Titanic tourist submersible goes missing with search under way

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Cats said:
That's fucking horrible I can't imagine how bad of a death that must be. Fuck that sucks :{
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I'd rather implode or pass out from lack of oxygen freezing at the bottom of the ocean than surfacing. That's the really shitty way to go, I mean they all are, but if the sub surfaced and it's floating unfound... they're trapped at the surface unable to exit. They're bolted in, from the outside. I couldn't imagine floating at the surface staring out that tiny porthole just hoping to see a helicopter or boat as you slowly die. At least at the bottom you know you're fucked and you can make peace with yourself and the situation.
 
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AnOminous said:
Remember, these rich retards are dying (or more likely already dead) in a pathetic tin can about the size of a minivan inside, which doesn't even have seats so they're sitting cross-legged Indian style in this piece of shit, dying while staring at each other. They have billions of dollars on the surface, but under the ocean they're just fucking retards who paid $250,000 to die gasping.
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Based. All the money on earth isn't enough to pay off the Grim Reaper.
 
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AnOminous said:
I hope when they recover this in a few years, the video stored on their fancy smart phones is still intact so we can watch them coping and seething at the bottom of the ocean and maybe murdering the idiot who built this thing.
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That would sway my agnostic heart into joining a church (I'd have to find one not infested with faggotry)
 
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AnOminous said:
The mental retard who built it literally just decided not to have one. Because retard.
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Maintaining contact with the mothership was far too bothersome for him. Because he was a lolcow and they told him to do things, something lolcows really don't like.
 
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Male Idiot said:
This is basically Trust the Science 101.
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good take, the only reason people trusted the science is because after an era of uninhibited technological development resulting in massive tragedies of people boiling alive and being processed through automated slaughterhouses, we regulated them.

now we're in the heckin trust the soyence realm where we just trust anything technological again.
 
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Male Idiot said:
Wait they didn't even have a radio or navigation on it? Just... sorry, what?
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Oh, this reminds, me. There were a lot of left wing rags writing about how Starlink was involved and they were trying to figure out what role it played in the failure as the company depended on Starlink. All that Starlink was used for, was communication on the ship itself, not the sub.

I'm not some major Musk fan, but the opportunist journo scum annoys me more than he does.

Massa's Little Buckie said:
What controller was it?
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Wireless Logitech Xbox controller F710 with modified thumb sticks.
 
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Retink Retunk said:
Wireless Logitech Xbox controller with modified thumb sticks.
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3D printed dilator thumbsticks, even
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I think someone already posted this image in the thread but I thought it would be good to point out again how hilarious this looks.
 
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