Crossover Ethan Ralph vs Nick Fuentes and Groypers: The Happening - Ralph snakes Fuentes, doxes Nick capos, banned from Cozy.TV

[free_protons4u]

"(in so many words)" Ah, gotcha

And by "theorycrafting", is that anything like the people on here who are saying as a fact that Rekieta has forgiven Ralph and is having him on his show? All on the basis of "theorycrafting"?

Not at all. It's the faggots that post paragraphs upon paragraphs of speculation of "what must have happened" with no evidence, writing with a tone of such confidence and self-assuredness that they KNOW it must be true and that is run with as fact. It's people posting dense sophmoric armchair psychology, deeply analyzing who Ralph is and what his motives are, from people with an 80 IQ who know and can properly spell 3 illnesses from the DSM 4. It's people blogging as subject matter experts that know nothing about anything in the subject - usually legal or medical - whose word is taken at face value. Rekieta is right, and if you can't browse these threads and spot dozens of examples of it, you're part of the problem.

 

[Kid Named Rocket]

What can Vito say that’ll turn Ralph away? Ralph was married to a loli obsesssed person, and Vito loves that shit, so I can’t imagine anything lower than that can shake em.

Unrelated, but I've been watching The Sopranos for the first time and every time I read these names, I keep thinking of Vito Spatafore and Ralph Cifaretto from that show

 

[TJBirish]

Not at all. It's the faggots that post paragraphs upon paragraphs of speculation of "what must have happened" with no evidence, writing with a tone of such confidence and self-assuredness that they KNOW it must be true and that is run with as fact. It's people posting dense sophmoric armchair psychology, deeply analyzing who Ralph is and what his motives are, from people with an 80 IQ who know and can properly spell 3 illnesses from the DSM 4. It's people blogging as subject matter experts that know nothing about anything in the subject - usually legal or medical - whose word is taken at face value. Rekieta is right, and if you can't browse these threads and spot dozens of examples of it, you're part of the problem.

You defined theorycasting perfectly, about this I think Rekeita is right. And this thread is a perfect example of it. Not sure what my problem is tho.

 

[Black Cat Owner]

Start the countdown

 

[metroid_fetish]

I don't like it when mommy and mommy fight. =(

Say hi to Lowtax for us, Ethan.

 

[Rei is Shit.]

Where does Ralph go from here? Simple: Embrace his destiny as an IP2 streamer.
Look into your heart Ethan, you know it to be true!

DONT GIVE RALPH IDEAS

if he rents an RV and puts a bunch of cameras in it, Alice will 100% for sure have a threesome with him

 

[WelperHelper99]

DONT GIVE RALPH IDEAS

if he rents an RV and puts a bunch of cameras in it, Alice will 100% for sure have a threesome with him

Just what the world needs, ANOTHER Gunt sex tape

 

[Rage Pig]

What a difference a day makes
24 little hours

 

[Bland Crumbs]

DONT GIVE RALPH IDEAS

if he rents an RV and puts a bunch of cameras in it, Alice will 100% for sure have a threesome with him

Ralph can have all the ideas he wants he does not have the resources to rent a RV.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

even Mexico will be priced out for him.

looks like its time for the ralph in africa arc. maybe he can find a nice shack somewhere .

looks like its time for the ralph in africa arc. maybe he can find a nice shack somewhere .

Ralph, streaming from a mud hut, surrounded by native canibal blacks, slowly nibbling the gunt.

 

[make_it_so]

Ralph, streaming from a mud hut, surrounded by native canibal blacks, slowly nibbling the gunt.

Even the most dirt poor Africans have better culinary taste than to do that.

 

[GettrGriftr]

Holy fuck all, trying to get through 34 pages of Ralph chimping out over the weekend. My head is absolutely spinning. Even Styxhexenfaggot mentioned it in his stream this morning.

Geez Louise, all Ralph had to do was not be a complete wigger ...




Oh, wait, he's from West Memphis.

Never mind.

 

[Big moth tiddies]

It'll be Vito.

Vito will say some shit that'll rub Ralph the wrong way, Masterson will refuse to disavow, Ralph goes apeshit.

When it happens, remember, I called it. It's as inevitable as this retarded breakup with Fuentes.

Fuck, that's true. Dick went to bat for digibro over Jersh. There's no way he's choosing Ralph over Vito the pedo.

What can Vito say that’ll turn Ralph away?

Literally fucking ANYTHING. Corn jokes, shaking a pill bottle, liking someone's video that is critical of him, asking him to show up sober, he's gone nuclear over all of these minor things and so much more. If Vito even breathes wrong and Ralph thinks it's somehow a dig in his drug addled mind, he's gonna squeal like the stuck pig he is.
Cause loyalty. Unless it's him. He can be as disloyal as he wants.

 

[Telemeter]

The man is Chaos personified.

LOL, no he isn't, why do people insist on that?

Ralph is the most predicable man ever, everything he does is predicted months in advance, and he never fails to meet the expectations.

Everything that gets posted about him consists on the alogs going: "He is going to do it, right? He can't possible be so stupid as to do it. Is he going to do it? HE DID IT!"

The only lolcow more predictable than Ralph is DSP.

He is a pig wigger, let him into your house, he is going to eat your food, shit on your furniture, then roll on the shit and smear it everywhere else. It's messy, but its exactly what you should expect.

 

[Neil]

Mattafact I didn't receive anything on my Mexican phone but he was being condescending asking me not to arrive fucked up if you wanna know the truth about it.
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Potential Ragepig, Rackets, Dick crossover

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Rekieta is a bigger fucking cuck than anyone could've imagined if he actually has Ralph on his show. Ralph spent the last 2 years shitting on Nick's wife and kids, calling them ugly, disabled and more. Does Rekieta have some kind of unspoken grudge with Fuentes that he needs to settle or something? That's the only way I can wrap my head around him GuntGuarding, unless Rekeita has no respect for his family.

 

[Telemeter]

Rekeita is a fucking idiot if he is going to bat for ralph again.

The only net positive interaction you can ever have with Ralph is to get it on your show (never go on his) and get him to holler at you, then you can get some donos out of his pig rage.

Anything else is casting pearls before swine.

I will seriously lose respect for Rekieta if he uses Ralph as anything other than a side show to point and laugh at after how Ralph attacked Nick's family.

 

[break these cuffs]

The only net positive interaction you can ever have with Ralph is to get it on your show (never go on his) and get him to holler at you, then you can get some donos out of his pig rage.

Anything else is casting pearls before swine.

I will seriously lose respect for Rekieta if he uses Ralph as anything other than a side show to point and laugh at after how Ralph attacked Nick's family.

You still have respect for Rekeita? lol

 

[Joe Swanson]

Literally everyone saw this coming but its still glorious

 

[MelonSalt2.0]

So is Ralph gonna OD or kidnap the horse and rozy and go on a OJ style chase back to mexico? Sad to see the the guntfall so fast, I was hoping for at least 3 more years of him raging.

 

[CarlosDanger]

If Anisa's husband ever wanted to recoup that 250k lost at Creator Clash II, he would try to get Ralph vs Fuentes signed on for Creator Clash III, the undercard could be Sussy Squad vs Guntguard. This shit writes itself.