Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[Mr Processor]

Well, Bob, I suppose that would explain the way you manage to dress yourself in garish clown suits without any help from a woman.

Also: Seethe, Bob, seethe.

 

[Positron]

More on that Vaccine Science™ Man that Joe Rogan offers to host if he'd debate with RFK Jr.

I guess we should trust the Science™ credential of Kathleen Kennedy et al.

"Look, I literally wrote a book about the art and importance of debate! Yet I'm telling you I'm tired of the incessant 'Debate me bro' mantra from conspiracy nuts on social media."


Briahna Joy Gray has a different opinion.

Not everyone is as smart as you Bobby. Don't you like to say most people are stupid?


Whoever said a stance is "just an opinion"? And I won't be surprised when something approved by Science™ and Medicine™ is literally just a financially profitable opinion.

Debate is out, but popularity contest is in!

As for the OP's question. I would listen to both sides and assess their rationales myself. If I were to judge by how they dress, as "highprogressive" seems to suggest, then Joe Rogan would have won hands down.


Before I have no idea this Hotez is so hated (Fauci I understand) -- until I watched the video and learn of what he counts as "harassment". Still, I must implore people to gain some perspective and spare some hate for the castrators of children!

Any rivals of Demented Joe must be annihilated.


"Bobby The Lesser"



Thanks heavens!

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Being "openly antisemitic" is good; putting "PhD" in your Twitter handle is not so good.

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Bobby offers his theory that the Consoomer in the meme is actually a good guy who fosters competition. The bad guys are the "Customers", who reduce artistic endeavors into business transactions, bending the wills of Creative Elites to their whims.


People continue to waste bandwidth talking about something that does not, cannot, exist.


Oh this is the Gorgeous Mrs. Gigan. Everything on his Twitter is capeshit.





I envy people who are so easily pleased.


So Martha is DC's Voldemort?

Joe Russo talks about DCEU. Bobby reassures him that God will deliver us.

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Perhaps James Gunn needs to take over Pixar as well.




Snyder does Star Wars clone.





This is a grossly obese baby.

This was an old Miller Lite (not to be confused with Bud Lite) Commercial.

Damn! I thought "famous historic battles" mean Waterloo and Agincourt. How can I read Bobby's Twitter for years and yet stay so naive! The unfathomable shallowness of Bobby and his peers! How I wish I knew how to make allowance for that!

 

[WelperHelper99]

Debate is out, but popularity contest is in!

As for the OP's question. I would listen to both sides and assess their rationales myself. If I were to judge by how they dress, as "highprogressive" seems to suggest, then Joe Rogan would have won hands down.

Personally i'm going for the man that isn't threating to take away my job, or in bob's case, saying i'll die without the Jab, which is hysterical.

Musk finds ideas, gives them money, invests resources, and boosts that product into the stratosphere. He made commercial space flights viable. Wether he's a super genius isn't the point. He's a buisness man.

Bobby offers his theory that the Consoomer in the meme is actually a good guy who fosters competition. The bad guys are the "Customers", who reduce artistic endeavors into business transactions, bending the wills of Creative Elites to their whims.

Not Critizing a franchise or work of fiction or switching brands when they get lazy is what ALLOWS them to pump out horse shit. When they have to fight for your money, constantly raise the bar, or at least keep meeting their high standards, and keep going back to watch a series that now sucks only incentivises them to do whatever and suck Blob. The audience isn't lazy, the producers are.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Debate is out, but popularity contest is in!

As for the OP's question. I would listen to both sides and assess their rationales myself. If I were to judge by how they dress, as "highprogressive" seems to suggest, then Joe Rogan would have won hands down.

Imagine having a wife that wants to kill you so she can get all your money like she's killing the golden goose. Imagine being successful enough that'd someone would want to do that to you. Imagine not being such a creepy sex pest that a woman would actually want to marry you. Imagine just being married.

