it wasnt hers she just said that on YouTube to look good. On the toliet, talking about their sex life when Dusty was clear she didnt want that uploaded.
Not to mention blabbing about Dusty's family matters and filming her relatives who were clearly not for being filmed just shoving her phone in their faces all while getting free room and board from Dustys Mother and Step Father.
ALSO being told not to film a toddler that was being watched by them and STILL has to videos up on her channel of said toddler AND the inside of that lady's house simply because someone told her not to do something.
If I was Dustys Mom Id be half-blasted too all day if I had to deal Amber's immature ass.
If she wants some coin I hope she gets coin from this Destiny at the very least is owed that so fuck you Amberlynn.
If Beggy doesnt come forward there is only two reasons why:
1. She's spineless and will claim she is over it all
2.She got paid off from Amber to keep her trap shut.

Oh, and the song is titled You by Candlebox, idiot.

 

[FatalTater]

Of all the things filmed, no one got the fight between Amber and Destiny's mom?! Useless, all of 'em.

 

[Bibbity Bobbity]

I love the typo here- should be HATE Destiny's mom- because Mendy (RIP) was hot. I remember a reaction video where Stacey's Mom was playing every time Mendy was on camera.

Same white trash shit her entire life, different girlfriends.

Also, if you're going on a bitch rant, baby dinosaurs IS the background.

 

[marjoram]

Oh, this is lovely.

This is the one and only time I'll ever say this, but--GO DENSITY!

'Member when FatAl said she was only trollin' when she showed how she had to go down the stairs at Mendy's house? 'Member when FatAl said Density's fambily all loooved her? 'Member when FatAl said she and Density were dancing together and that somehow led to the pre-Thanksgiving Christmas gift-a-palooza?

LAHS LAHS LAHS

Yer beat now, fatass.

ps-Thumb's are spineless. I expect nothing

 

[FatalTater]

I just remembered that Destiny rode a scootypuff at the Walmart so Amber wouldn't be the only one...That means these selfish idiots were taking up TWO scooters that are meant for disabled folk! Wonder if they both left them outside instead of leaving them in the store like you're supposed to.

 

[Tony Martin's Force Ghost]

So we have an actual confirmed timeline of event now from the other side.

Casey 16(17) Amber 19 - Casey stated that Amber was regularly violent and would tantrum. She also kept messaging Casey's mom and would gaslight her mom into Casey being the problem. It sounded like Casey's mom paid for everything. Casey's testimony was pretty clear cut and very coherent with no issues or questionable details. I believe this is pretty much 100% also Amber acted similarly to when this got outed.

Krystal ? Amber 21 - After Casey kicked her out Amber ran to k's and acted the victim and from what we know said she was abused to garner sympathy (this is my theory). They started paying Amber 1k a month and they were clearly well off enough. She was around K 24/7 and started her Youtube around then. Now Amber probably coerced K and not hit her because she need not because K's parents were paying for everything. K would not bite with acting like a girlfriend so Amber started searching for others as K's parents were controlling her food and probably gave her a limit to find work or even leave. We will never know but we know Amber messaged Dusty and fled from K saying nothing negative.

Dusty 18 Amber 24 - Remember Amber mentioned Mendy's death, so monetised it.

Becky 27 Amber 27 (I forgot Becky's age lol) - I think she was abusive to Becky personally and we know she was super abusive to Norma even whilst fucking dying. Amber outed Norma having cancer and breadcrumbed it over multiple videos whilst gloating about surviving in the same video. It was when she got the wine and said its the cancer colour. She bought someone with stage 2 cancer fucking cancer toys, this cunt. If someone did this to my mom I would beat them.

This could have very interesting results as when the Casey stuff happened her channel was very small so could survive. We know she fights with Jade as those are the videos

 

[Even more 8008135]

Wonder if they both left them outside instead of leaving them in the store like you're supposed to.

You already know the answer to that one.

