Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Not my cap btw, I'm not in that convo as @John Andrews Stan can corroborate. You have a mole, brother.
The laughing crying emoji is autoconverted to the image-based emote 🤣 on the forum. That's a sloppy edit.

Reminder the OnA forum is full of mentally deranged queers who have called on people to swat my family and everything they say should be doubted and verified.
 
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Looks like our boy Fat has managed to make it in the big leagues, as the OP for the most recent /fph/ (Fat >People hate) on /fit/
 
The laughing crying emoji is autoconverted to the image-based emote 🤣 on the forum. That's a sloppy edit.

Reminder the OnA forum is full of mentally deranged queers who have called on people to swat my family and everything they say should be doubted and verified.
There's also a guy there that spams pics of Nikoa
 
Those Russians sure were lucky that Rick took an arrow to the knee so he wasn't able to join the war. He would have brought his entire arsenal, not only water balloons filled with paint, but also paper bags with human feces in them, fake gum packets with a spring that hurts your finger when you go for one, sheets of paper with "kick me" written on them, the list goes on. He would've been in front of that evil Putler inside of a week, to child him to his face.

There would be statues in his honor, and songs sang all over the world about how not fat and totally cool he is, and how all the stalkers are going to prison.
 
Oh dear... How embarrassing:

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Not my cap btw, I'm not in that convo as @John Andrews Stan can corroborate. You have a mole, brother.
The yoga bit gave it away more than the wrong emoji did.

As a side note, I think Pat is gonna get cucked out of the annual lolcow award once again because the Gunt just woke up from his xanax limbo and suicide bombed those AF fags. Not looking good for us Patcoiners unless something big happens in the second half of the year, like a divorce or the lawsuit finally moving on. Guess it's time to HODL and wait. 2024 with the presidential elections in Burgerland will surely be our year!
 
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The yoga bit gave it away more than the wrong emoji did.

As a side note, I think Pat is gonna get cucked out of the annual lolcow award once again because the Gunt just woke up from his xanax limbo and suicide bombed those AF fags. Not looking good for us Patcoiners unless something big happens in the second half of the year, like a divorce or the lawsuit finally moving on. Guess it's time to HODL and wait. 2024 with the presidential elections in Burgerland will surely be our year!
The Gunt might have his moment of glory this year, but Fat Pat childing is eternal. Wait for the phone call, atalker.
 
Patty is a stupid man, I have no doubts he made a LOT of mistakes along the way.
That's the only reason I believe FatPat didn't SWAT himself. He's enough of an attention whore to do it but I think he's far too stupid. He could get away with it maybe once or twice but let's say a dozen times as a conservative estimate. Someone of Fat's exceptional intelligence would have got busted. His utter stupidity exonerates him.
 
People really shitting on @John Andrews Stan when he constantly provided this thread with his god-tier photoshopped unfiltered Patrick pictures? Fucking ingrates, i swear.

Edit: Just found this. You're dead to me, John. Dead!
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But seriously, i always laugh at the shoops and Patrick slowly but surely starting to resemble them in real life.
 
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Looks like our boy Fat has managed to make it in the big leagues, as the OP for the most recent /fph/ (Fat >People hate) on /fit/
As a sidenote, I have never seen Leberkäse served like that. Ever. Firstly, it is streetfood, not restaurant food, and secondly, you don't eat it with a pretzel. It is normally in a semmel (bun). Maybe they serve it to the american tourists for the "authentic" south german experience. I hope they pissed in his beer.
 
As a sidenote, I have never seen Leberkäse served like that. Ever. Firstly, it is streetfood, not restaurant food, and secondly, you don't eat it with a pretzel. It is normally in a semmel (bun). Maybe they serve it to the american tourists for the "authentic" south german experience. I hope they pissed in his beer.
When Munich Enjoyer went to recreate Pat's holiday pictures the same restaurant specifically told him they weren't serving Leberkäse so he had to order something else.

Seems there was a very short window in which Rick could've been able to order 'meatloaf' and God made sure that it happened for our eternal amusement.
 
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