Inactive Gonzalo Lira / Coach Red Pill / expat229 - Scam Artist, Male Feminist Pretending to be Alt-Right, Possible Rapist?, Liar, Failed Economist

According to Mark Sleboda, who has appeared on Gonzalo's show several times, he was intercepted on the Ukrainian side of the border.

These are screenshots from Mark's Telegram channel:
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How many times he has "dissapeared" again?
Seriously hes already in Hungary, waiting some more days to give life signals so he can grift some more and getting his next retarded story ready
"I went silent because those horrible fascist detained, raped and tortured me again when i tried to leave to hungary, but they let me go again guys, for the third time"

Ukraine had 20 chances to silently throw his body in a ditch in over a year, its clear they dont want to take any risks with killing an US special needs retard.
 
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Wolfkiller Jr. said:
According to Mark Sleboda, who has appeared on Gonzalo's show several times, he was intercepted on the Ukrainian side of the border.

These are screenshots from Mark's Telegram channel:
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Could just be a work to make it even more 'impressive' when he does show up in Hungry, we can't rule that out.

Having said that though I'm inclined to believe this. If you actually look at a map of Ukraine you'll see that the boarder with Hungry is quite small, and behind a wall of mountains that are easy to monitor.

The sad thing is if he has been arrested we'll probably not hear anything from Coach again until the Ukrainian courts have another hearing. I think 5 years of hard labor will do him good though, guy could lose some weight.
 
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Low IQ Outlaw said:
Most gypsies don't speak any language other than their own and hungarian, which means if you speak to them in any foreign language they fuck off 100% of the time. Knowing this will save you some precious time and cash.
At night however, it's in his best interest to stay the fuck away from them, if they approach him they will most likely ask for money and/or cigarettes. What happens if he refuses to provide either? Well, he is going to "have butterflies in his stomach" as we hungarians like to say, except "butterflies" in this case refers to the rather sharp object, and not the figurative insect.


Doesn't change the fact that Transylvania belongs to us, gypsy boy.
Jokes aside, we don't really have a choice here, Russia basically has a firm grasp on our balls and if we don't side with them they will rip 'em off in a heartbeat. The commies ruined this country so bad that we still haven't recovered from it, the last thing we'd want is another Russian invasion.
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West and commies both.

It is honestly impressive that we hanged on for so long.

Russia can just obliterate us, and the US couldn't get here in time even if they tried. It is just how geography works out.
Fornicario said:
Unfortunately the New World keeps forgetting that realpolitk accounts for the fact that Europe is a overnight sprint for infantry from Russian borders. You have to do weird things in confined spaces with wild animals.
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Eapecially if you are wholly dependant on the bear's gas.
Captain Manning said:
Well, back in the day, Vee was Sargon's little pet, and Sargon and CRP had some pretty serious beef. Sargon did a video calling CRP a con man (TBH, he wasn't wrong). It got super autistic once Kraut got involved with his little Discord ops. Part of which had to do with trying to take down CRP.

Granted, that was forever ago. Vee might be a different man, divorced from Sargon now, for all I know.

Anyways, if CRP ain't going to Romania, I won't be getting that particular nostalgia fix.


He's an obnoxious little bootlicking midget who is into vore. I can't speak for your reasons, but that's why I never particularly liked him. I don't know much about Romanians, but he didn't provide a good impression of your countrymen (which is to say, you have my sympathies).
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I got to admit his troll v tuber avatar is a great fit, respect him for the balls of putting that on.
AgendaPoster said:
It's cool we already share it in many ways, we can cross borders anytime, people from Budapest come for shopping when it's cheaper here etc. Most old people in the area speak some broken Hungarian and German. Lots of ties.
Only the lunatics on each side seethe about it. Trying to force a change of ownership would destabilize the whole continent, so sane people just want friendship and collaboration.
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The best long term idea would be Transylvania as king Solomon did, spite both sides and make it its own thing. Its flag would be a a dark blue for the night sky, a gloomy grey with a bat insignia, and the lower part blood red. If we can genetically engineer vampires the better!

While I am half joking, the pragmatist in me feels like this would shut both sides up for good and be a great Vampire Counts larp!

Lisdexamfetamine ℞ said:
I would rather move to Russia than to America. Keep coping and keep dying in packs holhol
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Well, yeah, but I would prefer to stay in Hungary. Would choose Russia ocer Cali any time.

Forums messed this up:
tty interested to see if Coach ever appears in our media. Granted, he has to make it here for that to happen, but I'm curious regardless. There is one thing that kind of worries me a bit though: How will other countries react to us having a political prisoner holed up here?

Answer: They'll ree as always. He could be funny to be interviewed on evil hohols with his weird 56% shaped head.
Low IQ Outlaw said:
The problem is that the aforementioned wild animals are a protected minority, and they commit the majority of crimes. A few years back someone even made a racist anime poster about this and hung it at a bus stop, it says the following:
"Hey onii-chan! Did you know that despite making up only 9% of the overall population, gypsies commit two-thirds of all crimes?"
"But that's a huge overrepresentation!"
"It is indeed huge, onii-chan!"


Exactly, I have some good friends from Romania, the whole "who does it belong to" spiel is getting really old, and I think we have bigger problems that require a lot more attention than this retarded fighting.
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That was the blue haired Rem or Ram and it was hilarious. Someone also made a poster for "Jew free Neko Maid cafe" .
 
