Business Anti-capitalist café shuts down due to lack of capital - Why aren't my fellow colonial death camp residers buying my coffee?!

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Barely a year after opening, an “anti-capitalist” Toronto coffee shop is closing its doors due to a lack of capital.

The Anarchist — a provider of “sweet and savoury” pastries and “trendy” coffees — was founded last April as a “subversive” alternative to what it called the usual model of workers “producing wealth for their parasitic employers.”

Instead, it will close permanently on May 30, according to a statement appended with the slogans “abolish work,” “people over profit,” and “land back.” The café was never able to employ more than one person, so Sims-Fewer will be its only layoff.

The café announced its demise with a lengthy screed denouncing its various enemies, including “professional class-traitors,” “Libertarians,” “the rich,” and Canada itself, which it called a “colonial death camp.”

“Unfortunately, the lack of generational wealth/seed capital from ethically bankrupt sources left me unable to weather the quiet winter season, or to grow in the ways needed to be sustainable longer-term,” explained proprietor Gabriel Sims-Fewer.

The entire enterprise had been subsidized by Pop Coffee Works, a micro-roastery that provided The Anarchist’s coffee and commercial space, apparently at much lower rates than market value. Sims-Fewer did thank the roastery “for their generosity and patience,” although he has noted repeatedly that they operate their business on “stolen land.”

“Free market has been the best way in history to lift people out of poverty. Glad you’re out of business,” reads one community reaction posted by The Anarchist to its Instagram page.

The Anarchist openly barred members of the military and police officers from its premises, and often didn’t seem to be too happy about other patrons as well.

Service at The Anarchist apparently included explaining to a paramedic that they were willing participants in an ongoing genocide, or declaring that middle-aged “cis white men” who entered the store should be required to pass a “Basic Human Decency” qualification before ordering.

Upon opening, a mission statement by Sims-Fewer denounced the entire speciality coffee industry as a “toxic, oppressive” morass that was a “harbinger of gentrification.”

Although The Anarchist sold the exact same menu of high-priced coffees as everyone else (a simple hot chocolate is $5), Sims-Fewer maintained that his model was different in that it did not seek “short-term profits” and instead existed solely “to perform whatever function the workers decide, in whatever way the workers decide to do it.”

Open 9-5, Wednesday through Sunday, The Anarchist also included a small shop where patrons could buy handbags, stickers, posters and t-shirts bearing the slogans “do crime,” “all shoplifters go to heave,,” “compost all terfs” and “all cops are bastards,” among others.

“Painfully aware of the danger of commodifying radical politics, I try to work with small, relatively ethical (it’s all relative in capitalism) supplier-creators, keeping prices as low as possible,” read a shop disclaimer.


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This whole thing is hilarious. This is a man, who wanted a hobby job, because Daddy said he can't smoke weed and play videogames all day. He went to the one business he thought was really easy, and thought would get him laid. But his hours kept him from the peak hours of coffee purchasing, which is before 9 am as people go to work. This guy, was running a business where he didn't want to work more than 40 hours a week. He was running a business that is labour intensive, and relies on massive amounts of foot traffic.
I miss when trust fund hooby businesses were just book stores that would also sell you weed.
 
Translation: No one wanted to invest money into something that was certain to lose money.

:story: fucking dumbass.
Sell coffee and pastries, but your entire business model is based upon insulting and alienating the people most likely to buy these products. Plus, you only want to work 9-5 from Wednesday to Sunday, losing the key hours most people are commuting to/from work as well as two standard workdays that would be the biggest source of cash flow for your business.

I see. Imagine what a supercilious asshole this smug prick was back when he had his shitty cafe.

Where do I sign up for this unbelievable investment opportunity?
 
You had ONE wagey and you still can't survive in business?
That cafe must've smelled and tasted like obese American ass.

The café announced its demise with a lengthy screed denouncing its various enemies, including “professional class-traitors,” “Libertarians,” “the rich,” and Canada itself, which it called a “colonial death camp.”
Jesus H, this fag must've been insufferable if he even made an enemy out of the leafs.

Also, who are the class traitors? Blue-collars who refused to eat at your hovel?

The entire enterprise had been subsidized by Pop Coffee Works, a micro-roastery that provided The Anarchist’s coffee and commercial space, apparently at much lower rates than market value. Sims-Fewer did thank the roastery “for their generosity and patience,” although he has noted repeatedly that they operate their business on “stolen land.”
Holy shit, insufferable twat indeed. He'll make a fine tranny soon enough.
Never his fault, always seeing pointless flaws in everyone... he's Keffals on cocaine.

Who was the fucking audience then? Looked like no one was welcome.
Fellow radicals and pinkos even more to the left than he was.
No one gave him the memo that tankies and actual true commies despise coffee shops and fag/nog worship.
 
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> Whines about literally everything, all the time
> Shop is closed on Mondays, when weekend alcoholics are fixing for a coffee to stagger their hangovers
> Screeches about da ebul hwhytez on a city that is ~50% white
> Calls people who don't want to get professionally involved in this mess class traitors
> Barred cops and military from entering, nagged at paramedics
> Literally won't serve a customer whose political compass doesn't place him deep into the third quadrant
> Trying to keep the prices down to "avoid gentrification" while living in fucking TORONTO, in addition to adopting a pay-what-you-can model
> All evidence points to the ambience being awful at best. Imagine trying to drink a cup of overpriced hipster coffee while a raging soyboy berates you for merely existing
> Even pointed fingers and bitched at the company that ceded him products and use of property for peanuts
And he'd forsake every bit of it for the opportunity to grow hair on the top of his ping pong paddle-shaped head again. The guy seems sufficiently retarded that he probably took the alopecia as proof he was becoming Lenin.
 
