Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[feral cat #6385]

If you ever see this, Sean, I'm sorry when AlcoholNick stops bringing you on. Godspeed you based internet lawyer.

There is no IF. Sean is a regular reader of the thread. He even commented on a stream that Cynthia needed to be threadbanned because she was shitting the thread up.

Sean has the best seat in the house when it comes to the downfall, I think he's in it for the lulz

Definitely. He is a shitlord like the rest of us. One of us is Shawn guaranteed.

 

[IRC Moron]

"the clientele are weirdos that are outcasts of society..."

Does he mean the audience he has attempted to cater so since weebwars?

 

[Become Worse]

Sounding like the Friday "fun" streams are back on the menu:
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"Friday Night Throwdown"... "Friday night with the bois!" ...

With a tease like this I had to peek in for a moment.

I don't know Legal Vices as I think he started coming around more when I stopped watching, but he seems pretty genuine. I bring that up because Coomalot and Nick are clearly cherry picking their telling about what happened this week and omitting things like PHASE IS GAY to make themselves look in the best light. Legal Vices seems to take the situation just as presented by them and unsurprisingly makes jokes, siding with them and laughing at anyone being upset by the situation. I think most reasonable people who actually knew what was going on would have handled it more like Sean.

Being generous and giving him 5 minutes for getting started, Nick spent over 45 minutes talking about a cartoon rabbit when today was the biggest day of the year for SCOTUS.

I just wanted a show I could put on in the background at night and hear the right ratio of casaul takes on the days headlines, internet drama and drunken rants mixed with a pinch of autistic edgy internet humor. On the plus side though, I've gotten through tons of audio books in the past 6 months and I'm probably slightly less retarded than I would have been listening to him talking about balldos, drugs and pajama parties at gay bars.

 

[dustnight]

“Can you believe some asshole would go out there and pee gasoline onto the flames??”

the audacity of this faggot

Spoiler: Bonus toast

 

[Retink Retunk]

I have never heard anyone say that, Nick included. He doesn't even come close to mentioning that in clip you put in your post. We do not need to put words in Nick's mouth to make him look anymore dumb than he's already made himself. Anyone who has actually thinks this is a moron. She spent the entire time thanking people and telling them to not spend their money on super chats because she had merch out. She didn't even suffer her mind break until she got to the 10k mark.

Actually, he does say he hopes it's a grift implying there's some speculation on his part or at least he's planting the seed, I just didn't upload the clip. It's in the first 20 seconds of this clip:

I really think you're reaching here and viewing this through the lens of current Nick. This did and still does read to me as Nick's tough love schtick, his "stop crying" bullshit.

I think the current Nick, was always the true Nick, it's just coming out more now.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

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the audacity of this faggot

I see Sean has traded in his White Claws for Coors Light.

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

Looks like coomer friday is back on the menu.

 

[IRC Moron]

the audacity of this faggot.

It's been so long since I have listened to him talk. Hearing his voice is irritating. The condescension like he has some moral authority, some high ground. He has the high ground like Anakin did.

 

[AltisticRight]

Okay, I had to post this, it is too funny to not do this.
Some of you may have watched this a recent Elissa clips video (Hi Elissa!) where you saw this:

This is incredibly retarded, 4 Chijaperean characters that makes no sense strung together because, I suppose because White people can't read it so it looks cool...?

I doubt the two middle ones are connected either, it just makes no sense. It has no flow when read, it sounds shit. The Chinese language is very complicated so only God knows what it means.

怒
Means anger, or it could also mean aggression. It can also mean "perseverance", as it is used in the term "怒放" (blossoming, like flowers).

節
Too many meanings to list.
節日 Festival
節儉 Frugal
節 Sections, you can see this because it uses 竹 (bamboo) as its head, and bamboo has sections.

俠
遊俠 Vagabond
The character alone means someone of good conscious with martial arts abilities.

瞻
Means to look up towards a high vantage point..
It can also mean looking up to [someone], admiration.

Does this make sense to anyone?
>Angry frugal vagabond that looks down from a high elevation????
>Blossoming (orgasm) frugal knight looking at the resort near the mountains (as his wife is being turned into a tricycle by Ricardo, Romaine, and Omar)?
>Angry festive knight with admiration (of Ricardo's six pack and Omar's length)?

Cringe. Scrape it off with sandpaper you massive queer.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Sounding like the Friday "fun" streams are back on the menu:
"Friday Night Throwdown"... "Friday night with the bois!" ...

This is especially funny to me because it proved that while his 'ODD' medical condition isn't real (in adults), the mental defect is actually real. It's prove that if you say you're going to do the opposite of what people tell you to, you're controllable. He spent months giving the middle finger to people telling he's fucking up and advising him on what to do and then once he comes back from vacation, he finally realizes the fuck up and starts doing what people told him to do. Being hyper aware of what is happening, he immediately goes on locals and tries to assure everyone that he's not doing it because of everyone that told him he's an idiot. If his line of thought for these course change was more natural, he didn't have to couch it with a denial.

