Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[Positron]

It has transpired that Jr required all guests to his party to be vaccinated against covid, and that he also had his children vaccinated. Yet he somehow denied black people and their families the right to be protected (don't ask me how).


The Serfs somehow thinks Russell Brand brings Ron DeSantis to power.

Grindr employees join some faggy union.


Oliver Garden has allegedly started hiring troons.

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Bobby once insulted one of The Rat's holy relics. Luckily he has repented.


"Violence is the answer".

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The cast is too plain Joe and Jane. Not enough boobs, and I doubt they can deliver enough monkeycheese to satisfy the fans.

No idea.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

The more pathetic version of "Pwease hewlp me fine my fwens!"

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1682595974219198467

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It's almost like this has been an issue for years. It's almost like it's been such an issue that people have been screaming about this for years. It's almost like Bob should fucking know this because he's been uploading videos on youtube for SEVENTEEN FUCKING YEARS! Why doesn't Bob take the Jim Sterling approach and do copyright deadlock or whatever he called it? Oh that's right, because Bob doesn't bring in $10k a month in patreon bucks and actually depends on that ad money.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Bobby has another of his "fairly elegant solutions". You know what he means. I can't access the tweet he's answering to.

Starting to think Bob isn't even reading my posts here advising him about how to not sound like an eugenicist and fascist.

Perfect example of how Bob's a pathetic simp. Bob, who openly touts his status of being The Boss, attacking someone for pointing out something that denies non-established workers getting jobs in the industry he claims to promote.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Oliver Garden has allegedly started hiring troons.

If I saw that kind of freak at a Olive Garden Bob, I'd ask for the check and fucking leave. They aren't owed my patronage you fucking commie, especially if they have a bloody troon

 

[Mr Processor]

If I saw that kind of freak at a Olive Garden Bob, I'd ask for the check and fucking leave. They aren't owed my patronage you fucking commie, especially if they have a bloody troon

I mean the general rule at any restaurant is that if you run into an off-putting weirdo as an employee, you just find someplace else to eat in the future.

 

[WelperHelper99]

I mean the general rule at any restaurant is that if you run into an off-putting weirdo as an employee, you just find someplace else to eat in the future.

Exactly. Bob acts like I MUST deal with the Troon waiter. No, I really don't have to. If I feel I'm not getting good service at a place that is a notch above McDonald's, it is time to take my money to the next of many Italian restaurants. This is how you teach these places they hired a flight risk

 

[MarineN*4235431]

Starting to think Bob isn't even reading my posts here advising him about how to not sound like an eugenicist and fascist.

anyone has the hitler mario bob pic?

 

[Arthur Morgan]

The more pathetic version of "Pwease hewlp me fine my fwens!"

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1682595974219198467

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It's almost like this has been an issue for years. It's almost like it's been such an issue that people have been screaming about this for years. It's almost like Bob should fucking know this because he's been uploading videos on youtube for SEVENTEEN FUCKING YEARS! Why doesn't Bob take the Jim Sterling approach and do copyright deadlock or whatever he called it? Oh that's right, because Bob doesn't bring in $10k a month in patreon bucks and actually depends on that ad money.

These videos cannot be bringing in much money. I personally wouldn't even bother. But the Cinema Roberto needs to have his only income be from making youtube videos because otherwise he'd be just like everyone else.

Looking at his Graphtreon, I don't know if he's going to dip below $2500 next month, but it would not surprise me at all. The minimum wage in Mass. is $15 an hour. Times 40 hours a week, that's $600 a week. So you'd be making about $31200 a year if you started at McDonald's or somewhere like that. Divided by 12, that's $2600 a month.

His current patreon number is $2530, which is dropping. YT income is about $2 CPM, or 2 dollars per 1000 views. Tallying up his videos from this past month, he made 101.8k views. So he made about $203.60 from that, bringing him up to $2733.60 for the month. Not including whatever he gets from matpat, and the money he gets from old videos being rewatched. Considering he's so worried about earning $20 from his Barbie review, they can't be much.

So, by current trends, at the end of the year, Bob could quit YT, close his patreon, get a job at some store, and still make more money than he's getting now. But he won't. He'll be so convinced he's going to get another paying job somewhere, or something else will happen, and he won't have to quit and prove everyone right that he's a failure who had no business trying to be a pro critic.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Tranny waiter I leave but Troon fuckery aside unless you live in Bum fuck nowhere USA and Olive Garden and Pizza Hut are your "Eye-Talian" restaurants please go to a locally owned Italian restaurant or Pizza Joint you'll get way better fucking food.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Of course he gave Barbie a 9/10….

 

[dzonatan]

Starting to think Bob isn't even reading my posts here advising him about how to not sound like an eugenicist and fascist.