The owner sounds like DSP "I did nothing wrong, everyone else is at fault, the customers are too stupid to appreciate my meaningful coffee and pastries" The only job this faggot can hold is being a speedbumb for the McDonalds Drive In
 
The owner sounds like DSP "I did nothing wrong, everyone else is at fault, the customers are too stupid to appreciate my meaningful coffee and pastries".
All social-justice addicts think like this: "Fix society. Please."
 
All social-justice addicts think like this: "Fix society. Please."
Well the saying goes: if you are not a communist by 20 you have no heart. If you are still a communist by 40 you have no brain. I guess the "no brain part" is permanent now
 
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I've noticed another paragraph has since been added to the article and of course he's sneeding hard about it as well:
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Some people in the comments have further elaborated that the pay what you want structure only applied to the basic drip coffee and all the fancier stuff was typical third-wave prices, but this is hearsay.
That bit about the designer suits vs. the hobo absolutely sounds like something which definitely happened.
 
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That bit about the designer suits vs. the hobo absolutely sounds like something which definitely happened.
anyone who had to deal with both already knows this. rich(er)fags are more stingy with their money and more anal what they spend it on (as someone said that's part of the reason they have more of it).
on the other hand the people who have no or little money can emphasize with it more and usually see transactions like that as part of "fairness", meaning paying you the full amount or a little bit more as support/for the cause/whatever.
 
imagine thinking even the retarded liberal living in canada was going to buy your shitty overpriced cafe when theres a tim horton on nearly every corner of a city in canada.
The man made a commie themed cafe, and didn't set up next to a University. Seriously, it could have worked if he actually catered to the audience that would have actually dined there. I have seen literal commie themed book stores with bizarre hours survive for years just because they opened in a uni town. He was doomed from the start.
 
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anyone who had to deal with both already knows this. rich(er)fags are more stingy with their money and more anal what they spend it on (as someone said that's part of the reason they have more of it).
on the other hand the people who have no or little money can emphasize with it more and usually see transactions like that as part of "fairness", meaning paying you the full amount or a little bit more as support/for the cause/whatever.
People who are rich enough for this to apply aren't going into some commie-themed LARP cafe to be harangued by a balding soyboy.

People who have little money are frugal because they have to be. Homeless people that can get a coffee for cheap aren't queuing up to stuff $10 bills into this limp-wristed manlet's hands. Poor people that splash cash around are the nigger-rich types that live off handouts and have no concept of the value of money or working for it.

he's dumb for trying to pretend this is happening, and anyone who falls for it is also dumb.
 
The man made a commie themed cafe, and didn't set up next to a University. Seriously, it could have worked if he actually catered to the audience that would have actually dined there. I have seen literal commie themed book stores with bizarre hours survive for years just because they opened in a uni town. He was doomed from the start.

Canada doesn't really have college towns like the US does, likely because of the dearth of private universities and everything is publicly funded. Universities mostly mirror population centres, with a few exceptions on the East coast with some smaller universities in Nova Scotia.

The university-formerly-known-as-Ryerson (that was renamed recently because natives and commies ripped down statues because of residential schools) is just a few blocks away trom the café looking at the map (190 Jarvis Street). Ryerson has the top commie journalism school in the country, so there should have been lots of fellow comrades nearby.

Other than the idea being completely retarded, I suspect other factors contributing to the café's demise is the fact that the main landmarks I recognize nearby are a seedy stripclub and a huge homeless shelter.
 
People who are rich enough for this to apply aren't going into some commie-themed LARP cafe to be harangued by a balding soyboy.

People who have little money are frugal because they have to be. Homeless people that can get a coffee for cheap aren't queuing up to stuff $10 bills into this limp-wristed manlet's hands. Poor people that splash cash around are the nigger-rich types that live off handouts and have no concept of the value of money or working for it.

he's dumb for trying to pretend this is happening, and anyone who falls for it is also dumb.
richfags do, but not more than once.
he also had a "pay what you want" thing going (of course he did) and was complaining about it, so it's not like his coffe costs 10 bucks in the first place.

it also doesn't mean it was happening 3 times every day, once or twice is more than enough to keep the salt flowing for people like him.
 
Who was the fucking audience then? Looked like no one was welcome.
Twitter communists, discord trannies and his weed buddies.

Surprisingly, none of these "people" are able to sustain a business or function at all.
 
Peak neoliberalism, pretend to care while openly supporting killing someone over shit that could happen to anybody (going broke)
More homeless and welfare leeches should practice canadian healthcare..
 
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Canada doesn't really have college towns like the US does, likely because of the dearth of private universities and everything is publicly funded. Universities mostly mirror population centres, with a few exceptions on the East coast with some smaller universities in Nova Scotia.
Yeah few universities in Canada are name brand, they usually tailor to what's the biggest industry is for that city. The Olds College focuses on livestock and farming, for example. We do have Athabasca University which is set in a small town in bumfuck nowhere because the Province wanted to have three universities but only had two notable cities, so AU became one of the first remote classes university. It's even accessible when in prison.

That being said, I don't really know what the guy was thinking. Antagonizing and limiting your customers isn't really a profitable move, and if you're living in a capitalist society you do have to accept that things work a certain way.
 
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