Before I have no idea this Hotez is so hated (Fauci I understand) -- until I watched the video and learn of what he counts as "harassment". Still, I must implore people to gain some perspective and spare some hate for the castrators of children!

Remember when Tucker Carlson got harassed at a restaurant with his family to the applause of thousands like Bob?
Remember when Tucker's family got harassed by people threatening to break in to the applause of thousands like Bob?
Remember when Maxine Waters told everyone to make people who weren't in political agreement with them never know another moment of peace again to the applause of thousands like Bob?
Remember when the bartender AOC said that point of protesting was to make your voice heard and make the other side feel uncomfortable to the applause of thousands like Bob?

Any rivals of Demented Joe must be annihilated.

Ted Kennedy killed a woman by drunkenly driving his car into a pond on Chappaquiddick island, leaving her to die in the backseat, and not contacting authorities until the next morning in 1969. RFK Jr says maybe the vax isn't all that it's cracked up to be and maybe you should get some sunlight and stop eating a normal sized portion of McDonalds you fatass. This makes RFK worse than a guy who left a woman to die in the backseat of his car, who may have died from asphyxiation rather than drowning. Bob is so pathetic it's shameful.

Thanks heavens!

Chinless groomer will never talk to you again. I call that a win-win.

People continue to waste bandwidth talking about something that does not, cannot, exist.

"Covid could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this theater before. There could be covid anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE COVID" he thought. Sweet Dreams are Made of These reverberated in his airpods, making his ears pulsate even as the $9 wine circulated through his thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of corona virus in the dark. "With a vax pass, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Ted Kennedy killed a woman by drunkenly driving his car into a pond on Chappaquiddick island, leaving her to die in the backseat, and not contacting authorities until the next morning in 1969. RFK Jr says maybe the vax isn't all that it's cracked up to be and maybe you should get some sunlight and stop eating a normal sized portion of McDonalds you fatass. This makes RFK worse than a guy who left a woman to die in the backseat of his car, who may have died from asphyxiation rather than drowning. Bob is so pathetic it's shameful.

The comparison is mind boggling. I assume all politicians have done some shady shit, but Ted Kennedy compared to RFK Jr... lol, just lol. Man is a saint in comparison. Bob is delusional with rage, and just demonstrates his lack of care for human life.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

I envy people who are so easily pleased.

To be fair, its definitely the most visually interesting movie I've seen in a while. Maybe too visually interesting, because at around the two hour mark, I thought I was going to be sick.

Bobby offers his theory that the Consoomer in the meme is actually a good guy who fosters competition.

I don't even get how Bob can make this point. Yes consuming is active, and the reason its derided is because the action is taking the slop pushed out and uncritically guzzling it all down.

Also, the only time I feel like I ever hear people say fair weather fan is in relation to sports, where you're pretty much supposed to just cheer for your home team regardless, and to cheer for other teams usually means you're selling out because you think the other team has a better chance.

But with a movie or entertainment franchise, I don't know a single person who finds the idea of going to movies you don't like just because you're attached to the brand to be commendable. In fact if someone told me they did that, I'd probably think that they were out of their mind. Luckily, this take seems to exist exclusively in certain sub-zero IQ twitter conversations that Bob frequents.

Bob's weird para-social tie to capeshit and James Gunn in particular is so fucking sad. Also, if we wanted to pretend to take Bobby seriously as a critic, wouldn't I want a critic who isn't personally invested in a film's success? I would expect such a critic to be one of the worst options if I wanted to get an honest opinion. At least when you hear about critics who got to go see a film early and got some crazy gifts from the studio and you decide not to trust them, at least they sold out their integrity for some kind of reward. Bob seems to just do it for the hell of it.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Bob's weird para-social tie to capeshit and James Gunn in particular is so fucking sad. Also, if we wanted to pretend to take Bobby seriously as a critic, wouldn't I want a critic who isn't personally invested in a film's success? I would expect such a critic to be one of the worst options if I wanted to get an honest opinion. At least when you hear about critics who got to go see a film early and got some crazy gifts from the studio and you decide not to trust them, at least they sold out their integrity for some kind of reward. Bob seems to just do it for the hell of it.

