Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Procrastinhater]

A question just came to me:

Is there a pooner equivalent parody theme song that can be used to browsing themes memes like how Goodbye Horses has become for m2fs?

May I suggest

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

I didn't expect to see old snip snoop show up here,but she is looking as tarded as ever and has still failed to get a rise out of mommy and daddy, Milo is just sad at this point.

She has a thread for those interested, be warned there are more nudes and they are just beyond bizarre.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/natalie-nady-stewart-milo-stewart-quinby-stewart.20856/

what a ride that thread was. man. started as a confused young girls who called herself asexual, to calling herself trans without making any effort to pass, to taking T, to stop taking T, to calling herself a slut, to being an asexual with sex toys and constantly talking about masturbating, to getting her tits yeeted off (which she later admits wasnt because of dysphoria but simply because she wanted to see what it is like without them) to calling herself non-binary, to calling herself gay for dating a woman (dating a woman is gay if you arnt a woman?) to calling herself asexual again but talking about sex, to then be poly, to then go to monogamy, to still be asexual but also to be T4T, to then hint at regret her transition, she then writes a grooming book, to then starts on OF.

my god it's like a tumblr roller coaster.

it is a clear case of how much tumblr has tragically hurt a lot of young, confused and impressionable women and men of my generation and younger.
it all started with the asexual thing, when she was clearly just an average teneage girl who was unsure about sex, but tumblr taught her that if she wasnt horny all the time and wanting to suck the dick of every guy she sees then she is asexual. from there is was further going down the rabbit hole of trans and non-binary and T-injections to mastectomy and posting nudes and sex toy reviews online with your face and name in the open.

it really is almost criminal how much damage tumblr has done to vulnerable and impressionable youths.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Yeah Nady is something else, Barnum would have fucking loved that one.
I don't even think she's really a Pooner, just a fucking low iQ retard that got brain fucked by Tumblr into cutting her tits off and becoming the Gender Goblin.
Sad if it wasn't so funny.
She's a fucking creep though and she wants to troon out kids so fuck her.

 

[Septictic]

Chiaroscuro Zippertitties

Elisabeth Ohlson Wallin shot this for the exhibition id:TRANS at the Värmland Museum in 2020. They put in effort for id:TRANS to particularly reach kids; the exhibition website has lots of teaching material. She replaced the normals in familiar artworks with trans characters. Handmaiden encouraging colonizers. Such fresh artistry.
Exhibition website (in Swedish), archived English translation


While re-interpreting Michelangelo as gently as an SRS/GRS surgeon, the artist exclaimed "Trans people are God's gift to mankind". In her interview with Expressen (archive) she teach us that most lesbian women are actually pooners. But did she encounter even one? There is a severe lack of pink skin, repressed rage and sexual perversion in her depictions.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Chiaroscuro Zippertitties
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Elisabeth Ohlson Wallin shot this for the exhibition id:TRANS at the Värmland Museum in 2020. They put in effort for id:TRANS to particularly reach kids; the exhibition website has lots of teaching material. She replaced the normals in familiar artworks with trans characters. Handmaiden encouraging colonizers. Such fresh artistry.
Exhibition website (in Swedish), archived English translation

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While re-interpreting Michelangelo as gently as an SRS/GRS surgeon, the artist exclaimed "Trans people are God's gift to mankind". In her interview with Expressen (archive) she teach us that most lesbian women are actually pooners. But did she encounter even one? There is a severe lack of pink skin, repressed rage and sexual perversion in her depictions.

Is that Nick Rekieta on the left of the second pic?

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Chiaroscuro Zippertitties
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Elisabeth Ohlson Wallin shot this for the exhibition id:TRANS at the Värmland Museum in 2020. They put in effort for id:TRANS to particularly reach kids; the exhibition website has lots of teaching material. She replaced the normals in familiar artworks with trans characters. Handmaiden encouraging colonizers. Such fresh artistry.
Exhibition website (in Swedish), archived English translation

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While re-interpreting Michelangelo as gently as an SRS/GRS surgeon, the artist exclaimed "Trans people are God's gift to mankind". In her interview with Expressen (archive) she teach us that most lesbian women are actually pooners. But did she encounter even one? There is a severe lack of pink skin, repressed rage and sexual perversion in her depictions.

Evil can't create. It can only corrupt. And it hates everything that shows beauty and virtue.

 

[InteracialBowelSyndrome]

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*Jaws theme*

dood dood dood dood dood dood dood dood DOOD DOOD DOOD DOOD DOOD DOOD DOOD DOOD

 

[Cool Dog Returns]

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I like to think that instead of having his arm blown off, it was sacrificed to make his horn peen.

