Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy
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God you are right.
Damn I am stupid. Still I believe that Amber gets paid more but it was foolish to write that without proof reading.
I need a dunce hat.
Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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Damn I am stupid. Still I believe that Amber gets paid more but it was foolish to write that without proof reading.
I need a dunce hat.
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drama regarding my breakup, retail therapy, & haul (new purses, decor, etc.) | vlog
Hippy Dippy
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Man are we all ever dumb. She will decide what she exposes us to even though it’s our money that’s paying for her fucking purse hauls and McDonalds blue tinted sugar water. If ever there was a case for cancel culture, this is the bitch supreme-o who deserves it. I’m almost spanking myself, I’m so ashamed. How dare we expect a truthful walk down her relationship alley? Who exactly do we, as a conglomerate of worshipers, think we are?
What she has made loud and clear is this. She speaks. We listen. It may be true, or it may not. Like a well-sharpened pencil, ya’ll, the point is that everything up to this molment in her life can be subject to interpretation. Fantasies, lies, semi-truths, imaginary friends for all we know and that’s what you get. Stop asking her for personal, honest answers. She’s stoned as fuck and not going to take it anymore. If you don’t like living the lesbian limbo then back on off the Lego train and jump the track. Her rules, her diet, her closet and her destiny (pardon the pun).
It should be enough that we have access to what earrings, makeup, toys, tv shows, books and food she attends to on the daily. If the last zillion years of her YouTube life have taught us anything, it’s that she’s about as boring as Trump with an erection. She’s an INFLUENCER and don’t you know it. You all better remember that. Shape up or ship out. Her time has come. Faline isn’t the only one she’s disappointed in. We have failed her.
Sigh. I’m done. Narcissism and mental instability aside, she’s a whack. I was really only here for the animals anyways.
What she has made loud and clear is this. She speaks. We listen. It may be true, or it may not. Like a well-sharpened pencil, ya’ll, the point is that everything up to this molment in her life can be subject to interpretation. Fantasies, lies, semi-truths, imaginary friends for all we know and that’s what you get. Stop asking her for personal, honest answers. She’s stoned as fuck and not going to take it anymore. If you don’t like living the lesbian limbo then back on off the Lego train and jump the track. Her rules, her diet, her closet and her destiny (pardon the pun).
It should be enough that we have access to what earrings, makeup, toys, tv shows, books and food she attends to on the daily. If the last zillion years of her YouTube life have taught us anything, it’s that she’s about as boring as Trump with an erection. She’s an INFLUENCER and don’t you know it. You all better remember that. Shape up or ship out. Her time has come. Faline isn’t the only one she’s disappointed in. We have failed her.
Sigh. I’m done. Narcissism and mental instability aside, she’s a whack. I was really only here for the animals anyways.
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Why is she sitting on a toilet in that thumbnail? Trying to attract fetishists?
Choker makes it look like her head was cut off and sewed back on.
Lip gloss AND chest fat? Shirt tugging to draw attention? Gorl is desperate for a new caretaker.
I wonder if she puts in a ton of jumpcuts just so we won't notice them as much when she actually cuts out something incriminating.
No singing. It is not cute.
Some of us have been buckling purses into carts for decades now, but thanks. Also watch your shit while in public, even if it's buckled.
Films walking around a shop to show that she isn't 100% bedbound. Subtle.
Pretend we don't notice that Twinkie is licking inside Amber's mouth. Just white girl things.
CHEST FAT! Chest fat with Band-Aid to draw attention, also redness from the dog being up there.
NOTICE THE DAMN CHEST FAT!
Slushie, phone call, messy hair and did you notice the CHEST FAT?
Shopping haul, because who doesn't love buying a ton of shit right before a move?
Lego toys for show and tell.
CHEST! FAT! ALL! ANGLES!
Purses that no one including Amber cares about.
Amber is not a normal human, that is why people watch and react. Duh. No one cares about the feelings of a ... whatever she is. Dance monkey, dance.
Choker makes it look like her head was cut off and sewed back on.
Lip gloss AND chest fat? Shirt tugging to draw attention? Gorl is desperate for a new caretaker.
I wonder if she puts in a ton of jumpcuts just so we won't notice them as much when she actually cuts out something incriminating.
No singing. It is not cute.
Some of us have been buckling purses into carts for decades now, but thanks. Also watch your shit while in public, even if it's buckled.
Films walking around a shop to show that she isn't 100% bedbound. Subtle.
Pretend we don't notice that Twinkie is licking inside Amber's mouth. Just white girl things.
CHEST FAT! Chest fat with Band-Aid to draw attention, also redness from the dog being up there.
NOTICE THE DAMN CHEST FAT!
Slushie, phone call, messy hair and did you notice the CHEST FAT?