You know, I'm kind of wondering about him as a whole picture right now.
Do you guys think he just like it the way it is. It's a repeatable cycle at this point.
Blob posts an predictable leftoid position.
We react in this thread.
He probably gets kicks out of our reactions and consider this as sort of sign of owning and dominating us.
After all, we pay attention to him and discuss his output.

He's a deadbeat, social media addicted, me > you obsessed old fat fuck and the peak of his life was GameOverthinker.

Is there a rule set for lolcows who produce stale milk on this website?
He's not even that funny anymore. Just sad.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Remember that one time Bob tried to argue the term "Nazi" isn't being widely misappropriated and devalued, but in the same damn tweet proved the opposite by saying "social conservatives are nazis"?

Like Bob, you idiot, that's exactly what your side is trying to argue against. Nobody is going to be upset you call a white supremacist/nationalist/separatist/whatever group Nazis because their ideologies are so similar. People will get a little iffy when you say all racists in general are Nazis (because that's stupid. It'd make WW2 almost entirely a civil war). But once you start arguing that mainstream moderate right-wingers are "NATZEES!!" you rob the term of any substantial impact or meaning. Your seething, childish hatred of the "opposite team" is blinding you to the ridiculous contradictions in your arguments.

Also, Bob is really shitty at writing in general. His stories/articles are laden with purple prose and even his normal tweets are just barely comprehensible, because the grammar is so awkward and inarticulate.

 

[Positron]

Slavery grudge-wankers still refuse to take the dose of reality DeSantis offers.

Who is trying to covering up history? Not DeSantis. The people who deny the benefits of slavery to the slaves are the ones who try to cover up history.


I don't know; I thought men on the street are mostly aware that Bud Light hired a tranny and is now eating shit.

AOC goes on Twitch to support something called EWOC, which she describes as an organization that help workers to "organize their workplace" -- No they are not Marie Kondo; they are shit stirrers who tell workers how to organize a strike.



Papapa Rapper was... 30 years ago? What a GURRRLLLL GAMMMMMER!!!!

Bobby thinks health inspectors are child traffickers.



John Vinals is too optimistic.

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Bobby reviews the new Mission Impossible movie.

Bob was still wearing the chocolate fudge shirt so he recorded it in the same session as his Barbie review; he probably didn't even take a shower since he came home seeing Barbie.


I consider this elderly abuse.


Cruz was commenting on geopolitics of the South China Sea, and how he considered a stupid crayon map in the movie was WB's ploy to appease the Chinese censors. Cruz was reaching immensely, but he did not "declare war" on that piece of plastic trash. And if Ben Shapiro really spent 43 minutes on said plastic trash, then he is indeed a sad loser.


I agree. The Critical Drinker should stick to adult movies and leave the likes of Barbie to Bobby.

"Cutie-Honey"


Meanwhile Lesser Brother and his pals have more grown-up tastes.


And he posted this, perhaps as a reconciliatory move.

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We were Kweenz and dat.




Flash bad.






Mortal Kombat cartoon:

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Is there a rule set for lolcows who produce stale milk on this website?
He's not even that funny anymore. Just sad.

Once his clogged heart finally gives out, his thread will be moved to the Lolcows of History subforum. There, he will join greats like Lowtax, Andrew Dobson, and Elliot Rodger in the dustbin of history. But until that day comes, we'll keep documenting and discussing him here. Every so often, his filters fail and he lets slip something he shouldn't- like his stalking Lindsay Ellis, or his "fairly small amount of McDonalds for the average person" quip.

are humans, and humans are creatures of habit. So don't be surprised when there's long stretches of him doing the same thing. Another cow I follow, Russell Greer, rarely produces content beyond messages to Instagram models- but what he produces is inevitably good. Give Bob some time; his failing liver and the slow demise of Disney will produce something worthwhile.

Mortal Kombat cartoon:

Johnny Cage is the one good part of Mortal Kombat. I hope they don't mess it up.

Meanwhile Lesser Brother and his pals have more grown-up tastes.

I hope Lesser Brother remembers that history isn't black and white when talking about Japanese internment, or the events leading to a certain Austrian painter seizing power.

"Cutie-Honey"

Yeah, I've noticed people are beginning to wear obnoxiously bright pink because of this movie. They're calling it "Barbiecore." This is a sad indictment of our culture.

As for Robert, he's probably hoping contributing to the social rot will get some girl in bed with him. Assuming his alcoholism hasn't destroyed his ability to "get it up," this shilling a movie aimed at little girls is pathetic and a bit creepy.

I agree. The Critical Drinker should stick to adult movies and leave the likes of Barbie to Bobby.

Case in point. That this movie was live action, instead of a cartoon like every other Barbie movie made, tells me it's meant for 30something single women.

Bobby reviews the new Mission Impossible movie.

I tried uploading the 7:32 minute video no less than 4 times and still failed. Bob was still wearing the chocolate fudge shirt so he recorded it in the same session as his Barbie review; he probably didn't even take a shower since he came home seeing Barbie.

