Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[glioblastoma multiforme]

I'm not doing this for my benefit, if anything I'm sacrificing myself, I'm doing direct action to save everyone's souls from the totalizing systems of fascist violence.

everything is about me. i delare myself an oppressed minority, and no one can contradict me because my truth, being from the least privileged minority, is always the truest truth. i'm not obligated to explain my oppression to you and how you can help, that is epistemic exploitation. just do what i say and we will be righteous freedom fighters against a rigged system.

taking the concept of truth out of maths and philosophy departments was a mistake. we should have stuck with Russell's correspondence theory and Tarski's undefinability theorem.

The reality is, it's an ideology that's been imposed from the top down -- by giant foundations that are owned and run by the ruling elite.

absolutely. educational institutions have been captured and now refuse dissenters the opportunity to speak, with real threats of violence if they do invite someone accused of wrongthink. all the apps they use prompt them further and further into delusion because all the tech companies care about is continud engagement and thus ad revenue and data to analyse.

their delusional echo chambers don't arise organically, they are purposefully nudged towards them and protected from any ideas that might give them pause to think.

When everything is destroyed, someone calling you a girl is still a win:

because he's a narcissist, losing his family and causing them unimaginable pain is worth it.

 

[Poonocchio]

Castpixel is an infamously deranged troon from the indie pixel art/gamedev circuit. He's a 43 year old massive narcissist with a voyeurism complex and a raging addiction to lesbian porn (because of course).

Ewwww, wtf. This pervert is on the same level as Gibes with his AGP. Also works for Mojang? How tf can this sex pest still be employed when he's publicly posting this type of shit. Disturbing. Oh ofc, he's trans, do whatever you want, all the time.

 

[Swole McPole]

If you mean the leather daddy set, I don't they've ever claimed to be anything but exceptionally gay.

It isn't so much that they're gay -- that's pretty obvious to everyone. I'm saying that beneath the thin veneer of pseudo-heterosexual drag, they're as effeminate as any other mincing queen.

 

[HERE YOU GO]

Ewwww, wtf. This pervert is on the same level as Gibes with his AGP. Also works for Mojang? How tf can this sex pest still be employed when he's publicly posting this type of shit. Disturbing. Oh ofc, he's trans, do whatever you want, all the time.

 

[Oliver Onions]

i think you missed his point there - he said he doesn't need for a partner to touch or involve his (the poster's) dick and balls in any sexual way, not that there is no physical component necessary. In other words, he wants to bottom, is happy to service, and they can just ignore his actual genitalia.

I considered that, but contrary to what porn has conditioned coomers to believe most men don't want to fuck their girlfriend in the pooper, so they certainly don't wanna rectally ravage some twink in denial.

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

reminds of this left wing schizo post:
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I know Occupy was over a decade ago but I still think of this Doug Stanhope bit all the time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-NaTqDwYPA

Probably not great that the left not only needs a drunk libertarian to teach them how to be left wing. Even worse that they refused to acknowledge this need.

That's more right leaning than left, I actually suggest others who glance at it to read it in full. It's def a little schizo posty, but it seems to have a coherent and organized stream of thought. It's also just an interesting read imo.

 

[Poonocchio]

Who do these people think they are, and who do they think the general population are? Just imagine someone saying this in all seriousness to your face. I would be so taken aback by the astounding levels of narcissism and fart sniffing I don't think I'd know what to say, I would just laugh.

 

[Rick The Stick]

Didn't some pooners get chosen as "Mr. gay [insert title]" something something at fag contests? I remember reading about it years ago. They already infiltrated the gay community. Even the gay leather weirdos aren't safe. Zippertitted Pooners everywhere since faghags & fujos discovered steroids.

This operates on the assumption that the pooners not only actually go to the gym, but have solid knowledge of programming and diet to make the most use out of their Test. They don't. That's why 99% of the pooners we all see are either fat, pink and full of patchwork hair or they're petite little girls with danger hair and an outfit you'd see on an episode of "Dr Who but everyone is a kid". And in the rare case we do see a fit pooner, they're fit like a woman or a twink.

This is what pooners who work out think they look like or will look like, except add a pube beard

Spoiler: She's totally natural guys, she swears it

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

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totally would.

 

[Jarry Seinfelt]

Typical gay male whining about men outside his dating pool, I don't get why they fetishize straight men.

https://www.reddit.com/r/StraightTransGirls/comments/14upw9h/late_night_dating_rant/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

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The difference in male and female entitlement is really really stark in this one. A chick who wants a 6'4" multimillionaire will just put that down in her bio on the apps. When guys do it they use the wheedling incel language of how they just deserve a Sydney Sweeney lookalike, who Chad cheated them out of, but they really deserve her because ... ?

