Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Oughtism]

Tough, macho, manly-men discussing how exciting it is to get handed the bill:

Or assumed to eat meat as a vegetarian:

However, some bring up how sexist it is.

Is this a FtM version of bimboism often seen in MtFs? I hate both sides of the argument. Fortunately, you can find purely capitalist arguments against gender euphoria. Stay strong mah dudes, not an L at all!

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

It appears so, still, big gay homoman verbally manhandling pooner into pure temper tantrum is hilarious.

I don't think it's the same corrupted rainbow shield that protects the homosexual in this situation, pooners being women do not have drive and audacity of a troonoid man to push their bullshit in, so even within the LGTV hierarchy when met with an equal ( arguably lesser force according to oppression olympics ) force pooners don't have a leg to stand on, when a troon wants something he plays his victimhood card and if that doesn't work he uses his ogre appearance to scare opposition into submission, when pooner does the same all you see is an angry midget with squeaky voice who can be shutdown by telling them "no" until they suffer a mental breakdown, the gay man is fully aware of this, he knows that physical confrontation would never happen so all he needs to do is to break pooner's spirit by simply saying YWNBAM and not backing off.

Women who tell mtfs to fuck off quickly get in trouble with other women . That doesn't really happen with men.

 

[StillSpergingOnTheNet]

Women who tell mtfs to fuck off quickly get in trouble with other women . That doesn't really happen with men.

Very true, the entire Troonacy is driven by troons and their handmaidens with the pooners riding along pretending to be men but still acting like women.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Very true, the entire Troonacy is driven by troons and their handmaidens with the pooners riding along pretending to be men but still acting like women.

Lol I wish I could find that video from some courthouse, a Pooner that's all of about 5 feet tall trying to fight a security guard that just bodyslams her, and the Pooners Alice, who's gotta be 6'4" and built like a fucking line backer, is putting on this high pitched Emily Howard "I'm a Lady" voice and shrieking for help
Absolutely comical.
The tiny Pooner gets pinned to the ground, and Alice starts crying, and the Pooner is putting on this manly act going "it'll be ok babe" and trying to console him... its like a fucking Monty Python sketch.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

Lol I wish I could find that video from some courthouse, a Pooner that's all of about 5 feet tall trying to fight a security guard that just bodyslams her, and the Pooners Alice, who's gotta be 6'4" and built like a fucking line backer, is putting on this high pitched Emily Howard "I'm a Lady" voice and shrieking for help
Absolutely comical.
The tiny Pooner gets pinned to the ground, and Alice starts crying, and the Pooner is putting on this manly act going "it'll be ok babe" and trying to console him... its like a fucking Monty Python sketch.

was it this one: link to article in A&N (even if it isnt, still a good video. god, i love pooners)

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

was it this one: link to article in A&N (even if it isnt, still a good video. god, i love pooners)


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We also had a post about it in this thread:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/the-pooner-zoo.149432/post-15426082

Man, March feels like a long time ago. It's been an eventful year for tranny insanity.

 

[Procrastinhater]

was it this one: link to article in A&N (even if it isnt, still a good video. god, i love pooners)


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Lmfao I thought this was it but I remember this one "We're being suppressed!" this Alice sounds like Buffalo Bill, the one I was thinking of Alice sounded like Emily Howard from Little Britain.

EDIT - This might be it actually, now I hear the shrieking, I'm sure there's one with a troon putting on a high pitched voice though, I might have misremembered it.

 

[Heinous Fuckery]

You know, its all fun and games talking shit here with you autists, but another thing entirely when you spot a perfect stereotypical specimen in the wild. Out in the front yard washing the fun-size pickup truck like a real dood. Looking like a mid 70s Kristy McNichol (look that one up) with huge spacers, zipper-tits out, and ridiculously long board shorts. Surreal.
For a moment it felt like the Farms was gang-stalking me.

 

[Procrastinhater]

This is the Pooner that tried to fight the security guard at the State House and got BTFO, and the Pooners Alice that was being "actively suppressed."
Li'l Pooner looks genuinely deranged, she's lucky to have an Alice as loyal as that, "I want to go home with my husband!"

They're almost a stereotype of a Pooner and their Alice, the diminutive, but hyper aggressive Pooner, and the hulking, but ridiculously effete Alice towering over them.

 

[Sí.]

The pooner holding a cute pink sign about being yourself and the Alice holding a darker sign about how big his dick is.
Are we sure these are not paid actors?

 

[Procrastinhater]

The pooner holding a cute pink sign about being yourself and the Alice holding a darker sign about how big his dick is.
Are we sure these are not paid actors?