This is further compounded by him mentioning his unknown business meeting a week or so later that obviously didn't go the way he wanted because he would have gloated about it (what other business does he have). Hell, he has no reason to share it even happened but he did, because he couldn't resist with the sharing. I bet at this point he knows damn well the importance of re-invigorating his channel and he already confirmed that part of it is shelving friday panel shows. And YET, just by KF and his detractors in ElissaClip's channel celebrating their "fuck yes we were right all long, faggot!" moment...his 'ODD' activated and made him bring the friday panel show back. In less than one month! LMAO!

EDIT: Nick suddenly blurted out that SNEAKO is in his chat and gave him a shout out. Then he said he was already thinking of getting in contact with Sneako to have him on. Like Cucks attracts like cucks?

 

[northstar747]

He himself in his entirety is a projection built off of narcissistic grandeur and other emotional insufficiency and coping mechanisms.

I still think of the vegas meet up or what ever the fuck it was, he was drunk, took a limo to a shitty venue, and wanted to take off his shirt.

He shoulda just set up a casino, done a stream sober for an hour or two, then had "THE AFTER PARTY!"

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

This is incredibly retarded, 4 Chijaperean characters that makes no sense strung together because, I suppose because White people can't read it so it looks cool...?

I doubt the two middle ones are connected either, it just makes no sense. It has no flow when read, it sounds shit. The Chinese language is very complicated so only God knows what it means.

怒
Means anger, or it could also mean aggression. It can also mean "perseverance", as it is used in the term "怒放" (blossoming, like flowers).

節
Too many meanings to list.
節日 Festival
節儉 Frugal
節 Sections, you can see this because it uses 竹 (bamboo) as its head, and bamboo has sections.

俠
遊俠 Vagabond
The character alone means someone of good conscious with martial arts abilities.

瞻
Means to look up towards a high vantage point..
It can also mean looking up to [someone], admiration.

Does this make sense to anyone?
>Angry frugal vagabond that looks down from a high elevation????
>Blossoming (orgasm) frugal knight looking at the resort near the mountains (as his wife is being turned into a tricycle by Ricardo, Romaine, and Omar)?
>Angry festive knight with admiration (of Ricardo's six pack and Omar's length)?

Cringe. Scrape it off with sandpaper you massive queer.

Well, it makes sense if you know your classical Chinese* , idioms (See the breakdown of the references I posted in the quote) and was a really big fan of those cultivation manga/manhwas . It does kinda flow but unless you're a hardcore Xianxia/Wuxia fan you'll just headscratch. I had look up one of the idioms before the meaning clicked.

It would be like if a Russian guy tattoos some lines from Cædmon's Hymn "Nū scylun hergan, hefaenrīcaes Uard" on himself. Yeah, it's technically "English", but 99% of English speakers are gonna look at you weird.

Spoiler: Literary spergatory

*Compared to modern Chinese it tends to leave a lot to inference (Assuming you know it already) and heavily abbreviated.

Original (40 words):

种豆南山下，草盛豆苗稀。
晨兴理荒秽，带月荷锄归。
道狭草木长，夕露沾我衣。
衣沾不足惜，但使愿无违。

Modern reading (77 words):

我在南山下种植豆子，地里野草茂盛豆苗稀疏。
清晨早起下地铲除杂草，夜幕降临披着月光才回家。
山径狭窄草木丛生，夜间露水沾湿了我的衣裳。
衣衫被沾湿并不可惜，只愿我不违背归隐心意。

(No, machine translates dont work well on either).

 

[Swole McPole]

Mr--K​

@RekietaLaw Ka-barr knives is more of a style these days than solely a brand. there literally thousands of imitations

This just isn't true. The only firm making a knife that's close to the traditional ka-bar pattern is Ontario Knife Company with the 498 Combat Knife. Spartan Blades are doing one in Magnacut but they are doing it in partnership with Ka-bar.

That's it. You can't even buy a chinesium shitter copy. If there were 'thousands of imitations' you'd be able to find one on Amazon. You can't. Go to Amazon's tactical knives section and try and find one. Literally, none at all.

Edit: OK, Smith and Wesson do one in a tanto pattern. But the tanto blade shape is hardly the classical ka-bar clip point.

 

[AnOminous]

It's weird that he seems to be doing it just to spite we few on this gaffer tape site.

All this faggot had to do was be a law talking guy and have an eternal source of income. But what did he decide do to? Oh yeah I'll be a cocksucking faggot instead and alienate my entire audience and turn into a homosexual cuck!

 

[Roboute Guilliman]

Ralph, Dick and now Rekieta, why do people who had Josh on there shows, why do they become lolcows? It almost like there is some sort of curse cast upon them. Curse of Kiwi Farms.