Bob is a super fan. Of course he's gonna let his biases infect his critiques. The man can't shit without tweeting how James Gunn is king. He's alright at directing, i'll give him that, but he's not the best in the world. I say that having enjoyed Guardians of the Galaxy 1 and 2 (haven't seen 3). Not being able to see flaws in a story tells me you're a hack. On top of that, attacking anyone who merely gives your favorite franchise/director a "meh" just tells me you care only to get a dopamine hit, or you're getting paid.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

It was a goddamn ANDROID, people, of course it made sense to let it choose its own sex and appearance. Of course the Blue Curtain Analysts will read into this shit and think it's meaningful for human beings IRL. One could equally argue that letting it choose led it to join the 41% (the 'child' android Lal died in the episode).

In Bob's defense (words I never thought I'd say), Next Generation DID have an episode about how alien trannies are totes oppressed by society 'n sheeit. Although at the time it was probably an allegory for homosexuality since trannies were barely a blip on the radar.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

More on that Vaccine Science™ Man that Joe Rogan offers to host if he'd debate with RFK Jr.

I guess we should trust the Science™ credential of Kathleen Kennedy et al.

I did a double-take and had to make sure it wasn't the Kathleen Kennedy who ran Lucasfilm into the ground (it's not; by sheer coincidence, this Kathleen is a politician.)

Robert loves refugees, as long as they don't end up in his back yard.

Bobby offers his theory that the Consoomer in the meme is actually a good guy who fosters competition. The bad guys are the "Customers", who reduce artistic endeavors into business transactions, bending the wills of Creative Elites to their whims.

Talk about missing the point. A consoomer buys uncritically, meaning there's no reason to better the product. A customer forces the betterment of the product by taking business to a competitor who offers a higher quality product.

But we all know why he's eager to destigmatize the consoomer meme:

As over 5,000 pages records, the same could be said of Cinema Robert.

 

[Mola Ram]

Ted Kennedy killed a woman by drunkenly driving his car into a pond on Chappaquiddick island, leaving her to die in the backseat, and not contacting authorities until the next morning in 1969. RFK Jr says maybe the vax isn't all that it's cracked up to be and maybe you should get some sunlight and stop eating a normal sized portion of McDonalds you fatass. This makes RFK worse than a guy who left a woman to die in the backseat of his car, who may have died from asphyxiation rather than drowning. Bob is so pathetic it's shameful.

But, if we're to be honest, Bob is no worse than the Massholes who sent Teddy back to the Senate term after term after term. Ted Kennedy truly was the lion of the Senate: he mated without regret and killed without remorse.

For all his big-brain affectations, Bob is nothing more than a robotic Dem voter who will pull the lever for any D no matter what, no matter how awful. If RFK Jr. somehow does dethrone Biden, I'd lay good money Bob will reverse course, even if it's just to say the Republican is immeasurably worse (Trump, DeSantis, or whover it might be). He's as unthinking as the amoeba in his politics ... he's just nasty about it.

 

[Koby_Fish]

This is a grossly obese baby.

nah, like bobby, he's 'big boned'

Not Critizing a franchise or work of fiction or switching brands when they get lazy is what ALLOWS them to pump out horse shit. When they have to fight for your money, constantly raise the bar, or at least keep meeting their high standards, and keep going back to watch a series that now sucks only incentivises them to do whatever and suck Blob. The audience isn't lazy, the producers are.

"Noooo if the franchises listen to the fans, how can we ever pwn the MAGA CHUDs, Friendo?" - Bob, probably

Imagine having a wife that wants to kill you so she can get all your money like she's killing the golden goose. Imagine being successful enough that'd someone would want to do that to you. Imagine not being such a creepy sex pest that a woman would actually want to marry you. Imagine just being married.

Nuclear Hot Galaxybrain take: Bob's not pushing himself to do better because he doesn't want to have so much money that a Black Widow would desire him and covet his assets if not his ass.

