- Joined
- Apr 8, 2018
I could, yes. I don't have that big of a problem that he went to Jamaica, possibly twice. I'm just so sick of his oversharing of his sex life. You have five kids. I know you fuck your wife, we know. I know sex with the one you love is pretty nice. I don't need it force fed down my throat in creepy detail by a lawyer whom I watch for his law and political analysis like it's Goddamned sexual revolution 2.0: No I swear this time we're doing it right. I don't care that he went to Hedonism and fucked his wife in a boat and I don't want to hear about it like it's some kind of Goddamned accomplishment. The way he talks about sex and breasts is like the way Drex and that one lawyer from LA who completely disappeared after he got a job with the city talk about it, like an overcompensating teenager who banged the cashier at Dairy Queen and she totally came buckets yo. If it wasn't for the fact that he has 5 kids and the few that have been on camera look a lot like him I'd swear he'd only know about sex through porn.But would you even believe that he's a Chad Dad anymore? To be more accurate to the name, the other guests would have to be giving him advice like "maybe don't go near the swinger resort, and definitely don't friend your bulls online," while he sits there chafing under it like a chided child.
I am refusing to believe that Nick is an actual swinger without hard proof because that's a metaphorical death sentence. It would be a complete betrayal of some very core tenants he's established and there would be no coming back from that.