Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Weird question but does this guy have kids? Has he ever talked about kids?

He'll rarely bring up his daughter to fish for likes.

He'll talk about children (real kids, not Stalker Children), again, for Twitter likes.


This is just a sample; Fatrick's use of "No, Child" and the memes it spawned make it tough to search the thread.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

It stopped being funny years ago, Pat. It's just embarrassing when a mid 40 year old gets black out drunk at Applebee's
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The wrong bathroom? I'm getting tired of these transphobic conservatives posting hate speech on Twitter. I'm so tired.

 

[Bloitzhole]

Weird question but does this guy have kids?

He has a daughter. He paper aborted her and Pringles Can John, his former best friend (lappening) raised her. On his obese blog he mentioned her in a fat post about depression he wrote shortly after Robin Williams' death

Spoiler: Relevant parts

Then, two weeks after we became pregnant with our first child, she told me we were divorcing. She refused to participate in any counseling, and demanded that I sign the divorce papers or she would have me served. No warning, no signs of trouble, no money problems, no infidelity, nothing.

I pleaded with her, begged for the life we’d built together, and for the life growing in her belly. But if she heard any of it, she didn’t care. She told me that she had never loved me, had never been attracted to me, didn’t respect me, and didn’t trust me.
[...]

It, along with some less-than-helpful words from my now ex-wife, convinced me that I was so worthless, so broken, that I would be nothing but an anchor on my daughter’s life. That she would be better off if I wasn’t around to screw her up like her pathetic, unlovable father. I signed away my parental rights, not because I wanted to give her up, but because wallowing around in the pit, I believed with all my heart that I was doing what was best for her future. It’s a mistake I’ll never be able to take back, and the only thing I actually regret from that time in my life.

Also in the much circulated police report, see final sentence in paragraph 3:

Has he ever talked about kids?

Yes, child.
But otherwise only in shitty political tweets about minorities or Roe v. Wade or w/e

 

[James done did it]

Despite being white trash Ade will always be based for mindbreaking Rick. He's always had the same awful personality but the entire "I'm going to be an author and famous twitter poster" shit that brought him into contact with the wider internet came out of him needing something to salve his savaged ego. Without her contribution I doubt we'd have left the Kempesh saga where he was just being a dick to people on model building forums.

 

[Johnny Salami]

If Patrick ever decides to Troon out, will he skin-walk his first wife or second wife?

 

[AnOminous]

Whenever Patrick's drinking comes up I can't get this image out of my head.

He should have just posted a picture of himself sucking a dick. It would have been less gay.

 

[Piggle Rick]

He should have just posted a picture of himself sucking a dick. It would have been less gay.

Anything he did differently would be less gay.

 

[Broadside]

Dan the man at it again, and over on da forums the Pests seem to be warming up to the idea of making this a thing. Pest Road Trip arc??? Summer of Dan baby!



Also- Shane Noakes 2.0 incoming? What a fucking fag. How does Pat find these freaks?

Source on the other forum

Hey Erik, big guy- nobody cares if you're 6'7 and let me say, I've met plenty of guys who thought their height was a deterrent. It isn't, and lanky fucks like you are often the biggest pussies because you've never been in a fight. Your doughy little face has clearly never been hit in any serious way either, look at you lmao!

Spoiler: Edit: Erik the lolcow?

Edit: this guy could be a lolcow in training holy shit:

 

[Roland TB-303]

He'll rarely bring up his daughter to fish for likes.
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He'll talk about children (real kids, not Stalker Children), again, for Twitter likes.
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This is just a sample; Fatrick's use of "No, Child" and the memes it spawned make it tough to search the thread.

What the actual fuck? What kind of freak thinks about their children having sex let alone “amazing” sex whatever that means. Also he says a partner of your choice, like the other option is getting raped and finding it amazing. What a perverted fat fucking freak.

 

[MilkThePig]

I dunno...FAT?!!!