Shopping haul, because who doesn't love buying a ton of shit right before a move?
Lego toys for show and tell.
CHEST! FAT! ALL! ANGLES!
Purses that no one including Amber cares about.
Amber is not a normal human, that is why people watch and react. Duh. No one cares about the feelings of a ... whatever she is. Dance monkey, dance.
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She is so fucking obnoxious in her new video. She's planning on moving, talks about needing to go through storage and Goodwill shit, and she's still buying shit. I've moved 6 times so far in my life, and if I know I'm moving soon, I don't buy shit. Just food. She cannot stop shopping and eating. Full ConsumerLynn in full throttle with the shopping and eating despite talking about wanting to lose weight and move. She's stuck on the hamster wheel going nowhere.
Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy
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The amount of full body shots is a clear sign of that she is on look for a new caretaker. The toilet scene makes her head so small compared to her body. It's surreal.
Literally at 11:20 she just jams god damn camera into her chest.
She somehow managed to stuff her chest fat into the cup of her bra thus making her tits look bigger than they are.
Also I'm just in shocked to see how much shit this fucking cow has in her closet. It's packed to the gills.
I just don't understand shopping addiction to be real with y'all. Like drugs, alcohol, sex, gambling, food, risky acts, yes they all make sense.
But clothing you will never wear? Why?
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Plot Summary with commentary - much shorter than usual, because bitch ain't worth my time. Let's go.
TL;DR: Cuntent, but less weepy than previous videos. Delta8 is out, and Delta9 is in for its more 'euphoria inducing' effects (which I'm sure will be no different, as her dopamine centres must be FUCKED by now). Jade picked up Ambo for a day trip (Marshalls to buy more crap), then dumped her back off to be alone in the apartment. Amber pretends that Jade phones her 'from the other room' Lots of bullshit of Amber showing off her fake legos and purses, and lots of boob shots. Amber shits on her audience for the last 5 minutes of the video. The toilet scene is from a montage near the beginning of the video, where she pretends to clean her apartment and go about her day with the lyrics "toxic gossip train" stuck in her head.
Sitting in the usual spot by the window, wallowing in self-pity. Time heals all wounds for everyone except Amber, as she's feeling worse every day. This of course has everything to do with Amber being a corky gorl, and NOTHING to do with the fact that she's going out of her way to wallow and make herself feel as miserable as possible. Amber keeps saying she's 'grieving', but it sounds like she's saying that she's 'greeding' (which actually makes more sense). No Delta 8 for her... she took half a Delta NINE gummy to "enchance the uphoria feeling", because she NEEDS the ego trip of everyone messaging her with shit like "You're hurting yourself Amber. We care about you and want you to stop." It's unlikely the gummy had any effect, as her dopamine receptors would be absolutely FRIED by now due to her excessive gluttonous behaviour.
JUMPCUT!! A montage of Ambo off-key singing of the line "toxic gossip train" over and over again during various 3 second clips of her pretending to clean her apartment. There is time travel mixed in the pretending, as she shows herself assembling a knockoff lego project which she already showed us as complete in the last video. More proof that Jade is gone, as there is NO WAY anyone could tolerate such obnoxious behaviour without committing homicide. Though in all fairness, this IS the most effort she's put into her vlogs since... ever.
Jade invited Amber along to Marshalls, so we can watch Amber hurple and struggle to breathe while she shops for fugly purses. skunky perfume, journals, and junk food because she's 'greeding'. OMG content. I was hoping that Jade would pull a Destiny and leave her ass there, but sadly the outing was uneventful.
TWINKIE!!! Sadly, she doesn't bite Ambo's face.
Booboo on Ambo's boobie, and she makes sure to show multiple gross titty shots during this video. Drinking Drain-O from a clear cup.... Romulan Ale?... Oh! McDonalds slushie. 'Greeding', right. Answers a phonecall from Jade, and lies that Jade is calling from another room of the apartment.
Marshalls' haul! I'll save you time: useless junk that will disappear into her hoard, and won't be seen again until it's time to dump it at the GoodWill.
LEGO Update. See, the Japanese Street View sets ARE cuter than the regular Street Corner Shop ones! Ambo's going to sell the LEGO brand sets and give the off-brand ones to a kid in need.... by selling them on Marketplace. Ambo doesn't understand that LEGO (and compatible building block) pieces can be taken apart, mixed, and then put together in combinations OTHER than the ones shown in the instruction manual from the kit.
JUMPCUT!! Into the closet to declutter the purses (which will once again become a hoarded mess within a month or two)!
JUMPCUT!! Getting ready for bed (in her bra), but takes the opportunity to be a total cunt to her audience. Ambo gets mad that a viewer called her breakup "dry as fuck", and spends about 5 minutes raging at her viewers and reaction channels. She tells her viewers that this isn't a reality show, because reality shows are scripted and FAKE (while showing us scripted and fake content throughout her entire time on YouTube). Reaction channels are milking her breakup for everything it's worth (but of course Ambo isn't - oh wait, she is, but it's okay for HER to monetize her pain).
