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Young Ethan stares at me with a stoic expression, as if this moment would become a new turning point in the timeline, before breaking out in a long dolphin laugh and turning the car towards an oncoming semi.
š· Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit
- Thread starter PhoBingas
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- Jun 3, 2020
I know we're here to make fun of the pig monster, but man those two pictures are such a sad thing to look at side by side.
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- Jan 9, 2023
"Bish, imma do more drugs and die quicker"
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- Oct 27, 2021
Don't feel bad. He thinks any news (talk) is good news (talk). He doesn't care, because he thinks 1) it will mean viewers and 2) we all actually like (hate-like) him. He has no comprehension of the revulsion some have for him. His damaged brain thinks his critics secretly like him.I know we're here to make fun of the pig monster, but man those two pictures are such a sad thing to look at side by side.
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- Oct 15, 2021
Fuck that's rough. At this point, there must be some malevolent force keeping him from dying. damn.
edit: It's not malevolent, it's God. The ralphamale will turn his life around and show us what turning to Christ can do for you!
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- Mar 9, 2022
Jesus, he looks like he has Scabies, which from what I have read and heard from Ralph, might not be too far off.
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- Jun 12, 2021
AF events for Ralph are like bronycon's for Chris Chan, I hope we get a video of him in gunt hog defense mode, or dancing with invisible andrew tate.
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- Mar 30, 2021
Iād be shocked if Ralph hasnāt completely fried any ability to form short term memories. He sounded lobotomized in his most recent video and Iām convinced that the only way he has any idea whatās going on is the Internetās constant reminders of what an ass he makes of himself daily.
Havenāt kept up on Ralph the last couple months because heās been boring but he looks and sounds absolutely awful. Heās not making it to 40. No way.
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- Apr 2, 2019
Tbf, the picture on the left is of him freshly out of prison - a highly controlled environment where he didn't have the luxury of slowly killing himself with substances and had literally nothing to do but workout. Pre-prison, he was hella fat, even if his skin didn't look like it was rotting at that point. Prison was literally the best thing for him.
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- Dec 17, 2019
I never realized leprosy could infect swine. Ya learn a lil something every day.
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- Apr 21, 2023
If Ralph dies, heāll be the only death attributed to us where everyone, troons and kiwis alike, weāll be like
āYeah itās kinda sad I guess but it was Ethan Ralph, soā¦..you know.ā
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- Apr 12, 2021
You will have time to ponder your flaggotry as you are devoured by worms and disease in the hell of humid heat of Merida. A thousand Killstreams shall you suffer.
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- Sep 29, 2022
Lol, glad I wasn't the only one who thought of making a Fallout reference. 10/10 bud.
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- Jan 6, 2022
bitch got leprosy how the fuck did this wigger get leprosy
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- Mar 13, 2021
I love how he throws the legal papers in the bin for dramatic effect and misses the big ass trash can because he is somehow high in an airport.
Then he starts fishing out the papers from the trash because he realized that he is a stupid idiot and he probably needs those papers to counter Vicker' bullshit.
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- May 13, 2023
aww, it looks like somebody has a real heart full of sweetness!
it looks like Ralph got an generous donation to his fundraiser, 100 buckaroos!
"You are not forgotten. I hope you win this mate."
lol oof, thats like a "get well soon" when youre on your death bed
edit: forgot to add image -_-
it looks like Ralph got an generous donation to his fundraiser, 100 buckaroos!
"You are not forgotten. I hope you win this mate."
lol oof, thats like a "get well soon" when youre on your death bed
edit: forgot to add image -_-
The dude looks like a toxic avenger character. I give him a year at most to live but like always he finds away to keep going and being a massive retard.
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- Mar 24, 2016
He truly looks deformed now. What alcohol and getting found out does to a motherfucker.I know we're here to make fun of the pig monster, but man those two pictures are such a sad thing to look at side by side.
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- Feb 1, 2021
How is it that the universe created someone so fucking retarded that you'd almost, kinda of want to feel sympathy for Ethan Ralph (someone whose problems are created wholly by his own selfishness and narcicissm)?
"Vickers' already had a permanent disability prior to the alledged events. He was born a massisve faggot your honor. One who is abusing the legal system of this great country for personal attention/monetary gain and with the hopes of bakrupting and (even better for them) killing my client."
"Vickers' already had a permanent disability prior to the alledged events. He was born a massisve faggot your honor. One who is abusing the legal system of this great country for personal attention/monetary gain and with the hopes of bakrupting and (even better for them) killing my client."