Crossover Ethan Ralph vs Nick Fuentes and Groypers: The Happening - Ralph snakes Fuentes, doxes Nick capos, banned from Cozy.TV

[Kikemaster]

Nick and his capos would dox anyone who tried to leave the AF cult to intimidate remaining members into being loyal. Even if people tried to leave AF amicably, the Sussy Squad would take their personal info and contact their employers, their families, their residences. Just full blown life ruination. And now they get a taste of their own medicine from the Ralph-a-mali. Couldn't have happened to a more deserving bunch.

Yoo can someone link me some of this? Been hearing about it and trying to find this to send to some people

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

After all this we still don't know if the tire got fixed.

 

[Oliver Onions]

A grifter denied his income.

The horse I've lost...the kids I've lost...won't stop ayylawging.

 

[Londo]

Ralph is literally fuelled by spite. Its the one thing he has always been honest about. Last night was... Well I can't really shit on the gunt for last night's performance; he definitely scored W after W against the Groypers and he wasn't a cunt towards Josh.

That man literally spite drove himself in to sobriety. He's still a deadbeat hog but finally something less pathetic from him. He was very 2018 Ralph last night.

The harvest will be bountiful. Roasted faggots with a main course of hog.

AF and Ralph fights. Who wins? The farms.

 

[Kikemaster]

https://tg.josh.rs/

Sorry Josh, but had to block this. The Serbs are dogs and no amount of domain guarding is gonna change my opinion.

 

[Hal]

We have come full circle 2019 is so BACK, Killstream is so BACK the Ralphamale has won

 

[AnIntrepidCrow]

Its the first time I tuned in to watch any killstream content in like 5 years, so have to hand it to Ralph on getting the easy W against Fuentes.

If Ralph could take away the two simple lessons that got him such a successful show 1 - Don't be a fucking drunk/pilled out wastrel, and, 2 - It's possible to have amicable conversations with people you blood feud with, he could actually pivot back to his old era of content and scrounge out a mild living. All you need is to have a topic both Ralph and the other hate more than each other, and he could run this shit once or twice a week on the flavor of the month retards.

He can't, obviously, and he'll go right back to calling josh moon a broke dick pedophile when Josh cracks another joke about him, but at least there is a potential there if Ralph wasn't such a stubborn moron who could learn from his mistakes, which is more than I can say for Fuentes, who can't provide a single moment of fun or content.

 

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Ralph is being reasonable? Chris walks?
This really is the year of the kiwi.

Inshallah, Chris the Kiwi will be released from jail and reject the false prophet Dick Masterson.

They agreed to go on a Motorcycle trip to South Africa.

No, forget South Africa, too dangerous for silly people. Go somewhere like Kenya.

Imagine this- Null, Ralph, and their powered velocipede tutor gexcolo travel from Wajir to Mombasa, drinking the blood of cattle and sampling the delights of the local women along the way. It'll be like classic Clarkson-era Top Gear all over again.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

The horse I've lost...the kids I've lost...won't stop ayylawging.

*Guntzuhira Ralph grabs hand of someone with kiwi patch on their arm*
You feel it too, dontcha? Don'tcha...
*Losing consciousness from extended drug abuse*

 

[LobsterBoy669]

All Ralph needs to have an actual comeback is the following:

1: Actually stay sober. No more pillstreams, no more bullshit about how he's a sober Christian man. Just be like Jerry Springer and indulge in the trash content you're producing without trying to make it something more.

2: Do what he did tonight and bring on basically anyone that will join him and be civil, even "mortal enemies." Ralph can't stream by himself anymore. As a solo host, he's fucking terrible. This was true even before he rotted his brain with booze and Xannies. He needs someone to bounce off of, otherwise it's just a fat retard hollerin' into the void. This will mean actually acknowledging how shitty he's been to these people. He should do this.

3: Stop reading superchats in the middle of the stream. Every big streamer waits until the end for that shit. Your viewers are there to hear you and your guests talking about shit, not here whatever hilarious meme "NickFuentesWetPussy1488" just sent you.

Now, do I think he'll do these things? No. Absolutely not. But if he did, he could once again capture that energy he had 5 years ago and ride it into success. I just don't see that happening, no matter how entertaining he managed to be tonight.

 

[spacko]

Ralph, it's very unfortunate to hear you got banned from Cozy. Unironically I think a lot of people side with you more than Nick in this situation. You should start your own streaming platform. There is a wonderful company called 1776 Solutions that will provide you with hosting.

All Ralph needs to have an actual comeback is the following:

1: Actually stay sober. No more pillstreams, no more bullshit about how he's a sober Christian man. Just be like Jerry Springer and indulge in the trash content you're producing without trying to make it something more.

2: Do what he did tonight and bring on basically anyone that will join him and be civil, even "mortal enemies." Ralph can't stream by himself anymore. As a solo host, he's fucking terrible. This was true even before he rotted his brain with booze and Xannies. He needs someone to bounce off of, otherwise it's just a fat retard hollerin' into the void. This will mean actually acknowledging how shitty he's been to these people. He should do this.