 

[HarblMcDavid]

View attachment 5226279 Troon has his nards in a jar. I count this as an L.

The nail polish that appears to have last been applied during the Trump administration really ties this one together.

...also is that a glass of beer with testicles in it? Because that looks a lot like a glass of beer with testicles in it given the positioning of the blocking bars and white foam looking layer.

 

[LimeRikki]

The nail polish that appears to have last been applied during the Trump administration really ties this one together.

...also is that a glass of beer with testicles in it? Because that looks a lot like a glass of beer with testicles in it given the positioning of the blocking bars and white foam looking layer.

New drinking game just dropped: Troon beer pong - Now with real balls!*

* Castration sold separately.

 

[Rick The Stick]

The difference in male and female entitlement is really really stark in this one. A chick who wants a 6'4" multimillionaire will just put that down in her bio on the apps. When guys do it they use the wheedling incel language of how they just deserve a Sydney Sweeney lookalike, who Chad cheated them out of, but they really deserve her because ... ?

And the funniest thing is the femcels who demand a Chad thundercock aren't the type our God Emperor would choose. And the incels never get what they want, no matter what try hard language they use to describe their ideal waifu. It all cancels itself out into each group desperately trying to be their own ideal mate, and hating themselves and others for it.

 

[Point and Laugh]

I considered that, but contrary to what porn has conditioned coomers to believe most men don't want to fuck their girlfriend in the pooper, so they certainly don't wanna rectally ravage some twink in denial.

Not only that, but what normal person, gay or straight, would enjoy sex with a man who hates their body so much they want you to pretend their dick doesn’t exist. Pooners will say some of the same shit. It’s like the AGP’s that insist taking estrogen makes their dicks “soft and smol uwu” so it’s not even like a male penis.

These dumb fucks are so removed from reality they can’t fathom giving yourself non functional sexual organs (we won’t even go into the surgical abominations) and non-stop neuroticism is the least sexy thing possible.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Who do these people think they are, and who do they think the general population are?

The general population, really most anyone else but select close people, are abstracted away and they consider them little more than dehumanized inputs that provide outputs. The troon paradox, as shown by the reddit post above, is that they're narcissists obsessed with their self-image but they desperately need the validation of everyone else at all times. Any dissent, no matter how slight, breaks the illusion and they can focus only on how their desired self-image departs from reality. Look at what this faggot wrote about his autistic obsession with words. And all of them seem to do this. He's literally talking about how he wants to brand himself to others and the "power" of the terms to impart the meaning of his intent, but he's trapped in an autistic obsession about the "power" of these words and how others will react to his usage of them.

The reality isn't that other people are transphobic, that's the cope, the reality is that nobody actually gives a shit. And that's the seethe. This dude asks you to call him a woman or an aunt or mother or let him in your woman's group, you may or may not do that, if you say no it allows him to press you endlessly to concede, that makes him the center of attention. If you say yes, he'll obsessively fear you don't really mean it and seek ways to force you to confirm it over and over. A yes or not caring forces him into finding a new confrontation to place him at the center, when this is actually the most likely situation. The rejection he's setting up isn't the transphobia he claims, it's that nobody actually gives a shit about what he calls himself. That's what's unacceptable because his self-conception depends entirely on everyone else caring as much as he does and agreeing with him. My contention is that the troon is just the happenstance choice of how the particular narcissist is going about his goal, various factors have led them to troonery but it's not the true and honest reason for their actions. The choice of troonery is simply a stark illustration because of how blatantly obvious it exposes their thought processes that they willingly share publicly and all amp each other up to accept as a good thing.

These are almost all universally faggots who hate the lack of control they have as evidenced by the lack of their fantasies becoming real and believed they found a "lifehack" that would force others to give them that control by the sheer power of logic but since they don't believe in evaluating their own premises (since they're always correct since they hold them) and refuse to adopt a theory of mind (because everyone else is inputs) they can only navel gaze in circles trying to figure out why the absolute control has not come to them. Despite the depression and everything else that reveals the held negative self-image that they are supposedly combatting their fundamental position is that the problem is not them, they are perfect, the only "flaw" of themselves is in the presentation and if they can tweak that eventually the inputs will respond with the proper outputs. They've latched onto becoming women as the solution purely because of their false premises about women (aka inputs for penises), had they been different in this regard they would have latched onto a different "presentation" likely one more subtle than trying to claim a different sex, but the fundamental and central problem and why they can never "succeed" ultimately is the same.

