Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 15.8%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 5 1.3%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 98 24.9%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 69 17.6%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 159 40.5%
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Sewer Rat said:
Didn't Nick very recently called most vtuber, anime, weebs pedophiles too?
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I am unaware of that. I only know that at one point Rekieta tried to get to get Pippa Pimkin on his channel, and it didn't go so well. Something about her network (Phase Connect) vetoing the idea. This apparently made Nick and Coomalot rather salty and it's been an ongoing struggle session.

I'm sure somebody here can explain it way better than I just did.

Pippa's Greasy KB said:
Nick claimed that he had been using social media too much and it's not fair to his wife and kids and therefore will be cutting down on it...but Nick seems to be tweeting more than ever this month compared the past year.

So what social media was he using when he was using too much of it? Instagram? Is he active there?
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Probably Locals.

The logs seem to suggest that he's cut back on it as the "fun" has decreased. His claim about the wife and kids could provide convenient cover for why he's not using it as much.

I suspect that when Nick was whining to Null about the Farms allegedly messing with him, he had @Himedall All-seeing Waifu on his mind. But if he's referring to Himdale, he fundamentally misapplying the "observe and report" rule. Logging publicly accessible chat and messages via robot is not neghole pozzing. That's entirely consistent with the purpose of the site. He damn well knows this too, because it paid dividends for him and Ty Beard during Weeb Wars. He's just assmad because he's getting less ass-thong pictures, and can't articulate it in a way that doesn't make him look like a coomer or hypocrite. I found extremely interesting that when Null asked him to name names, and cite examples, Nick couldn't or wouldn't do it.

 
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Himedall All-seeing Waifu said:
P.S. Put the timestamp in the URL
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I will accept the constructive criticism as I see my final link to Kurt's stream doesn't work, but I would note that if you look back, I did add a timestamp to the URL.

I actually spent a considerable amount of time troubleshooting the original Lolcow LLC post.

The media originally wouldn't embed properly from YT because I'm assuming it was fucky with Kurt still being live.

Then I had to guess at timestamps because the stream was still live and I spent considerable time finding the original quote.

Then when once the stream ended, I updated the post with a more exact timestamp, but it wouldn't display properly in Tor despite working just fine when imported to Brave.

Even now on testing, Tor won't recognize my timestamp while copying to Brave works just fine.

Edit: To not doublepost
Sewer Rat said:
by social media he probably means his locals, I mean is the only thing that consumes his online time and it's filled with negative things for him, he can't cut down that too much tho, since his paypigs are paying for him to appear in the chat and talk to them.
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Captain Manning said:
The logs seem to suggest that he's cut back on it as the "fun" has decreased. His claim about the wife and kids could provide convenient cover for why he's not using it as much.
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There's a post here in the thread several hundred pages back from @Himedall All-seeing Waifu noting that she checks the Panoptes logs each time specifically for Rekieta's chat involvement.

IIRC, Nick has all but disappeared from his own Locals since January and the shuttering of his Discord after a few months of hot&heavy use in the fall between the beginning of the 24/7 chat and Lady Rackets' disappearance after the bottle and lingerie pics.

If Nick is wasting his days in Locals present day, he's only lurking at this point.
 
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AnOminous said:
That looked like a Randazza move to me. Also I don't consider that hypocritical in particular, or at least in a way that matters to me. You're playing law, you make the legal arguments that have a chance of winning.
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Kurt is too autistic to get the difference between how you want things to be and how things are

edit: grammar
 
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Arcade Gannon said:
What's his favorite anime? Berserk?
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I have my doubts that Nick has ever seen Berserk.

If you ask me, I think Nick's embrace of anime fandom was largely a grift. Back when I used to talk to Nick, he seemed to have only a cursory understanding or even interest in anime. I think his continued attendance at Anime Matsuri is inertia from his Vic days, along with AM's embrace right-of-center guests that other conventions write-off as too controversial (not just Nick, but also people like Eric July).

If were you ask me which Lawtuber is the genuine weeb, my money is on Legal Mindset. Dude literally wanted to move to Japan but couldn't get in due to COVID restrictions. South Korea was plan B.

You'd think it would be Kurt, but Kurt doesn't seem that enthralled with anime.


The above clip is pretty funny. He describes his AM experience like that of a pilgrim in an unholy land. There's some not-too-subtitle criticism of Rekieta at the end.

Mordecai 3 Finger Brown said:
There's a post here in the thread several hundred pages back from @Himedall All-seeing Waifu noting that she checks the Panoptes logs each time specifically for Rekieta's chat involvement.

IIRC, Nick has all but disappeared from his own Locals since January and the shuttering of his Discord after a few months of hot&heavy use in the fall between the beginning of the 24/7 chat and Lady Rackets' disappearance after the bottle and lingerie pics.
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That's more or less my understanding as well. That robot really fucked up Rekieta's Locals.

