Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[REGENDarySumanai]

Chris Tyson is a deadbeat dad who became a tranny to chase cock. Bob will defend this "dainty lady" until either of them die.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Who is trying to covering up history? Not DeSantis. The people who deny the benefits of slavery to the slaves are the ones who try to cover up history.

they make it sound like if someone's trying to find a silver lining in that cloud, that it must mean they're itching to bring slavery back.

I had a concept of the perfect example of what a Mario-shka Bob joke would look like:

There was a kid's song, called " Boom-boom, Ain't it great to be Crazy?"

https://www.songsforteaching.com/folk/boomboomaintitgreattobecrazy.php

I think K-Tel/The mini Pops or something like that did a recording of it in the 80s or 90s

Now, imagine ONE kid decides to change "Crazy" to "Foolish" because lulz

Then, imagine another kid, hearing the "Foolish" version, decides to change it to "Jewish".

Now, imagine Moviebob, seeing the string, or being aware of it somehow -maybe he knows the kid that made the "Foolish" version, quotes the lyrical version "Boom-boom ain't it great to be, JEW-ISH!"

NOBODY (but maybe the kid who made it up to begin with - the Foolish version) would get it, because although Jewish rhymes with Foolish, neither Foolish nor Jewish rhyme with Crazy. So this is a Mario-shka missing middle joke.

 

[Mr Processor]

Italy is obsessed with trannies.

The reason why sane people are banning trannies from beauty pageants is not because they have an unfair advantage, it's because they don't belong there, period.

The fact that they've won in some of the ones that have allowed them shows an extreme level of political madness in those pageants. It certainly doesn't indicate that they won fairly over their female competitors.

 

[Koby_Fish]

So Bob's mom has mental issues, I see. I guess the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree.

Bob's mom drinks a non-zero amount of wine, probably with every meal. She's likely a "wine-mom".

Italy is obsessed with trannies.

Do they allow women who have had plastic surgery to go in beauty contests? Cuz y'know, regardless of birth sex, that would seem like cheating to me.

 

[Positron]

I uploaded Bobby's Mission Impossible 7 review video. Look for it on the previous page.

And he just made another bellyache over Flash. 24 minutes.

Tony Goldmark is unhappy with The Rat's discless consoom too.

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As Dr. Offit said, two nurses in Samoa mistakenly reconstituted the MMR vaccine with a muscle relaxant, causing children to die. But let's blame Jr. instead because he flooded Facebook with disinfo. Offit claims Jr. had went to Samoa, spoke with the anti-vaccine activists there, and "kept the drumbeat alive", but he cannot produce evidence that the drop in vaccination rate is directly due to the activity of Jr.



InfraHaz thinks Meagan Markle has the potential for a successful political career.



I bet jonny thinks George Soros shares class solidarity with him.




White South Africans are the only good South Africans.

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

Chris Tyson is a deadbeat dad who became a tranny to chase cock. Bob will defend this "dainty lady" until either of them die.

Robert will defend Chris even after the 41% event, and find a way to blame the farms. His efforts to shield the truly vulnerable(TM), paltry as they are, will not stop until his own demise, or if public sentiment truly swings the other way and trannies stop being one of the new priestly castes.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Woke is infecting everything with leftist. Can't say faggot, can't make joke, always praise the gays, never see a white guy on a TV ad anymore- how is that not cultural?

InfraHaz thinks Meagan Markle has the potential for a successful political career.

Markle is BPD enough to try Blob. And you seem happy about it traitor.

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Bob refusing to admit Washington is a swamp of bureaucracy. Bold.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Woke is infecting everything with leftist. Can't say faggot, can't make joke, always praise the gays, never see a white guy on a TV ad anymore- how is that not cultural?

Woke is no fun allowed.

 

[King Dead]

If I understand the synopsis on Wikipedia correctly, the Kens are never oppressed in Doll World; instead they loaf around and have fun like real-world trophy wives.

