Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 16.9%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 25.5%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 64 17.2%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 147 39.4%

  • Total voters
    373
Elissa uploaded an extended supercut of Rekieta's Friday meltdown that's over 30 minutes long.

Looks like his most insane yet, by far.


Highlights from last night I haven't seen mentioned.
  • 12:35 - Female guest removes her shirt. (In the comments of this clip, she says: "For the record I had a tube top on and was messing with the simps in chat")
  • 14:50 - Rekieta says he is in a monogamous relationship, but "people try to pick us up as couples".
  • 21:10 - Rekieta says his response to people who say he's not "Christian enough", "trad enough", or "conservative enough" is that "I don't want to be any of those things".
  • 21:39 - Rekieta responds to a chatter saying Nick will regret his current takes by saying he won't and removing his shirt.
  • 25:50 - Rekieta tells viewers who don't like his content to "please never give me money and fucking leave". He says about his Friday shows: "I wanna talk about Camelot, about smashing pissers, I want to talk about crazy shit, I want to talk about porn, I want talk about whatever, because that's reality for a lot of guys out there, and we know."
  • 28:50 - Rekieta insults his alma mater, which he calls "William Mitchell Faggot College of Law, which I have zero respect for." He mocks Mitchell Hamline's ranking in US News

Some other things that stand out.

Spread out over a few areas in the clip, but Nick thinks that the internet on the right are a bunch of prudes who don't like fun who also believe that whorish women are queens who can't stop talking politics, which is why the beta-manosphere males get to bang all the hot chicks.

4:37 - Ty Beard doesn't think satanism has been a real thing since the 70s. Probably because only nobodies like Marc Randazza have dealings with an obscure organizations like The Satanic Temple with lawsuits against low-profile entities like Twitter and such. Plausible deniability, I say.

10:20 - Cyberbullying isn't real; people can just not pay attention (although Nick can't seem to take his own advice).

15:05 - Kayla is always there for the funny stories with "silly" people (when she's not in the bathroom, talking to another group of people, off drinking somewhere else, or waiting in another location because she can't find Nick or remember where she left him).

26:50 - Nick will also NEVER ask for people to give him anything.

28:20 - Nick provided insight regarding his intentions for his "against the wall" comment.

31:00 - Nick became a lawyer to make "money and fuck bitches period" and he will never have content about women or the manosphere (except for his current and future plans to have women on to talk about sex and relationships, Drexel, and the like?).
 
If Mandy_K is what Nick considers to be gorgeous then it explains Nick's assessment of the other "hot" people he happens to meet. The pictures aren't horrible (apart from the quality), but the body and face posted by Mandy are forgettable compared to others that can be found online and certainly not worth fawning over.

Also funny that Nick doesn't need MDMA for Mandy_K, but takes it when going out with Kayla.
It's groomery and clearly he sees her as an easy mark for his devious thoughts ever since she was the one who opened the door to the lewdposts. She advertised something in his mind and he can't get it out of his head. She is an object of desire of some kind and so he is lovebombing her. He even describes the conditions of their meeting down to how the wife answers the door for him and arranges the social connection. Only his panel is obtuse enough to not have absorbed the relationship dynamics that are being implied here.

This creates more questions than there seems answers with the latest Coom Therapy Confessionals. Such the social media expert, he has given us more threads to tug away at than not.

One line of questioning would be surrounding the prevalence of the drugs. Is he in the business of lending out the MDMA since legality need not be a line of inconvenience? We know he is into spreading the gospel of Degeneracy. Perhaps he puts his money where his mouth is or isn't.

Increasingly these panels have become coomer groomer sessions. This has been the growing theme. He only has time for fun and those who don't want to have fun can GTFO. That little revealing barb was clearly meant for his detractors but how could that not also extend to his panel or any other people surrounding him? He has gotten very cocky with his arrogance and as such, has revealed to us in more detail his desired group dynamic.

If Mandy were to be brought into the fold, because why else enthusiastically arrange such a meeting with a perfect stranger just to say someone is HOT, would such drugs ever be on offer in private should she join and partake with him somewhere else out of the public eye more akin to fantasy land? Is that not what the anime fandom is generally themed around? Playing fantasy and dressing up? Seems an ideal venue to groom such fantasy relations.