Which, if true (lol), would be super paranoid of him, as Bob is too repulsive to attract even the most psycho of Black Widows.

Remember when Tucker Carlson got harassed at a restaurant with his family to the applause of thousands like Bob?
Remember when Tucker's family got harassed by people threatening to break in to the applause of thousands like Bob?
Remember when Maxine Waters told everyone to make people who weren't in political agreement with them never know another moment of peace again to the applause of thousands like Bob?
Remember when the bartender AOC said that point of protesting was to make your voice heard and make the other side feel uncomfortable to the applause of thousands like Bob?

Harassment: It's only bad when the MAGAnaiseghoulen Barrow Wight Trash do it!

The comparison is mind boggling. I assume all politicians have done some shady shit, but Ted Kennedy compared to RFK Jr... lol, just lol. Man is a saint in comparison. Bob is delusional with rage, and just demonstrates his lack of care for human life.

But But Uncle Teddy just accidentally drunkenly forgor about the woman in his backseat from shock; that only resulted in the death of ONE person! RFKjr could kill MILLIONS with his antivaxx rhetoric! That's MUCH worse! - Bob, probably
I remain confused to this day why the woman was in the BACK seat, not the motherfucking FRONT PASSENGER SEAT. Unless she did it to escape Uncle Teddy's octopus arms.

But with a movie or entertainment franchise, I don't know a single person who finds the idea of going to movies you don't like just because you're attached to the brand to be commendable. In fact if someone told me they did that, I'd probably think that they were out of their mind. Luckily, this take seems to exist exclusively in certain sub-zero IQ twitter conversations that Bob frequents.

Bob seems to think this is the case with fans of the Snyder Cut/Snyderverse. He thinks it's cult-like behavior. Believer behavior, if you will.

In Bob's defense (words I never thought I'd say), Next Generation DID have an episode about how alien trannies are totes oppressed by society 'n sheeit. Although at the time it was probably an allegory for homosexuality since trannies were barely a blip on the radar.

The Outcast. Oh it was ABSOLUTELY an allegory about the gays. There was even conversion therapy in it, that WORKED. The thing was, the J'naii (the aliens in question) evolved from having two genders, to being completely hermaphroditic. Thus no (separate) "gender(s)". It got to the point where J'naii society criminalized identifying as male or female as it is considered perversion (since DUH, they're BOTH). As an allegory about troons, given the nature of the alien species, it might serve as a reverse troon situation. One didn't need to physically transition for any of that. Nonetheless, the J'naii authorities did not take kindly to Commander Riker's interest in Soren (Melinda Culea, the only other main cast of the A-Team besides Dwight Schultz that made it onto TNG), and arrested Soren and put her on trial. She finally admits publicly she identifies as female and Riker gets mad. Soren's forced into "psychotectic treatment" which Riker tries to rescue her from, but by the time he and Worf get there, Soren's already "fixed" and has no interest in being identified as female anymore. Troons were absolutely not even a blip on the radar at the time (1992) and to attempt to shoehorn a tranny allegory into it as the intent at the time is pure blue curtainism.

But, if we're to be honest, Bob is no worse than the Massholes who sent Teddy back to the Senate term after term after term. Ted Kennedy truly was the lion of the Senate: he mated without regret and killed without remorse.

For all his big-brain affectations, Bob is nothing more than a robotic Dem voter who will pull the lever for any D no matter what, no matter how awful. If RFK Jr. somehow does dethrone Biden, I'd lay good money Bob will reverse course, even if it's just to say the Republican is immeasurably worse (Trump, DeSantis, or whover it might be). He's as unthinking as the amoeba in his politics ... he's just nasty about it.

Bob is like those women in the 1990s that said they didn't care if Bill Clinton raped every single woman he was accused of raping/harassing, so long as he kept Abortion legal.