I'd really like whatever feminists are smoking where they truly believe that they aren't excessively privileged in modern Western society. It's illustrated quite nicely in the movie, albeit unintentionally: the Barbies are hyper-competent and can be literally anything, yet they also surrender to the Kencel uprising without a fight and become wholly subservient thanks to the magic of the Patriarchy™...only to turn right back around and be hyper-competent slavemasters through the power of feminism.

Which is it, Greta? Are women badass girlbosses or helpless victims? You can't do both.

Italy is obsessed with trannies.

As @Mr Processor said, it's about keeping men out of women's spaces. Nobody thinks that troons are actually more attractive than women, and the only reason any would win is for woke points. Bravo to Italy for saying they don't want to put up with that shit. I'm sure the contestants are glad they won't have to deal with men in their dressing rooms either.

Also, I think someone who looks like a sex pest really shouldn't be lecturing others about creepy perverts.

For once, Bobby is dissatisfied with a piece of Disney consoom.

You will own nothing, and you will be happy.

Capeshit fatigue is never a thing.

As that reply states, I don't think general audiences were even aware that Blade was a Marvel property; it was never strongly advertised as such, just a slick vampire hunting movie. X-Men was more well known as capeshit, and it had been in development in one form or another since the mid-80s, with the actual movie's development beginning in earnest in the mid-90s at Fox.

Bob is also being disingenuous here considering how wildly different capeshit is now compared to then. Note how he implies all these movies came out back-to-back, when in actuality there's a two-year gap between each. DC's film efforts were stalled at this point, so it was only Marvel properties having releases, each one contained in its own bubble instead of the sprawling monstrosity that the MCU became. If you were a fan of a particular series, you'd be watching one movie every two or three years, as opposed to three or four in a single year (and don't forget the TV shows!).

To imply that people can't be fatigued with the concept of capeshit after having it shoved down their collective throats for a decade is delusion of the highest order.

Mr. Beast tranny drama.

Okay, there are a couple ways to take this troon's story.

Supposing he's telling the truth, that he's been a secret tranny for years now, then MrBeast is a pretty awful friend for not getting him help. He's an even worse friend for letting him get married without informing his fiance that he's a sex pest, information that would have been really important to know about beforehand. He may have thought he was being helpful and supportive, not wanting to burn a lifelong friendship; same with the others at the time, just going along to get along. But all they really ended up doing was enabling a delusion.

Alternatively, he also could be lying to cover his ass about his sudden descent into degeneracy, implying that this wasn't just a flippant decision for coom but something he's been dealing with for years. If it's a lie, then that puts MrBeast in a shitty position as well; he knows the truth, but he can't say anything negative for fear of hurting his brand by throwing the dumb troon under the bus. It could very well be a manipulative move from the troon to ensure ol' Jimmy doesn't cut him off entirely.

Bob, of course, takes this story at face value and doesn't question it at all, because troons are stunning and brave.

Y'know, we're just using your terminology. If you don't like it, you shouldn't have invented those terms in the first place.

 

[OutInTheRain]

Capeshit fatigue is never a thing.

Genre fatigue is certainly a thing. Especially when you start getting a mess of derivative and poorly made cashgrabs, like we have seen from the rat over the last 5ish years. You start training an audience to avoid certain genres, because most of the films are bad, and then they wait to see what other people say. That leads to studio risk aversion if a certain type of movie can't guarantee a big first weekend. No one wants to stake 200 million on getting good word of mouth. As well, there are only so many times you can tell the same story. People check out, and it's a slow process at first, then it's all at once.

Now, in the 90's there were, 3 mainstream capeshit movies, all of them Batman. Blade isn't really a superhero movie, it's an action film, and a pretty good one. X-Men came out in 2000, and Spiderman was 2001. Both properties had successful cartoons in the 90's. So they had years of advertising for a film that came out when their audience was turning into teens. Batman of course had a very successful cartoon, which kept its young fans, and certainly lessened the blow of the Schumacher films. People were stoked for Batman Begins in 2005.