Holy shit my dood, this is excellent

which is where they have trouble since their lack of self-worth shines through.

Femcels dont have a lack of selfworth, they have too much, they thing they are hot shit and deserve everything, you're thinking about the emo girl cutting herself like 17 years ago

women>> actively can get laid, options are high but can be discriminate

But they dont care because they can get laid anytime, they can get dick any second so dick becomes worthless because theres too many, like paper money with inflation

Its like......................"penis inflation".............hold up let me look that up, I'm sure I wont find any horrible traumatizing shit under that term

Meanwhile, a lot of people grow up poor and in broken homes and have to fight for every dollar they've ever gotten.

Tell me about it, the tranch ranch was also full of literal trust fund troons wasting opportunities other people could only dream about

Taping tutorial. This is just unsettling.

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You know whats funny? I knew a guy in HS who had a serious case of manboob due to actual hormone issues and he couldve used this shit, unlike this pooner who actually had a nice pair before deciding to become the gym manlet thats about to knife a bitch at a bar for not paying attention to her

Why so many troons like lain? I dont recall it having anything to do with troons, fags or sexuality at all

Aiden the FtFemboy:

A girl pretending to be a femboy?

So......................a girl?

blank crotch.

Shes growing that FUPA

but also to be T4T,

Trans 4 trans?

"Trans people are God's gift to mankind".

Narcissist much? is like all troons are fucking useless so they latch to this identity to be something

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

Why so many troons like lain? I dont recall it having anything to do with troons, fags or sexuality at all

Somebody did a little rant on it:

If you can't get the waifu, be the waifu.

 

[Procrastinhater]

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I like to think that instead of having his arm blown off, it was sacrificed to make his horn peen.

Goddamn thats one grizzled looking Pooner, ol' Sarge is a Veteran of the Poon Wars, got that thousand yard stare.

 

[umami's milk]

Femcels dont have a lack of selfworth, they have too much, they thing they are hot shit and deserve everything,

I think both these things can be true. Usually is the most insecure among them that put up a show of false bravado. Especially if they are narcissists.

Real confident people do not need to demand table scraps. They just go out and get it.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Why so many troons like lain? I dont recall it having anything to do with troons, fags or sexuality at all

Lain is a computer programmer. Computer programmers irl are a bunch of troons. They try to skinwalk their waifu.

 

[Wendy Wheelchair]

I think both these things can be true. Usually is the most insecure among them that put up a show of false bravado. Especially if they are narcissists.

Real confident people do not need to demand table scraps. They just go out and get it.

I agree with @Cool Dog Returns based on my own experience with pooners pretending to be faggots on Grindr. You'd have these morbidly obese autistic women with maybe more body hair than usual as the only sign they're transitioning messaging you DEMANDING dick pics and that you hook-up and getting really angry when you ignore them. Meanwhile, even the most ugly troll-like older gay man knows that there's sort of a method to trying to hook-up and never just straight up demands shit because THEY KNOW THEIR PLACE. Because they're autistic women obsessed with yaoi, they literally think there's nothing physical about initiating sex; it's all about words and emotions and just doing it. They have most likely been coddled their whole life and told they're pretty (despite reality) and then told by feminist society that every male that sees them ever wants to rape them, so they can't fathom not being sexually desirable.

 

[Septictic]

DEMANDING dick pics and that you hook-up and getting really angry when you ignore them.

They are absurd.

More Zippertit Art

Spoiler: NSFL Zippertit Gore

I find the idea of ornamenting your masculinising top surgery scars very strange. I have never seen it depicted with mastectomy scars, and so many women have suffered from breast cancer. Not on photos, not drawn. It's odd that only these transcending femmes need so much frippery.

 

[Cool Dog Returns]

If you can't get the waifu, be the waifu.

Wheres that screenshot from? no way its tumblr, cant say troon there without the troonstapo kicking your door off the hinges

Also I disagree with these troons not being AGP, who you think spams their blacked folder all over the place? and fyi they dont see themselves as the black guy...

They try to skinwalk their waifu.

Yeah but why lain? why be a meh looking mild-schizo flat anime girl? the creators made her as plain as possible, who the fuck wants to bang an early teens shutin asian girl...you know what dont answer that I dont wanna know...

Real confident people do not need to demand table scraps

Again they dont demand table scraps, being mostly overweight career failed +30yo women they are the table scraps but wont settle for anything but steak dinner at the very least, thats why they dont even get the scraps

Meanwhile I seen incels who would hook with one of these hambeasts if they could, niggas be that desperate

so they can't fathom not being sexually desirable.

