Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Passacaille]

Or post a video explaining you are going on vacation instead of relying on people catching a small mention in 3+ hours of boring coomer talk. I guess spending 5 minutes to make a video is just too much time out of his jerking schedule.

Yes, five minutes to make a video is too much for Balldo-Man. In fact, even making a simple pinned text-only post, to say you're going on vacation and will be back at a certain date, is just too much for him!

 

[AnOminous]

Yes, five minutes to make a video is too much for Balldo-Man. In fact, even making a simple pinned text-only post, to say you're going on vacation and will be back at a certain date, is just too much for him!

FUCK YOU DAD YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!

 

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Instead of belittling the fans you have left who want to watch your show (or just checking in on you), maybe just respond with when you're coming back.

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He posted this sarcastic shit a few days ago too. Still no stream though Haha.

Man can't pull himself away from the Jamaican bulls for a couple hours?

 

[Maude Snew]

Or post a video explaining you are going on vacation instead of relying on people catching a small mention in 3+ hours of boring coomer talk. I guess spending 5 minutes to make a video is just too much time out of his jerking schedule.

Or! He could take the five minutes a day, possibly while taking a shit or whatever to fucking log into his Locals and refresh the live chat with a little "still on vacation, back home at x date". It takes so little effort to do this me making this post is more work and I'm not even informing people fucking giving me money for me and my family to buy Balldos and sports cars or whatever it is they do.

 

[AnOminous]

Man can't pull himself away from the Jamaican bulls for a couple hours?

He has no time left over from prepping the bulls, prepping the snack trays, carrying in the snack trays, sitting in the hotel room cuck chair, prepping the balldo, rolling on molly, coping, seething, etc.

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

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He posted this sarcastic shit a few days ago too. Still no stream though Haha.

Man can't pull himself away from the Jamaican bulls for a couple hours?

Clearly he can jump onto twitter any time anyone asks why no show but he cant make it clear what the schedule is

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Or! He could take the five minutes a day, possibly while taking a shit or whatever to fucking log into his Locals and refresh the live chat with a little "still on vacation, back home at x date". It takes so little effort to do this me making this post is more work and I'm not even informing people fucking giving me money for me and my family to buy Balldos and sports cars or whatever it is they do.

He's sick of Locals. The farms "ruined" it with our Eye of Sauron and now he doesn't know what to do with himself because no one there is posting shitty titty/ass pics.

 

[Chibitzen]

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He posted this sarcastic shit a few days ago too. Still no stream though Haha.

Man can't pull himself away from the Jamaican bulls for a couple hours?

That single "Haha" may only be 4 characters, but its volume takes up the near entirety of that tweet. Utter cringe.

He can't manage a very simple Twitter reply without being a complete whinge. This is why some assume he is under the influence. Is he even on the same plane? He has time to write oversensitive crackshots to randos on Twitter, where they will not be seen by most anyone, but he can't update his professional accounts with a few basic sentences.

It's like he expects his users to be his personal secretary. It's so entitled.

 

[Spaded Dave]

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He posted this sarcastic shit a few days ago too. Still no stream though Haha.

Man can't pull himself away from the Jamaican bulls for a couple hours?

A laptop. Literally all you need is a fucking laptop Nick. Nobody is expecting, and nobody ever got, super high quality on-the-road streams from you. I streamed a relatives funeral for those that couldn't attend and all it required was a laptop. I don't know how anyone could buy his bullshit when it gets to this ridiculous level.

Edit to not double-post:

Holy fuck, ThatGingerChick was one of the original lewdposters and I clicked her Twitter profile on that comment thread out of curiosity. She looks so much more like a lich-goblin than she ever has. No wonder she did her old face photos in black/white.

Spoiler: Ugh

 

[Swole McPole]

Or! He could take the five minutes a day, possibly while taking a shit or whatever to fucking log into his Locals and refresh the live chat with a little "still on vacation, back home at x date".

After Hedonism, this is NEVER happening again. Poor Nick is terrified that we're going to learn which swingers location he's visiting this time, and as a consequence he's upping his op-sec so that he doesn't leave any kind of trail for us to follow.