In fact, if I look back in the archived threads (I'm not, this Tor shit takes forever to load), I could probably find posts where either Amber or Density discuss leaving the scooters in the parking lot because the employees were "happy to go pick them up" or it was "part of their job" or some other horseshit.

 

[FatalTater]

I wonder if Amber didn't get physically abusive with Krystal's family because there was a man in the house? She seems to target women with her bs. (As far as I know Krystal isn't online telling her side of stuff, so maybe there were more problems we just don't hear of it.)
Krystal's parents had to put actual locks on the cabinets to keep Amber from eating all the household's food. You know they had to have asked her not to before they went that far, it seems weird for that to be anyone's first step.

 

[Xenomorph]

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Hamber was giga-fuming on IG because of Dusty's videos. She says Dusty is a lah and she may make her own response video because Dusty is obviously trying to slander and defame our gorl. Hamtard also confirms that she did in fact NOT shower but claims that Dusty had no right to share "HER STORY".

Well, Hamber (assuming the Farms are eve back online normally and se catches up on this thread) Density does in fact have the right to talk about YOUR story as she kbnows it/as she experienced it. I know, I know, you'll moan and whine and bitch that when YOU tried to talk about your story during the Becky era, people told you to stop and you were so dehumanized and......

STOP. YOU ARE NOT A VICTIM. YOU ALONE DO NOT GET TO CONTROL PERCEPTIONS.

No, what people objected to was you shitting on Becky for no reason and not taking responsibility for your own actions or inactions (or inability to lose weight/stay on anything remotely resembling a fucking diet).

So, go ahead. Tell YOUR story in the Density era. Then we'll compare your stories, go back in the archives to your videos, what we know of you, and decide for ourselves.

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She will totally get into it on IG. It's something she can control much more easily than anything else, and there's far less traffic across her IG crap.

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Yeeaaaahhhh. We heard how shitty you were to Becky's mom. We've heard from Casey(sp?). It isn't a stretch to look at patterns of behavior, you absolute cunt.

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Says the pathological liar. JFC, narcs can be amusing.

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Go ahead, bitch. Make your whiny, croc tears vidyas.

Confirming she didn't shower
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She had to live with your stank ass, you twatwaffle. That makes it her story, too. Guess you shouldn't have told everyone that you didn't fucking shower or bathe in 2019, dumbass. 140 IQ, though. Genius.

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Oh, FFS. We're really going back to the "But that was x years ago!" bullshit. Doesn't matter. She never said anything about "watching reaction channels every day" to my knowledge. How about you back that up with a citation, you mendacious troglodyke?


This series of IG things just cements why people detest her. JFC.

 

[FickleFuck]

Destiny did say Hamberlynn deleted a ton of videos she had filmed during this time that she never uploaded. If I recall correctly, Hamber claimed she lost them or deleted them accidentally. More than likely there was a shit ton of Destiny's mom making remarks that hurt the hambeast's feefees and Hamber having her tantrums, so she barely had any content to use that wouldn't make her look like shit. Love that for her.
I really wish we had some of that footage though, man. Hamber's gorlfriends never record her and it was only through Eric we got a glimpse of the Oreogre from another side. And she fucking hated it because she couldn't control it. She also seemed eager to please Eric because her weird crush on him, so going off on him and pulling the shit she did with other people wasn't gonna work. I'm sure she said or did some things though in front of the boys because Ricky clearly did not like her, just tolerated her. I don't know why the fuck those 2 fags continued to be friends with Hamber after the breakup other than money,
The Krystal era, I'm thinking there wasn't much physical abuse because Krystle was such a shy pushover, even weaker than Becky, and she had both parents at home that probably weren't gonna put up with that shit being done to their daughter. Hamber also constantly tried to catch Krystle on film on the toilet or naked or other compromising positions to upload to her channel. That shit must have been annoying as hell for Krystle, having to be on guard every time she showered or used a toilet. Destiny, being somehow more retarded than Krystle and more trusting, had all her shit posted. Amberlynn preys on the slower minded than herself.
And about them locked up cabinets at Krystle's parents, that 100% had to be the result of "the dog and cat teamed up and ate everything I like to eat during the night when everyone was sleeping". The dog supposedly ate a fuckton of bananas, chips, sweets, whatever the fuck else with the help of the feeder cat and didn't end up puking it all up somewhere? The fact that they weren't concerned about the dog, only the mess, goes to show Krystle and her family knew it was Fat AL. Also throughout that part of the video Krystle keeps saying it smells like shit and they can't find shit anywhere, that was also probably unwiped Amberlynn.

