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I might have to take a day off and drive up to see it.
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin
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pat this judge sounds like he's a rethuglican. don't let him think you can be pushed around. YOU are the hero of this story.
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Not to take the spotlight from Patty too much, but I have to thank you for showing us that, man. I've seen that gif literally over a thousand times now but always thought the full thing had been lost to time.
For someone who had never heard of the Cumias untill a couple years ago, I laughed way too hard at the highlights. Gah bless.
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He'd probably get a bench warrant. That usually doesn't mean cops show up immediately, but considering it's Fatty, it would likely be the next time he interacts with a cop. So some douche is likely to figure that and swat him except this time they'd be showing up with a warrant.
Also this judge could be enough of a hardass actually to just send someone out to grab his ass and drag him into court. Most judges are pretty lazy about contempt but this guy seems to take actual pleasure in it.
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sorry for asking to be spoonfed, but i haven't read this thread since the farms went off of clearnet.
Other than the updates from this week, did anything major happen in the patverse since May?
last thing i remember happening was the debtor's exam which pat vehemently denied ever taking place. thank you brothermen
Other than the updates from this week, did anything major happen in the patverse since May?
last thing i remember happening was the debtor's exam which pat vehemently denied ever taking place. thank you brothermen
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1940 pages. Over 5,000.000 views. 1 other entire forum, with 250,000 messages. 2 destroyed lives.
All over being called "fat" online.
Yeah, I'd say "insanely retarded" is on the table.
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polyester
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>pedophile forum
"Everything I don't like is pedophiles! He was correct in his original statement, but I consider this a misrepresentation, so I will call them pedophiles" t. a mentally ill queer who posts about swatting my family.
New Zealand is still an irrelevant, nameless pacific island sovereignty and they can go fuck themselves. Nothing about this statement is illegal, unlike swatting my mother.
"Everything I don't like is pedophiles! He was correct in his original statement, but I consider this a misrepresentation, so I will call them pedophiles" t. a mentally ill queer who posts about swatting my family.
New Zealand is still an irrelevant, nameless pacific island sovereignty and they can go fuck themselves. Nothing about this statement is illegal, unlike swatting my mother.
Markorian
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I'll be honest, board warring shit is gay as fuck, but while we're all more than willing to give them the benefit of the doubt over SWATting, a sizeable portion of them aren't willing to do the same for us, and the shit posted there isn't exactly an outlier opinion among them. Null needs to stop being a retard and escalating things with them for zero gain though.
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This guy proxied his traffic through my network for as long as 1776 Hosting was publicly available because I was the only place he could find willing to host him, and when trannies start getting Internet backbones to deny us service for doing nothing except allowing constitutionally protected speech (i.e. not swatting people's families), he blames me for telling New Zealand to go fuck itself for trying to probe user information.
User information, by the way, New Zealand intended to prosecute with. They wanted to use their "banned media" bill (their unified censorship bill their child pornography laws are based on) to prosecute people for accessing the BT CHCH footage. They wanted to charge people for the legal equivalent of possession of CSAM for looking at the BT footage. This guy says I should have complied.
For the record: Chch did not get us removed from anything (except Dreamhost, our domain registrar); LFJ's harassment of datacenter and ISP operators and their families did. Keffals blackmailing Cloudflare via media contacts did.
P.S. Nothing I said was incorrect. The retarded queers who have made PST their end-all-be-all on the Internet were so upset I made fun of them that one of their users made a criminal call to action. Several others went off with gay trolling plans that amounted to nothing because, surprise, the kind of low IQ a-logging that works on PST works on nobody else. I'm sorry if his users cause him second hand embarrassment that he gets defensive over, but it's not my fault, so he shouldn't be mad at me.
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You are correct in all your assessments. But people need to remember that being called faggot, Pedophile or retarded online is just like being called "fat". It only means something when you can't find it funny and just roll with the punches. (Edit: I'm referring here to simple banter, not actual crimes)
Have you seen how much they fuck with Bam over there? Yet she' got a skin as thick as Pat's head (and a belly button to match Patrick's bosom). She might be a schizo, but at the end of the day she has a better sense of humor then everyone getting worked up over this.
Now, can we please focus on Patrick actually having to choose between either giving Quasi his money or giving Tyrone a handy?
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We like them more than they like us, unfortunately.
That's no biggie, they don't have to like us. But can we please just bury the hatchet? Board war faggotry derails the patposting.
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He's already getting Tyrone's sloppy seconds, so I don't think it's just of a jump to have him prep the bull. We all know he would rather go to jail than admit he owes money to Quasi.
I know the wheels of the court system turn slowly, and rate me optimistic if you wish, but I really think this is going to be the year of the pig.
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Does Patrick still have his motorcycle? Will he try to ride off into the sunset and go off the grid? He'd last until he pulled into a biker bar and and got beat up for childing a Hells Angel and being fat.
Markorian
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Not for long
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Maybe he can sell it to Ralph at a discount...
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Being called a pedophile is different. Faggot and retard are synonymous with bitch and idiot. Pedophile only has one meaning.
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I'm gonna be honest, I'm not sure Ralph could get his leg over pretty much any motorcycle, especially not Fatrick's Triumph.
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Even if he did, the structural integrity of Pat's bike is already compromised. The fork would bend and the tires would pop.
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I love when things get spicy with the ona guys, the threads they make where they talk about jersh are always so funny. NOT
KF serves as a more consumable record of what gets posted on ona. It's a fucking mess and there's no good way to get a concise summary of anything, but it's where almost all of the content comes from. Their original subreddit is gone and that site will probably just get nuked at some point in the future after dan mullen makes his fourth comeback and starts posting cp to own fatrick, and they'll start over somewhere new. KF will remain, and we'll have these gay little kerfuffles with the new site too. We'll do it until fatrick stop producing milk, which probably won't be until he dies.
So the ona admin will call null a faggot on ona, and in return null will call admin a faggot here. A few people will post here about it and they will make a few threads crying about null, and then one of them will trick pat into saying something funny via text and we'll go back to laughing at him. It's happened before, and it will happen again. It's usually at least somewhat entertaining. I say we just acknowledge it's all just part of the fativerse.
I would prefer they didn't, but only as long as it never escalates into one party legitimately trying to deplatform the other. KF and OnA are just very different places, but they both need to exist, and they need to remain very different places. We have to respect that without them this thread would have been maybe like a hundred pages. Instead, we are approaching two thousand, and there are no signs of it ending any time soon.
KF serves as a more consumable record of what gets posted on ona. It's a fucking mess and there's no good way to get a concise summary of anything, but it's where almost all of the content comes from. Their original subreddit is gone and that site will probably just get nuked at some point in the future after dan mullen makes his fourth comeback and starts posting cp to own fatrick, and they'll start over somewhere new. KF will remain, and we'll have these gay little kerfuffles with the new site too. We'll do it until fatrick stop producing milk, which probably won't be until he dies.
So the ona admin will call null a faggot on ona, and in return null will call admin a faggot here. A few people will post here about it and they will make a few threads crying about null, and then one of them will trick pat into saying something funny via text and we'll go back to laughing at him. It's happened before, and it will happen again. It's usually at least somewhat entertaining. I say we just acknowledge it's all just part of the fativerse.
hear what I said T? instead of "pativerse" I said "fativerse". Because he's fat.