What has changed, is that the MCU is very samey, there isn't any variety in the films. The plots are mostly recycled, the jokes are all the same, and people are bored. They are moving onto the next thing, which is natural. Now, Spiderman, Batman and X-Men as properties are probably going to be fine in the long run. Those are the big three of American comics, and have been for decades. Although X-Men has certainly faded, and seems to be more about dick sucking these days. I am just glad that the capeshit era is ending finally.

 

[Koby_Fish]

And he just made another bellyache over Flash. 24 minutes.

holy shit bob sucks at editing and words. Motherfucker ackshually said "Fest Quetch" instead of "Fetch Quest" and I'm sure he thought it was hIlARiOuS but it's NOT fucking funny. At all. It's cringe AF.

Bob's sperging about DC vs Marvel and the whole Men trying to be Gods vs Gods Trying to Be Men thing was pretty blue-curtainy, but the reality is, personal responsibility is something that people like Bob don't like. So naturally, people like Bob don't like a "And the lesson is, never try" theme. Not surprising, given his "Not Ackshually Atheism, Friendo!" 101 beliefs. It's also deeply ironic, given that Bob doesn't do anything. His version of "trying" is thinking, or attempting to think believe something into existence.

LOL Bob shitting on the Epoch Times. Bob, why do you hate the Chinese so much?

Which is it, Greta? Are women badass girlbosses or helpless victims? You can't do both.

for blue curtainists like Bob, it HAS to be both, because how else do you show Patriarchy Bad?

To imply that people can't be fatigued with the concept of capeshit after having it shoved down their collective throats for a decade is delusion of the highest order.

Bob's in desperation denial mode, hoping that if he denies that people can get sick of capeshit (and thus stop going to see it in theaters), then people will continue to accept Capeshit even if it's so full of over-analyzed blue curtains that nobody can stand it.

Y'know, we're just using your terminology. If you don't like it, you shouldn't have invented those terms in the first place.

it stands to reason that the Postmodernist IngSoc Justice crowd grows annoyed when others redefine their chosen lingo for them, after all the IngSoc Justice crowd has been redefining other peoples' words for them unilaterally for about a century now. It's only bad when the MAGAnaiseghoulen does it.

Genre fatigue is certainly a thing. Especially when you start getting a mess of derivative and poorly made cashgrabs, like we have seen from the rat over the last 5ish years. You start training an audience to avoid certain genres, because most of the films are bad, and then they wait to see what other people say. That leads to studio risk aversion if a certain type of movie can't guarantee a big first weekend. No one wants to stake 200 million on getting good word of mouth. As well, there are only so many times you can tell the same story. People check out, and it's a slow process at first, then it's all at once.

you know what absolutely suffered from genre fatigue? Westerns. I can't recall if Bob even touched on there being Westerns Fatigue, but if he ever did acknowledge that there was in fact Westerns Fatigue, he'd be a hypocrite given he believes that Capeshit is the gift that keeps on giving.

But then of course, Westerns have far fewer explosions and Michael Bayisms and CGI. Bob's lizard brain responds to the action and SFX and things going Boom, and tries to pass it off as "it's GOOD!" For he is the Kwisatz Tarderach, Lard of Lynn, Last of his Line, Bob the Blue Curtain Builder, Masshole Mussolini, Pol Potbelly, the crayon-eating, paste consooming, exceptional Blue Curtain Analysis Expert.

 

[Dean Pentel]

For he is the Kwisatz Tarderach, Lard of Lynn, Last of his Line, Bob the Blue Curtain Builder, Masshole Mussolini, Pol Potbelly, the crayon-eating, paste consooming, exceptional Blue Curtain Analysis Expert.

This part was very good. I liked it.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

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Bob was still wearing the chocolate fudge shirt so he recorded it in the same session as his Barbie review; he probably didn't even take a shower since he came home seeing Barbie.

So, is he keeping his voice down so mommy won't have to hear his bullshit, or is he just so fucking done with this gig that he can't even pretend to have any investment in it? I guess it could be both, but considering at the start of his Escapist run he had some energy in him despite recording in the living room on the family computer, I'm pretty sure he just wishes there was a way he could walk away from this.

