More post-jail sightings megathread

[Lizard Machine Bugs]

I really don't understand why people want to see him get anything other than removal from society. With everything he has done, I have no sympathy. Especially with how he let those kittens die. And of course what he just did...Even though I know Barb was abusive..

Well Chris is a pretty pathetic person, and all of the trolls, weens, enablers, and idea guys of the world provide an easy scape goat for whiteknights and those sympathetic to Chris to attribute all his negative traits and actions too. Never mind the fact he was already showing signs of narcissism and other disturbing behavior before that, and he was a grown adult when the Chris Chan "craze" all started.

 

[Deranged Jew]

If it is a step counter why is it on his ankle and not his wrist? Autism, among other things.

 

[Burd Turglar]

Do you really think they would just release CWC without a tracking device? He's still in the court system.

Yes. The American justice system is absolutely fucked.

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

If it is a step counter why is it on his ankle and not his wrist? Autism, among other things.

lmao that's probably the last question to ask about the guy who wears the sonichu medallion

 

[Deranged Jew]

lmao that's probably the last question to ask about the guy who wears the sonichu medallion

Exactly, it's the most fitting explanation. I tend to think it was provided by the facility, but is possible he bought it himself. Can't see him caring about fitness no matter who is trying to convince him to move more.

It's his blue heart being worn on his (foot) sleeve.

 

[Second-Hand Boat Supplies]

If it is a step counter why is it on his ankle and not his wrist?

I often use my feet and legs to take steps. The ankle would presumable shake the pedometer just as well

 

[deputydogshit2.0]

Apologies if this has already been addressed: if it was a court ordered monitor, how would he be able to get it over his sock? Are the bands that loose?

 

[AnOminous]

Apologies if this has already been addressed: if it was a court ordered monitor, how would he be able to get it over his sock? Are the bands that loose?

He's not in the custody of a court, he's in the custody of a tard home that is funded in pieces of bubblegum and peanuts.

 

[Chazzed Up]

Apparently a friend of someone involved with the Cwcki Official Discord Server saw Chris today.
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Why is he surprised Chris has blue hair? He's had that look for years.

 

[Rick The Stick]

Why is he surprised Chris has blue hair? He's had that look for years.

Why is anyone surprised about anything involving Chris?

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

Why is he surprised Chris has blue hair? He's had that look for years.

I think it's a better dye job than in the past. Maybe another resident at the tard home helped him. I think he would have had to bleach his hair first to get this shade of blue.

 

[innocent jogger]

wait Who’s the current mayor or cwcville while he’s in this situation

Asperchu.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Why is he surprised Chris has blue hair? He's had that look for years.

I think he would have had to bleach his hair first to get this shade of blue.

Before Jail of Fail, "Honor Roll" thought adding blue dye to sickly brown hair would magically make it "Battery Charged Blue". But instead it was a sickly greenish brown.

 

[Glowie]

If the wranglers really want to help Chris then they need to go beyond just giving him a nice place to live and a routine, if they continue to allow or enable his delusions he'll probably just relapse into his previous behavior after he leaves the home; if he ever does.

Chris can't live by himself, he can't work or function independently, Chris' hoarding habits would relapse and A logs would target him if he wasn't monitored (Pray for the poor tardwrangler who had read Christory)

 

[Kermit the Hog]

He's not in the custody of a court, he's in the custody of a tard home that is funded in pieces of bubblegum and peanuts.

It really sucks they let this motherfucker out of jail. I know a person that was under house arrest and had to wear a court ordered ankle monitor. They are huge.

As someone posted earlier that is probably one his group home fitted it with. You want to know where all your tards are when it comes round up time.

Or if one of them gets hit by a bus.

Oh great, my tag line says "fresh meat" and my avatar is a hog. Maybe I should have put more though into this user name?

 

[FinnSven]

Asperchu.

Jimmy Hill.

“Christine is a funny old autist, and absolutely anything can happen in those ninety minutes.”

 

[winlocker]

Apologies if this has already been addressed: if it was a court ordered monitor, how would he be able to get it over his sock? Are the bands that loose?

They're usually somewhat loose from what I've seen. Not loose enough to take off, but loose enough for that.

 

[bliblblblbbllb]

Paging @GenociderSyo
Would tard homes use little trackers that look like fitbits to gps lock on residents that are allowed to go shopping independantly?

I think it's highly unlikely.
If he's an active escape risk, that band could be easily broken off.
If it's for more "demented wandering", that band is not going to stop someone from wandering into a busy road- you need eyes on someone who wanders like that, not a tracker.
I can't imagine something that little has much range- so is it synced to someone's phone? This just gets into weird hippa data retention law space. You'd have to have a company smartphone or something. Who has the money for that?

I think it's a knock off fitbit pedometer Chris wears because autism, or even some piece of jewelery/silicone band with a magic spell etc on it. Even an identifier tag like people with allergies wear, or a pride tag.

I also think you guys kinda overestimate the effort the tard staff would put into rehabilitating Chris. Complicated schemes are too complicated for everyone to follow through on, most of all Chris. He's not a kid with an IEP. I'm sure he's not allowed to use social media or maybe the internet at all. I'm sure they have rules about cleaning, and routines in general. Are they sitting him down daily to go through Christory and beat the autism out of him? No.


I haven't had clients who were online lolcows but I've had clients who were on shows like Judge Judy and Dr. Oz. Not to mention the local newspapers. In the back office we all watched the clips and went "whoooah." That was it.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Paging @GenociderSyo
Would tard homes use little trackers that look like fitbits to gps lock on residents that are allowed to go shopping independantly?

I had a few parents do tracking things for their young kids with autism that liked to elope. But no one I worked with in group homes has ever been required to wear any piece of tracking equipment.

This is because its illegal in the us to use these systems on residents unless it is ordered by the court or a doctor (only seen this in nursing homes to make sure residents with dementia do not leave.) This is because they are deemed as a restraint device.

That looks like one of those off brand fit bits and some people do wear those on ankles. It actually makes sense if he has sensory issues due to autism that he would be wearing such a device on his ankle like that.

Offlabel and brand ankle fitbits.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm sure he's not allowed to use social media or maybe the internet at all.

There's absolutely no reason for that and if they're trying to get these tards jobs, it would be completely counterproductive.