Ambo feels like she's losing herself.
I FOUND HER!! ... Oh wait, I think that's actually Chantal... Nevermind.
JUMPCUT!! A montage of Ambo off-key singing of the line "toxic gossip train" over and over again during various 3 second clips of her pretending to clean her apartment. There is time travel mixed in the pretending, as she shows herself assembling a knockoff lego project which she already showed us as complete in the last video. More proof that Jade is gone, as there is NO WAY anyone could tolerate such obnoxious behaviour without committing homicide. Though in all fairness, this IS the most effort she's put into her vlogs since... ever.
Jade invited Amber along to Marshalls, so we can watch Amber hurple and struggle to breathe while she shops for fugly purses. skunky perfume, journals, and junk food because she's 'greeding'. OMG content. I was hoping that Jade would pull a Destiny and leave her ass there, but sadly the outing was uneventful.
TWINKIE!!! Sadly, she doesn't bite Ambo's face.
Booboo on Ambo's boobie, and she makes sure to show multiple gross titty shots during this video. Drinking Drain-O from a clear cup.... Romulan Ale?... Oh! McDonalds slushie. 'Greeding', right. Answers a phonecall from Jade, and lies that Jade is calling from another room of the apartment.
Marshalls' haul! I'll save you time: useless junk that will disappear into her hoard, and won't be seen again until it's time to dump it at the GoodWill.
LEGO Update. See, the Japanese Street View sets ARE cuter than the regular Street Corner Shop ones! Ambo's going to sell the LEGO brand sets and give the off-brand ones to a kid in need.... by selling them on Marketplace. Ambo doesn't understand that LEGO (and compatible building block) pieces can be taken apart, mixed, and then put together in combinations OTHER than the ones shown in the instruction manual from the kit.
JUMPCUT!! Into the closet to declutter the purses (which will once again become a hoarded mess within a month or two)!
JUMPCUT!! Getting ready for bed (in her bra), but takes the opportunity to be a total cunt to her audience. Ambo gets mad that a viewer called her breakup "dry as fuck", and spends about 5 minutes raging at her viewers and reaction channels. She tells her viewers that this isn't a reality show, because reality shows are scripted and FAKE (while showing us scripted and fake content throughout her entire time on YouTube). Reaction channels are milking her breakup for everything it's worth (but of course Ambo isn't - oh wait, she is, but it's okay for HER to monetize her pain).
Ambo feels like she's losing herself.
I FOUND HER!! ... Oh wait, I think that's actually Chantal... Nevermind.
TL;DR: Cuntent, but less weepy than previous videos. Delta8 is out, and Delta9 is in for its more 'euphoria inducing' effects (which I'm sure will be no different, as her dopamine centres must be FUCKED by now). Jade picked up Ambo for a day trip (Marshalls to buy more crap), then dumped her back off to be alone in the apartment. Amber pretends that Jade phones her 'from the other room' Lots of bullshit of Amber showing off her fake legos and purses, and lots of boob shots. Amber shits on her audience for the last 5 minutes of the video. The toilet scene is from a montage near the beginning of the video, where she pretends to clean her apartment and go about her day with the lyrics "toxic gossip train" stuck in her head.
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This thumbnail is one of her best.
Are you there Necky? It's me Amber's asshole.
Confirms what I suspected about her toileting habits, she spreads her cheeks to the side like a pianist does with their coattails before sitting on the piano bench.
That fucking thumbnail man
, wearing her crown of grease upon her liars porcelain throne.Just like her life, in the shitter.
"I ate McDick's today, an extra value meal.."
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Every time Amberlynn throws away another couple hundred dollars worth of stuff I imagine the nice little McMansion she could OWN by now if she had invested her money into real estate instead of cheap handbags, earrings, journals, tarp clothes, lip gloss, legos and food.
Ayygs and Layygs
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Jesus fuck the size of her sitting on that toilet. It really is shocking everytime we see more than her moon face.
Well that's what I get for watching the reaction instead of the archive.
Also, she'd have to admit to her audience she's spent 2 years lying about who Jade is. She wants so desperately to be seen as the perpetual victim she would never.
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So this is how she shits. Guys, any idea how she manages to wipe?
Following question: how many pounds can a modern toilet hold? How does she know her booty hole is over the toilet hole? How does she climb off the toilet afterwards? Her knees are rapidly going to shit if she has to lean forward, put all her weight on them, and pull herself up every damn time.