Thus, would he be opposed to involving the fans further as he seems to desire a more FUN enabling panel? His public version of arrangements is to frame it all under the narrative of safe and morally sound marital activities. I will call it now and say the marriage is a cover for other things and thus a fraud. He himself doesn't even seem to imply the fun to be had is limited to just him and Our Wife, but rather there are rules. This is not how functioning marriages work. Dimwit.

TLDR: He desperately wants to involve others in what seems to be a world he is building inside his mind where an unfulfilled fantasy fun parade takes precadent over other activities. He has hinted this is some sort of childish fixation (muh 20s) that he is reliving. That just raises more questions, dimwit. What an insightful(!) and yet incredibly obtuse comment to have made so publicly without realizing its implications. I will let others nibble on that dumb admission.
 
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The last few posts made some excellent points. I'm sure none of them will get under Nick's skin once he'll read the screencaps from whoever is drip-feeding him this thread. I'm sure he'll copesplain at least few of them in his alcoholic stupor.

I'm patiently awaiting the moment his streaming contract(s) end and they'll deny any renewals. While I'm sure that the sycophants will stick with him, Nick must be (at least in his sober moments) realizing that the well is drying up. My schadenfreude is tingling in anticipation of his inevitable tardout.
 
Really amazing that he's somehow "covered nothing but law for 6 months" while not actually doing law streams and regularly having hour long meltdowns about wanting more sex. Literally opening the show talking about tits one day and claiming that doesn't happen the next day. Almost as coombrained a thought as "if you don't like seeing geriatric women spam their hideous leathery bodies all show then you're just an incel prude". And, really, "This was never a law show"? The show with law in its name on the channel with law in its name was never about law. Alright, man. I look forward to the coping on Monday about how Friday's rant never happened and was made up by those damn kiwi incels.
 
Its kind of ironic listening to a guy who didn't in any way meet the qualifications for going to any good law school bitch at the law school he was able to barely get into.

Mommy, Daddy and their money got him into William MItchell. At the time he was admitted, he was old guy who had worked a series of dead end jobs, had failed in high school and had a creative writing degree from a terrible college. He didn't even have the money to pay for it himself. Mommy and Daddy paid for it. Just like they have paid for everything in his life of failure.

Then after law school, mommy and daddy bought him a whole law firm for himself with a building and an assistant and everything. But work is boring so he quickly walked away from that.

Now he is "successful" which to him means getting on streams and getting naked with a bunch of pasty nerdy dudes. He talks about having "fun" but all he does is rant and seeth about his critics He looks to be having about as much fun as Ethan Ralph does these days.

He doesn't quite get that it is about the laughs. But now its about laughing at him and his death-spiral. The insane things Nick says are funny and the looks on the faces of his streaming guests when he says them are priceless. The guests don't know what to make of it, but they know not to question Nick. Nick has become the crazy uncle that they humor because its in their interests to do so.
 
Maybe he has a tumor on his brain, something ain't right with him.
He does, it's his coombrained audience.
I could sit here and say what the problem is, but Jersh did it in detail on the stream. Nick got big with law themed content, found people he wanted to shmooze with, abandoned his following, then started actively feeding into a parasocial sink exacerbated by a mid-life crisis.

He's about to hit the wall like Princess Diana did.
 
And Nick, instead of telling her she is still the most beautiful woman in the world to her and that he's totally crazy about her is just like "uuhhh yeahh we should spice up our sex life by adding more people to it" basically validating her fears that she's not enough for him.
This inspired me to find an old study I remember reading a long time ago. I've attached the PDF for everyone's convenience but I'll post the abstract and the gist here.

The more people talk about how great their relationship is publicly, the less likely it is to be going well and the more likely they are to be having significant feelings of insecurity in/about the relationship. They are building an illusion for other people as well as themselves in the hope that it comes true. Nick constantly talking about how great his relationship is and how awesome their sex is and how he's so attracted to her, unprompted, is a sign to me that there are deep troubles that are not being resolved as has been speculated thoroughly on this thread.

