Inactive Gonzalo Lira / Coach Red Pill / expat229 - Scam Artist, Male Feminist Pretending to be Alt-Right, Possible Rapist?, Liar, Failed Economist

It's kind of a testament, however slight, that Ukraine, a state actively in a pretty vicious war, isn't quite the corrupt Nazi hell hole that he claims since they haven't executed him in the streets for all the Russian propaganda he's run.
They are going to lock up a retard for years for making youtube videos.

He isn't a spy. He isn't on RT's payroll. He isn't out there putting toothpicks in the air defense radars.
He is just some retard sitting in his nasty shit stained apartment making youtube videos.

If he was doing real damage then why not just kick his ass out? No matter how you try and spin it the simple fact is he was arrested for speech and his brain dead opinions.

Ukraine is a wannabeNazi hell hole.
 
In the court session, the prosecutor attached the letter of the Office of the Security Service of Ukraine in the Kharkiv region dated August 1, 2023 No. 70/1-7786 regarding the violation of the conditions of the preventive measure, according to which Lira Lopez Gonzalo Angel Quintilio on a BMW motorcycle, number plate NUMBER_1, voluntarily went to the state border of Ukraine with Hungary. While on the territory of the Transcarpathian region in the period from July 31, 2023 to August 1, 2023, the above-mentioned person made an unsuccessful attempt to cross the state border at the Chop checkpoint (Tysa).
Okay I looked up the location listed in the court document.

Here's a map of the checkpoint CRP tried to cross.

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The border crossing consists of a bridge across the Tisa river. To the north of the river lies the Ukrainian city of Chop, to the south Záhony in Hungary. The point visible at the very top of the map is the Ukrainian border checkpoint. Their Hungarian counterparts are located on the south bank of the river, just across the bridg, at the point labelled "Záhony határátkelő".

Here's an old Google Street View photo (dated 2015) with the camera positioned the very northern portion of the map above looking south towards the river. You can see that even though the cars in this image are traveling south into Hungary, and are still well within Ukrainian territory, it appears that each vehicle is being stopped on the Ukrainian side first, presumably by Ukrainian border guards. If you look up reviews on Google Maps for the checkpoint many reviews similarly imply that travelers have to pass through customs from both countries, i.e. Gonzo would have had to have made it through Ukrainian customs first before even making it across the bridge to get to Hungarian customs.

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This means that the most likely scenario is:
  1. Gonzo drove approximately 800 miles on his motorcycle to get to this checkpoint.
  2. He stopped a couple miles out to record the videos and write some tweets.
  3. Gonzo then, blissfully unaware, drove up to the checkpoint on the Ukrainian side in the picture above.
  4. The guys on the Ukrainian side typed his name into a computer and it came back with instructions to "ARREST HIM!", upon which he was promptly taken into custody.
I don't see how he could attempt to cross at this location and even come anywhere near the Hungarian border.

How the fuck did Gonzo expect this to work? Did I do more research into this master plan than he did?

Seriously? This fucking guy goes through the effort to make his videos worthy of The Great Escape and he's still trying to pass customs? Under bail? During a war?
BUT MUH STAMPS!

And in his videos he even admitted he had contacted would-be smugglers trying to see if he would be able to escape across the frontline into Russian-occupied Ukraine.

What a fucking moron. But I guess the last year and change has already shown him to be exactly that.
 
>Ignore court date
>Warrant issued for Failure to Appear
>Be surprised when arrested at border crossing

Did the fucking retard not think to maybe try to leave before his court date? Is he so fucking stupid that he thinks shit works drastically different than in the US?
I doubt the border guards would have let him past with an open court date either.
They might have not arrested him, which would have been funny, because then he would have been forced to drive back to Kharkiv on his fucking Motorcycle.
 
How the fuck did Gonzo expect this to work? Did I do more research into this master plan than he did?
He may have thought (or hoped) that the hohols wouldn't bother looking into the name on an American passport, of a guy who looks like a nobody biking around Europe. Or, if they did, that they'd be unlikely to have computers up to date with everyone out on bail.

Gonzo also said that they seemed to "unofficially" want him to just leave the country, which is why they returned his documents and forwent the ankle bracelet. If he believed this, he may have expected the border would let him through without any trouble.

In any case, he bet wrong.
 
He may have thought (or hoped) that the hohols wouldn't bother looking into the name on an American passport, of a guy who looks like a nobody biking around Europe. Or, if they did, that they'd be unlikely to have computers up to date with everyone out on bail.

