Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

I'm 5'10" but women think I'm 6 foot because I have a pure, loving, radiant soul. Rick walks around exuding a deep-seated severe lack of confidence, plus meatloaf sweat.
Women think your 6 foot due to all that, sure...and also because of limited spatial understanding.

As an aside, I am convinced I have sold considerably more books than Fat this year, but what's funny is that 2 of his meger book sales are to me. Gate Crashers is considered his best book right? God damn, it sucked!
 
If he goes, I hope it's for long enough to receive heartfelt letters from concerned citizens informing him about the platform change and calling him obese using medical standards. That will make his inability to xeet harder to swallow. Reckon his good buddies Jackie and Uncle Paul will write to him? #FreePiggy

And think of all the letters he can write back. It'll be like the enrichment activities zookeepers put together for animals!
You’ll get a letter back From Fat. Scrawled across the page is this:

”I am not in jail, stalker. Nor am I fat by any measure. I have instructed you, thousands of times, not to write to me at this address. Any further mail from you will be considered felony mailing. Wait for the knock. Enjoy prison”
 
Punished Dan & Boomia did well tonight on Nice Podcast, Stupid. Although it's hard to describe a 3.5 hour podcast concise, it was for them. Danny's rant to Rick starting ~13 minutes back from the end of the show is worth a listen, and the reveal of an onsite NPS investigative journalist as well as a mercenary courtroom sketch artist for Rick's contempt hearing is muy fucking bueno.

 
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His height in photos seems to boots out at “slightly below average.” His attitude really doesn’t come across as Napoleonic anyway. Rather than short guy angry, he’s absolutely short dick angry.
Today I will remind them.

Fat:
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Gunt:
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Going by True & Honest official records, the Gunt towers over Fat by no less than 3 inches.
 
Considering that Fatty lies all the time, even about owing money that anyone can confirm is owed by him by just consulting a government website, and the only other source of information is the report of a process server, someone who reports things to courts as their job, there is only one conclusion.

Patrick S. Tomlinson is a tiny little manlet.

Plus he's fat but nobody ever questioned that. I mean look at his fat face. His face alone must weigh 300 pounds.
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Enjoy your chins.
 
There are a lot of ways to avoid a contempt of court charge. Don't just tell the judge to go fuck himself and claim you don't owe any money despite it being obviously on the record that you do.

He could even make the claim he doesn’t owe the money publicly, if he still made the payments.

As long as he obeyed the court, the court and judge wouldn’t give a fuck what he says on twitter.
 
There's a new atalker in town, and he makes the same point.
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Everyone who comes to the thread and is unable to grasp Pat's particular mental disorder should be directed to this exchange. He's not in denial, he's not coping, he is simply compelled to disagree with anything 'the enemy' says to him, even when the completely objective facts are there to see plain as day.

I think this is the closest we've come to Pat saying the sky isn't blue just because it was a atalker child who said it was.
 
I'm 5'8. So by all accounts we're either average or slightly below. Big deal right, that's the kind of thing you stop worrying about immediately after high school at the most. In fact, I don't think most people think about height unless they pass by someone who's like 7'3 or something.

Unless, of course, you're a hypothetical man who's very, very, very insecure about his physical qualities and who's keenly aware he harbors deep strong sexual feelings for his tall, powerful, sexually dominating stud varsity athlete younger brother.

In that hypothetical case, then yeah this man would indeed be a fucking MANLET!!!! Thankfully, no one would be that pathetic in real life.
I maintain manlet should be reserved for men who are less than the halfway mark on the way to the woman's average. In the US men average 5'10", women 5'4". So that gives us a halfway mark at exactly 5'7" and puts manlet at 5'6". Mind you, I subtract an inch for every inch you add when lying about your height due to insecurity when determining manlet energy, so since he's adding 5" his new height is 5'2". He's a manlet, if not physically than in the soul and truly is that not simply fitting for such a piggy?
It's always a pleasure to meet another Lisp programmer!
I laughed too hard at thos, but clearly not lisp. Not enough parentheses.
Humanity is the galaxy's lolcow and Earth is the aliens' Kiwi Farms.