Boom! and really why wouldnt they? as a woman most of these pooners I seen would still get some guys hitting on them and now they become overweight manlets hitting on gay guys as if fags dont have higher standards than most straight guys like not banging ugly short fatty boombattys like most pooners are

I only seen one pooner who would pass a fit twink but she didnt get bottom surgery and was very clear that isnt into anal, so basically any fag who hooks up with that pooner is gonna be fucking a fit girl with no tits right in the pussy becoming the gay equivalent of the straight guy whos banging troons yet dares to say he's not gay

 

[The Silent Perjority]

Got to arms length this so apologies for vagueness.

Got a call to look at a job, phone number for resident called Peter.
Rang "Peter", a very obvious woman answered, arranged meeting.
Got to the property, she answers the door, very fat arsed, very wide hipped obvious female with rotting teeth, red hair and pube beard.
The work is in the garden so she walks us through.
The house is fucking disgusting. I don't mean cluttered or untidy, I mean fucking filth. Rotting food everywhere, cobwebs, stagnant fluids, crusty carpets, flies everywhere, smells like dead animals, the whole bit.

The door to the garden won't open because she has black bags full of crap blocking it, bearing in mind she's known about this appointment for 2 weeks.
I tell her that if we do this job we will need to make space in the house. She puts the back of her hand to her forehead, sighs heavily and says "There's been ISSUES!"

Yeah, I bet.
Fuck off mental cunt.

Can you imagine my team working in there?
She says "They misgendered me!"
I'm off the contract.

Fucksake. Rang the client and told them I was too busy.

She was fucking repulsive.

Bullet dodged.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Dood. Cannibal Corpse was so inclusive.

 

[scathefire]

They are absurd.

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Spoiler: NSFL Zippertit Gore

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I find the idea of ornamenting your masculinising top surgery scars very strange. I have never seen it depicted with mastectomy scars, and so many women have suffered from breast cancer. Not on photos, not drawn. It's odd that only these transcending femmes need so much frippery.

It's basically the same as glorifying any other form of self-harm, like anorexia. But with anorexia there was no global movement pushing the idea that starving yourself until you're a walking skeleton is a civil rights issue.

 

[CharlesNguyen]

KNOW YOUR POONERS
#3 - The Poony Bin

Secretive FtM Discord and Twitter cabal that is behind most of Reddit and 4chan's Pooner threads. Probably produces most Pooner art currently out there, a lot of it about themselves being raped.

If you browse 4chan's /lgbt/ /ftmg/ genneral thread for any amount of time at all, you'll see one group in particular get referenced quite a bit by people in the know - 'The Poony Bin'. This is a closed group of poweruser FtMs who coordinate to post threads there and produce immense amounts of art - a lot of which appears to be about its members being assaulted and abused. Presumbably, creating this sort of stuff is like a 'digital self-harm', as other users in this thread have already described it.

Most visible of these 'Poony Bin' users is FemaleToMozart, who this thread has already covered:
http://kiwifarmsaaf4t2h7gc3dfc5ojhm...n/threads/the-pooner-zoo.149432/post-16381150

Since it's a closed group and fairly private too, the only real way of knowing what goes on within it is by inferring things posted on public pages and from the occasional leak. That being said, I think it's just worth letting people know what the name of this group is because it helps to keep an eye out for the term "Poony Bin" when searching archives and websites and such from time to time to see what turns up. It seems that like any group of girls, it has a lot of drama from time to time that causes something to bubble up to the clearnet surface.

Found this as one of the first things to come up if you search "poony bin" on Twitter, by the way:

So it's a particular name to keep in mind.

BONUS - a couple notable images that turned up in the Archived.Moe 4chan archive when searching for Poony Bin posts. Looks mostly like group-specific art:

 

[Space Police]

Archive of SuruinenAnanas Twitter account: https://archive.ph/yLeyL
Twitter follower list (includes a few /tttt/ hons as well as pooners): https://archive.ph/Wmqk4

Pooner gargoyle found on the account:


Archive of SuruirenAnanas' blogs linked on her Twitter account (they are in Finnish):

Second blog:

https://archive.ph/tfcqW

First blog:
Page 1: https://archive.ph/S00DV
Page 2: https://archive.ph/NNHAs
Page 3: https://archive.ph/PrOJR

The Youtube channel of John David Card, a self-described social science researcher and the former Poonybin member who reported their Discord server and got several members banned: https://archive.ph/2oCcj