Manosphere Simon Alexander Öhlund / Simon Öhlund / Simon Ölund / SwedishElliotRodger / SWEDISHGOD28 - Pedophile and wannabe-rapist. Fucks his cat.

i nearly raped two girls tonight. I drank some before i went out. Did not find a good chance. I might try tomorrow. I went up to two girls and i told them i thought they looked beautiful and how their night has been. But it was too crowded. People think i am nice when in reality i am not. I have two personalities.

There should be a counter somewhere for how many times Simon has claimed to have either "nearly raped" (Read: stared at girls from 50 meters away) or "raped" (Read: jacked off into his mothers panties while watching rape-porn)

A girl doesn't want to sleep with you because you think it's ok to rape her. Let me ask you this: would you find it ok for a girl to come up to you while you're out on the street and drinking and rape you?

I'm sure he'd love everything about it, including the humiliation.
 
Heads up!

Simon Öhlund is now looking for a court protocol that describes in detail the molestation of small children. Remember that this guy previously have openly admitted to watching CP.

This is the forum post: https://www.flashback.org/sp58076353

Translation:

About the case which Im searching the preliminary investigation protocol for:

Jim Borong was the year 2010 sentenced to psychiatric care with a special discharge review . He raped four children aged 2-11 and a 17 year old. He smeared the one year olds in Vaseline and raped them - The 39 -year-old babysitters brother is sentenced to psychiatric care and to pay 1.6 million kronor in damages to the eight victims.


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Edit: another post where he is looking for a court document that describes cases of child molestation:
https://www.flashback.org/sp58075377
 
I'm no expert on autism, but I think that to @SwedishElliotRodger, just thinking about doing something but not acting on it literally translates to "almost".
I also have to agree with @DykesDykesChina. There's plenty of other ways to meet people to date/hook up with. Bars and clubs definitely aren't ideal, they're loud, often crowded, hot, and people get too drunk to function, they're not the most comfortable of places and I can understand why somebody may have trouble meeting girls at bars. How can you really get to know somebody and bond with them in places like that?
 
I leave for one day and my favorite cow goes almost raping again. God damn, Simon.

@SwedishElliotRodger I don't know what you're getting fucked up on. But fifty feet on a woman and beating it through your pants across the street is not almost raping a woman. Creepy, sure.
What woman wouldn't love that from this total hunk:
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I previously posted about this gentlesir in the personal lolcows thread but the more I thought about it the more I think he really deserves a thread of his own, even if he has been inactive lately. Maybe one of you guys have come into contact with this pleasant lad.

Simon Alexander Öhlund is a swedish lolcow who got his infamy from his YT videos about how he wishes to rape a woman. Unfortunately most of his content is in swedish but I will share the content he thoughtfully dedicated to an international audience:
Facebook
Google+

For any swedish readers on here there are tons of content on flashback.org where he resides under countless usernames (since he gets banned in the blink of an eye) such as Limpa, TedBundy23, Flashyguy24, LostWisdom, Slayer1990 and probably others as well. You can also view the huge thread about him.

Recently he was fined 7000 SEK (around 1000 USD ) for "unlawful threat" which pretty much consisted of incoherent ramblings directed towards a girl he found on Facebook. Court documents (swedish)

Fortunately for you I have translated the chat in question :)

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He has previously admitted to watching child porn on his Google acc but unfortunately he has deleted those comments and for some reason it didn't occur to me to take a screenshot.

That's all for now folks!
I would have thought he's a troll and not for real, but sadly he could be real. I thought it was only the middle east culture who think men are uncontrollable animals who should (in their minds) rightfully go on a raping frenzy if they see any part of a woman's body.
 
i nearly raped two girls tonight. I drank some before i went out. Did not find a good chance. I might try tomorrow. I went up to two girls and i told them i thought they looked beautiful and how their night has been. But it was too crowded. People think i am nice when in reality i am not. I have two personalities.
I can't help but read your writing in this voice.
 
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