Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 15.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 5 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 101 25.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 71 17.8%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 161 40.3%

  • Total voters
    400
Then I think the bullshit with Vic's case permanently broke any remaining faith he had in the law, or at least made him more disgusted with it if he didn't have any to start with.
I wouldn't call it having any faith in the law, more like having faith in what he believes the law should be and having a lackadaisical attitude towards it until it fucks them over. I say them cause this applies to Ty Beard too imo.
 
He arrived early for Taekwondo practice and the cheerleader squad was still clearing out of the gym. Met a hot cheerleader, struck a deal that several of the cheerleaders would sign up for taekwondo if Nick could get a similar number of his friends to join the cheer squad. Went on to marry the cheerleader. That's the condensed version.
It's mentioned a few times in the thread, this is the earliest I could find. Apparently Nick talks about it sometimes.
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It was obvious to me because Nick was just too good to be true. He appeared to be a moderately intelligent, charismatic, family/income focused content creator with a genuinely conservative lifestyle. That's a human being that can't exist.
(Oh look, reply worked!)

I expected a ball or two to drop somewhere somehow. What I did not expect was for him to drop both of them into a literal ballcage provided by his wife's bull.

There is also the tearing off of his trad dad skinsuit like a bad sun itch at the meer inkling of going back to business as usual. He's like Hulk, but instead of going green, he turns to a giant scrotum. His voice even sometimes sounds like a ballsack got lodged in his throat. Either that or he is still wearing his Balldo into his livestreams.
 
I wouldn't call it having any faith in the law, more like having faith in what he believes the law should be and having a lackadaisical attitude towards it until it fucks them over. I say them cause this applies to Ty Beard too imo.
Anyone who’s had to deal with courts knows to expect some gut punches from inexplicable or downright fucked up decisions. If Nick wasn’t already disillusioned with the legal system by the time Vic’s case rolled around, that’s all the proof I need to verify that he’s really never done much legal work.
 
Are they both in a rural area?

Just want to compare apples to apples here...

In other news, Nick is covering a Trial! The suitcase GF murder, but he is splitting coverage across the day with multiple channels.
Good to see legal coverage again, but I want to hear legal shit, not bad jokes. Like why did the lawyer ask these questions? Why does the lawyer keep bringing up PPE? Why is it important to go through these steps.
 
Good to see legal coverage again, but I want to hear legal shit, not bad jokes. Like why did the lawyer ask these questions? Why does the lawyer keep bringing up PPE? Why is it important to go through these steps.
You would have to watch a stream by an actual lawyer to find out. The only thing you will learn by watching Nick is how to stuff your balls into someone's asshole. Or get balls stuffed in YOUR asshole.
 
Lmao. "Uh expected muh justice. . .instead I got muh reality."
Hearing “Obviously the judge is going to rule [X]“ or “This legal process should be winding up soon” are both tells that someone has had zero interaction with the court system. Recommending Ty Beard for a defamation suit is the other one.
 
The following really got it wrong in rating that speculation on Nick‘s lolcow future:

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Have @damian, @waffle or @Deadpool been to this thread lately?
To be perfectly honest, I almost certainly would have negrated it too. If I saw that post at the time. Such was Nick's popularity in 2019. I brought it up to congratulate @Yellow Yam Scam, and not to shame anybody.

Null hit the nail on the head that Nick had a "whitepilling" effect on much of the Farms back then, and that's why there exists a strong sense of disappointment and betrayal now, It's because of the disconnect in how he once presented himself, and how he actually is.

It was obvious to me because Nick was just too good to be true. He appeared to be a moderately intelligent, charismatic, family/income focused content creator with a genuinely conservative lifestyle. That's a human being that can't exist.
Hey now! Nick says that he never presented himself as any of those things. Especially not conservative! YoU'Re PRoJEcTING! It was a mass hallucination shared by most of the Farms!

But seriously, my hat's off to you for predicting this a lot sooner than most people on KF. I myself didn't pick up on the fact that something was seriously rotten until late 2020.
 
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It was obvious to me because Nick was just too good to be true. He appeared to be a moderately intelligent, charismatic, family/income focused content creator with a genuinely conservative lifestyle. That's a human being that can't exist.
Let us just hope those that come after Nick does end up cracking the code and remain as such. Nick had the potential but he fucked up with no chance for redemption.
 
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To be perfectly honest, I almost certainly would have negrated it too. If I saw that post at the time. Such was Nick's popularity in 2019. I brought it up to congratulate @Yellow Yam Scam, and not to shame anybody.
Yeah, and I wasn’t having a go. Just teasing.

That said, I’ve always been amazed at how some people will insist that certain online personalities couldn’t possibly be lolcows. (Thinking specifically of Dax Herrera aka Dick Masterson, perhaps the most glaringly obvious lolcow whose reaction to having a thread here should have made it clear he qualified. I believe Ralph also had people fighting against his lolcow status. We need a running list of these examples but I’m too lazy to make it myself.)

