Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Chibitzen]

OMG! E-Daddy was noticed!

Fun! Looks like the awkward lovebombing phase has begun, then! Have they decided which one gets to play hard to get? Or are both narcissistically waiting to see which one cucks first?

Don't the Locals realize Rekieta will have no more time for them should he get contracted? No more degenerate conversations with his online bastard children. No more drunken rants to nurse his personality disorder. Crowder will want to retain him and he will put a requirement in his contract that he must keep a robust stock of Panko in his pantry to help keep his content on brand. That means no more ramen sessions. Such a pity!

 

[Retink Retunk]

Some interesting information in the video:

- Nick is a master of the martial arts. He has at least 18 years of Tae Kwon Do training including competition at the college level at 155 pounds. He would get up early every morning in college to fight men.
- Nick was recruited out of the competitive martial arts in his junior year in college into the sport of Male Cheerleading.
- He quickly rose within the sport and was made team captain in his senior year. But he suffered a tragic injury during tryouts. Nick attempted to deadlift a girl weighting 260 pounds over his head. He "tore all his rotator cuffs" in the back of his shoulder. The injury kept him out of competition for six weeks and he still suffers from that injury to this day.
- Told to not use the arm and ice the arm by the athletic trainer, Wise Nick rejects the advice and goes to the hospital. Inexplicably, he gets no surgery for his horrible debilitating injury but is instead given special exercises which return his torn shoulder and wrecked rotator cuffs to competition strength.

How could anyone doubt a story like that?

Dumb question, but doesn't Nick claim to have some mental condition that makes him a contrarian and he uses it as in excuse to justify his behavior when being called a degenerate? Why wouldn't that kick in when he needed to lift a fat woman by some retarded coach he clearly knew was in the wrong?

 

[AnOminous]

Dumb question, but doesn't Nick claim to have some mental condition that makes him a contrarian and he uses it as in excuse to justify his behavior when being called a degenerate? Why wouldn't that kick in when he needed to lift a fat woman by some retarded coach he clearly knew was in the wrong?

His mental condition is he's a fucking retard.

 

[Retink Retunk]

His mental condition is he's a fucking retard.

That sounds about right. I want to like Nick, but damn does he make it impossible sometimes with the dumb shit he does.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

That sounds about right. I want to like Nick, but damn does he make it impossible sometimes with the dumb shit he does.

He claims he has ODD (Oppositional Defoance Disorder) a PEDIATRIC condition that deferral posters here have noted is a proxy diagnosis for juvenile psychopaths.

Sometimes the child grows or is counseled out of it, and ODC allows their health record to omit a psychopaths diagnosis that might affect them later in later life.

He's just a contrary bastard and arsehole. Not a BAD thing in and of itself, but he has taken extremely questionable stands in the past 6 months. Many are done with his bullshit.

 

[AnOminous]

He claims he has ODD (Oppositional Defoance Disorder) a PEDIATRIC condition that deferral posters here have noted is a proxy diagnosis for juvenile psychopaths.

Yeah whatever. What he really has is GFD (Giant Fag Disorder). It means he's an enormous homosexual.

 

[repentance]

Nick never streamed fucking shit faced hammered in 2019. He absolutely does in 2023. The increase in obvious alcohol abuse has coincided with his mental degeneration. Lord knows how much he drinks off stream.

If he can't kick the booze habit, he should at least switch from liquor to beer or wine. Especially when streaming.

I mostly stopped watching him in 2020. It was becoming obvious then that he'd been drinking before streams and there were times when he was pretty drunk by the end of a stream.

The downward spiral might have accelerated in the last 12 months, but there were warning signs long before then.

 

[HarblMcDavid]

I mostly stopped watching him in 2020. It was becoming obvious then that he'd been drinking before streams and there were times when he was pretty drunk by the end of a stream.

The downward spiral might have accelerated in the last 12 months, but there were warning signs long before then.

Up until I stopped watching around...oh 8-10 months ago, I want to say he could mostly be counted on to keep things together with the booze. As in, would drink, sometimes a good deal, but it didn't usually result in problems. It used to be his superpower that he could seem to drink to excess and yet be sharp as a tack when guests least expect it...except that one time Drexel had to finish the stream, which at the time was funny because it was a surprise. Hell he used to be able to do interviews that were good while drinking.