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

Didn't Becky spend a REALLY long ass time unemployed (and not looking) after finally leaving the stankpartment? I always assumed Amber was continuing to at least partially fund her lifestyle for awhile. I don't think it's just a matter of being spineless, Becky had no issue being a vicious cunt to humiliate her exes on social media previously (or egging Eric on to do it). I just think greed and laziness won out in this instance and Becky's keeping her mouth mostly shut because she knows she can quietly hit up Amber to "borrow" money on occasion and wants to keep that option open.

Actually, Amber used to lend Density (& Dana) money long after they were broken up, didn't she? Did she take this long to start slagging off Amber because she needed cash recently and Amber actually said no because she can't afford to be everyone's sugar momma these days?

That said, Amber not showering ever and eating more Mcdick's than she admits to ordering are not shocking revelations, how fucking lame. She visibly maintains 500+ lbs and we all saw *multiple* open containers of wet wipes all over Amber's bathroom in the gaycare days before she started hiding them.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

We haven't seen a WLS doctor weigh in since 529.5. She's definitely gained again, but the question remains of if she's been kicked from the program due to not following the dietary restrictions she's been given or shes been gaining and they're delaying until she gets that under control and she's just too deep in to admit that the Haydurs are right so she isnt showing it. There's no chance they just said:
"Go do 12 therapy sessions and don't worry about weight loss at all during because we won't be checking anything until you come back."

Amber uploaded that video with the picture of her on the scale (supposedly at the WLS clinic) on April 21, 2023. At that time, Amber was claiming that she had been filming so much that her videoes were behind. That means that IF she was told to lose 1 lb per week for a month and then come back to show improvement, she would have already had that appointment without telling her audience the outcome.

C'mon man, we all knows she lying. That's all right though. The inevitable local news coverage, that some glorious kiwi bastard posts, of her shit covered corpse being lifted out of her home with a crane will be hilarious. I wonder if her body will be used for soap instead of being dumped into a grave? That might be Wipey's angle, Amberlynn has to be carrying around 3 grand of fat that can be melted for soap.

It would probably look somelthing like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spDiEh9P6P8

... but with Amber-lard, making it about 100 times worse.

@VirginMary said:
... They got invited to dinner at Destiny's moms place. Amberlynn didn't want to go which Destiny understood but Amberlynn also didn't want Destiny to go. Amberlynn was throwing a fit and crying. Destiny was about to leave the house, Amberlynn starts screaming that she was going to harm herself if Destiny leaves. Amberlynn starts coming at Destiny, Destiny gets in her car and Amberlynn throws a can at the car and Destiny ends up staying at home to deal with Amberlynn. Amberlynn denies this ever happened...

Holy shit what a POS trailer trash psychopath. Amber totally seems like the sort of person you'd be introduced to on an episode of COPS or Live PD.

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I wonder if this is the incident that Amber morphed into the story about Casey's mom pinging Amber in the head from across the room with a glass ashtray?

Out of all of the shit Amber brings out her camera for, I wish THAT had been filmed! How do you think it happened? Do you think it was a blind backhanded swing that caught Amber in the jaw when she was coming up on Destiny's mom? Do you think Destiny's mom actually had some helicopter Asian mom slipper-throwing skills, and got that thing to bank 90 degrees mid-flight to turn a corner and smash Ambo in the nose? Maybe Amber tried to run waddle away, but Destiny's mom had an arm like a rocket and caught her with a long-shot (like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBAyqHsRIss )? SO MANY QUESTIONS!

