Thought these two posts and their comments were worth sharing. I was laughing my ass off imagining Lucas trying to do some of these things. Also I love how he's like a fucking 4 year old whenever anyone tells him to try something. "Hey go apply somewhere." "How am I supposed to do that?". God he's fucking retarded.
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He is on the job search facade again, is he? Lucas is too lazy and dumb and autistic to work. He wants the government to provide for him, the true burden on society that he is.
Lol at the people suggesting that he could do IT work. Absolutely not! The cow wouldn't know the first thing to do with it.
God, it is amazing how dumb he is. How do I do that? Look it up, you lazy cow! Do a Google search. The fat faggot can't do anything for himself.
The lolcow has been unemployed for over 20 years and last time he was talking about getting a job he was going on and on about getting resumes and physically bringing them to employers. That of course, never happened. Before that he was talking about how he needed new shoes and glasses to work. Like an old Sol Rosenberg Jerky Boys skit.
The cow never got new glasses or rx shoes. Right after he was moooing about the resumes he fell out at a 7-11 and had to be rushed into dialysis.
As has been brought up, the cow would mooo and reee if his retard bux were garnished. If he starts working a job that reports taxes this will happen. Plus, his retard housing would be livid if his rent was short due to the government garnishing the tugboat before they could. And by the time they got to Lucas the money would have been spent at the Steam Plant and Stinker Daggers.
I do hope Lucas tries to make Tiktoks. I really do. That will give us more milk that we all have been thirsty for.