And you could Bob. You could just get a job elsewhere, say your goodbyes, and retire from criticism with the knowledge that you'll never have to deal with the 'trolls' ever again. But since that would make you just like everyone else, you'll never do it.

 

[Flexo]

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MovieBob thinks Ben Shapiro wants to burn Margo Robbie.

Burning stupid dolls tells you nothing about a person "predilections" except that they have a juvenile sense of humor, or just enjoy watching things burn. Or, in Shapiro's case, it's a publicity stunt and Bob reacted exactly as Shapiro wanted him to.

Let me guess Bob, this just proves Mike is a real killer or something? Was this video more frightening to you than any horror movie?

 

[Mr Processor]

I'd really like whatever feminists are smoking where they truly believe that they aren't excessively privileged in modern Western society. It's illustrated quite nicely in the movie, albeit unintentionally: the Barbies are hyper-competent and can be literally anything, yet they also surrender to the Kencel uprising without a fight and become wholly subservient thanks to the magic of the Patriarchy™...only to turn right back around and be hyper-competent slavemasters through the power of feminism.

Which is it, Greta? Are women badass girlbosses or helpless victims? You can't do both.

I have a sister so I know how little girls play with Barbie dolls. It seems to mainly involve stealing my Ensign Checkov doll and dressing him up in weird clothes.


I'm not sure if my sister actually had a Ken doll now that I think about it, I just know that the crew of the Enterprise often had to go without their Russian Ensign. I can only imagine he experienced worse horrors than that time Khan put that horrible creature in his ear.

Let me guess Bob, this just proves Mike is a real killer or something? Was this video more frightening to you than any horror movie?

I remember they first started comparing destroying toys to "violence against women" when Ethan Van Sciver made a video of himself destroying a Rose Tico figure. In another video Mike remarked that people were upset at him for destroying a bunch of old, dirty, broken Star Wars toys. I'm wondering if these people actually played with toys as children? Because toys tend not to survive childhood intact. To quote Colonel Kurtz, "The horror... the horror."

 

[Positron]

AOC shows solidarity with her own class.

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Pedo groomers don't even bother to hide their lust for children's junk any more.


Smart Angel (Don't remember him? He is the only person in years that Bobby disagrees with yet still regards as smart) returns to talk about Marxism and #MeToo.


X's girlboss X-plains the brand change and her plans to bring X-tra features to the masses.

WTF does that even mean?

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Bobby explains to non-people what the Barbie movie really says.

For 8 hours nobody replied to him.

Bobby wants Waititi to fuck up Thor some more.


Stinkface Larson is thrown under the bus in favor of Muzzie Cutie.


Bobby divines from the cards.


Defending the One True God against infidel cultists.

Nicole Kidman is entirely replaceable and interchangeable with the other dozens of plastic dolls that haunt Hollywood. She will be quickly forgotten after she dies; her most famous role is being Tom Cruise's ex.

Who cares.

I can't recall if Bob even touched on there being Westerns Fatigue, but if he ever did acknowledge that there was in fact Westerns Fatigue, he'd be a hypocrite given he believes that Capeshit is the gift that keeps on giving.

You are probably right. I think what he means to say below is that there has not been a "Westerns Fatigue" because critics didn't say so.


And he blames audience today calling everything "superhero movies".

 

[WelperHelper99]

I have a sister so I know how little girls play with Barbie dolls. It seems to mainly involve stealing my Ensign Checkov doll and dressing him up in weird clothes.
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I'm not sure if my sister actually had a Ken doll now that I think about it, I just know that the crew of the Enterprise often had to go without their Russian Ensign. I can only imagine he experienced worse horrors than that time Khan put that horrible creature in his ear.

Those Star Trek dolls are pure goofy charm and give me Robot Chicken fuzzies. Hopefully your sister was nice to Checkov lol

I remember they first started comparing destroying toys to "violence against women" when Ethan Van Sciver made a video of himself destroying a Rose Tico figure. In another video Mike remarked that people were upset at him for destroying a bunch of old, dirty, broken Star Wars toys. I'm wondering if these people actually played with toys as children? Because toys tend not to survive childhood intact. To quote Colonel Kurtz, "The horror... the horror."