Though with Amber's toddler-esque temper tantrums, I kinda envision it going down like this:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/wdk97wZqEzo

I wonder if Amber didn't get physically abusive with Krystal's family because there was a man in the house? She seems to target women with her bs. (As far as I know Krystal isn't online telling her side of stuff, so maybe there were more problems we just don't hear of it.)
Krystal's parents had to put actual locks on the cabinets to keep Amber from eating all the household's food. You know they had to have asked her not to before they went that far, it seems weird for that to be anyone's first step.

I don't know... Casey's mom had a boyfriend that was living in the apartment with them - Amber raged about him in her Facebook posts - and Casey was still getting roughed-up. Either way, I have my doubts that Ambo would try this shit with her current ex-shot put competitor of a gorlfriend.

 

[Canuck Breaker]

Amber uploaded that video with the picture of her on the scale (supposedly at the WLS clinic) on April 21, 2023. At that time, Amber was claiming that she had been filming so much that her videoes were behind. That means that IF she was told to lose 1 lb per week for a month and then come back to show improvement, she would have already had that appointment without telling her audience the outcome.

Didn't she have a recent video where she showed (at least for that video) that she was current? There's no chance she'd be allowed to go more than a month without checking in, right? which either means she's back behind again (and made a 'current' vlog to fuck with the timeline), or, more likely, the check in went poorly and she's hiding that from the public.
I'll just wait for the inevitable "you guyyyyyssss, my channel isn't about my weight yall, why do you care so much?" When it becomes blatantly obvious that she's been booted from WLS.

 

[Salvador Dali]

wow!! you wont believe this! opening 27 packages!

Spoiler: May 18, 2023 Archive

 

[FatalTater]

Someone who was on a reality show once sent FailureLynn some Brands of perfume. That explains the manic look in the thumbnail.

She said LGBT-quoi. LOL Does she know what quoi means in French? Nevermind of course not.

 

[Goatchoker]

Nefarious plot…. She pronounces it as “Neforius” 140IQ Lynn ladies and gentlemen.

Bitch you can’t eat the slime.

Her eyeliner and eyebrows look EXSPECHULLY shitty in this video.

I want to send her an accurate mini 3D printed replica of herself. Lmfao.

 

[FatalTater]

She's trying to be all perky and cutesy and kind so that when shit really hits the fan with all the tea being spilled lately, anyone new coming to her channel will see the most recent video and think, "Now why would anyone be so mean to this bubbly lil' person? They must be bullies!"

 

[Boolean Bitch]

FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING

REX HAS SEEN YOU

(Yeah I'm old).

Amber is channelling Piink Sparkles hardcore in this: freaking out about perfume samples, mispronouncing easy words, and just acting over the top in general. She's excited because people are sending her items which have been customized with lines of her poetry, and thinks that it's well-intentioned. She's so dumb that she doesn't realize they are all making fun of her. The champagne glass was a reference to DrunkLynn. The cheese platter and the spoon were due to her gluttonous nature (though the spoon could be mocking the 'I love you more than all of the spoons of water in the ocean' that she seems to think is deep and meaningful at 30+ years old). And the pillow sham was a dig at her being a pillow princess.

According to Amber, her next two videos will talk (lah) about the dietician, and will be a storytime about the sooper scurry thing that happened a month ago that she didn't want to talk about:

(taken from Fable's Table YT Community page post)

Also, I thought she already quit THC products MONTHS ago. She made a big deal about it and made it the main part of a video. And now she's claiming that she was still using them as recently as April? I believe it was this video:

I believe this was also the video where she said that she wouldn't see having her WLS delayed as being a 'failure' (you know, where she then threw a tantrum a couple of weeks later about being told to wait a year to make sure she could control her eating?)

...I want to send her an accurate mini 3D printed replica of herself. Lmfao.

If her audience is willing to just burn their money, maybe they should get screen grabs from her videos, and blow them up and send them to her as framed portraits for her 'Gallery Wall'. I mean, Amber just LOVES staring at herself. Here are a couple of my personal favourites...