He's going to have to give those bulls that come to service our wife the most thorough of body searches, just to make sure they aren't carrying any tape recorders, hidden cameras, malware-riddled usb sticks, etc.

 

[Maude Snew]

After Hedonism, this is NEVER happening again. Poor Nick is terrified that we're going to learn which swingers location he's visiting this time, and as a consequence he's upping his op-sec so that he doesn't leave any kind of trail for us to follow.

He's going to have to give those bulls that come to service our wife the most thorough of body searches, just to make sure they aren't carrying any tape recorders, hidden cameras, malware-riddled usb sticks, etc.

Just so the hacker known as Kiwi Farms can't back trace his IP. He would prefer for consequences to stay exactly the same.

Personally I think you're giving him too much credit with him suddenly doing good opsec, his brain's probably way too shot for that. Way more likely that his new toy has lost all appeal to him at this point and he's a lazy fuck. Not like we're ever gonna know for sure though, at best he's gonna rant about it and deny, deny, deny.

 

[Not Who You Think]

RekietaLaw​

If you are displaying what is attractive to the opposite sex, you are appealing to sexuality

What a poorly-worded statement. Displaying what is sexually attractive to the opposite sex is an appeal to sexuality. Apparently, Nick isn't aware of situations where attraction between sexes (shared interests/values) was either mistaken for sexual attraction or where sexual attraction is a non-issue.

Also, funny how he seems to ignore same-sex sexcual attraction dynamics, unless he's implying that everything attractive to anyone is inherently sexual and only sexual attraction exists. Again, poorly thought out.

Chat piles on to Jess not complimenting her husband:

Mandy_K​

@RekietaLawI'll compliment him. He has a cute face. I love his white teeth. He's clearly clean and groomed.

Mandy really needs to stop behaving this way with married men.

Women can be thottish outside of religious places:

Matt03​

The Bible says women are supposed to dress modestly

Sally78​

In the temple...meaning leave you worldly things at home.

Unsure what scripture Sally is thinking of (if any). Perhaps referencing an extra-biblical text?

In any case, being "worldly" (at home or in private) and appearing otherwise in front of others (or at the temple or church) makes you a hypocrite because you have no integrity.

Such a stupid statement. Without going into some long drawn out explanation why, Just look at popular romantic or erotic movies/books written for women. The male characters that the woman gets with usually have prominent physical attractiveness/features, especially height, hair, in shape, etc. Now of course those male characters have other things going on (rich CEO, talented musician, athlete, etc) but physical attractiveness if a big part of that as well. Never heard of a Harlequin book where the male lead was short, balding, dumpy guy.

The only place I've seen this attempted was the character Mr. Rochester in the book Jane Eyre:

With this announcement he rose from his chair, and stood, leaning his arm on the marble mantelpiece: in that attitude his shape was seen plainly as well as his face; his unusual breadth of chest, disproportionate almost to his length of limb. I am sure most people would have thought him an ugly man...

Of course when the movie comes around they cast Michael Fassbender or the like:

Seeing his legitimate shock and dismay as he got banned from YT while on stream was one of the first firm confirmations that he'd gone totally off the rails.

Reminds me of this image I found elsewhere on KF:

 

[AnOminous]

After Hedonism, this is NEVER happening again. Poor Nick is terrified that we're going to learn which swingers location he's visiting this time, and as a consequence he's upping his op-sec so that he doesn't leave any kind of trail for us to follow.

Nah, he'll fuck up in a drug stupor at some point and get location doxed by a reflection in his glassy bloodshot eyes or something.

 

[Dean Pentel]

She looks so much more like a lich-goblin...

It's almost as if he has a type

After Hedonism, this is NEVER happening again. Poor Nick is terrified that we're going to learn which swingers location he's visiting this time, and as a consequence he's upping his op-sec so that he doesn't leave any kind of trail for us to follow.

My bongland brother, op-sec involves work. Nick is very allergic to work and/or responsibilities of any kind.