 

[grey area]

Twitter blurb with pronouns, height, "alignment" and generic batshit left wing values = faggot

 

[internet friend]

Also- Shane Noakes 2.0 incoming? What a fucking fag. How does Pat find these freaks?
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Source on the other forum

Hey Erik, big guy- nobody cares if you're 6'7 and let me say, I've met plenty of guys who thought their height was a deterrent. It isn't, and lanky fucks like you are often the biggest pussies because you've never been in a fight. Your doughy little face has clearly never been hit in any serious way either, look at you lmao!

Spoiler: Edit: Erik the lolcow?

Edit: this guy could be a lolcow in training holy shit:
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Even Shane looked more menacing than this fairy

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Even Shane looked more menacing than this fairy

Shane's got that tard rage potential look going for him

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

Shane's got that tard rage potential look going for him

I miss Shane. He would have screenshotted this and said that we think he's "got a look going for him". Then he would post a fat picture of himself.

 

[Piggle Rick]

I miss Shane. He would have screenshotted this and said that we think he's "got a look going for him". Then he would post a fat picture of himself.

I miss him too, he was my gateway to this site. Still, perhaps his purpose in life was to find me all the cows here that I can now enjoy. Godspeed Shane, you magnificent fat retard.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Pat readily signed his rights away to his daughter, but he will for dang sure "fight" for his daughter's rights to abortion after creampies on twitter.

I wonder if Fatty Pat would feel differently about abortion if he learned abortion queen Margaret Sanger wanted it to cut down the minority population. That directly affects his pepperoni empire.

 

[LobsterBoy669]

What the actual fuck? What kind of freak thinks about their children having sex let alone “amazing” sex whatever that means. Also he says a partner of your choice, like the other option is getting raped and finding it amazing. What a perverted fat fucking freak.

Sounds like pedo shit to me. Of course, that's just my opinion. I don't want anyone to think I'm saying in definitive terms that Patrick is a pedophile. That would be terrible. I mean, shit, without proof? Shit bros, that's a crime, so I certainly wouldn't do that.

That said, in my opinion, that sure sounds like something a gross pedo would say. And to say that about your own child? That's even more disgusting.

What I can say without worry is that, yes, Patrick is quite fat. I look at his pictures and I see a very, very fat man, with a round face and a double chin and big fat man tits.

So what I'm saying overall is that Patrick S. Tomlinson is definitely fat, and also there's a distinct possibility he's a gross pedophile. Don't take that as a statement of fact though. There's no proof out there that Patrick S. Tomlinson is a pedophile and I don't want people to get confused.

 

[RussianParasite]

I miss him too, he was my gateway to this site. Still, perhaps his purpose in life was to find me all the cows here that I can now enjoy. Godspeed Shane, you magnificent fat retard.

Shane was a shooting star of a Lolcow. Blink, and you’d miss him, but boy did he shine bright with tard rage, dumb antics, and awful pictures of himself. It was magnificent and we should all be greatful to have been around to witness it.

 

[bile demon]

I like this one .
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Nice cum smoothie fat ass

His calm and relaxed expression would not be out of place on the face of a man awaiting biopsy results. Cortisol levels not elevated by any medical standards, child.

 

[The Feline Solution]

It's not even his photo. Someone tweeted it nearly two months ago and went viral for it:

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https://twitter.com/Big_Dreez89/status/1665483518812516358

Piggy altered it a bit but it is the exact same photo. Is he even at Applebees?

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https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1682786960916578304

Why the fuck would he pretend to be getting drunk at Applebee's?

This is pathetic even by Pat's quasi non-existant standards. Is he really that desperate for Twitter likes? I know, i know, rhetorical question. He seems to be getting more and more deranged with every passing day.

I like this one .
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One of my recent favorites. He barely can conceal his seethe over destroying his $2k phone due to his own profound mental retardation but he got to get those likes in no matter what. I find that wedding band more offensive than his choice of drink, what a classless piece of shit he is.