💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Jaded Optimist]

Jack eats anything with his name in it? Keep your dogs away from Jack Russell Scalfani

 

[AnOminous]

The moment I saw that on the menu I knew he was going to order it. Sure it sounded good but we all know, like the manbaby he is, he needs to get everything that has his name on it.

I want to open a restaurant just so I could have a literal human shit sandwich with ricin sauce and a side of rabies, and call it the Jackwich. That fat idiot would buy it and die.

Fuck, we've entered the era of truly dark Rob.

Dark Rob is scary.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Also it isn't a good cheesesteak if you're going for philly style. Wrong cheese, the steak "shavings" looks stewed, wrong peppers, and mushrooms don't go on it. It might be a perfectly fine sandwich, but for Jack magically picking the one location nearby that has the worst scores.

It's not a legit Philly Cheesesteak but I don't think it's supposed to be either. Having said that it didn't look necessarily bad. The whole point is he ordered it because it's got his name on it and it had jalapenos because Hammy doesn't like them and it means more for him.

The man is humongous asshole.

 

[James done did it]

Is he sick in this new video or did he have another nanostroke that caused enough brain damage to change his voice? He sounds even lower IQ than normal.

 

[Harlow]

Is he sick in this new video or did he have another nanostroke that caused enough brain damage to change his voice? He sounds even lower IQ than normal.

It seems like it as hes be sounding terrible in all the JotG videos too. Seems like like he recorded a handful of videos, had another medical event, and is now recorded more. Or, even better, thats just how hard and fast the decline is happening.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Is he sick in this new video or did he have another nanostroke that caused enough brain damage to change his voice? He sounds even lower IQ than normal.

Nobody is quite sure but if I had to hazard a guess? Congestive heart failure. Makes you sound like shit due to fluid buildup in your lungs, you're confused and unable to focus on anything. That's Jagoff right now. His heart is only working at part capacity, his brain is on autopilot and he's can't remember what he ordered two minutes ago.

Good news is? He might only have 2-3 years to live. Bad news is? We have to suffer through 2-3 years of him doing Fat on the Go and making disgusting recipes.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

Cooking with Robert is back with the latest episode. Jack continues to sound like a literal tard.

Look at the way Jagoff semi-came when he smelled the meat and declared "OW I CAN SMELL THE BEER"

 

[Helvítis Túristi]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=hl6dZ7jjA0c
Cooking with Robert is back with the latest episode. Jack continues to sound like a literal tard.

Look at the way Jagoff semi-came when he smelled the meat and declared "OW I CAN SMELL THE BEER"

Why are they using peanut butter beer instead of normal beer? That just sounds so vile.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Why are they using peanut butter beer instead of normal beer? That just sounds so vile.

Also who makes a turkey for Memorial Day in general? Could have grilled hamburgers, sausages, steaks, pork chops, veggies, but something about a whole turkey for Memorial Day just seems wrong. I don't know why, it just is. Like having a goose for it or something. Just off.

 

[ZipDisk]

Jack want turgey. He's not here for long time, he's here for gud time!

I was going to say Rob had joined John Badman, but even AnOm would just bellow "DIE YOU FAT FUCK" to his face.
Rob is smiling and telling Jack to enjoy himself. That's a lot darker.
Just a little more cheese on your burger. Why buy lean when you can buy regular, Why not get whole milk, or even buttermilk? Bacon? Of Course!

 

[MS Paint Gigachad]

Why are they using peanut butter beer instead of normal beer? That just sounds so vile.

Can't weigh in on beer specifically, but peanut on meat isnt completely mad and ridiculous: Malaysian Satay is meat dipped in peanut sauce - granted it's spiced and shit, but you really do taste the peanut.

Other vaguely nutty-flavored stuff (in this case mostly sesame) with meat (not a comprehensive list) dandan noodles, tahini sauce on kebabs and i cant think of any others for now. Also the chinese use sesame oil in a hundred and a half dishes, quite a few involving meat too, but this doesnt really count

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

Sometime last week Jack posted this:

He felt encouraged to walk 4 months after the stroke. Great initiative.

I'll have you know he watches intelecctual stuff such as blues clues [OBJ][OBJ]

Jagoff has now transitioned to a show for intellectuals.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Jagoff has now transitioned to a show for intellectuals.

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[Octopi]

Also who makes a turkey for Memorial Day in general?

Probably not expecting to live to the next traditional turkey eatin' holiday.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

Sometime last week Jack posted this:

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He felt encouraged to walk 4 months after the stroke. Great initiative.





Jagoff has now transitioned to a show for intellectuals.

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I'm probably overthinking the opinions of a person with more strokes than functioning fingers, but how does the Mario movie have "politics" but Rick and Morty doesn't?

 

[Whaler]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=hl6dZ7jjA0c
Cooking with Robert is back with the latest episode. Jack continues to sound like a literal tard.

Look at the way Jagoff semi-came when he smelled the meat and declared "OW I CAN SMELL THE BEER"

The best part of the video is realizing that Jack is actually being propped up against the table to help give the appearance of being able to stand on his own. You can see a wad of his heft spilling onto the table when he's standing behind it.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=hl6dZ7jjA0c
Cooking with Robert is back with the latest episode. Jack continues to sound like a literal tard.

Look at the way Jagoff semi-came when he smelled the meat and declared "OW I CAN SMELL THE BEER"

Gawddamn he sounds terrible. The slurring is worse than it's ever been. I'd be surprised if he makes it to the end of the year at this rate.

Probably not expecting to live to the next traditional turkey eatin' holiday.

Yeah he's probably not making it to Thanksgiving or if he does he's going to be bed bound and unable to do anything.

I'm probably overthinking the opinions of a person with more strokes than functioning fingers, but how does the Mario movie have "politics" but Rick and Morty doesn't?

Rick & Morty is more subtle and he's taken the meme of it being for smart people to heart.

 

[AnOminous]

The best part of the video is realizing that Jack is actually being propped up against the table to help give the appearance of being able to stand on his own. You can see a wad of his heft spilling onto the table when he's standing behind it.

Is this fat fucker actually drunk or is it just brain damage from the strokes? I think he's literally actually drunk.

 

[biggacracka]

Is this fat fucker actually drunk or is it just brain damage from the strokes? I think he's literally actually drunk.

Maybe Tamham puts some jack daniels in his sippy cup of energy drink to calm him down, but I think it's the strokes. his brain is dying but his hunger moves the flesh still.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

So Jack has aged up from baby shows to man child shows. He would absolutely find Pickle Rick hilarious in 2023, as it only requires one brain cell to "understand."

That turkey video was hard to watch. Like genuinely. He sounded so bad, like he had been lobotomized. (I suppose he has, in a way.) His friend also looked like he was ready to flee first chance he could get throughout the entire video. Fuck man, I would too.