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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
They're going to need to come up with something quick, because I can see this turning into "Who can stay away from Fatty the longest" for the remainder of the show. I'm sure they have  plenty nothing at all planned. Although Sam did yalk about how long you can stay awake to Josie so that might be the final elimination challenge. Unsure how entertaining to would be because a hellhouse with all the fish and freeloaders would probably keep them up more than anything else.

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Punitive Castration said:
He had said after the walking challenge and also many times before that he would never ever ever fuck with Josie or let anyone fuck with her.
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Absolutely massive mistake. One of the dumbest things anyone could state at any point in Fishtank. A dumb choice to make as well if you know anything about the crew.

Nothing Vance ever planned came to be, he took L after L more often than he realized.
 
a great big cabbage said:
Why does Josie walk up the stairs the same way Fatty does? Getting both feet on the same stair each time. I noticed her doing that a couple different times now.

Josiecels, explain your queen please.
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The shit this literal retard gets away with just cause of all the simps is amazing. I laugh just looking at her, doing all the tics, biting her lip, twisting her neck, every few seconds, amazin.
 
Forgot to mention this before: Sam all but confirmed a second season

Specifically he said that all leftover tokens will be carried over to season 2. That's a very confident statement for a show that's been this much of a trainwreck, but I have to imagine that Sam is smart enough not to promise this if it's not already confirmed to happen. I very well could be wrong and the fishtank crew are notorious dumbasses. Any number of easily avoidable administrative blockages could happen with these tards at the helm. All this is to say that Sam is under the impression that season 2 is a go.

Part of me hopes they find a new house and get better camera coverage. Another part hopes it's in the same house with no repairs or cleanup.

All parts of me hope they somehow wrangle Cobes into the house.
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a great big cabbage said:
Why does Josie walk up the stairs the same way Fatty does? Getting both feet on the same stair each time. I noticed her doing that a couple different times now.

Josiecels, explain your queen please.
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Everyone above me isn't a true Josiecel.
It's because she's sore. She's done training with Goldstriker, then the moving challenge which was over 10 hours of walking in slides, then more training with Goldstriker and Scott. She asked about doing kicks so they've had her do hundreds of kicks on her own.
 
Letty shouts out Joshua Connor Moon, hell yeah.


Shark shows Letty the photoshopped down syndrome pic of her, Letty says "That's me!" lol
 
stink rink said:
Forgot to mention this before: Sam all but confirmed a second season

Specifically he said that all leftover tokens will be carried over to season 2. That's a very confident statement for a show that's been this much of a trainwreck, but I have to imagine that Sam is smart enough not to promise this if it's not already confirmed to happen. I very well could be wrong and the fishtank crew are notorious dumbasses. Any number of easily avoidable administrative blockages could happen with these tards at the helm. All this is to say that Sam is under the impression that season 2 is a go.

Part of me hopes they find a new house and get better camera coverage. Another part hopes it's in the same house with no repairs or cleanup.

All parts of me hope they somehow wrangle Cobes into the house.
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Cobra just got a 7 day ban from youtube so in total desperation this might actually fucking happen.
 
Logic said:
Actually it might be a twice a year thing according to a conversation that sam had with vance earlier in the season. Note that's a big: MIGHT.
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I didn't follow this outside of clips, highlights and what posts I've read here and there but am I wrong in thinking that the elimination aspect of this show is kind of retarded? All it does is reduce the content more and more. IMO I hope they consider just having a full house full of lunatics and chaos to see who can last the full 8 weeks or whatever it was. The contestants should have to actually last the entire time to win the money, and depending on who survives the audience would vote on the winner. That seems like a way more entertaining idea.
 
poopshoes said:
I didn't follow this outside of clips, highlights and what posts I've read here and there but am I wrong in thinking that the elimination aspect of this show is kind of retarded? All it does is reduce the content more and more. IMO I hope they consider just having a full house full of lunatics and chaos to see who can last the full 8 weeks or whatever it was. The contestants should have to actually last the entire time to win the money, and depending on who survives the audience would vote on the winner. That seems like a way more entertaining idea.
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At the very least, have a different kind of elimination that isn't just arbitrary "chat thinks X did the best" even though Jet and Sam made the decision. Make the fish vote each other out, or have a fucking plan that isn't telling people to walk around for 10 hours.

Also, a finale with more than two contestants would be more entertaining, especially if you're gonna have 4+ days between eliminations.
 
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