You forgot CRP

 

[AltisticRight]

Well, it makes sense if you know your classical Chinese*

4 characters are more akin to "成語" rather than any poetry, and I just cannot recall compound words that's so disjointed. The feeling is pretty weird, like a word you know is spelt wrong but you don't know where. Additionally, what does the tattoo artist know about any of this? Balldo was probably presented with a list of funny Asian drawings corresponding to its English language meaning and made to pick a few.

It's just random. If 節 was replaced, perhaps it'll make a little more sense. Like 怒俠遠瞻 or something, still stupid.

Well, I guess there are a bunch of weird ones so it could be forced to make sense.
2022，奇葩成语集锦

https://mp.weixin.qq.com/s?__biz=MzI1NzUwODg4OA==&mid=2247540628&idx=1&sn=20db3bae84e9d9c1b779158508f22392&chksm=ea144ce3dd63c5f58eb2908129d53d2ea960589babffb06464039c5bb4dd01d3b85fb40c2ddc&scene=27

Either way, "my words isn't your tattoo", Balldo.
I have a better proposition:
牛頭人綠帽仔
牛頭人 describes a Minotaur, a creature of great strength and vitality. You can call it a bull-humanoid hybrid.
綠帽仔 means someone who likes to wear green hats. The colour green symbolises growth, youth and liveliness.

Nick clearly has a style.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

4 characters are more akin to "成語" rather than any poetry, and I just cannot recall compound words that's so disjointed. The feeling is pretty weird, like a word you know is spelt wrong but you don't know where. Additionally, what does the tattoo artist know about any of this? Balldo was probably presented with a list of funny Asian drawings corresponding to its English language meaning and made to pick a few.

It's just random. If 節 was replaced, perhaps it'll make a little more sense. Like 怒俠遠瞻 or something, still stupid.

Well, I guess there are a bunch of weird ones so it could be forced to make sense.
2022，奇葩成语集锦

https://mp.weixin.qq.com/s?__biz=MzI1NzUwODg4OA==&mid=2247540628&idx=1&sn=20db3bae84e9d9c1b779158508f22392&chksm=ea144ce3dd63c5f58eb2908129d53d2ea960589babffb06464039c5bb4dd01d3b85fb40c2ddc&scene=27

Either way, "my words isn't your tattoo", Balldo.
I have a better proposition:
牛頭人綠帽仔
牛頭人 describes a Minotaur, a creature of great strength and vitality. You can call it a bull-humanoid hybrid.
綠帽仔 means someone who likes to wear green hats. The colour green symbolises growth, youth and liveliness.

Nick clearly has a style.
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He repeated the lore on his tattoo in the last week when someone brought it up. He totally used a dictionary and had someone check it. They were a native speaker and said it made sense.

Someone else said it: Nick is projecting what bothers him. Hard.

I wonder why no one noticed it before? Maybe because he started by associating and pointing bigger pieces of shite that no one noticed? Now in isolation, he looks bad all by himself.

 

[Associate Rick]

Looking from the Johnny Depp Trial to today:

• One man kept to himself, focused on his craft, focused on the law, traveled talking about the law in other states/countries, interviewed influential people about their experiences with the law, focused on creating a brand his audience would come back to, got a kitten, and maybe had one too many Depp grift streams.

One thing to add to that, I can't archive the tweet because twitter is fucking gay right now, but while Nick was ebegging to fund his lawsuit for calling monty a pedo, duiguy auctioned off his notebooks from the Depp trial and raised $15,000 that he donated to a childrens hospital in Depps name, hence this pic.

 

[Confetti Meringue]

He repeated the lore on his tattoo in the last week when someone brought it up. He totally used a dictionary and had someone check it. They were a native speaker and said it made sense.

Someone else said it: Nick is projecting what bothers him. Hard.

I wonder the story behind this native Chinese speaker. The most plausible answer is that they did not exist at all, and Nick is pulling people into existence to justify his poor decision making. This would fit into his pattern of refusing to admit fault, even if half truths or mental gymnastics are involved.

while Nick was ebegging to fund his lawsuit for calling monty a pedo, duiguy auctioned off his notebooks from the Depp trial and raised $15,000 that he donated to a childrens hospital in Depps name

Old Nick would have mentioned this to his audience, if not to help support a children's hospital, then to maintain a connection to a fellow content creator. His selfishness and progressive isolation have cost him both respect and the opportunity to enter the big leagues through Depp.

Think of it. There is a timeline not far from here where Nick also stood alongside Johnny Depp in celebration. But all of this has been squandered for hookers and blow.

 

[daddydeath42069]

Does he mean the audience he has attempted to cater so since weebwars?

Lmfao he's gonna call most of his own audience this while he poses naked with bottles between his legs. He seems to be in a rough battle with Ralph over who can be the biggest drunk embarrassment. Ralph is still winning but he's really acting like the little engine that could.