Gonzo also said that they seemed to "unofficially" want him to just leave the country, which is why they returned his documents and forwent the ankle bracelet. If he believed this, he may have expected the border would let him through without any trouble.

In any case, he bet wrong.
I still think this was a "unofficial" way to get rid of an American retard. He leaves the country, the Ukrainians say "stop, please" two weeks after, and everyone goes back to fighting a war. But no, Steve McTard has to live his childhood fantasy and roll up to a border checkpoint when he could have turned west and crossed through Poland and been in Germany by the weekend. Now, CRP is going to mean Crybaby Raped Prisoner. No way Ukraine doesn't make him do time. Not after the massive finger CRP gave them with this litty stunt.
 
I still think this was a "unofficial" way to get rid of an American retard. He leaves the country, the Ukrainians say "stop, please" two weeks after, and everyone goes back to fighting a war. But no, Steve McTard has to live his childhood fantasy and roll up to a border checkpoint when he could have turned west and crossed through Poland and been in Germany by the weekend. Now, CRP is going to mean Crybaby Raped Prisoner. No way Ukraine doesn't make him do time. Not after the massive finger CRP gave them with this litty stunt.
The Ukrainians appear to have set up checkpoints on Ukrainian soil at all the official crossings, including for Poland. People leaving have to go through the Ukrainian side, then the Polish side, and the Ukrainians will not let men aged 18-60 leave the country, or people like CRP who have a pending court date. You can see all the people complaining on the Google Maps entries for the Ukrainian customs offices.

My bet on the best option for CRP would have been illegally entering Romania. They have a few hundred kilometers of border, which is mostly forest and sparsely populated. The moment he set foot on Romanian soil, he would have been free and clear of Ukrainian influence. In the worst case the Romanians would deport him back to the US or Peru, which is a hell of a lot better than getting sent back to Ukrainian prison as an alleged Russian propagandist.
 
The Ukrainians appear to have set up checkpoints on Ukrainian soil at all the official crossings, including for Poland. People leaving have to go through the Ukrainian side, then the Polish side, and the Ukrainians will not let men aged 18-60 leave the country, or people like CRP who have a pending court date. You can see all the people complaining on the Google Maps entries for the Ukrainian customs offices.

My bet on the best option for CRP would have been illegally entering Romania. They have a few hundred kilometers of border, which is mostly forest and sparsely populated. The moment he set foot on Romanian soil, he would have been free and clear of Ukrainian influence. In the worst case the Romanians would deport him back to the US or Peru, which is a hell of a lot better than getting sent back to Ukrainian prison as an alleged Russian propagandist.
Well, he might have had a chance just crossing along a track before Wagner decided that invading Poland always cheers up the Russian army. Hell, Belarus at this point is a better option than Ukranian prison as a expat Russian agitator. Prison life will not be kind to him or his asshole. He should ask around for assnapkin tips.
 
Well, he might have had a chance just crossing along a track before Wagner decided that invading Poland always cheers up the Russian army. Hell, Belarus at this point is a better option than Ukranian prison as a expat Russian agitator. Prison life will not be kind to him or his asshole. He should ask around for assnapkin tips.
Maybe he would have had a shot in the first few weeks after the war started, but they were pretty quick to set up security on the Ukrainian side to prevent their potential conscripts from leaving. That's why we got those news stories about trannies getting turned around at the border, and Ukrainian men in wigs trying to escape as "women".


CRP didn't have the connections to find a trustworthy human smuggler or a border guard who would take a bribe, so the Romanian hike in the woods really would have been the best option. Also, it would have been really funny content to watch CRP exhaust himself walking a couple miles through the woods, while freaking out over SBU hiding behind every tree.
 
It's kind of a testament, however slight, that Ukraine, a state actively in a pretty vicious war, isn't quite the corrupt Nazi hell hole that he claims since they haven't executed him in the streets for all the Russian propaganda he's run.

They should have just given him to the Russians since he'll only ever be a burden.

The only thing keeping him alive is his US Citizenship. Ukraine doesn't want any potential issues with the country that's keeping them on life support. If it wasn't for that, he'd be dead already.

Even then, I won't be surprised if he does something so stupid, that they decide kill him, then dump his body next to some building that was hit recently by a Russian drone or missile, and blame his death on the Russians.
 
So Gonzalo literally thought that he would just walk up to the border and they would be zero Ukrainians there and only Hungarians? Does he not understand the concept of exit and entry? Of course, Ukrainians are going to be there and of course he’s gonna flag up on their computers that he’s due in court.

