Containment What If?

Poppavalyim Andropoff said:
what if he found Donkey Kong instead & spent the last 20 years battling this Billy Mitchell fuckstick
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He would create poorly drawn comics featuring Pika Kong, the electric ape Pokémon. Later after much bullying and trolling, he would run over that Jew Billy Mitchell with his car, throw a trash can at a Gamestop employee, and smear feces on that witch Mary Lee Walsh. Eventually, a filthy fungus titted sociopath would convince him to break into a zoo and fuck a monkey. This would lead to the present day AIDS saga.
 
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Rick The Stick said:
Does anyone actually care about some faggot who lied about high scores? Thats chris chan levels of autism in itself.
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Nah, it's just fun to laugh at a loser who cares about it so much he's willing to lie and sue people over it. If he wasn't so proud about a video game from the 80's I honestly doubt people would've have gave a fuck enough to try and debunk him, but he had to become an autistic superfan of a children's game from over 20 years ago to jerk off his own ego.
 
Rick The Stick said:
Does anyone actually care about some faggot who lied about high scores? Thats chris chan levels of autism in itself.
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It's not the lying, it's the suing people for pointing it out, and driving that Apollo guy to suicide. Seriously fuck Billy Mitchell up the ass.
 
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Camel joe said:
What if Barbara died first and Chris raped bob.
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He'd drop an impromptu video titled "CWC Coming Out Da Closet" and it would feature Bob hogtied on the ground with duct tape over his mouth as Chris has Minister Sonichu preside over their wedding.
 
ToroidalBoat said:
What if the lolcow didn't commit incest and just lied that he did, but the legal system took it seriously?

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(Is that even possible?)
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They probably just took Chris into questioning and got him to incriminate himself within 10 seconds. They probably also talked to Barb and she said it was consensual which is probably why Chris was never charged with rape or elder abuse. I feel like if Barb said she was raped or they realized she had no idea where she was when they were talking to her they would have added charges.

That is what I consider most likely but honestly who knows? We never actually got a trial. They just locked Chris in a cell for 2 years and decided he spent enough time in jail that they didn't need to bother anymore. All we know is Chris went into great detail about how every 3rd day he would make out with Barb and put her into different sex positions until he found ones that didn't make her scream in pain.
 
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What if Chris came out as a gay drag queen before internet lumberjack died?
 
you wake up in the morning and you are chris chan in the year 2008, what do you do?
you have all your memories of your previous life, but you don't have chris's autism, but if you yourself have it, it crosses over
what would you do?
scenario 2, it's the year 2000 and you are chris chan after he just graduated high school, what do you do?
 
ToroidalBoat said:
What if the lolcow went "euphoric" around 2010 and became a stereotypical fedora-wearing "neckbeard" atheist?
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We'd have DawkinsDarwing and Scepticism to the extreme. If Chris still troons out in this universe, we'll get "DAE religion is Hitler, how can you not think I'm a reel gorl, you KKKristofascist bigot", "EID EPOP EID!" and maybe "Akshualy there was one religion with transgender priests, this means it's the one true religion".
What if Chris' troon out goes so well he really becomes a boyfriend-free girl and gets pregnant afterwards?
 
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What if Chris chan posted more on kiwi farms? and actually interacted with people here before like he did in the late 2000s to early 2010s. Would he have the lowest or highest reaction score here?
 
Saint Agustin said:
She would probably get pregnant at 15 and live on a trailer with her 4 kids and social security tugboat.
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She would most likely be some retarded fat woman with horrible hygiene that constantly reeks of rotten fish, (...like Chantal Sarault) and would also either end up in prison or in a tard home.
 
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