The truth is that those who want to be well known are more often than not already damaged and it’s just a matter of time before their true natures become more obvious — especially if they share details of their personal life with their audience. Once they start keeping company with other e-fame seekers it’s game over.

Nick seemed to have ticked all the boxes quite early on, especially as he emerged due to an association with Dax. Back then people were still arguing Dax himself didn’t deserve a thread and stanning embarrassingly hard for him. Parasocial relationships are strong narcotics for some.
 
Perhaps he would be most helped by getting a fucking job. Has Nick done literally anything he can be proud of outside of keeping his kids alive (so far)?

I think this is part of the reason behind his fuck up. He was always a failure in the past. Mediocre in high school. Mickey Mouse undergrad degree because 'I wanna be a writer'. Failed pathetically in his chosen profession. Sold nothing at all.

Gets on his hands and knees and begs the parents;

"I'm gonna turn this all around. If you'll just pay for law school, I'll work really hard, become a lawyer -- someone that you can be really proud of. Someone who earns loads of money!"

Goes to a mediocre law school. Works like the midwit that he is. Graduates. Nobody's going to hire this moron. But even if they did (and they won't) Nick is too self-important to go and work for the man. Back on his hands and knees in front of the parents. (Can you tell I watch too many Korean dramas? Those fuckers are always on their knees in front of the parents.)

"If only you'll lend me the money to set up my own law firm, I'm bound to be a success. Look, I have the law degree. I passed the bar. I'm clearly working harder than I ever have."

Sure, but not hard enough. Nobody just up and sets up a law practice without any actual experience of working as a lawyer. It's fucking insane. You can't learn the shit you need to run any kind of business without first learning the trade. Oh sure, perhaps you might luck into starting something in a new disruptive industry where nobody knows anything and demand for your product is so hard that you can muddle through without knowing anything. But in an established trade like the practice of law? Forget it.

So Nick sets up his law firm. It's an abject failure. He gets no business because he's got no fucking clue what he's doing. To fill up the mountains of free time he has when most young lawyers would be shipping those billable hours, Nick starts his YouTube channel. And fuck me dead if he doesn't experience some success for the first time in his life. Initially, he's groping around, looking for a role to play -- God knows, nobody would be interested in this failure of a trust-fund baby. What the hell could he talk about that would make people care?

And then he hits on his trad Christian lawyer dad role. And it's successful. People like him because unlike most people with those values, he appears to be open and funny. Those things tend to be absent in most traditional Christian types. He has an irreverent sense of humour, that allows him to build an audience, and so during Rittenhouse and Depp, he starts live streaming and coining money hand over fist. He's able to get other YouTube lawyers who are looking to grift to appear on his shows and he's anointed Pope of LolTube.

Consequently, he manages to convince himself that he's a fucking genius. He must be a genius. He spotted an unexploited niche (of course, he did no such thing -- there were a pile of YouTube lawyers that predate Nick) and he made a million dollars that year. How the hell could he not be a social media genius? And all those know-nothing motherfuckers telling him to pull-up, pull-up? Incels and prudes, the lot of them.

So I think it was his pride in building that YouTube channel, building an audience, persuading a handful of them that they should subscribe to his locals channel and spunk off $5 a month in his direction that convinced him that he was right and that he'd be stupid to start taking advice from others. After all, if he'd listened to those people. he wouldn't be the success he was today, right?

It's Niggie Smalls syndrome.

"This live stream is dedicated to all the teachers who told me I'd never amount to nuffin'.
To all the troons who reported me to YouTube when I was hustlin'.
Called the jannies on me when I was just trying to make some money to pay a plastic surgeon to tighten up my wife's snatch and pay the nanny to look after my five kids (It's all good)
And all the other lolyers in the grift,
You know what I'm sayin'? It's all good, baby baby...

 
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I appreciate the correction.
For reference, here's a picture of the dildo. And Taylor. She is in her early/mid 20s.
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I believe Deadpool has passed away. If he’s been on this thread recently, I would be impressed.
His name is Deadpool and he is dead. Ironic. Pressing F for a fallen Kiwi.

Since legal vices ducked out to take a power nap I turned into Nick's stream. No law talk. All coomer talk. He talked about the dilto at great length and opined smashing or passing on Taylor. What a loser.
 
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He has an irreverent sense of humour, that allows him to build an audience, and so during Rittenhouse and Depp, he starts live streaming and coining money hand over fist.
I might be mistaken because it’s been a few years, but I remember Nicky Rackets first getting traction by commenting on Maddox’s faggot-ass lawsuit against balding fatso Dax Herrera. It seemed even then people were eager to throw money at him just for telling them what they wanted to hear (that Maddox was a pathetic retard — which happened to be true).

Maybe he feels he owes something to Dax for helping him get his start, and that’s what stops him from putting distance between himself and degenerate Dax. Or maybe Nick is just as much a degenerate and is genuinely thrilled to have another skank to co-sign his bullshit.
 
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