Sony hate thread

davids877 said:
Sony, thanks for taking a game I liked and shitting it up.
Fuckers.
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In all fairness, the moment the game got past the concept art stage and you realised the story was NOT an interchangeable male/female techno-caveman fighting alongside their tribe against killer robot dinos (i.e: easy money), but a girl power story in what was CURRENT YEAR+1, you should have known something was amiss.
 
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I'm putting together a list of more niche PS4 exclusives I should try and get, preferably physical if that's an option, even if it will cost me stupid amounts compared to digital. I already have The Last Guardian (if that's niche) and Golem (because of Marty's music alone). If anyone could recommend me some that would be great, also looking for Vita ports, basically niche stuff that's not on PC or Switch. Here is my extremely short list so far:
Deracine, Gravity Rush Remastered, Gravity Rush 2
 
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Epoch said:
I'm putting together a list of more niche PS4 exclusives I should try and get, preferably physical if that's an option, even if it will cost me stupid amounts compared to digital. I already have The Last Guardian (if that's niche) and Golem (because of Marty's music alone). If anyone could recommend me some that would be great, also looking for Vita ports, basically niche stuff that's not on PC or Switch. Here is my extremely short list so far:
Deracine, Gravity Rush Remastered, Gravity Rush 2
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Although it hit switch, 13 Sentinels is a banger and well, all of the vanillaware games (Odin Sphere and... the one with the wizzard with the gigantic tits, Dragon's Crown was it?) I'd suggest getting just in case since it seems lile they will never get PC ports.
 
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Epoch said:
I'm putting together a list of more niche PS4 exclusives I should try and get, preferably physical if that's an option, even if it will cost me stupid amounts compared to digital. I already have The Last Guardian (if that's niche) and Golem (because of Marty's music alone). If anyone could recommend me some that would be great, also looking for Vita ports, basically niche stuff that's not on PC or Switch. Here is my extremely short list so far:
Deracine, Gravity Rush Remastered, Gravity Rush 2
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The only game I can think of that I'd want is Fist of the North Star: Lost Paradise. The games I enjoyed on Vita, and I loved the Vita, are all either exclusives, or have since had releases on PC or Switch. PS4 doesn't have a lot of exclusives when compared to its immense library. Even the Vita has more.

I actually did go check my PSVita to make sure I didn't forget anything I could recommend, and it's gathering dust after not using it much over the past year, but man, it is frustrating and makes me melancholy that even its form factor is dead in gaming now. Such a nice system, squandered by the biggest fucking retards on the planet. I don't even want to take mine out of the house anymore, because these things are a decade old now.
 
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In this thread, about a year ago, @Marissa Moira was eagerly anticipating Bungie's future offering:
Marissa Moira said:
Except they're supposedly building a shooter that's why they bought bungie.
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SSj_Ness said:
I'm sure it'll be a big hit :story:
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Marissa Moira said:
considering there are 11 other games following it, statistically one is bound to be.
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It turned out to be a reboot of Marathon, with live services and trannies involved, and it's multiplatform, including Xbox. No one wants it. :story:
 
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Pissmaster said:
In this thread, about a year ago, @Marissa Moira was eagerly anticipating Bungie's future offering:






It turned out to be a reboot of Marathon, with live services and trannies involved, and it's multiplatform, including Xbox. No one wants it. :story:
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You think he died from Sony having no games? Also Marathon was in development since at least 2018, thats when all the people who actually made Destiny 2 Forsaken good left to work on the mysterious PVP game and Destiny 2 subsequently went to shit (more shit) with content 'vaulting' and seasons. Sony has nothing to do with Marathon being made.
 
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Epoch said:
You think he died from Sony having no games? Also Marathon was in development since at least 2018, thats when all the people who actually made Destiny 2 Forsaken good left to work on the mysterious PVP game and Destiny 2 subsequently went to shit (more shit) with content 'vaulting' and seasons. Sony has nothing to do with Marathon being made.
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Sony flew him in to give him a sneak peek at that streaming tablet thing and he just shot himself right then and there.
 
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Raging Capybara said:
What kind of psycho wants to play Bethesda games on a sony console? I remember Fallout 3 hitting zero frames per second during a Digital Foundry analysis.
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The kind of psycho that only has Naughty Dog, Insomniac and Santa Monica goyslop movies to look forward to, I guess.

Like I said though, this is a weird one to push for since even Todd has subtly implied that ES6 won't even be on Series X. You'd think they'd push for Starfield since it's actually going to come out this year but instead Sony niggers are dead set trying to convince themselves that game will somehow be more shit than any other Bethesda game.
 
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It really pisses me off that Square Enix keep delaying all their games that I actually want to play on PC for months after the damned PlayStation release. I want to play Final Fantasy 16, it's not going to come out until some time next year. I wanted to play the FF7 Remake, it didn't come out for over a year on PC.
Meanwhile what we get day one is complete garbage like "Avengers" and "Forspoken"
 
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It really pisses me off that Square Enix keep delaying all their games that I actually want to play on PC for months after the damned PlayStation release. I want to play Final Fantasy 16, it's not going to come out until some time next year. I wanted to play the FF7 Remake, it didn't come out for over a year on PC.
Meanwhile what we get day one is complete garbage like "Avengers" and "Forspoken"
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Blame the sonybucks, I imagine they get stupid amounts of cash that makes losing out on full access to the market for half to a full year worth it.
 
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