🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 26 7.2%
  • lol no

    Votes: 336 92.8%

  • Total voters
    362
Imagine you've harnessed the power to travel through time. You find yourself in a car sitting next to pre-gamergate Ralph. He's almost unrecognizable because he's not the fat bifurcated gunt you know he'll be. You show him this side by side picture in the hopes he doesn't completely fuck up his life by being the living embodiment of an anti drug PSA.

What is young Ralph's response?
Young Ethan stares at me with a stoic expression, as if this moment would become a new turning point in the timeline, before breaking out in a long dolphin laugh and turning the car towards an oncoming semi.
 
Imagine you've harnessed the power to travel through time. You find yourself in a car sitting next to pre-gamergate Ralph. He's almost unrecognizable because he's not the fat bifurcated gunt you know he'll be. You show him this side by side picture in the hopes he doesn't completely fuck up his life by being the living embodiment of an anti drug PSA.

What is young Ralph's response?
"Bish, imma do more drugs and die quicker"
 
I know we're here to make fun of the pig monster, but man those two pictures are such a sad thing to look at side by side. (:_(
Don't feel bad. He thinks any news (talk) is good news (talk). He doesn't care, because he thinks 1) it will mean viewers and 2) we all actually like (hate-like) him. He has no comprehension of the revulsion some have for him. His damaged brain thinks his critics secretly like him. :lit:
 
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Jesus, he looks like he has Scabies, which from what I have read and heard from Ralph, might not be too far off.
 
I'd like to see him make memories as seen through a rose colored haze.
I’d be shocked if Ralph hasn’t completely fried any ability to form short term memories. He sounded lobotomized in his most recent video and I’m convinced that the only way he has any idea what’s going on is the Internet’s constant reminders of what an ass he makes of himself daily.

Haven’t kept up on Ralph the last couple months because he’s been boring but he looks and sounds absolutely awful. He’s not making it to 40. No way.
 
Tbf, the picture on the left is of him freshly out of prison - a highly controlled environment where he didn't have the luxury of slowly killing himself with substances and had literally nothing to do but workout. Pre-prison, he was hella fat, even if his skin didn't look like it was rotting at that point. Prison was literally the best thing for him.
 
more footage from this guy named RushPabst on twitter who is a cog fan and obsessed with beating andy warski for some reason

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edit : nvm, found the clean version on poast
I love how he throws the legal papers in the bin for dramatic effect and misses the big ass trash can because he is somehow high in an airport.

Then he starts fishing out the papers from the trash because he realized that he is a stupid idiot and he probably needs those papers to counter Vicker' bullshit.
 
aww, it looks like somebody has a real heart full of sweetness!
it looks like Ralph got an generous donation to his fundraiser, 100 buckaroos!
"You are not forgotten. I hope you win this mate."
lol oof, thats like a "get well soon" when youre on your death bed
edit: forgot to add image -_-
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I’d be shocked if Ralph hasn’t completely fried any ability to form short term memories. He sounded lobotomized in his most recent video and I’m convinced that the only way he has any idea what’s going on is the Internet’s constant reminders of what an ass he makes of himself daily.

Haven’t kept up on Ralph the last couple months because he’s been boring but he looks and sounds absolutely awful. He’s not making it to 40. No way.
The dude looks like a toxic avenger character. I give him a year at most to live but like always he finds away to keep going and being a massive retard.
 
How is it that the universe created someone so fucking retarded that you'd almost, kinda of want to feel sympathy for Ethan Ralph (someone whose problems are created wholly by his own selfishness and narcicissm)?

"Vickers' already had a permanent disability prior to the alledged events. He was born a massisve faggot your honor. One who is abusing the legal system of this great country for personal attention/monetary gain and with the hopes of bakrupting and (even better for them) killing my client."
 
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