I'm sad some of my old toys got destroyed because they'd be worth something. That and letting my nephews play with them. Bobby and his tard clan are sad because CONSOOM.

 

[ChampFantana]

I know Bobby can't imagine a more pathetic and worthless life than being a Snyderbro, but let's indulge ourselves with a mental exercise.

Imagine a 42 year old, incredibly stupid "movie critic" who lives in mommy's basement.

Imagine this same person is the slimiest lickspittle Disney could ever possibly have.


Imagine also that such a loser has never so much as kissed a woman, yet HONESTLY believes that if he simps hard enough, some troon he white-knights for on Twitter will one day give him a crumb of bussy.

Imagine that he does all of this for slightly more than minimum wage.

Sounds pretty worthless and pathetic to me. (None of the above descriptions are imaginary. They're all ACTUALLY true.)

 

[WelperHelper99]

Pedo groomers don't even bother to hide their lust for children's junk any more.

Bob once again shows he isn't a parent. This guy's face screams bad news and the need for a hard drive search on his turbo autistic 16 TB storage tranny computer

Bobby divines from the cards.

Reading a lot into superhero covers. You're the reason no one can talk comics without sounding like a Redditor covered with cheeto dust Blob

 

[Flexo]

I'd really like whatever feminists are smoking where they truly believe that they aren't excessively privileged in modern Western society. It's illustrated quite nicely in the movie, albeit unintentionally: the Barbies are hyper-competent and can be literally anything, yet they also surrender to the Kencel uprising without a fight and become wholly subservient thanks to the magic of the Patriarchy™...only to turn right back around and be hyper-competent slavemasters through the power of feminism.

Which is it, Greta? Are women badass girlbosses or helpless victims? You can't do both.

Oh no. It's so much better than that...

https://www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv-movie-features/barbie-greta-gerwig-interview-margot-robbie-ryan-gosling-superhero-movie-1234769344/

The feminism in this film comes out so naturally, just by placing Barbie and Ken in the real world. It starts the moment they arrive in Venice Beach. Ken feels that people are suddenly looking at him with respect, and Barbie doesn’t have the words for it, but she feels she’s being objectified. Did that flow out as naturally as it seems?​

I think of the film as humanist above anything else. How Barbie operates in Barbieland is she’s entirely continuous with her environment. Even the houses have no walls, because you never need to hide because there’s nothing to be ashamed of or embarrassed of. And suddenly finding yourself in the real world and wishing you could hide, that’s the essence of being human. But when we were actually shooting on Venice Beach, with Margot and Ryan in neon rollerblading outfits, it was fascinating because it was actually happening in front of us. People would go by Ryan, high-five him, and say, “Awesome, Ryan, you look great!” And they wouldn’t actually say anything to Margot. They’d just look at her. It was just surreal. In that moment, she did feel self-conscious. And as the director, I wanted to protect her. But I also knew that the scene we were shooting had to be the scene where she felt exposed. And she was exposed, both as a celebrity and as a lady. To be fair, Ryan was like, “I wish I wasn’t wearing this vest.” [Laughs.] But it was a different kind of discomfort.​

Remember, "it was ACTUALLY happening in front of us" - except in the movie a man slaps Barbie on the ass and in real life... she was ignored.

"Actually" happening guys.

Because that's feminism you know. If anybody notices or pays attention to you, that's bad. But if nobody notices or ignores you, that's also bad. Whatever happens is bad and it's a man's fault.

I have a sister so I know how little girls play with Barbie dolls. It seems to mainly involve stealing my Ensign Checkov doll and dressing him up in weird clothes.


I'm not sure if my sister actually had a Ken doll now that I think about it, I just know that the crew of the Enterprise often had to go without their Russian Ensign. I can only imagine he experienced worse horrors than that time Khan put that horrible creature in his ear.

I am now imaging an entire TOS episode where Chehov is basically Sir Robin in castle Anthrax.

And you know what? Good for him! The poor Russian had a hard time of it on the show. (would probably still be more entertaining than the Barbie movie)