This story is so delicious.

Number one that he thought he was literally gonna walk up to hungry and say something like “I am based and red pilled you guys you’ve gotta let me in“ and they would just be like “œh yësh, you arę very-bæsté and že red pilled. Welcomen!

Two, he spent the better part of I wana say 3 years deep throating Russia and Belarus. Saying how much better life is there, how much better their countries are doing and how they are going to literally steamroller Ukrainian people into dust… decides to seek asylum and goes literally the opposite direction of those countries.
 
The only thing keeping him alive is his US Citizenship. Ukraine doesn't want any potential issues with the country that's keeping them on life support. If it wasn't for that, he'd be dead already.
It could be, although CRP did say that the US embassy were sending their "support" so thoughts and prayers, but it was his Chilean citizenship that proved more amenable to his situation. I don't know why he wouldn't have tried harder to press that point with Chile, but who knows.
I wonder if Ralph will pop champagne to celebrate this like he did when it was rumoured CRP was blown up by a mortar near the start of the war, or if Coach was part of Ralph’s alog amnesty.
God willing. Maybe this time he won't spill it all over his keyboard. Ralph needs to bring back that yellow hat. :sighduck:
 
I always knew a misogynistic, creepy, old grifter moving to eastern Europe to coerce poor, young, desperate white women to sleep with him wouldn’t end well, but this is level of hilarious cosmic irony I never expected.

I suspect the “wife and kids” were long gone before the invasion. His attempt to get incels servants to move to Ukraine reeked of lonely old narcissist whose wife left and he couldn’t afford to buy the attention of new females. (I’d assume after being in the city for several years he’d become known noxious quality that people avoided or warned others about.)

I can’t imagine how awful it would have been for his ex-wife (and kids) to have this asshole publicly cheerleading an invading force in their homeland. I hope they don’t have his surname and I hope at least his kids got the benefit of dual-citizenship so they aren’t forced to grow up in a war torn country where their father is a well-known Putin dick licker.
I doubt she left unless she had a better offer from another man. If the Ukrainian culture is anything like my countries she is what i call the leftovers: promiscuous woman with myriad of mental issues and too poor to afford therapy often equally fucked up as the sleazebags she married not to mention the family who breathes down her neck to stay married as long as sleazebag gives them loans . Coach managed to nail her hard with several children if memory serves me right 3? And one with kidney issues. There is no way that woman is leaving unless she has a way to make money or leave the country. But on the other hand when the borders got opened for women and children from Ukraine wouldn't be surprised she took the chance and left and officially she is still married to coach but unofficially she is whoring around to get as much as possible cash before hitting that wall or getting a new man .
 
If you are a fugitive and going to flee the country, you better be willing to wetback your way across and DON'T FUCKING TALK ABOUT IT UNTIL YOU MADE IT ACROSS!
Wet backing it from Ukraine to Hungary isn't like swimming the Rio Grande or walking across the desert.
There's mountains in the way, most of the passes are guarded.
EDIT- After examining the border on satellite views its not as mountainous as I thought

I'm sure you could trek out on foot even so if you were a Green Beret and knew how to Escape and Evade (a hostile force that now knows you're coming because you were an idiot and told them) Coach is an old man with crazy hair and a pot belly. Trying to cross the Carpathians on foot would kill him. He'd get eaten by wolves or Gypsies or something.
 
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Did the fucking retard not think to maybe try to leave before his court date? Is he so fucking stupid that he thinks shit works drastically different than in the US?
even before the court date itself he would be under "do not leave the country!" orders, so any border checkpoint that runs his papers would get a big fat "do not let this man leave the country!" warning
 
I doubt she left unless she had a better offer from another man. If the Ukrainian culture is anything like my countries she is what i call the leftovers: promiscuous woman with myriad of mental issues and too poor to afford therapy often equally fucked up as the sleazebags she married not to mention the family who breathes down her neck to stay married as long as sleazebag gives them loans . Coach managed to nail her hard with several children if memory serves me right 3? And one with kidney issues. There is no way that woman is leaving unless she has a way to make money or leave the country. But on the other hand when the borders got opened for women and children from Ukraine wouldn't be surprised she took the chance and left and officially she is still married to coach but unofficially she is whoring around to get as much as possible cash before hitting that wall or getting a new man .
All ukrainian women go to poland for gibs while their husbands die in a pointless war. Even if they live in safe, western parts of ukraine. You don't realize how common it is.
 
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