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Wolfkiller Jr. said:
According to Mark Sleboda, who has appeared on Gonzalo's show several times, he was intercepted on the Ukrainian side of the border.

These are screenshots from Mark's Telegram channel:
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I remember a Gonzalo video of him singing the praises of how corrupt the Ukraine is and how it makes life so much easier for Westerns like us if we moved there in contrast to our degrading Western governments.

Gonzalo "premiered" his youtube videos on a timed release.

However on twitter, he didn't pay for a blue checkmark which means he can't time the release of his tweets. So if anyone was monitoring his accounts in a wartime zone when he is already flagged as a pro-Russian propagandist, then they knew he was going to make an attempt to cross the boarder at an official boarder crossing into Hungary. Remember, if Gonzalo dies, one of the reasons is because he was too cheap to pay Elon Musk so that he could time his tweet releases until after he was gone.


3 checkpoints. 3 phone calls. You can't bribe wartime internet security to look the other way since they are not physically present.

Just because the prison and the local sheriff wanted him gone, doesn't mean that everyone is on the same page. His judge clearly didn't want him gone, or wasn't about to let him off without a sizeable payment. You would think as much as Gonzalo bragged about corruption, he would have been smart enough to hire a lawyer who would have known if bribery was an option.

Same issue with the boarder security. Some are clean. Some are corrupt. But to take a bribe, you can't call attention to the situation like Gonzalo already did.

Even if the Ukrainian boarder security would want to take a $70k bribe from him to let him go, they can't do it now that everyone knows.

And when does bribery work best? When no one gets hurt, no one really cares. The Ukraine is facing an existential threat due to Russia invading. That boarder guard surely knows family and friends that have been killed fighting that war.

Meanwhile Gonzalo is flagged as a Pro-Russian propagandist and Russian spy illegally skipping out on his court hearing. This is when bribes don't work.

He just had to get that exit stamp on his passport. It was just too much trouble if he didn't get it.

This is a situation where the person to bribe is a sympathetic truck driver with a load of goods.

For the price of some scuba gear, he could be in Romania.

You work out the legal issues AFTER you have exited the country of concern. Maybe by visiting your embassy in the country you finally arrived in.
 
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MunsterCheeseJr said:
Same issue with the boarder security. Some are clean. Some are corrupt. But to take a bribe, you can't call attention to the situation like Gonzalo already did.

Even if the Ukrainian boarder security would want to take a $70k bribe from him to let him go, they can't do it now that everyone knows.
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Would he have expected to deal with Ukrainian border security at all? Normally border guards are to protect the country you are entering not the one you are leaving. This is not the Iron Curtain where the wall is there to keep people in.

The only thing I can think is that Ukraine banned military-aged male citizens from leaving, so they may be checking passports of men on the way out.
 
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WhiteNight said:
Would he have expected to deal with Ukrainian border security at all? Normally border guards are to protect the country you are entering not the one you are leaving. This is not the Iron Curtain where the wall is there to keep people in.

The only thing I can think is that Ukraine banned military-aged male citizens from leaving, so they may be checking passports of men on the way out.
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ukr border security stop and double check any man trying to leave, mainly to catch guys trying to avoid conscription by fleeing the country.

at first they'd just do a routine "papers, please" stop and run his information through their computers, then of course they'd get a big popup that says "wanted fugitive, charged with crimes of treason and espionage, to be arrested immediately" and at that point they put the guy in cuffs and call SBU to pick him up instead of letting him leave.
 
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WhiteNight said:
Would he have expected to deal with Ukrainian border security at all? Normally border guards are to protect the country you are entering not the one you are leaving. This is not the Iron Curtain where the wall is there to keep people in.

The only thing I can think is that Ukraine banned military-aged male citizens from leaving, so they may be checking passports of men on the way out.
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If he wanted a dramatic story for his upcoming book he should have made it to the coast and either bribed someone or bought a cheap boat, waited till it got dark and gunned it down the Black Sea coast like those guys that escaped from North Korea to South Korea a few years back.
Either that or tried to cross the mountains on foot. That would have made for a good couple of chapters.
I think Nulls right, he's keeping his head down to attract more interest and concern then he's gonna pop up with some bullshit story about his dramatic escape from the border guards.
 
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Kane lives in death said:
How many times he has "dissapeared" again?
Seriously hes already in Hungary, waiting some more days to give life signals so he can grift some more and getting his next retarded story ready
"I went silent because those horrible fascist detained, raped and tortured me again when i tried to leave to hungary, but they let me go again guys, for the third time"

Ukraine had 20 chances to silently throw his body in a ditch in over a year, its clear they dont want to take any risks with killing an US special needs retard.
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And every time it happens, vatniks come out claiming that Azov nazis beheaded him or some shit.
We'll see, he's probably not dead so here's hoping there's more lulz to be had.
 
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I hope his Ukrainian wife got some money from him before this BS happened. Did she flee back to Chile? The few Ukrainians I used to play TF2 with either fled the country or left years ago.

@Null Victoria Nuland was caught on tape basically confirming that Euromaiden was a US backed Color Revolution and that they were basically picking out politicians to puppet the government. She basically was Obama’s stooge and has most of the blood on her hands for all of this.
She hates Coach not for being a retard, but because she’s a fucking glow nigger.
 
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