It's still not cow-tipping though. I could easily see the "goddamned kids" cope being proffered as a excuse as to why he hardly wants to participate anymore.
 
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Captain Manning said:
I have my doubts that Nick has ever seen Berserk.

If you ask me, I think Nick's embrace of anime fandom was largely a grift. Back when I used to talk to Nick, he seemed to have only a cursory understanding or even interest in anime. I think his continued attendance at Anime Matsuri is inertia from his Vic days, along with AM's embrace right-of-center guests that other conventions write-off as too controversial (not just Nick, but also people like Eric July).
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I would agree. Besides Redo of Healer, DBZ, and Evangenlion, he hasn't talked about any other anime even during the time before the great unbecoming. I guess that should have rang some bells but the weeb audience kept giving him shekels.
 
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Captain Manning said:
I have my doubts that Nick has ever seen Berserk.

If you ask me, I think Nick's embrace of anime fandom was largely a grift.
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I also agree with this, the Vic case was his jumpstart into being a big youtuber (before the JD trial) and when anime fans give him money, or shill their products while giving him money (like the dragons treasure guy) he is happy to be a nerdy anime guy, but if there's no money involved you can hear the disdain Nick has for weebs, he obviously think they are all losers, virgins, pedos, etc.
the recent drama with pipkin pippa made it clear too, out of nowhere he started insulting not her or her company, but the fans, calling them parasocial pedos sick in the head, curious thing is, everything he called anime fans can be applied to his locals fans and winemoms.
 
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Lady Rackets Ass said:
This is the one I was thinking about he was gushing about it early last year telling people to watch it, but it sounds like straight up rape porn
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It all makes sense now why he was gushing over it and willing do to the episode by episode reviews. It's exactly his kink. Who really knows what went down at Hedonism 2 now :cryblood:
 
mindlessobserver said:
JUST STOP TALKING ABOUT SEX! ITS ALL YOU HAVE TO DO!

also stop drinking so much and get more sleep.
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"just stop talking about sex"
says the man that explained in excruciating detail how he elongated his ballsack and introduced it into a plastic dildo in order to penetrate his wife to make her feel something
 
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So when he said he was gonna scale back on the degeneracy on friday show... Screenshot_20230714-232147.jpg
 
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Captain Manning said:
I'm gonna be (perhaps too) generous and say that, given the mediocrity of the complaint that Schneider drafted, and the general distasteful nature of Monty, Nick wasn't wrong to offer some initial resistance after the suit was filed. He also wanted to try this hail-marry Colorado thing, and he got to do exactly that. I think it was a rather silly long-shot strategy, and I do think it shows hypocrisy, but it's his money.

All that being said, given Judge Fischer's recent decision, now might actually be a good idea to stop being an obstinate man-baby and arrange a sit-down with Schneider.

Because if you think about it, even if Monty only gets nominal damages with respect to defamation per se, Nick STILL lost to a watermelon fucker, Nick is STILL out a metric fuckton of money to Randazza, and Nick's not exactly pulling in the money he used to.

But Nick is "ODD," so... I ain't holding my breath here. I just can't help but shake the feeling that a less "bombastic" defendant, with similar means to Rekieta, would have probably picked up the phone after he got the bad news on Tuesday.
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Obviously Monty is considerably less likable than Vic, but that's a piss poor argument in favor of calling somebody a pedo without any evidence. I've noted early on that what Nick did could actually get somebody yeeted off KF. Null seems to take a dim view of it.

For some reason it's really amusing to me that even KF is like "Bro, that's out of line. Mock him for his watermelon fucking, but don't call him a pedo without evidence." LOL.
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Rekieta thinks he's exempt, Null knows he's not. After the troon bar complaints Rekieta should have realized that crazies are now allowed to trample on "his turf" and trying to skirt the well known line of the law while daring some nut to actually sue you thinking you can fall back on specifics you aren't sure about is a move that the laws of probability will eventually not favor. He didn't actually want to kill this early, he wanted to use it, he almost immediately went for Randazza. I assume when he contacted Schneider he wanted to make threats hinting about bringing in the big guns rather than actually just making the case go away. When did he consider "you know, I might have fucked up the way I worded that" rather than try to make it a content crusade?
 
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Pippa's Greasy KB said:
So when he said he was gonna scale back on the degeneracy on friday show...View attachment 5211542
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I guess no interesting cases or things are going on in the world. All the problems are fixed and the patriots are in control. All the judges retired in fact because nobody breaks laws and the courthouses haven't been used in months. Its the only explanation that makes sense as to why he won't cover law.
 
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Sewer Rat said:
who the fuck is that? are Nick's numbers so low he is inviting e-whores now? is he trying to replicate the Whatever podcast? why is Coomalot shirtless?
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Doesn't seem to be helping as he is on the front page and it's almost half of what he normally gets, on YT he is only getting 1.1k. The people who the e-thots appeal to don't want to watch this type of content. They want to see them get dicked down and not their opinions on things.
 
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