I'm totally with you. These fucks are so bizarre they approach the point of parody.
This is Peak Clownworld in action.
This is a Billboard Chris tweet from the time, taken from the A&N thread

The Pooners eyes crack me up. Alice just looks like your standard turbo autist neckbeard who fell into the clutches of the gender cult, but Li'l Pooner looks genuinely fucking insane, I would seriously not be surprised if the next time we saw her it was after she pulled a fucking Audrey Hale.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

Oh Jesus that is so fucking vile lol

Imagine the bacterial vaginosis and copious variety of infections poor li'l pooner is going to get. I bet her eyes weren't the only thing weeping after that.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Imagine the bacterial vaginosis and copious variety of infections poor li'l pooner is going to get. I bet her eyes weren't the only thing weeping after that.

Considering the average troons dubious hygeine and extremely part time relationship with showering I hate to think of the effects of this Pooner having fecal particles and ass sweat rubbed all over her "dick"
That can't be healthy.

 

[Lunatic Fringe]

That pink sign pooner looks like that nutter Jonty Bravery. Those are some utterly crazy eyes.

I've encountered an ungodly number of pooners in person these last few weeks. 10+ of them. They really are that pink and tiny.

 

[Heinous Fuckery]

I'm totally with you. These fucks are so bizarre they approach the point of parody.
This is Peak Clownworld in action.
This is a Billboard Chris tweet from the time, taken from the A&N thread
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The Pooners eyes crack me up. Alice just looks like your standard turbo autist neckbeard who fell into the clutches of the gender cult, but Li'l Pooner looks genuinely fucking insane, I would seriously not be surprised if the next time we saw her it was after she pulled a fucking Audrey Hale.
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I'm totally with you. These fucks are so bizarre they approach the point of parody.
This is Peak Clownworld in action.
This is a Billboard Chris tweet from the time, taken from the A&N thread
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The Pooners eyes crack me up. Alice just looks like your standard turbo autist neckbeard who fell into the clutches of the gender cult, but Li'l Pooner looks genuinely fucking insane, I would seriously not be surprised if the next time we saw her it was after she pulled a fucking Audrey Hale.
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Its Dood and Alice, trans superheros. I see a Netflix deal here.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

I'm totally with you. These fucks are so bizarre they approach the point of parody.
This is Peak Clownworld in action.
This is a Billboard Chris tweet from the time, taken from the A&N thread
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The Pooners eyes crack me up. Alice just looks like your standard turbo autist neckbeard who fell into the clutches of the gender cult, but Li'l Pooner looks genuinely fucking insane, I would seriously not be surprised if the next time we saw her it was after she pulled a fucking Audrey Hale.
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The poster couple for Zoomer Heterosexuality with Extra Steps.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

The poster couple for Zoomer Heterosexuality with Extra Steps.

It gives this meme a new context

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

You know, its all fun and games talking shit here with you autists, but another thing entirely when you spot a perfect stereotypical specimen in the wild. Out in the front yard washing the fun-size pickup truck like a real dood. Looking like a mid 70s Kristy McNichol (look that one up) with huge spacers, zipper-tits out, and ridiculously long board shorts. Surreal.
For a moment it felt like the Farms was gang-stalking me.

Need pic bc this is the last kristy mcnichols I knew ("tomboyish," back then) (yes, that's Matt Dillon).




Oh, maybe you meant:



Had to include this bc 100% I had this mag, from 1978:



(never liked her, but as she is a woman, I felt I had to protect her name)

 

[Heinous Fuckery]

Need pic bc this is the last kristy mcnichols I knew ("tomboyish," back then) (yes, that's Matt Dillon).
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Oh, maybe you meant:

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Had to include this bc 100% I had this mag, from 1978:

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(never liked her, but as she is a woman, I felt I had to protect her name)

This is damn near dead on, the pooner just had slightly shorter hair.

 

[Meiwaku]

Okay I'm about to lay some knowledge on you about America that I just learned:

If you see a pooner in a coffee shop, that shit is GOOD (Starcucks doesn't count). This is one of the only things Pooners are proficient in. They are goddesses of caffeine.

I just got served by a full zippertit 19 year old 5'5 with a frog voice and a he/him pronoun pin wearing chekered jeans and this thing was handcrafted by Prudentia herself.

Yes, to go to these places you must indeed view and sit by the troon, beta male, deathfat, danger hair, and well meaning liberal girl (all white) who are talking about Diversity (tm). You must indeed listen to whatever shitty music is on. Enjoy the "ambiance" that is usually an unfinished concrete floor, house plants, and exposed brick

But you will.
You.
WILL.

Have the best Goddamn frappalappacappusheeno of your entire goddamn life hand crafted by that emotionally stunted zoomer.

I am, according to journalists, the 6th most transphobic poster on this website and I rate this coffee 100% worth the experience.