The "sharp as a tack" part is definitely gone now in what I've seen, which is really one of the bigger tragedies since a nontrivial part of his appeal was he seemed to be someone that could be counted on to use their brain, something which has clearly been seriously blunted by the booze.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

- He quickly rose within the sport and was made team captain in his senior year. But he suffered a tragic injury during tryouts. Nick attempted to deadlift a girl weighting 260 pounds over his head. He "tore all his rotator cuffs" in the back of his shoulder. The injury kept him out of competition for six weeks and he still suffers from that injury to this day.

Oh man, I try not to sound like Cynthia or TIC. But fuck you got me mad now. That's not right man, that's not right to be blatantly lying (or lazy) like Nick is.

Tl;WR: If Nick is lying about his shoulder injury and I can prove it.

You are brain dead retarded and should consider taking LTG's advice to KYS if you take this as proper medical advice.

There's three injuries that he could have most likely sustained to the shoulder:
1) Rotator Cuff tear
2) Superior labral anterior posterior (SLAP) tears
3) Subacromial impigment

#3 is not always a tear and lighter injuries may not always require surgery.
#1/2 surgery is not optional if you want to be pain free/mobile.

- Told to not use the arm and ice the arm by the athletic trainer, Wise Nick rejects the advice and goes to the hospital. Inexplicably, he gets no surgery for his horrible debilitating injury but is instead given special exercises which return his torn shoulder and wrecked rotator cuffs to competition strength.

First off, the physical therapist isn't a doctor and you shouldn't take their advice on this. Go see an orthopedic surgeon Nick. If he had a tear as bad he claims he would not be able to function in a day to day role because just the act of dressing yourself would be extremely painful. The way that he described the mechanisim of injury also makes subacromial impigment unlikely.

Second of all, it is literally impossible for a severe rotator/SLAP to be returned to minimal day to day functioning without surgery. Might be possible to return to competition if you're still actively growing with surgery (<20).

There is a specific diagnostic method for this that involves several tests including the following:

• MRI/CT with radionucletide tracers to confirm tear locations
• Resistance tests see if issues are present

These resistance tests include usually O'briens, Speed's and Apprehension tests. Basically all involve the provider providing resistance against the arm placed at an angle and asking if there is a pain. A person with a severe SLAP/rotator tear would not be able to resist the examiner in O'briens. Only one positive sign is needed to suspect an injury to the shoulder. All three signs have a positivity rate of 98% for SLAP.

The repair for these injuries involve surgical reattachment (or in a minute rotator tear, debridement) via arthoscopy or open surgery. They usually involve stitching the rotator muscle back together, or stapling the ligament back into the bone. It won't be one incision, usually 3 or more incisions ~.75 cm with distinctive scar tissue the size of your fingernail.

There are no incisions on either shoulder during his hotub streams, the Jamaca nude pic, or his tattoo pics on either shoulder.

So either:

1. Nick is lying about being injured in the shoulder
2. Nick is lying about the degree of injury in his shoulder
3. Nick is lazy faggot and doesn't understand what injury he got
4. Nick doesn't want to be out for surgery and just drinks his pain away.
5. All or some of the above.

- Nick is a master of the martial arts. He has at least 18 years of Tae Kwon Do training including competition at the college level at 155 pounds. He would get up early every morning in college to fight men.

Our venerable fighter of righteous fury should know the following:
Boards, don't hit back.

He's just a contrary bastard and arsehole.

And someone who could be considered economical with the truth, or as Feral Cat would put it "a fucking liar".

 

[Tour of Italy]

"I love being a degenerate, I'm tired of not being a degenerate, I'm need to get back into it" a quote from Nick a bit after the rumble switch. Followed by him raging about how he's "been talking about boring law and politics stuff for the past 6 months like everyone wanted" and "This was never a law show" and then proceeded to bitch about matt walsh and the conservatives.

I miss when it was a law show. I watched it for literally years because it was.

Being better informed about the law has unironically helped me in my personal politics and professional life.

That’s why most former fans are bitter. Where else can we go? Everyone else is a boring bootlicker or worse. I genuinely miss Nick’s perspective and he is either a moron or a liar when he says he hasn’t changed.

 

[im5!XxhO]

I genuinely miss Nick’s perspective and he is either a moron or a liar when he says he hasn’t changed.

Given the last couple of months, I am convinced he is a compulsive liar that thanks to his narcissism thinks he can just gaslight the audience. He constantly changes his position on things, directly contradicts what he said just a couple of streams before and so on. The "it was never a law" channel is just the latest representation of that.

 

[Swole McPole]

- Nick is a master of the martial arts. He has at least 18 years of Tae Kwon Do training including competition at the college level at 155 pounds. He would get up early every morning in college to fight men.

I think you misspelled "fuck".

