Liz Fong-Jones / Elliot William Fong / @lizthegrey - 'Consent accident' enjoyer, ex-Google employee, nepotistic sex pest, Robert Z'Dar look-alike who wants authority over the Internet

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I've been keeping a casual eye on the talk page I posted a few pages back. It appears he just admitted to being the sock and then immediately denies his puppetry:

notability and coi?​


Latest comment: 1 day ago

Honeycomb doesn't seem particularly notable in the space, especially when other, much larger industry players have no similar articles. This feels like nothing but a marketing page disguised as an article. Almost all the edits appear to be from a board or staff member too, based on their intimate knowledge, which seems to be a WP:cOI issue. 2A00:23C7:biggrin:50F:2001:1518:737E:5C7A:45BC (talk) 08:13, 23 May 2023 (UTC)



From what I understand, Wikipedia is based on what reliable sources say (secondary sources that are independent of the subject). All of the material I have researched for this article come from reliable and attested sources (except for one primary source). If it was based off of a staff member's knowledge, this article would contain irrelevant information backed up by no citations. The sources listed show that the company has received significant coverage over the years and therefore has notability. Above lizthegrey mentioned a report from Gartner (which says that Honeycomb is a key leader), and also a report from their competition "Dynatrace", which there is an article for them, so I do not understand what your argument is trying to convey if other people in this space have "no articles". If you have any other concerns, feel free to improve the article or expand off of the citations listed. This is my first time writing an article and I made sure to read the policies to make sure it conforms to Wikipedia's standards. Love The Andes (talk) 17:03, 23 May 2023 (UTC) I'm the only staff member (to my knowledge, I've asked around and neither me, my colleagues, nor our PR agency are User:Love The Andes) to have edited the page, and I've stuck to non-contentious formatting only edits and have used {{requestedit}} for any actual content changes. As far as important competitors (e.g. challengers, leaders, & visionaries on the relevant Magic Quadrant): see Splunk, Datadog, New Relic, Elastic NV, Dynatrace, Grafana, Sumo Logic, Instana, AppDynamics, Loggly, LogDNA, Lightstep. I'd similarly argue for notability of Draft:chronosphere and of Sentry should someone polish it up and submit it at AfC. If you have further concerns about my editing here, you're welcome to take it to WP:cOIN for a second opinion. lizthegrey (talk) 17:52, 23 May 2023 (UTC)

(https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Honeycomb.io)

Edit: Wikicode makes various CWC icons, ha.
 
This is just mind-boggling to me. When my company did its road shows, "observability" and "conviction" were not in our presentations. We had to use boring crap like "customer service", "project completion", and the dreaded "ROI" along with detailed plans about how we were going to use their money. When management bios got handed out, we sure as shit didn't have a "hedonism index". No way would we have received funding if we had a Charity Majors on our team.
Today in a call someone trotted out the old, "if you don't know your numbers, you don't know your business.". Trite but true, and I'd bet a major appendage that neither Charity nor Liz know jack shit about their numbers, other than "ooh, more for me!"

As for a wiki page for honey, the very existence of it is an indictment of Wikipedia. Honey is not notable in any way, other than what pr crap a wiki editor (Liz) is shilling. Nasty.
 
Charity Majors, one of the Honeycomb co-founders rants about men and straight relationships.
I don't think that by now anybody here will be surprised about the content:
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This is a lot of nonsense words for "someone else should do the dishes."

The best part is starting off as some bold rejection of gender norms, something she comes back to near the end, before segueing into how she apparently forces (I can't read it any other way that it'd make sense) another woman to be "the woman" and pays her for it even though she doesn't consider it morally acceptable and that anyone who doesn't do "half the work" should lose all the assets after a relationship.
 
Oh shit, Wikidrama has increased. Thwomp puppetry is being acknowledged on the Wikipedia Admin Incident Archive. Too much nonsense to paste, but here's the main drop point if you want to dig deeper.


Too gay; didn't read gist is "User:Love The Andes is a recruit of User:lizthegrey since the interaction tool gives: [171]."
 
Oh shit, Wikidrama has increased. Thwomp puppetry is being acknowledged on the Wikipedia Admin Incident Archive. Too much nonsense to paste, but here's the main drop point if you want to dig deeper.


Too gay; didn't read gist is "User:Love The Andes is a recruit of User:lizthegrey since the interaction tool gives: [171]."
link to discussion (archive), link to interaction tool (archive)
This about sums it up:
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As you can see, the text was struck out.
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Apparently it was struck out because he was told to file it in the correct place (hence the link to "Wikipedia:Sockpuppet_investigations/Lizthegrey"), but that's a redlink, meaning the page doesn't exist. Why? I don't know for sure, but it might have to do with what's at the bottom:
OP blocked as a sock. Lavalizard101 (talk) 10:19, 22 May 2023 (UTC)
Sure enough, if we check the user block log, we can see that the OP, Adler3, was banned for, according to AmandaNP, being a sock:
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So the guy struck out his original complaint and then was banned by an admin for, allegedly, being a sock. "Nothing to see here" all right.
 