 

[WelperHelper99]

But But Uncle Teddy just accidentally drunkenly forgor about the woman in his backseat from shock; that only resulted in the death of ONE person! RFKjr could kill MILLIONS with his antivaxx rhetoric! That's MUCH worse! - Bob, probably
I remain confused to this day why the woman was in the BACK seat, not the motherfucking FRONT PASSENGER SEAT. Unless she did it to escape Uncle Teddy's octopus arms.

Yeah... If you get in a crash, typically you're on high alert at that point. Forget my ass. Also Bob acting like Covid still matters. Lol.

 

[King Dead]

Bobby offers his theory that the Consoomer in the meme is actually a good guy who fosters competition. The bad guys are the "Customers", who reduce artistic endeavors into business transactions, bending the wills of Creative Elites to their whims.

This is absolutely idiotic, but sadly Bob has accurately described Hollywood's thought process and why everything has gone to shit these days.

I've said this before, but fans are the lifeblood of your work, the ambassadors that get other people interested through their excitement. Fans have kept the torch lit for their favorite series or movie long after others have moved on, and fan movements have helped bring back projects from the brink of cancellation. It's that passion that helps to ensure that your work finds an audience, or in the worst case, attract a cult following.

But Hollywood has taken their IPs' fanbases for granted, figuring that they'll happily eat up everything with the brand name on it regardless and deciding to hijack the stories for "modern audiences." It's totally fine to take a well-loved sci-fi movie series and replace all the characters people loved with abrasive girlbosses, or to shove in clumsy messaging about how racism is bad and white men are the worst. They get all the DEI points they want, and the retarded fans will continue to praise it anyway because it's something they recognize.

Thing is, fans really don't just consume product forever. They may have a bit of tolerance, might be willing to give it another shot and assume a bad movie was just a weird one-off. But when they find themselves getting shat on deliberately, they get pissed, and they make their voices heard. Because again, they have passion for what they're invested in, and they hate seeing it torn apart by untalented hacks that are just using an existing franchise to push their message. And look how that's worked out for Disney: they keep letting idiots ruin cash cow franchises, to the point where they only have Marvel as something remotely successful, and even that's a far cry from its heyday. The true consoomers are only interested in whatever's popular in the current zeitgeist, and as the Rat keeps trying to force capeshit past its peak, it's proving to not be enough to carry the load.

Bob seems to want to argue that a person getting upset that something they paid for didn't come close to their expectations means that they're not actually a fan of something, nothing more than an angry customer. I have no idea how he comes to this conclusion. As an example, DC's problem wasn't that they did or didn't listen to fans, it's that they had no real idea what they wanted to do beyond aping the MCU's success, and executives demanded changes left and right whenever Marvel did something popular. I don't know if they would have been more successful if they stuck with their original plans with Zack Snyder, but at least it would have been more consistent.

So yeah, Bob's a fat retard, same as always. You can tell that the fact that he is the face of the consoomer still gets under his skin, and how desperate he is to remove that stigma.

 

[Flexo]

She's an S and that stands for slut for playing a character that wanted to fuck Jon Faveru in a movie but not Bob?

Ironically considering earlier, the only possible interpretation I have for this (and I'll admit I'm stretching my bob interpretation subroutine) is related to anime.

Because in japanese games and shit, you have the A-F ranks & grades for stuff. Well what goes above an A? "S" S-tier or SSS-tier is often used among weebs to denote something even higher than A+.

No wait! I just got it typing it out. Superman's line in the movie is "It's not an 's', it stands for hope." Bob is saying Marisa gives guys like him hope.

I'm not sure why Bob is complaining about Watterson's IP being abused. Watterson, for all that I love his work, did a terrible job protecting his IP, which is why all those people can legally sell decals of Calvin pissing on all sorts of stuff.

Not exactly. Watterson is infamous for guarding his IP. Literally the only things not newspaper stripe related that you can buy of C&H are some calendars he did for... a school I think. ANYTHING else is absolutely a bootleg. (I have pixel art of C&H fridge magnets I got from a convention.) It would just literally not be worth Bill's time and money to do anything about those decals.

