Sony hate thread

[Pissmaster]

Apparently there's a PS5 Pro coming next year. Or maybe not. Apparently someone named "Tom Henderson" said something about it, which spurred random shithole journo outfits to write up stories about it. Like this:

https://comicbook.com/gaming/news/ps5-pro-release-date-specs-8k-gaming/

https://archive.is/btslj

which used this site I've never heard of as a source:
https://keytogaming.com/2023/07/21/playstation-5-pro-project-trinity/

https://archive.is/mhm6m

which was written by this Tom Henderson, who said this:

But despite Xbox’s stance on another console, where does that leave PlayStation? Well, according to my own sources, who asked to remain anonymous because they were unauthorized to speak on such details, a PlayStation 5 Pro is in development and it’s codenamed ‘Trinity’.

who isn't exactly adept at running a website, considering this is one of his articles featured on his profile:

https://keytogaming.com/2023/06/21/testing-2/

https://archive.is/hvEcy

and because it made me laugh, here's their review ethics page that has nothing but filler text:

https://keytogaming.com/review-ethics/

https://archive.is/GA3po

So that was a funny little rabbit hole. Who's behind this site? Is it Pajeets or is it bots? The world may never know.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Is it Pajeets or is it bots?

 

[Thiletonomics]

Sony Pictures released another trailer for the Gran Turismo movie:

Again, the trailer proves once again that this movie is pointless.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Would a PS5 Pro sell less than an actual PS5? Because that would be cataclysmically funny, since Nintendo Switch already did this better than an (alleged) PS5 Pro.

Sony Pictures released another trailer for the Gran Turismo movie:

Again, the trailer proves once again that this movie is pointless.

This almost reminds me of the live action Need For Speed movie. Gran Turismo could have been an anime, or at least something that does not look like something that the Hollywood actors have not played in years.

Please don’t give them any ideas for a Burnout live action movie.

 

[Super Hans v2]

Sony Pictures released another trailer for the Gran Turismo movie:

Again, the trailer proves once again that this movie is pointless.

Is this a feature film, or a pilot for a half hour dramedy on NBC? Just like the first trailer, they reused scenes.

 

[Clarence Big Boss]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:PlayStation_5-only_games

Look at that huge list of exclusive games, like a remake of the most obtuse of the Souls games, and Astro's Playroom, and a couple of preorders for capeshit.

The only game on that list that looks worth getting is Stellar Blade. I would also mention Lies Of P but thats not on the list. But it's worth mentioning since both games are Korean. And don't have ugly women.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

The only game on that list that looks worth getting is Stellar Blade. I would also mention Lies Of P but thats not on the list. But it's worth mentioning since both games are Korean. And don't have ugly women.
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Isn't Lies of P on PC too?

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Someone uploaded a high quality video of the 2006 E3 Sony conference. Was gonna archive it, but it's 400+MB on 360p

 

[TVB]

Sony Pictures released another trailer for the Gran Turismo movie:

Again, the trailer proves once again that this movie is pointless.

This is going to make Bloodrayne, Legend of Chun-Li, 2018 Tomb Raider, Doom Annihilation and RE: Welcome to Raccoon City look like works of Hitchcock by comparison.

 

[Waifu Denier]

Someone uploaded a high quality video of the 2006 E3 Sony conference. Was gonna archive it, but it's 400+MB on 360p

Makes me wonder if the PS6 will stumble in a similar manner, given consoles seem to operate on a rule of every 3rd console for fuck ups.

 

[Miller]

The only game on that list that looks worth getting is Stellar Blade. I would also mention Lies Of P but thats not on the list. But it's worth mentioning since both games are Korean. And don't have ugly women.
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You can still expect Snoy to censor the shit out of Stellar Blade.

 

[ZMOT]

Makes me wonder if the PS6 will stumble in a similar manner, given consoles seem to operate on a rule of every 3rd console for fuck ups.

that's why sony will go with ps5:pro, ps5:proer, ps5:proest.

 

[The Demon Pimp of Razgriz]

Isn't Lies of P on PC too?

Yes.

 

[augment]

Makes me wonder if the PS6 will stumble in a similar manner, given consoles seem to operate on a rule of every 3rd console for fuck ups.

You really think there's going to be a PS6. The unimaginable optimism of this man.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

You really think there's going to be a PS6. The unimaginable optimism of this man.

Undoubtedly. The real question is if there will be a PS7, and if so, what form that will take.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Makes me wonder if the PS6 will stumble in a similar manner,

The real question is if there will be a PS7, and if so, what form that will take.

Ironically, Sony made a prediction regarding what their future console would evolve into many generations ago

Although I have a feeling it's going to be more of a dystopian nightmare than wha they were showing here.

 

[TVB]

Someone uploaded a high quality video of the 2006 E3 Sony conference. Was gonna archive it, but it's 400+MB on 360p

The day Sony died and they've never recovered since

 

[The Last Stand]

that's why sony will go with ps5:pro, ps5:proer, ps5:proest.

Should be PS5 Prostate.

 

[TVB]

Should be PS5 Prostate.

A new model where Sonyponies will still take it up the ass

 

[Thiletonomics]

A new model where Sonyponies will still take it up the ass

Finally, Soynies will be able to re-create the feeling when Abby got her ass rammed in TLOU2!