I actually saw the new Mission Impossible movie recently. It's a summer popcorn flick, nothing more. He prefers Barbie (a movie geared towards children) because he's just interested in beating his meat to Margot Robbie.

Also, there's a typo in Bob's second tweet.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I hope Lesser Brother remembers that history isn't black and white when talking about Japanese internment, or the events leading to a certain Austrian painter seizing power.

The US government also did the same with Italians and Germans. Of the three ethnicities that were under internment, the Germans are the only ones who haven't gotten an official apology from the US government.

 

[OutInTheRain]

He probably gets kicks out of our reactions and consider this as sort of sign of owning and dominating us.
After all, we pay attention to him and discuss his output.

I don't think he has the capacity to think like this. Understand that Blobby believes himself to be a genius, a modern intellectual. While if it was an Andy Kaufman style of performance, it would be amazing, sadly Blobby is a real person. He hates any type of pushback, any type of criticism. It drives him nuts, and he lashes out or outright blocks anyone who does. Most lolcows have long stretches of boring, but few can manage the constant bad takes of the footless fuhrer, he is a window into lefty twitter and its unrestrained ID.

 

[Mr Processor]

MovieBob thinks Ben Shapiro wants to burn Margo Robbie.

Burning stupid dolls tells you nothing about a person "predilections" except that they have a juvenile sense of humor, or just enjoy watching things burn. Or, in Shapiro's case, it's a publicity stunt and Bob reacted exactly as Shapiro wanted him to.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Or, in Shapiro's case, it's a publicity stunt and Bob reacted exactly as Shapiro wanted him to.

It's the equivalent of throwing a bone and the dog chasing after it.

 

[King Dead]

I consider this elderly abuse.

So Bob's mom has mental issues, I see. I guess the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree.

You think that Ma Chipman looks at how her sons turned out and wondered how it would have gone if she'd had more daughters instead? Considering how little their sister shows up in this thread, it seems she's the most well-adjusted Chipman sibling, though it's more of a win by default.

I agree. The Critical Drinker should stick to adult movies and leave the likes of Barbie to Bobby.

For those that wanted to do a fallacy bingo, you can mark off argumentum ad populum on your cards.

Obviously, Drinker's review was more than just "pink movie make me feel bad ". A fair chunk of it was discussing how the marketing team did a fantastic job hiding how Barbie was nothing but a man-hating feminist screed, and how it was a major disappointment that a movie that looked like a goofy romcom turned out to be so spiteful. As people in the thread here on the farms have said, the movie ends with the Kens being subjugated by the Barbies again "until women are treated equally in the Real World." No message of finding common ground and striving for equality, nope, let's just make the dumb himbos our slaves again!

I have doubts that Barbie's gonna have legs, ironically. Word's already getting around that it's nothing like the trailers suggested, and it doesn't matter how much pink you coat your feminist preaching in, people don't really want to subject themselves to two hours of that. It's riding high because it was painted as something lighthearted and fun, but word of mouth can be a killer.

Meanwhile Lesser Brother and his pals have more grown-up tastes.

I would like to point out that Bob has yet to release a review for Oppenheimer. Whether this is because he didn't get to go to a press screening, he hasn't gotten around to seeing it himself, or he's nursing that Nolan hateboner, Bob's failing to be timely on one of the biggest movies of the summer.

I am 100% positive that if he ever does post a review, it will be less than the 9/10 he gave Barbie, all because the Wrong People like Nolan's movies.

We were Kweenz and dat.

I am not a comics expert (but neither is Bobby), but I have literally never heard of this character. Maybe she has a storied history in the DC universe, but if she does, it'd be news to me. She looks like a diversity hire version of Wonder Woman, and if James Gunn is dumb enough to replace one of the most iconic DC heroes with her, then frankly I don't think he's the genius that Bob insists he is.

If you ever wondered why Bob so easily calls for genocide of actual human beings, remember that he empathizes with a half-deflated Mario balloon. That really shows the level of how broken his brain is.

 

[Positron]

the movie ends with the Kens being subjugated by the Barbies again "until women are treated equally in the Real World."

Why should men, the ruthless oppressors of women in the Real World, care about what happens in Doll World? It makes no fucking sense. I hate nepotistic twats like Gerwig.


If I understand the synopsis on Wikipedia correctly, the Kens are never oppressed in Doll World; instead they loaf around and have fun like real-world trophy wives.

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MovieBob thinks Ben Shapiro wants to burn Margo Robbie.

Barbie is not real, friendo. The only reply Bobby got.

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Musk rebrands Twitter as "X". Nutters are inconsolable as usual.


Nutters can't stop talking about Sound of Freedom.


The GOP is obsessed with trannies.


Italy is obsessed with trannies.

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For once, Bobby is dissatisfied with a piece of Disney consoom.


Capeshit fatigue is never a thing.



I didn't realize RDJ is in Oppenheimer.


Mr. Beast tranny drama.