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[Betonhaus]

So i discovered LemmyBB exists, which is more like a BBBulletin system where you can host your own, but also use your account elsewhere

https://join-lemmy.org/

 

[Local Wordmason]

W-W-WAIT ARE YOU SAYING MY HECKIN WHOLESOME WEBSITE ISN'T MY FRIEND?

On a side note, I commented on a post in r/ModCoord calling them idiots and I got Reddit Gold. I guess that means I can put Reddit shill on my resume now.

 

[Glowing In The Streets]

Oh man the Schadenfreude it's actually so tasty. Where were these losers when /r/The_Donald was being gayoped in the exact same way. Oh wait they're conspiracy theorist hatespeech enjoyers they have no right to this platform.

OH HOW THE TURNS HAVE TABLED.

The spez AMA thread is full of smucks whining about him changing users comments
just like he did with The Donald

 

[sum ting wong]

Will it shatter into smaller sites before re consolidation or will it just condense even further into a plantation far far worse than what we have now.

Musk is already trying to make twitter into a social media/streaming/payment processor/whatever else he can think of and Zuck is working on herding everyone into the meta-verse, so my guess is the latter.

 

[std::string]

R/crack has blacked out. I repeat, r/crack has blacked out.

Spez still won't lose unless /r/meth_uncensored and /r/cloudthrowerz decide to participate.

 

[Georgio Cocklord]

This is definitely going to be successful, a multi-million dollar social media company which is second to Twitter on engagement, news feeding and toxicity from normies vs bunch of tranny jannies in their dusty basement with adult diapers and piss stains.

Follow-up to this development. It seems /r/AdviceAnimals (yes, that subreddit still exists) has had a successful coup' d'etat.
The original blackout post has been deleted (archive)
The subreddit is back as of the time of writing (archive)
/r/wholesome post about the top mod getting reduced to modmail privileges only- only an admin could do this, given how reddit's linear mod hierarchy (archive)
Current mod list is in the imgur link:

Edit:
Here's the top mod whining in the protest discord

Looks like /u/CationBot is also gunning to take over /r/videos by the same method, jannies displeased. The proposed solution to the scab question is, of course, to ban them from any subreddit they control.

Yep, it was definitely successful.

 

['Ole Dente]

I know tranny jannies are ignorant children who live in an idealized fantasy world constantly but I can’t believe they were THIS ignorant. Did you really think the corporate conglomerate was going to just let you fuck around with their money making schemes?

When the fuck are you mongs going to get it? The only colour these people will ever see is green, no matter how many rainbow flags they throw up for you. You are and forever will be a marketing demographic. They are not your friends. No amount of protestation will ever change the human capacity for greed.

 

[Drama Fan]

I feel like this has been overlooked here, but the protest set up a twitch channel days ago to track subs going private/public (and bitch in chat). https://www.twitch.tv/reddark_247
I checked in to see how the 2 day protest turned forever war was going. Jannybros... I don't feel so good. It was over as soon as /r/TaylorSwiftLegs went back public

 

[Cpt. Stud Beefpile]

I know tranny jannies are ignorant children who live in an idealized fantasy world constantly but I can’t believe they were THIS ignorant. Did you really think the corporate conglomerate was going to just let you fuck around with their money making schemes?

There is ONE way it could have worked:

A permanent (none of this 2 days BS) strike of the majority of mods across Reddit. Without the volunteer libtard squad to keep SOME kind of lid on the insanity, Reddit would turn into 4chan in a matter of days, maybe hours, and the shit would actually hit the fan for admin.

Instead what happened was a low participation temporary 'strike' with about as much teeth in it as a melted gummy bear.

 

[std::string]

There is ONE way it could have worked:

A permanent (none of this 2 days BS) strike of the majority of mods across Reddit. Without the volunteer libtard squad to keep SOME kind of lid on the insanity, Reddit would turn into 4chan in a matter of days, maybe hours, and the shit would actually hit the fan for admin.

Yeah but then the nazis who live under their beds might say naughty words and then a vulnerable troon might do a heckin' suicidarino.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

However let me take a break from insisting on how bad the admins are to emphasis the other point: it's true the mods are faggy cancer.

Furthermore I caught something that it seems like everyone missed in the BardFinn thread.