Oh shit, Wikidrama has increased. Thwomp puppetry is being acknowledged on the Wikipedia Admin Incident Archive. Too much nonsense to paste, but here's the main drop point if you want to dig deeper.


Too gay; didn't read gist is "User:Love The Andes is a recruit of User:lizthegrey since the interaction tool gives: [171]."
Slightly ninja'd by @Markass the Worst, but here's a little more context.

This started because Elliot believes Love The Andes and SquareInARoundHole are socks of each other and opened an investigation here. He tagged Adler3, who had previously noted the suspicious behavior. Elliot then directed Adler3 to move the discussion to another area of the site when it became clear Adler3 believed that Elliot was working with the socks as well.
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Adler3 began a new post detailing the interactions between lizthegrey and Love The Andes. Adler3 seems to have tried to open a sockpuppet investigation page for lizthegrey, but the link doesn't go anywhere.
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... Because the last line says that Adler3 was a sock as well and was blocked from editing. Adler3 was created 18 days ago.

Here is Adler3's user profile. It's someone's alt account.
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Adler3's post (now struck through) linked to these timelines examining the interactions between lizthegrey and Love The Andes.
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These are some deep ops, lol.
 
And just as i predicted sadly it's now time for the slapfight to see who can Karen to a bigger swinging Pronoun dick admin. I was keeping a eye on it but wanted to see who took the first shot before predicting the future again, and sure nuff Elliot came out with im not a sock your a sock.

Back when Wikipedia could still be used as a unbiased source that timeline would be as close to a smoking gun as you would need to assemble the tribe and vote it off the island. These days tho it's all about feels and not reals and if Elliot is already uno reverse card getting people banned for posting timestamps that waste of a page may actually end up staying up.
 
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Btw, he was editing Zooey Zephyr's page recently to include Erin Reed and says he's "in communication with Erin." Can't remember if that was mentioned already.
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It also looks like Adler3 notified him directly about his incident thread the same minute it was posted. It could be an auto-notice though. Not that familiar with metawiki stuff.
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It also looks like Adler3 notified him directly about his incident thread the same minute it was posted. It could be an auto-notice though. Not that familiar with metawiki stuff.
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I find it fascinating that, within about 3 hours of his sockpuppetry being mentioned in this thread, he starts his gayop to try and obfuscate it. Almost like he's still obsessively reading the thread.
 
Alcohol and Klonopin. What a great combo.
Stevie Nicks thought so.
Hopefully this brickfaced transvestite will overdose and put an end to his interminable interference with the forum.
Hopefully at home and not while he's driving, so that he doesn't hurt someone else on his way out. Or damage that uniquely humongous square skull of his and ruin its value as an ashtray.
Or a wastepaper basket for that matter.
Either of those things would be more useful than its current owner, who uses it to frighten children and traumatize "consent accident" victims.
 
I find it fascinating that, within about 3 hours of his sockpuppetry being mentioned in this thread, he sttarts his gayop to try and obfuscate it. Almost like he's still obsessively reading the thread.
I feel that Elliot Fong might end up being the first actual suicide in relation to Kiwifarms.

As much as I hate his actions towards James Dalmore and the Farms, he still has the capacity to have a meaningful life.

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Elliot, you are still a talented multimillionaire with a Canadian passport, though fatherhood is closed off to, there is still many things you can do.
  • Go swimming with dolphins, or do a zoo experience with an elephant, some have called it lifechanging.
  • Go tandem skydiving with an instructor, you still have your adreline glands, so enjoy the exicitement and the view looking down on everything.
  • Take your husband travelling, you can work remotely while experiencing more about the world.
  • Teach and mentor Black middle school boys in tech. You know your stuff, and you could help close the resenment between your two communties.
  • Heal the bond between you and your parents/grandparents. I DGAF who started it, family matters
All of these are more rewarding then working yourself into a rage over a silly gossip therad. As rapper Tyler tc said, "Just walk away nigga".
 
As rapper Tyler tc said, "Just walk away nigga".

It really is that easy Elliot all you have to do is abandon your jihad on josh and let me get back to shit posting about wrestling with my like minded retards.

I don't wanna be predicting the future down in the stinkditch but here we are buddy and i imagine i will last longer than your eyesight.
 
And just as i predicted sadly it's now time for the slapfight to see who can Karen to a bigger swinging Pronoun dick admin. I was keeping a eye on it but wanted to see who took the first shot before predicting the future again, and sure nuff Elliot came out with im not a sock your a sock.
It would have been more fun if it was a catfight instead of a slapfight but I guess it's better thsn nothing. :story:
 
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