People often attempt to shape others’ perceptions of them, but the role of romantic relationships in this process is unknown. The present set of studies investigates relationship visibility, the centrality of relationships in the self-images that people convey to others. We propose that attachment underlies relationship visibility and test this hypothesis across three studies in the context of Facebook. Avoidant individuals showed low desire for relationship visibility, whereas anxious individuals reported high desired visibility (Studies 1 and 2); however, similar motives drove both groups’ actual relationship visibility (Study 1). Moreover, both avoidant individuals and their partners were less likely to make their relationships visible (Studies 1 and 3). On a daily basis, when people felt more insecure about their partner’s feelings, they tended to make their relationships visible (Study 3). These studies highlight the role of relationships in how people portray themselves to others.

EDIT: It would help if I actually uploaded the file I said I'd upload.

Ty Beard doesn't think satanism has been a real thing since the 70s.
That seems to me a pretty backwards take. Satanic Panic back in the 70s was mostly a hoax, as has been displayed in a few documentaries. It was propagated by religious authorities as well as the news to get people riled up and increase attendance/viewership respectively. Given the shit I see going on these days I would say that actual "Satanism" is way more prevalent and powerful today than it ever was in the 70s.

Nick provided insight regarding his intentions for his "against the wall" comment.
Such a cringe faggot. He feels "powerful" saying words on the internet? It's really sad. He's so desperate to feel some sense of control and power to temporarily distract himself from the utter lack of impact his existence has that he has chosen the most impotent thing imaginable to cling to. "I can say words without being arrested". Cool story bro, but can you do literally anything of consequence with your life? Thought not.
 

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So either:
  1. Nick is lying about being injured in the shoulder
  2. Nick is lying about the degree of injury in his shoulder
  3. Nick is lazy faggot and doesn't understand what injury he got
  4. Nick doesn't want to be out for surgery and just drinks his pain away.
  5. All or some of the above.

Very impressive post.

This was my impression as well after listening to his fat girl shoulder injury story, that there's no way he could have suffered a complete rotator cuff tear then been back in action within six weeks with the equivalent of watchful waiting treatment (because we all know Nick wasn't going to stick with home exercises).

He most likely had some tendinitis or a partial tear.

In terms of the SLAP tear and subacromial impingement, it all depends on how readily accessible MRI and ortho consults are.

In my experience, your basic bitch ER doc or GP/NP, along with ultrasound imaging doesn't have the granular skill level or has technical limitations to even consider the more esoteric conditions.
 
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Nick is about to get a lot of competition if they don't fall on their face this time.
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Much like political commentary, Nick cannot compete in the twitch-like content game. The only thing rumble lacks now is what they signed him up for: law content. Everything he wants to do now is done by better content producers.
 
It's groomery and clearly he sees her as an easy mark for his devious thoughts ever since she was the one who opened the door to the lewdposts. She advertised something in his mind and he can't get it out of his head. She is an object of desire of some kind and so he is lovebombing her. He even describes the conditions of their meeting down to how the wife answers the door for him and arranges the social connection. Only his panel is obtuse enough to not have absorbed the relationship dynamics that are being implied here.
Nick publicly advertising that they should meet up privately so they can (?) and no one would have to know is predictable at this point. This is why people were skeptical when Nick claimed that he "never tried to fuck his fans". He keeps saying dumb crap, like how he would wreck/save them in a sexual context.

If Nick sincerely wants to preserve the life of an unstable person with depression then he needs to stop making it sexual, but he consistently does, so Nick is definitely not interested in anything more than Mandy's body.

This is also at least the second time he's publicly invited Mandy to do something sexual. The consideration given to Kayla was a bit different there (June 13th 2022):



Mandy_K has demonstrated knowledge of what they need to do to make things better. Mandy is also a tease. Mandy has teased both Nick and KF, but only Nick seems to be really biting hard (and suspiciously so). There is likely more to be uncovered there, but it is difficult to maintain interest given what we know about Nick already, and that Mandy is only relevant here because of Nick.

Note to any other attention-seekers here: finding one's sense of self-worth in Nick's community (or Nick's thread) is a sign of misplaced priorities. Immediate reassessment of personal goals is recommended.
 
Of the clips that I saw, Nick was neither sharp nor energetic.

I'll completely disagree with Art. Do NOT do what your nature compels you to. Man's heart is deceitful and we often self sabotage because we want that little dopamine hit rather than earning our reward. It's no wonder that Nick is so off now, look at the influences in his life (since Art claims he has his phone number).

