Not to mention he'd get better food than what he eats and posts right now.
I didn't know Hungry Man had a brick and mortar restaurant until pat posted about it.
I always wonder why these cows always post every goddamn thing they eat even when there is nothing remotely remarkable about it. Like it's some kind of flex that you're an alcoholic who only eats bar food every night.
A carton of Newports for a pack of brothers, and let them do the raping.
I didn't know yelling at a retreating Sysco truck with an poorly secured rear door allowing boxes to fall out of the back counted as "placing an order" but clearly that's what happened here.
How the fuck is that a burger? Why is he eating a microwaved potato and treating it like he's having a good meal? Why is he eating with a plastic fork? Can't the place he's at afford a dishwasher? Scratch that, they can't even bake a potato. Asking for silverware is probbaly beyond their capabilities. I'll just stick to getting burgers at Aloette
More like sFATTER. Because, I don't know if you noticed, Pat is fat.Bonus: coming soon to theaters near you, a new picture by the master Forrems.
Hey, hey, fren, don't forget about troons! I'm sure a troon inmate wouldn't reject his porcine ass.
His third, even better prison wife, stalker. That's how he enjoys prison. Gotta be someone in there who passes better than Niki.
That guy is way less fat and faggy than Rick. He is also coherent. Just another example of the way pretty much everyone (who isn’t a child fucker) hates Fat Rick immediately when they interact with him
when i opened the video, i skipped ahead by accident and landed precisely at the moment where the guy points out fatrick's writing failure (strident should be stringent). i lol'd. however, elon musk is definitely a subsidy leech and if i have to be on patrick's side about that, ah well. he weighs a lot so i'll go unnoticed. in fact, whenever patrick takes one step, the incredible force he delivers upon the local fault lines launches me and several other innocent bystanders up into the stratosphere in strange earthly phenomena known as Tomlinson Quakes.
I checked his YouTube and it's not on there with the rest of his banger stand-up sets. I can only assume it was so embarrassingly unfunny that even attention whore Pat thought it wasn't worth posting. It was so bad the bar he open micced at microwaved a TV dinner for him and told him to get the fuck out. It is shocking that no one decided to record this fat tub of failure bomb. He definitely has to be known locally as retard.
Given that Pat cannot stop posting about his vacations, dumb toy purchases, and bragging about being a “six-figure” author, I’m betting a bit on the second option. Moreover, because of the first two expenses they probably really can’t afford to pay this back in three years. I bet Pat didn't even disclose the earning for his pepperoni business.
Or maybe they noticed he was deliberately squandering money to render himself unable to pay for it.