3: Stop reading superchats in the middle of the stream. Every big streamer waits until the end for that shit. Your viewers are there to hear you and your guests talking about shit, not here whatever hilarious meme "NickFuentesWetPussy1488" just sent you.

Now, do I think he'll do these things? No. Absolutely not. But if he did, he could once again capture that energy he had 5 years ago and ride it into success. I just don't see that happening, no matter how entertaining he managed to be tonight.

josh could become his handler like he did chris-chan, and this time there's less chance of incest

 

[OKRowling]

Null vs. Señor Nicholas Fuentes​

Is there history of conflict between Null and Fuentes? Obviously there are threads on this site with info that the groypers would rather the internet forgets, but that's not what I'm asking about. I may be misremembering, but I vaguely recall something prompted the creation of a sub forum for Nick and the Catboys. Null was resistant to doing this previously, but then it was like, fuck him, he gets his own forum.

The Ethan v Null and Ethan v Nicholas issues are discussed a lot, but the 3rd side of the triangle is Nick and Null. Something's up when Null is the person Ethan plays nice with and brings on his stream first after going FULL RETARD WAR against the Groypers.

 

[Sneeds]

There's a replay of the stream over at gunt's dlive. https://dlive.tv/p/theralphretort+M-tEEYj4R
Null calls in around 47 minutes into the vod.

It’s surreal hearing Jersh and Gunt talk to each other for the first time in years.

 

[KhorneFlakes]

What a time to be a sperg online

The Ralph Redemption arc being a possibility is crazy

 

[ffo kcuF]

mein fuhrer le Gunt, king of the whites.

Kween Pantsu must return to her kings side and support him in his conquest against the false prophet.

The reign of the Mexican catboy king must end!

 

[LaurenLauren]

Ethan is livestreaming groyper executions right now, brutal.

GO AWAY JUDAS

 

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Local audio archive of the full stream (had to remove the video as well as reduce the qulity of the audio to comply with the 200mb file size limit on this site):

 

[newuser131]

ralph has showmanship, i'll give me that. the new af civil war arc is a storyline is did not see coming. gunt vs the groyper army will entertain for a couple of weeks.

i can't believe people in this tread are so quick to forgive ralph. a tiger doesn't change his stripes. he is always compiling dirt or dox on anyone who he has contact with. the gunt is only polite if it is mutually beneficial to him. ralph will turn on you quick, if he thinks it will get him an advantage. all of this is when he is sober.

i am enjoying ralph vs fuentes. i am even looking forward to the possible ralph/rekita team-up. but to say he is redeemed, that is wild conclusion to jump to.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Ralph's readiness to dox people should already be enough to keep him on the fringes from anybody with more than 2 brain cells to rub together.

Being intentionally funny once every few years also isn't likely to absolve him in the eyes of his victims. Wishing death on people and then taking swipes at their significant others when that isn't effective isn't exactly endearing. I can't imagine Jim's banging his door down to break bread after Ralph hoped his cancer was as aggressive as possible and threatened to violate his wife. Especially considering he and Ralph were never friends in the first place.

You also can't just call people nonces for years at a time apropos of nothing and not expect any pushback. Especially given his own noncey tendencies.

I'm just excited to see where this goes. He's incurred the wrath of a group of terminally-online speds who see no issue with SWATting people, so Ralph might be dolphin laughing now but like all of his Ws, it'll be short-lived.

Looking forward to the homeless arc or if his threat of moving to Reno is legit we could see him acting more boldly in public since he can speak the native language again.

 

[Elmo]

i can't believe people in this tread are so quick to forgive ralph. a tiger doesn't change his stripes. he is always compiling dirt or dox on anyone who he has contact with. the gunt is only polite if it is mutually beneficial to him. ralph will turn on you quick, if he thinks it will get him an advantage. all of this is when he is sober.

He wasn't sober, he was already six drinks in when he got Josh on. It's not absolved of anything and the only "redemption" to really speak of is being unchained from AF and being a massive thorn in their collective side. I hope he does take Josh's suggestion to write up an exposé on these degenerates because they're an organised group of freaks that prey on underaged males and are a legitimate nuisance (and that's putting it lightly). Most of the call-ins were clout-chasing ballwashers like KoP and PodAwful anyway. If Jesse or any of his gaggle of PA faggots wants to be doxed, good, fuck them.

EDIT: After re-listening to the audio, he said specifically the six drinks he had was shortly after he had been served in the airport. It was interesting though that during Ralph's stream he did carry on for quite a bit and would go off on tangents so it came across as him being a jovial drunk who kept wanting to speak over to people. My mistake.

I'm just excited to see where this goes. He's incurred the wrath of a group of terminally-online speds who see no issue with SWATting people, so Ralph might be dolphin laughing now but like all of his Ws, it'll be short-lived.

I hope he keeps up the energy because this shit won't be going away anytime soon. It's one very petty and vindictive gunt vs. a petty and vindictive homosexual with an army of retards. We'll see who reaches the finish line first.