 

[Shig O'nella]

I'm having zero luck trying to google my way to the pooner in question, I just vividly remember a tiny, tiny doodlet with her wispy, natty beard looking uncomfortable around genuine gay men.

I remember that. It's in the tranny sideshows thread, I think from late 21 or early 22.

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

The general population, really most anyone else but select close people, are abstracted away and they consider them little more than dehumanized inputs that provide outputs.

Isn't that a classic symptom of schizophrenia?
Or something like that? Can't be bothered to look it up.

The reality isn't that other people are transphobic, that's the cope, the reality is that nobody actually gives a shit. And that's the seethe.

Now that the ascendant faction of the ruling class has glommed onto trannyism as a protected class, there is genuine reason to fear if you're the kind of Nazi who rejects the narrative.

But that's not what they mean. We can know this from their talk of struggling with "internalized transphobia" meaning sanity within trying to get out.

So your analysis is ...

 

[AssignedEva]

I'm having zero luck trying to google my way to the pooner in question, I just vividly remember a tiny, tiny doodlet with her wispy, natty beard looking uncomfortable around genuine gay men.

That's Elliot Venn you're thinking of, photographed for Sweatbox's relaunch in 2019

Interestingly this tweet, and also most references to it are memoryholed - an article from April mentioned it and linked to a post on the sauna's Instagram, but the post itself has been deleted. The shoot appeared to be a bunch of gay guys + the pooner for a couple of photos, but most of them are just the guys (including the NSFW photoshoot). You can find no reference to this photoshoot but this was floating around twitter from a while ago;


A couple of their website's background images also have 'em in - but they're covered up by site elements;

Spoiler: there's a butt in this one

but other than that, de nada. I did find this FTM review of the place though:

When I was trying to work up the courage to go to gay sex clubs and saunas, I couldn’t find anything online about trans experiences. So I thought I’d share mine to help other guys who where thinking about it. Feel free to ask me anything. I’m an open book!

About me: I’m a 21 y/o white American guy. I’ve been on HRT for 2+ years and had top surgery with no visible scarring. No bottom surgery. I pass 100% if you can’t see what’s between my legs. When I’m at the clubs/saunas, I disclose that I’m trans before going farther than kissing. All of these visits were in March or April 2022. Using a throwaway account so I can't be doxxed from this.

Sweatbox Soho, London​

Atmosphere: 7/10. Sweatbox has three floors for men to use. The ground floor where you enter has a lounge area with seats and a large jacuzzi, the upper floor has a dark steam maze and showers, and the lower floor has padded booths for private fucking, a dark room connected to a room with a swing, and another room with curtains to fuck behind. I liked the variety in the spaces. There’s also a gym you can use but I didn’t visit it. Men walk around looking for people to fuck and using the various spaces to fuck or watching others fuck. Sweatbox is (I believe) the only gay sauna in London without a bar. My biggest issue with the place is that all three floors were really warm, so if you overheat in the sauna or steam maze there’s nowhere to cool off. I also wish the sitting area by the entrance was more comfortable. Additionally, there was more groping at Sweatbox than other clubs I’ve been to, which I don’t really mind but is worth noting. My favorite part is that people under 25 have free admission on Mondays and Thursdays which is really nice!!

Trans friendly: 10/10. I emailed Sweatbox the week before asking if they allowed trans men, and they wrote back a sincere and affirming email about how they welcome trans men and have a zero tolerance policy for transphobia, and that I should report any transphobia to the staff.

Did I fuck?: 9/10. As the youngest at the club by far, I had many men interested in me. Lots asked to fuck or asked to suck my cock (lol). I turned a lot of people away. A bit after I arrived I started making out with a guy in the steam maze and then explained I was trans. He was fine with it but was confused about what to do, so we continued making out and didn’t go further. While we were making out, another guy came up to us and said he loved eating pussy, and ate me out until I came. Then I spent the next 40 minutes scoping out the rest of the scene, and eventually went back to guy #2 to fuck in one of the booths. Given the attention I was getting from all the men, I’m sure I could have had way more sex if I wanted but wasn’t interested in most of them. I want to try going on a Thursday where it’s free for guys under 25 and supposedly there are more young guys.

Conclusion: 8.6/10 Good fun. Especially if you’re young

EDIT: The last time I went to Sweatbox, I heard from a guy I hooked up with that some older men were staring at me and calling me a girl. I never heard it myself and did not interact with them directly. But keep in mind that there will still be transphobia from some patrons!

 

[Risky Horse Business]

"keep in mind there will still be some transphobia from some older patrons"

don't worry little pooner, I'm sure we'll crush out all those thought crimes eventually.

 

[Muskcarpone]

Sounds like a few desperate men who had turned prison-gay were really lucky that day.