Lets review the facts here, shall we?

1.) Nick was a cheerleader in college. No heterosexual man would willingly be a cheerleader.
2.) He introduced himself to his wife to be as an arse bandit. She was so convinced of it that she introduced him to her parents as 'her gay friend'.
3.) He's known to frequent gay bars. This is something heterosexual men might do in their late teens/early 20's out of curiosity. It's not something heterosexual men in their forties do unless they're looking to get their fudge packed.
4.) Rekieta clearly takes it up the Gary Glitter.

 

[Maude Snew]

Has Drexel been on any of the Friday coom shows? Those seem to be his speed but I don't recall seeing him at all lately. I'm even willing to buy Nick's "well it's difficult to have him here during the school year" thing even though that's probably a lie too. Is he just laying low after the groomer shit exploded and he tried to damage control? That would be the smart thing to do though so kind of questionable someone in Nick's orbit would think to do it.

 

[WhoDaresWhoCaresWhoKnows]

Man, I have not been able to keep up as much as I would have liked but the decline really is becoming more rapid by the week, is it not? With Nicholas' ever growing degeneracy, and growing liberties within said degeneracy, paired with his groomer friend Drexel I really hope at least one of the kids gets out of that hell a normal individual without suffering abuse.

Also, it is mildly amusing but mostly sad to see Cynthia still has not managed to kick the habit of making any space she enters about herself. At this point I can only assume it is pathological and that she is likely not even aware of it herself.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Nick never streamed fucking shit faced hammered in 2019. He absolutely does in 2023. The increase in obvious alcohol abuse has coincided with his mental degeneration. Lord knows how much he drinks off stream.

If he can't kick the booze habit, he should at least switch from liquor to beer or wine. Especially when streaming.

He would occasionally get utterly hammered, and it was very noticeable on his post-show Twitch streams. Remember in 2019 when he went off on Vic Lasagna for not handling his lawsuit like he would and ended the rant with the memorable "Vic couldn't be a cop because he wouldn't shoot black people." He was so clearly blasted then.

This is something heterosexual men might do in their late teens/early 20's out of curiosity.

College dudes going to gay bars are either gay or they're narcissistic retards who think they're charming enough to pick up lesbians. Nick is clearly both gay, but also trying to pick up lesbians, probably so he can watch them eat out Lady Ours since Nick's coombrain has been rotted by pr0nz.

 

[Maude Snew]

I really hope at least one of the kids gets out of that hell a normal individual

He does have that one daughter he keeps bringing up who has these random violent outbursts according to him and he jokes about how she's gonna kill somebody some day. Well with his drinking and decline I'll put it at about 70% it's gonna be you with the remainder being about equally divided between the wife, her siblings, and a possible future significant other. She might grow out of it and be fine, but his stories are incredibly alarming and it would probably be a good idea to get her into therapy sooner rather than later.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Nick's recent.... inclinations... really get the old noggin joggin' about why he represented that lady who stole all that money from that church she worked for (and she did it because her husband was gay, because that makes sense). Really curious, given Nick's current behavior.

To be clear, I'm just saying Nick is gay, not that he's stealing money.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Elissa uploaded an extended supercut of Rekieta's Friday meltdown that's over 30 minutes long.

Looks like his most insane yet, by far.

Highlights from last night I haven't seen mentioned.

• 12:35 - Female guest removes her shirt. (In the comments of this clip, she says: "For the record I had a tube top on and was messing with the simps in chat")
• 14:50 - Rekieta says he is in a monogamous relationship, but "people try to pick us up as couples".
• 21:10 - Rekieta says his response to people who say he's not "Christian enough", "trad enough", or "conservative enough" is that "I don't want to be any of those things".
• 21:39 - Rekieta responds to a chatter saying Nick will regret his current takes by saying he won't and removing his shirt.
• 25:50 - Rekieta tells viewers who don't like his content to "please never give me money and fucking leave". He says about his Friday shows: "I wanna talk about Camelot, about smashing pissers, I want to talk about crazy shit, I want to talk about porn, I want talk about whatever, because that's reality for a lot of guys out there, and we know."
• 28:50 - Rekieta insults his alma mater, which he calls "William Mitchell Faggot College of Law, which I have zero respect for." He mocks Mitchell Hamline's ranking in US News

 

[Maude Snew]

Well yeah it's not a law channel, his intro is literally "This is Balldo Joe, owner of a small sex dungeon in lake tittycoomca" and his license plate says cruisin4ass. No law there at all, if you can't see that you must be an incel prude.

 

[Sam Losco]