There, I just saved you a thousand likes.
Ok, but which forum is the west coast?
I agree with the gist of your post, however I would like to point out that you can't actually murder someone by xeeting "استمتع بالرجم يا طفل".

Edit: Don't feel bad about giving me the Islamic Content sticker, that's what it's made for! I don't mind losing a couple of points of rep, it was worth it to get a translation of "Enjoy your stoning, child".
Would Muslim Fatrick call them "child" still? Certainly he'd have some other degrading term to use. Like "woman".
This is just pathetic. Imagine your self worth being so tigjtly bound to imaginary internet points. Despite the fact that being published, and not self-published, is actually a respectable accomplishment to most. He's got accomplishments, he shouldn't need this type of validation, but he does. Xwitter has done some weird damage to people's mental health.
Everyone who comes to the thread and is unable to grasp Pat's particular mental disorder should be directed to this exchange. He's not in denial, he's not coping, he is simply compelled to disagree with anything 'the enemy' says to him, even when the completely objective facts are there to see plain as day.

I think this is the closest we've come to Pat saying the sky isn't blue just because it was a atalker child who said it was.
I've got a sister with ODD. Not going to armchair that he has it, but it matches the expected patterns. Thing is it is one of the easier to treat behavioural disorders with bitch tier behavioural therapy once you can get them to cooperate. All of his problems could easily stem from ODD if he has it. Even if he had an impossibly high IQ, untreated ODD would compel him to commit contempt of the court by it's very nature.

I've only lurked Pat rarely in the past, can anyone confirm if he has an approximately 3-8 month cycle of fucking everything up before behaving himself for a similar time? Usually ODD has on and off periods. If he has it and he's during an "on" period he's going to fuck himself in court if he has to appear. He literally won't be able to help himself without proper treatment.
 
I kinda hate when this thread gets featured, because we inevitably get a bunch of retards who come in and post "wow, crazy, can someone summarize the last few pages?" JUST READ THE THREAD LIKE EVERYONE ELSE YOU LAZY NIGGERFAGGOTS
I'm here from MATI and the feature, and I'm trying to figure out what the lawsuit against Quasi was. I've read the OP and skimmed the thread since the featured post, but I can't find it. I think it was a failed deformation suit against a troll, but I'm not sure and want to ask.
 
He literally won't be able to help himself without proper treatment.

The problem is, that he is incapable of admittting that there is something wrong with him, of that he has a problem at all. Just like he is incapable of not answering the trolls back, when they text him.
 
I've only lurked Pat rarely in the past, can anyone confirm if he has an approximately 3-8 month cycle of fucking everything up before behaving himself for a similar time? Usually ODD has on and off periods. If he has it and he's during an "on" period he's going to fuck himself in court if he has to appear. He literally won't be able to help himself without proper treatment.
Other more dedicated Patposters can correct me, but I can't remember a single time since I've been aware of Pat where he hasn't had the retardation cranked up to 11. It's one of his most impressive traits as a cow: he never stops being a cunt.

The only thing I can possibly think is this might be why his wife has to take him on holiday all the time, like taking a retarded kid into Toys R Us so he can calm down.
 
Why would he even quote his pathetic first tweet xeet?! This motherfucker, i swear :story:
can anyone confirm if he has an approximately 3-8 month cycle of fucking everything up before behaving himself for a similar time?
No, he's always "on". My armchair diagnosis would be something OCD, one look on his Twitter timeline is enough to come to that conclusion. I don't think "being a cunt" is an officially acknowledged diagnosis in the DSM but he has that too, lots of it.
 
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I've got a sister with ODD. Not going to armchair that he has it, but it matches the expected patterns.
I could be wrong, but i think hes got Oppositional Fatass Disorder, or OFD.

While looking for a movie to watch last night, lamenting the downtime of the Farms, I was visited by a muse. The poor thing had the rotten luck of running into someone who has the artistic talent of the average Arby's grease trap, so this the best I could come up with:

He who Whines Behind the Xeets
 
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