"We've contemplated legal action," says Lee Salem, vice president and editor at Universal Press Syndicate, which distributed Calvin and Hobbes. But the cost involved in finding those who make and sell the decals would far exceed what Universal could win in damages. "Bill's as frustrated as we are."...​

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Just as Watterson was, Mallett is against rampant licensing of characters so that they appear on everything from calendars to underwear. Unlike Watterson, he believes some selective marketing may actually be helpful. "Because now look what we're left with: Calvin pissing on a Ford logo."​

Which, if true (lol), would be super paranoid of him, as Bob is too repulsive to attract even the most psycho of Black Widows.

I dunno... if we assume Bob had enough to attract any attention I could see some BW out there thinking, "I could load him up on an average mcdonald's meal and he'll die just from some light foreplay - easiest money ever!"

Also time to repost one of my favorite Bob images. HOVER HAND!

Also screen cap I found while searching for this:

 

[DarkEmoMario64]

Also screen cap I found while searching for this:

Except the other side is so wide. If a dark skinned Sikh votes for brexit because he wants to be save from Islamic terrorist unlike what is he would be in his home country of India is he still ''the other side'' even if he disagrees with the Bible and dislikes white supremacists just as much as Islamic terrorists?

 

[OutInTheRain]

Bobby offers his theory that the Consoomer in the meme is actually a good guy who fosters competition. The bad guys are the "Customers", who reduce artistic endeavors into business transactions, bending the wills of Creative Elites to their whims.

First of all, Keaton had been only been in comedies prior to Batman, and most of the time when a Batman actor is announced, they are always hated at first. Second of all, Batman 89 was loved when it came out, Returns took a few years before it developed an audience. But Keaton was always liked as Batman, and was well liked as an actor. He just had a career slump through the 2000's.

Now Blobby's comments on the consoomer are obviously cope, and proof he has seen the meme. Consooming is active, but it's action without thought. It's being happy with any old slop that has the correct logo on it. Which we can tell by Blobbo's eating habits, viewing habits, and voting habits...is exactly what he does. Star Wars used to have tons of consoomers, but they were dwarfed by the actual fans. People who would engage in conversation, criticize and praise bits and pieces of content and disagree most of the time. Now all that's left is people who claim to like it, because they think it makes conservatives mad, and the man-children the fans always stayed away from.

Now, companies want consoomers, and not fans. Fans demand things, fans want thing to be good, to have a certain amount of verisimilitude when they adapt a novel, or a comic. Consoomers, consoom. As long as it's new and has logo, the consoomers will come out in force...for a while. These brands, their relevance decays in a half life. With no actual fans, the consoomers leave one by one, until you have nothing. You can try to pivot to a new audience, but that never works. Especially when the testimony of former fans is "It's kind of shitty now."

 

[Mola Ram]

I need whatever Ouija boards you guys are using to parse out Bob's "consoomer" analysis; I've read it five times and I can't get past it being complete fucking gibberish.

 

[Koby_Fish]

I've said this before, but fans are the lifeblood of your work, the ambassadors that get other people interested through their excitement.

Bob's counter to this, is that the fans (he believes) are but a tiny percentage of the movie-going public at large. Thus, to cater to the hardcore fans, Bob thinks will alienate the randos who go to movies who have no investment beyond "Hey this looks cool let's watch it".

Or more specifically, I think he thinks catering to "fans" will alienate the precious PeeOhCees, Troons, LGBT+-, Speds, and Whamens who he thinks outnumber the type of fans like Nerdrotic, DDayCobra, Ya Boi Zack, Clownfish TV, MauLer and the EFAP crew, Eric July (an outlier in Bob's world), and Andre of Midnight's Edge. Especially if "catering to fans" means dropping unlikable, bitchy "girlboss" characters with no affect and no ability to emote properly and to whom none but Moviebob could possibly fap to. It absolutely amazes me that the IngSoc Justice set that Bob is part of is such a bunch of prudish puritanical busybodies when it comes to policing some (presumably Not-A-Person Barrow Wight Trash) stranger's masturbation habits. It's almost as hypocritical as when people like Bob's angel senpais complain that anti-groomers are "obsessed with childrens' genitals".