 

[JudyGemstone]

He's going to have to give those bulls that come to service our wife the most thorough of body searches, just to make sure they aren't carrying any tape recorders, hidden cameras, malware-riddled usb sticks, etc.

Or he can just do it the Kris Jenner way -- Have a stack of blank NDA's by the door and a cup of pens for the bulls to sign...

 

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He's going to have to give those bulls that come to service our wife the most thorough of body searches, just to make sure they aren't carrying any tape recorders, hidden cameras, malware-riddled usb sticks, etc.

"You done patting me down yet?"
"Just 10 more minutes!"

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Archive from his call-in LOCALS show... You know... The one he was supposed to make a regular occurrence

A Wild Faran appears!

Spoiler: Art hates her (NSFW)

FaranBalanced​

Is Nick live on locals after? Still up packing and need some peripheral noise lol

StankyLeg​	Yep
MrStirFry99​	about to do a call in show.

Meffistoe​	hey @FaranBalanced you doing good ?
Arttheclown​	(internal dialogue) "try to be nice try to be nice try to be nice"

Arttheclown​

@MEPMEP I must contain my anger....

Arttheclown​

Ok... peace and .......

MEPMEP​

Did you catch the fatran

Arttheclown​

Not like she caught drex. I showed the picture evidence earlier. You're welcome.

firePA498​

Why are your trying to induce emesis Art?

MEPMEP​

Jesus. Who is that

Arttheclown​

Somebody who got fired from local newscasting (allegedly) lol

Arttheclown​

Sometimes we got to take a look at things we don't want to see to make change for the people in the future.

Arttheclown​

What is the difference between faran's womb and Costco?

Chat talks about the voices in their heads

Spoiler: Lack of an inner dialogue breaks their minds...

Freedom1982​

Did you know that most people can't have internal dialogue? My husband and I were talking about it this weekend on our way to Target

Freedom1982​

Yeah, I can't remember what it is. You have to have a higher IQ to be able to do it or something like that.

Arttheclown​

Haha. If I didn't have one, I'd have worked my way into the Pentagon to the red button. And I press it until it breaks.

Ashleyshowsup​	Right? I wonder what it’s like for them… I guess it’s just like crickets in their brain ha
Freedom1982​	Yeah. A lot of people can't think ahead or in the past. For instance my husband said that some people can't answer the question. What would you have done if you didn't eat breakfast today? It's weird to me that people are unable to think in the hypothetical.
MaddHattz​	Inner monologue is a common occurrence, but some people have never experienced it. For those who are familiar with the experience, there's a big variation in the frequency with which it occurs. Psychology professor Russell Hurlburt reports that 30 to 50% of people have an inner voice

Arttheclown​

"I'm always right and everyone else is wrong! All my lies are justified!"

chickymommakat​	Then how would one be able to read to themselves?
Freedom1982​	I've always been able to think in the hypothetical, but I have some family members who I doubt would be able to answer that.

Freedom1982​

lol keep telling yourself that Art

Tammy_D​

No internal dialogue? I can’t imagine how that is possible. That would be like not thinking.

Freedom1982​	Right?
SinisterGoon​	Out loud?

MaddHattz​

What I read is people who internally hear their own voice vs just having thoughts

panzerdood​

sometimes i when i think about this topic i feel like my brain fills in my voice because itd be wierd without it

panzerdood​

idk if i actualy hear my inner dialogue or if i just think that i do

chickymommakat​

It’s still confusing the heck out of me. Not hearing your thoughts… o can’t fathom how

MaddHattz​

I suppose no voice

SinisterGoon​	So they only see pictures then?
panzerdood​	no
panzerdood​	there is nothing
Arttheclown​	Course
MaddHattz​	https://irisreading.com/how-do-i-know-if-i-have-an-inner-monologue/#:~:text=Inner%20monologue%20is%20a%20common,people%20have%20an%20inner%20voice.

