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seri0us said:
Somebody has, tho.
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I mean on video talking, not a five second creeper shot from fifty feet away.

They don't even have to "be a ween" that everyone seems so afraid of and call him a motherfucker to his face. Just ask him something mundane about Magic or his horror show of an outfit. Even unprompted Chris can make good content. Like that gamestop clerk or whatever that filmed Chris buying some game at their store, and without him saying anything Chris manages to bring up Sonichu.
 
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FamicomGorby said:
I mean on video talking, not a five second creeper shot from fifty feet away.

They don't even have to "be a ween" that everyone seems so afraid of and call him a motherfucker to his face. Just ask him something mundane about Magic or his horror show of an outfit. Even unprompted Chris can make good content. Like that gamestop clerk or whatever that filmed Chris buying some game at their store, and without him saying anything Chris manages to bring up Sonichu.
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It's either:

1. Most people are respecting the 'observe from afar' rule and don't want to cause controversy by getting him freaked out and have him shut away for weeks again
2. He smells like shit.
 
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algern0n said:
It's either:

1. Most people are respecting the 'observe from afar' rule and don't want to cause controversy by getting him freaked out and have him shut away for weeks again
2. He smells like shit.
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3. there are psycho weens who will take it upon themselves to try and dox anyone who takes a photo of Chris or gets a video of him
 
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D_Tractor said:
Redditor saw him playing MTG today
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This is awful: Looks like an old man with alzheimer sitting and try to think all the things before to sit him in that place. Thing you wish what if never happens. Thing could be better if you never make the actual decision.

Chris really is in the end of his life, and he is 42 years old, but looks like a 60 years old man.
 
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algern0n said:
It's either:

1. Most people are respecting the 'observe from afar' rule and don't want to cause controversy by getting him freaked out and have him shut away for weeks again
2. He smells like shit.
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Or they would be extremely embarrassed to be seen in public talking to the weird retard tranny. Has no one saw the candid CWC videos of him shopping for toys and vidya before? He floats around like a hyper child talking about sonichu, I wouldn't be caught dead speaking to CWC, especially in public.
 
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FamicomGorby said:
Okay, how have none of these people gotten Chris on video?
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Would you want to hold your phone e at an unconvincing angle just to get at best 5 seconds of footage of the most infamous lolcow walking free? Imagine if he sees what you're doing Chris might chimp amd screech or call for his wranglers. It's not worth the trouble setting him off.

Blue Miaplacidus said:
In the group home he will not be allowed to have many belongings. They usually only get a very tiny area/shelf for knick-knacks/toys and maybe a small container under his bed or a drawer for other personal luxuries. So a small deck of cards would be one of the few things he could have and play with other people. It's also possible that the place he's playing has shitty loaner decks that people can rent/use just so they can play.
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Speaking of, these sightings may indicate the home isn't as strict with Chris as we thought. They seem to past the initial intake period where all he'd be able to do is sit in his room, read the code of conduct, maybe read a few of the ya books he bought/stole from cvrj, and wait for the staff to bring him his meals.


Once the intake period is complete it's all a matter of following the staffs orders and earning their trust.
 
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A Grey Cat said:
Would you want to hold your phone e at an unconvincing angle just to get at best 5 seconds of footage of the most infamous lolcow walking free? Imagine if he sees what you're doing Chris might chimp amd screech or call for his wranglers. It's not worth the trouble setting him off.


Speaking of, these sightings may indicate the home isn't as strict with Chris as we thought. They seem to past the initial intake period where all he'd be able to do is sit in his room, read the code of conduct, maybe read a few of the ya books he bought/stole from cvrj, and wait for the staff to bring him his meals.


Once the intake period is complete it's all a matter of following the staffs orders and earning their trust.
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I am not surprised, if there is any truth to Tardtales and chimpmania forums.

Chris is a nasty motherfucker, but he isn't the violent meth baby Tyrone the Downs gangsta.

The staff has propably less functioning tards to handle, even if a tard is a gentle giant, he can need constant supervision or he'll eat the inedible stuff of your choice.
 
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A Grey Cat said:
Would you want to hold your phone e at an unconvincing angle just to get at best 5 seconds of footage of the most infamous lolcow walking free? Imagine if he sees what you're doing Chris might chimp amd screech or call for his wranglers. It's not worth the trouble setting him off.
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He's not a wild animal you sped, worst Chris will do if you talk to him is drone on about Sonichu. Pre-motherfucking saga he'd usually just run away if someone called out to him in public.
 
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Male Idiot said:
I am not surprised, if there is any truth to Tardtales and chimpmania forums.

Chris is a nasty motherfucker, but he isn't the violent meth baby Tyrone the Downs gangsta.
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If he hangs out with kids playing collectible card games it's inevitable he does the creep shit he always does again.
 
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ShiftyBoi said:
I feel like he'd blend into the public a little better if he took off the fingerless hobo gloves.
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So there has been discussion about a Chris imposter and specifically his gloves now. I believe some light can be shed on the situation with this informative clip. (Should start at :48 unless I'm a little more retarded than usual):

 
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winlocker said:
He looks like he aged 20 years in jail. I'm honestly surprised Chris is still alive at this point.
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he immediately gained all the weight back, god damn.
most people after a diet dont immediately gain it all back, not saying they dont gain they do but chris gained it back like in a month or two
 
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I was wondering what he was signing... Surely no one will give him a credit card any more. Does the tard home give them their mad money on prepaid gift cards or something?
 
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