Bob seems to want to argue that a person getting upset that something they paid for didn't come close to their expectations means that they're not actually a fan of something, nothing more than an angry customer. I have no idea how he comes to this conclusion.

It all comes down to the smooth brain in his bald skull, for he is the Kwisatz Tarderach. I guess it's projection, too. Bob will happily consoom any slop that's properly progressive and shits on the MAGA CHUDs. I wonder if his problem with Pixels is really that it wasn't full of [Critical Drinker]THE MESSAGE[/Critical Drinker] and didn't shit hard enough on the right people? I have a feeling if it was full of abrasive, wooden lesbican girlbosses he'd be all over it like white on rice.

So yeah, Bob's a fat retard, same as always. You can tell that the fact that he is the face of the consoomer still gets under his skin, and how desperate he is to remove that stigma.

That wojack with the smug mask over the crying Bob face is apt here.

Consoomers, consoom. As long as it's new and has logo, the consoomers will come out in force...for a while.

Bob fails to comprehend this concept because he is one and has 0 self-awareness.

I need whatever Ouija boards you guys are using to parse out Bob's "consoomer" analysis; I've read it five times and I can't get past it being complete fucking gibberish.

Eh, it comes from practice of dealing with idiots like Bob in my case, I can "read the tea leaves" or "channel Bob." *shudder* (I feel dirty just thinking it, EWWWW). It helps to remember that Bob does a TON of projecting.

But, once you've seen the rhetoric of Bob's favored Right Side of History, it becomes fairly easy to spot and deconstruct. There's times when Bob's own illiteracy and Galaxy Smoothbrained run-on train of thought gets in the way and makes it harder to decode, sure.

 

[OutInTheRain]

Bob's counter to this, is that the fans (he believes) are but a tiny percentage of the movie-going public at large. Thus, to cater to the hardcore fans, Bob thinks will alienate the randos who go to movies who have no investment beyond "Hey this looks cool let's watch it".

Fans, create more fans. Men....like to talk about things they enjoy. Blobby would know this if he had any friends. Guys, like to share their interests and hobbies, from sports, cars, to whatever nerd shit they like. The non-puzzle piece crowd also learn that there is a time and a place, and an proper audience. You don't sperg about nerd shit at a sports bar, and so on.

Of course Blobbo, in all his general misanthropy never learned these skills, and what's even sadder, is he has never had the face to face experience of sharing something he enjoys. Unless it's when he babbling at the Lesser Bother's kids.

I need whatever Ouija boards you guys are using to parse out Bob's "consoomer" analysis; I've read it five times and I can't get past it being complete fucking gibberish.

I'm fluent in pseudo-intellectual retard.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Blobby would know this if he had any friends.

See, the problem here is Bob THINKS he has Friends. But as the narcissistic autist sperg he is, he considers what most people call "acquaintances" as "friends". Fellow Masshole autist sperg narc Andrew Dobson is the same way. Especially with people who tick a box or three and share the same political slant. The people on the Boston Film Reviewers "club"? "Friends", even though he probably hardly sees or talks to them. Most of Bob's social life seems to come from either boozing it up in Hahvahd watering holes talking to random would-be lawyers, attending movies with fellow "reviewers", or tagging along with whatever Lesser Brother is doing. He probably considers Lesser Bro's friends as HIS friends, too, but I've seen hangout photos in Casa de Chippa with all those hippies and no sign of Bob anywhere.

As an actual puzzle piece sperg myself, I can understand the concept of sperging at the wrong time and the wrong place, but this was not the case when I was a kid. I couldn't even learn how not to do it until I'd found out I was a puzzle piece. So it's not surprising to me that Bob doesn't understand this, and probably never will.