MaddHattz​	I guess they just scan it in their brain?
Tammy_D​	Or how could they even decide what to do next? Make plans for the day? It makes no sense

panzerdood​	i think its left brain v right
StankyLeg​	Agreed. Your inner voice is anything that allows you to interact at the very least. Stream must be up. gotta go

PITY ME! PITY ME FOR THE 40TH TIME!

MrStirFry99​

i assure you i am white. ive posted my pic here before. i was "doxxed" on the retard farms.

I HATE BLACKS! But totally not a racist...

MrStirFry99​

its a tad trivial. I hold the biblical world view that blacks are the ofsping of Ham and they have been cursed to be the "servants of servants". thus why blacks are the lowest on earth. its just facts.

StankyLeg​	Where is your base. I will come debate you. Will you just arrest me?
MrStirFry99​	refute what? i openly admit Im prejudiced against black people. I am, however, not racist against black people. i dont believe by the nature of my white skin, thus my TRIBE on this earth, that i am better. that sounds like Jew shit. Jesus died for all.

MrStirFry99​

you cant trap me. im not ashamed of my beliefs.

Cooming is classy

SirVieVal​

Re: ancient coomers...monks were literally the ones drawing and painting boobies in books and stuff

SirVieVal​

They were the only ones not fucking but they were the pornographers

MrStirFry99​	they were most likely all fags.
SirVieVal​	Probably

SirVieVal​

You like men, and if that comes out you'll likely be killed or exiled. But if u join a monastery. Naked men all day and the perfect cover

A legal topic Nick will ignore:

Spoiler: Even chat knows Nick ignores them

SirVieVal​	WhistlinDiesel, dude who bought an abrams and did videos fucking around in it, got 2.1 million views in 22 hrs, "When you don't back down like the government expects you too" https://youtu.be/9cZ8nwaCmQQ
SirVieVal​	Goddamn

SirVieVal​	He's getting fucked. Nick should look at this
SirVieVal​	Whoah WTF. The prosecutor gave him a plea deal to use his youtube channel to promote their voting program in exchange for dropping the charges
SirVieVal​	Nick NEEDS to see this
Mad_Amos​	yeah, I threw it up on the locals page

Mad_Amos​	Should make sure to send it directly to him for some show. Tonight would not be good
jrh5200​	Hopefully it'll get him off his "waaaaah the right's complaining about immodesty" schtick

Mad_Amos​	Fair warning if you whinge about what he's ranting on, he'll do another ten shows on it.
jrh5200​	He'd do that anyway.

Karens be Karens:

Spoiler: Is this not what they think we do? Telling they have so many ideas...

jrh5200​

Like this ugly bitch was on the cable machine next to me livestreaming and rubbing her tits at the camera

Southanarchist​	Oofff, they would probably get banned from my gym for that.
jrh5200​	Like first of all you're taking up my space, I need that other cable, 2nd of all I'm in frame so fuck off with that

jrh5200​

She technically should be and I'm contemplating complaining about it.

Mad_Amos​	You should.
Southanarchist​	Well if it offends you, do it. But that is janny behavior
sanglant​	it's more effective to tell the male feminist members the date and time of the free show, she'll find a new gym in no time.
jrh5200​	It's less that it offends me and more I don't consent to being a background actor in her softcore content.

jrh5200​

Or find the user name and report her for non-consensual recordings

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

I guess we will just have to do that thing where we ruin Nick's life by spectulating what happened. Oh well.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

Clearly he can jump onto twitter any time anyone asks why no show but he cant make it clear what the schedule is

I always stream at the exact same time M-F
...unless I'm dehydrated
...or if I'm playing D&D
...or if it's date night with our wife
...or I'm guesting on another stream beforehand
...or if my kids are sick
...or if I need to pack for a vacation
...or if I just got back from vacation

What is the difference between faran's womb and Costco?

Is ArtTheClown just going to leave us hanging?

I feel like it's something like "You need a membership to enter Costco"

Or Maybe "Not everyone's been to Costco "

 

[Swole McPole]

MrStirFry99

i assure you i am white. ive posted my pic here before. i was "doxxed" on the retard farms.

The black skin they saw in those pictures is just reverse vitiligo.