This man is not monogamous. This is not the statement that any self-respecting man should utter while in a relationship. I don't care if you're trad-con, Christian, or whatever. You made a promise to someone else to forsake all others. It's disgusting, pathetic, and above all unfaithful to his wife and kids, regardless if they have an "understanding".
He is now doing shirtless streams like Boogie. What a disgusting freak. Just repulsive. Gross. An absolute cuck.

He reminds me of this Steely Dan cover.
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What a skinnyfat weirdo.
 
What's sad is that Kayla shouldn't need to be doing any of this. She is his wife of many years and has given him 5 children. She should be feeling confident in her position as his wife and not have to put up with this bullshit. From all the plastic surgery she's been getting (tummy tuck, boob implants, whatever the fuck she did to her face) and from Nick's statement about how DESTROYED her body was by pregnancy I can only assume she is probably traumatized from how her body has changed and has lost all sense of identity.

It's modern mainstream American culture -- a culture that Nick buys into 100%. Are you bored with your wife? Is she not as hot as she was when you first married her? Have those five children taken a toll on her once youthful body? Perhaps you fancy a change? Go ahead. There's no such thing as a 'life partner' any more. We enter into relationships for as long as they remain stimulating, and when that's over, you can just end that one and start afresh with somebody else.

There's no moral judgement going to be passed should you decide to take this route. Seventy five years ago, it was just movie stars who could get away with living like this. Today, even conservative politicians trade in their older wives for their younger secretaries and nobody gives it a moment's thought.

So a woman like Lady R does what has to be done. She gets the tummy tucks and the breast lifts. She tolerates the Balldo and proposes the swinging sessions and the cuckoldry. Anything to avoid getting turfed out on her arse. Because while she might be able to get another man, now that she's in her forties and has hit the wall, the chances are that husband number 2 is be of the kind of calibre you find in Nick's locals. He's going to be a Still-Life or an ArttheCuck and he's going to expect her to house those five kids in a double wide, somewhere in Buttfuck, Fuckabama and flaunt her middle aged gash on the forums so hubby has bragging rights.

And look, I get it. I've been a liberal and an atheist my whole life. It seemed perfectly reasonable to me that if you got bored with your partner, you just found yourself a new one and moved on. I would have done it myself, repeatedly, had I not had kids. The main thing that stopped me was the idea of my kids being raised by another man. For me, no fresh pussy was young and tight enough for me to sell out my kids like that. But if I'd taken on a woman who already had another man's kids, I'd have been gone as soon as I got bored. And with the hindsight of age, I see how lucky I was -- and how ruinous the tendency has been, not just to families, but to the whole of modern western culture.
 
"I love being a degenerate, I'm tired of not being a degenerate, I'm need to get back into it" a quote from Nick a bit after the rumble switch. Followed by him raging about how he's "been talking about boring law and politics stuff for the past 6 months like everyone wanted" and "This was never a law show" and then proceeded to bitch about matt walsh and the conservatives.

So how much degeneracy is enough to this faggot? Does he need to fuck men, does he need some kinda animal? What does he want, he has a billion sex toys and that isn't enough. He makes everyone listen to him wax on about that time he railed his wife in a mall bathroom or whatever story it is that day and that isn't enough either. So what the hell does he want?

Also the show "like everyone wanted" isn't is it? It's been boring because he hates it, if it threatens to be decent he gives up on it, or goes into his sex talk or religious blasphemy. He seems to fail to realize that he lost all goodwill and now all he has are vapid whores left interacting with his show, that he obviously hates, and any decent chatter that he used to have aren't willing to interact with it anymore because he betrayed them and his own career.

Lastly he said he was going to a beach on vacation, that's the only detail i've noticed so far.
Sounds like if i could I would put some Nick Rekieta over the green screen in this
Since Nick IS a loser
 
Not that it blatantly obvious but Nick has hit the turning point that so many in this sector hit. He no longer respects his place as a law youtuber with some personality quirks (such as liking 40k, etc.) and has values. Ethan Ralph did the same thing.

When your show/content is no longer about how and what you talk about and becomes about you and your ego, you have lost the plot.

Nick will fall further and further from the height he still has. He will either shape up and remember his place or become like Ralph and become more retarded to "own the alawgs".
 
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