I HAVE SO MANY THOUGHTS OF HER TOILET ROUTINE NOW
the weeknd warrior
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The door being as wide as her and that handle bar behind her signifies a disabled unit. These toilets are usually reinforced to code and I suspect the bowl itself is wider than the tank is giving. She's still not fitting though, so she shits in the shower and lets it rain on her ankleballs.
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She absolutely does not fit on this toilet. Looka t how far away her back is from teh toilet tank. This is due to her SHELF ASS. There is neear zero way her asshole is over the water. At best her turds hit at the front of the bowl due to how big her asshelf is and those cheeks are against the tank.
There is NO TOILET PAPER in site. Is it agains the wall by the door? or on the camera's right (her left?) if it is its far away AF and she' snot reaching it.
You mentino the door. That door opens INWARD towards the toilet. So the door has to open until it hits the toilet. Kind of awkward on its own. But amber has to walk all the way in, and then close the door.. Further That door again has to open all the way into the toilet. but amber is over half way up ont eh door. So she is sitting SO FAR on the endge of the toilet seat its rediculous. Think about it. For that toilet to be able to open to 90 degrees (fully open) and hit the toilet, the hinge of the door has to be at least at the edge of the toilet seat. Amber is over halfway over the edge of the door. Her body is on the DAINTY EDGE of that toilet with her ass shelf hitting the back.
Also, if she pulls an Elvis while on the toilet. no ones getting in.
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She probably uses the bathtub/shower and runs the water to rinse. I don't know what compelled me to write such a gross this, even if it's 90% possible.
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It's lower than her weight of 469.4 lbs on Jan 27, 2018.
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I don't know anything about disabled apartment units but if you're talking about the bar that's behind her poop bun in that screenshot where she's sitting on the toilet, I'm pretty sure that's a bar for hanging towels on (not surprised she doesn't have any hanging up -- no more laundry service these days).
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"People are monetizing my pain" - Amberlynn Reid: Pain Pimp and Professional Victim.
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That's not a handle bar, it's a towel rack. If it was a disabled unit the door would not be this close to the toilet. Maybe it's because she's so gigantic that I can't fathom it with her in the shot, but I don't understand how that door can even fully open with the toilet right behind it. It looks like the door jam is directly lined up with the toilet so when the door opens it would bang into the bowl.
the weeknd warrior
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You're right. I should have pointed out the placement. The Beau is the only floor plan with a bathroom door that swings into the toilet, but her plan is heavily modified.
Seen here, her's is way lower (not allowing me to upload images so posting links):
Shots from other bathroom layouts:
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"People are saying, I'm not giving specifics on my break up, yeah it's called boundries"
This coming from someone who has shown us:
1. several pics of a shit loaded blood and clot-filled toilet.
2. Showering
3. Her partners in the toliet or shower
4. PDA with Dusty
5. A minor in a dressing room/dusty as well in a dressing room and having a minor pull up her shirt and pull down her shorts to show us her bathing suit.
6. countless disrespect of her partners boundaries. (showing their addresses, licence plates on their cars, doxing them, showing them when they didnt wanna be filmed, showing a child under 2 whose mother did not want on you tube, vid is still up cause fuck people who arent Amber amirite?)
7. Aired out other peoples dirty laundry like the cunt she is.
8. Her cash filled wallet several times to flex on the haydurs
9. And my favs lied about being SA'd and molested.
10. The outside of a funeral home while chatting to her show witted gee eff who just lost her uncle about how nice the trees outside the funeral home are..
11. The inside of a family gym (when she went with krystle) that says specifically NO FILMING, but she did it anyway and showed kids playing in the gym pool.
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST!
12. Amber shitting herself whilst choking on a tater!
This bitch gonna fuck around and have another mass unsub shrimpgate she keeps on
This coming from someone who has shown us:
1. several pics of a shit loaded blood and clot-filled toilet.
2. Showering
3. Her partners in the toliet or shower
4. PDA with Dusty
5. A minor in a dressing room/dusty as well in a dressing room and having a minor pull up her shirt and pull down her shorts to show us her bathing suit.
6. countless disrespect of her partners boundaries. (showing their addresses, licence plates on their cars, doxing them, showing them when they didnt wanna be filmed, showing a child under 2 whose mother did not want on you tube, vid is still up cause fuck people who arent Amber amirite?)
7. Aired out other peoples dirty laundry like the cunt she is.
8. Her cash filled wallet several times to flex on the haydurs
9. And my favs lied about being SA'd and molested.
10. The outside of a funeral home while chatting to her show witted gee eff who just lost her uncle about how nice the trees outside the funeral home are..
11. The inside of a family gym (when she went with krystle) that says specifically NO FILMING, but she did it anyway and showed kids playing in the gym pool.
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST!
12. Amber shitting herself whilst choking on a tater!
This bitch gonna fuck around and have another mass unsub shrimpgate she keeps on
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