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What's the old saying? Scratch a tranny and you'll find a sex pest underneath. Or did I just make that up? I'm surprised that Aoife doesn't have a thread, since he appears as a supporting character in loads of others.

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Procopius said:
What's the old saying? Scratch a tranny and you'll find a sex pest underneath. Or did I just make that up? I'm surprised that Aoife doesn't have a thread, since he appears as a supporting character in loads of others.

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How much you want to bet that he screams, "Sexual harassment!" and demands to have the search done by a female officer?
 
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Procopius said:
What's the old saying? Scratch a tranny and you'll find a sex pest underneath. Or did I just make that up? I'm surprised that Aoife doesn't have a thread, since he appears as a supporting character in loads of others.
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lol the TSA is probably the single most hated government agency in the United States and has been for two decades, and they know it. They already give no fucks (and have an absurd level of legal immunity that makes regular cops seethe) and they've had to give "secondary screening" to 500 pound bovines, so the occasional obvious pervert strolling through a checkpoint hoping for a grope session is nothing to them.

Dude's taking a big risk, in fact. Last time I flew I saw some hilariously 1984-ish signs around the checkpoints to the effect of "abusive language or insults against TSA personnel will not be tolerated." These power-hungry cunts mean it, too. Deliberately doing sexually provocative things might land this creep in some expensive trouble. If he offends the wrong agent, he'll wish they'd let him off with "just" a body cavity search. Not to mention he can be no-fly listed by the TSA at their whim.

Some people just can't help themselves, I guess.

Props to the rando who posted "It's not a fetish!" You can tell that always gets under their skin. The comeback is always so strained and forced (and not even remotely funny).
 
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Counterfeit Obol said:
>notices your avatar

Something tells me you know about this from personal experience.
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There's something truly special about watching someone that big trying to squeeze into/through one of those full-body scanners. The agents know they won't really fit, but they make theme try anyway because it's really fucking funny.
 
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Dr. Henry Armitage said:
I can absolutely believe a bunch of bat shit insane commie trannies shat into peoples mailboxes. That sounds exactly like something they would do thinking they were owning the turfs.
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Some troons saved up a bunch of aged piss in bottles and then poured it over themselves as some kind of "protest."

So I'd have no doubt these degenerate subhumans would shit in mailboxes, too, I just haven't heard the accusation anywhere else.
 
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moocow said:
lol the TSA is probably the single most hated government agency in the United States and has been for two decades, and they know it. They already give no fucks (and have an absurd level of legal immunity that makes regular cops seethe) and they've had to give "secondary screening" to 500 pound bovines, so the occasional obvious pervert strolling through a checkpoint hoping for a grope session is nothing to them.

Dude's taking a big risk, in fact. Last time I flew I saw some hilariously 1984-ish signs around the checkpoints to the effect of "abusive language or insults against TSA personnel will not be tolerated." These power-hungry cunts mean it, too. Deliberately doing sexually provocative things might land this creep in some expensive trouble. If he offends the wrong agent, he'll wish they'd let him off with "just" a body cavity search. Not to mention he can be no-fly listed by the TSA at their whim.

Some people just can't help themselves, I guess.

Props to the rando who posted "It's not a fetish!" You can tell that always gets under their skin. The comeback is always so strained and forced (and not even remotely funny).
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I think they are close to being as hated as the atf
 
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keytar said:
Used to work somewhere that sold herbal supplements and one of the main things I remember about ashwagandha is that too much of it makes you shit yourself lmao. Trannies would probably just write this off as their completely real girl periods tho.
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Mix it into a strong joint with some wild lettuce and be prepared to experience the past, the future and a third, entirely different time dimension (that is kinda hard to explain) at the same time, see colours that don't technically exist and truly understand what it is like to orbit Saturn.

I didn't shit myself though so that was a positive.
 
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keytar said:
Used to work somewhere that sold herbal supplements and one of the main things I remember about ashwagandha is that too much of it makes you shit yourself lmao. Trannies would probably just write this off as their completely real girl periods tho.
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Knowing trannies and how deep in the paraphilic void-pit they are, I'd say at least a solid 40% of them found the whole shitting themselves aspect of it arousing.
 
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Layton Mysteries said:
So EstroLabs has closed all of its shops except for merch like tshirts and has added a new notice for a very fake class action lawsuit. All the pages but merch 404 now. The new merch I think confirms this was a troll more than a attempt at making some money, and I got to say it was a pretty funny troll and the website looked very nice for a troll site. I wish that the troll had lasted longer, but I guess selling something disguised as a prescription medicine could get someone in quite a bit of hot water and morally would be very dubious.
I'm surprised they didn't just sell that thai plant estrogen stuff that has no real effect on humans instead, I know there is an existing fake troonshine market in that and you can see twitter trannies complain about how they thought eating a plant would magically give them boobs.
I am curious who orchestrated this site though, would be interesting to know.
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The Join the Lawsuit link leads to a new "Oops! All Testosterone!" T-Shirt.
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LOOOOOL

This is the most elegant trolling I've ever seen in a long time. Couldn't happened to a better group of people.
 
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Punished Neco said:
Seems there was an alternative to the DIY hub/okonoko (whatever the fuck that South American brand name is) troonshine.

It's called: I can't believe it's not Estrogen which is a clear parody on the margarine brand: I can't believe it's not butter... well turns out they weren't lying, it's not estrogen :story:
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Well seems the troons like Jalyn are up in arms because it apparently actually makes testosterone levels higher and increases the possibility of male pattern baldness.
Labeling it as 'genocide' they're all salty.
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An herbal remedy often used for anxiety and depression is now zyklon-b.
 
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glass_houses said:
These are the people who buy and use DIY HRT with hair in the bottles. I'm genuinely surprised any of them bothered to look at the ingredients list.... let alone believed what was written on the label. The fact that the troons think that the makers of the website are 'transphobic' is very telling. They're the ones who'll buy uncontrolled, untested, unlicensed, permanently body and mind altering drugs from randoms with false names over the internet. These troons are exactly the same as the mongs who ring the cops, complaining that their meth dealer ripped them off.
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Gee who could have seen that buying illegal troonshine off sketchy websites from people who aren't doctors or pharmacists could possibly have a negative outcome.

Troons are pretty much subhuman in their pure stupidity, and get what they fucking deserve.
LaughJoke2.0 said:
They should try self-immolation as a protest that will show us bigots.
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Chloe Sagal already did that and it was somehow our fault.
 
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Reading all the tranny-speak is giving me headaches, because I'm trying to figure out what they're saying half the time.

That being said, I don't want to shit up the thread so here's my tax
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