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I don't know who most of these fags are, but something stood right out to me. In the first photo, left middle tranny and the closest leftmost one in the second, is actually deceased mod T_Dumbsford AKA Matthew ("Melinda") Brown who literally died from taking HRT pills (heart failure was caused by HRT complications which is why the originally "bigoted" doc refused to prescribe them), and that isn't Kiwifarms exaggeration, that's literally what happened. He lived in North Carolina. It's no surprise to see that fag with BardFinn, since he likewise was a deadbeat father, and I think Bardfinn actually convinced them to go trans. However, Bardfinn lives in TX. That means these people flew in somewhere to meet each other. Maybe you guys know the story of these photos, but I don't, but I think these are powermods all getting together. Look at this photo and take it in with your eyes, these are the people that reddit thinks ought to decide what you see and hear. These people are close-knit!

the thing which stood out to me was guy in back in red from teh second picture is clearly staring at that woman's (troon's?) chest. typical redditor.

Something ive wondered with the end of the era of easy money and the golden age of big tech, how many of these mega sites are zombies who were doing so well because of the past paradigm, and how badly will they flail around trying to regather themselves after their own self disembowelment trying to get a positive balance sheet, and the million dollar question, who lives and who dies in this mass extinction?

Another question is what will a post total niggercattle plantation death (TNPD) net look like? Musk has had to practically gut the entirety of twitter to get its expenses under control. Will it shatter into smaller sites before re consolidation or will it just condense even further into a plantation far far worse than what we have now.

Ultimately, my biggest hope is that shithole dies a painful excruciating death as all the jannies and unpaid work means nothing in the end, reddit back before the rise of the censorship engine was a pioneer, an innovator in skeezy censorship tactics and sketchy activity, complete with it being revealed by accident the feds had a heavy shill operation there a decade ago

yeah, i think most if not almost all of silicon valley is funded through easy money. i can guarantee you that the days of these tech giants hiring 100s of useless trannies and having huge open offices is a thing of the past. im wondering how many of them are going to decide that having office spaces in some of the most expensive cities in the us is no longer worth it? if you are struggling with funding, is paying premium san fransisco or washington real estate really a smart use of their budget?

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

I don't think so, people still lurk reddit via googling " ________ reddit" and shit. If anything this might revitalize reddit since trannyjannies - as can be seen in this thread, are the de facto reason a lot of subreddits died.

Gotta remove the cancer before any healing can begine, after all

Yeah but that’s pretty limited, most of the use I get out of that takes me to niche game or mod subreddits with like two posts a day. The bulk of the profitable traffic is addicts who spend hours browsing via the front page and who view default subreddits.

 

[Dyn]

Any subsequent blackouts were cargo-cult-level shit, where they performatively declared a blackout, but set a deadline regardless of whether their demands were met, because they couldn't comprehend the idea of actually leaving reddit or giving up the illusion of control that jannying provides.

You can tell these faggots have never had real jobs or they'd know an announced 48-hour strike is just an extra weekend.

 

[Georgio Cocklord]

I know tranny jannies are ignorant children who live in an idealized fantasy world constantly but I can’t believe they were THIS ignorant. Did you really think the corporate conglomerate was going to just let you fuck around with their money making schemes?

When the fuck are you mongs going to get it? The only colour these people will ever see is green, no matter how many rainbow flags they throw up for you. You are and forever will be a marketing demographic. They are not your friends. No amount of protestation will ever change the human capacity for greed.

Cause communists think protests always work, especially when they're violent, not realising that someone else almost always controls all the variables. It's a power trip, that's all it is and when it is taken from them they lash out like violent animals not realising how insignificant they were in the first place.

 

[CuzinEd]

nobody will miss the jannies. wonder what they'll do now that they don't have any more power

Hopefully they kill themselves.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Between this and Trump being arrested I'm glad that Null isn't rushing things and we're still on TOR.

 

[Falcos_Commisar]

Has the jannycaust finally begun?

Ahahaha looks like in reality, the reddit admins really don't care about some obese neckbeard mods. Hope every mkd that event banned my multiple accounts gets shit on.

I fucking called it you niggerfagoots.

I love the response from the mod team there:

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What is disinformation? That it's being done and has been done before? hahahahahah get fucked jannies

https://archive.ph/3qMMA

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not a good look, groomereddit

Fucking lol. Sorry mods, IPO money is more important than your degenerate porn addiction

 

[doodoocaca]

Why can't reddit sell ads?

 

[CuzinEd]

Between this and Trump being arrested I'm glad that Null isn't rushing things and we're still on TOR.

Without the phone fags around we can see who the real losers are. The ones that sit at their computers all day. It's like being on a forum on the internet in the early and mid 2000's. I guess some of the late 2000's till the smartphones got better.

 

[p1138]

Why can't reddit sell ads?

They do, but people using the third party apps aren't seeing the ads. They want more ad revenue. Hence the API usage cost.