Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AltisticRight]

Only 2 hours late...

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Even the Ralphamale was more consistent during his worst months high on Alprazolam and Mexican booze.

Shameful display, Nick. Pathetic.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Only 2 hours late...

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Very professional. The man has never worked a day in his life.

 

[Owlbear]

Only 2 hours late...

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You should be grateful he's even coming on stream. He's constantly working so hard, especially when he's having luxurious steak dinners with his friends (and probably expensing them). He reads the internet excessively, but only for the purpose of producing content for the fans. He's sacrificing his liver for his art. Asking for things like a consistent schedule or following up on his promises is far too much to expect from someone who works so hard.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Well I hope, for you're sake, you're not. Otherwise there is a chance Vito will catch wind of it and start chasing after you. I hope your "knife license" is in order. LOL.

Fortunately for her, Vito is white. He is not Muslim, African, rich, Mossad intel source, nor a transvestite.

I just wanted to point out, Elissa's commenters have more common sense than Nick's entire cast for that "Black Hypotheticals" video (aside from Kurt maybe). Aussie looks like DSP with none of the personality...
My apologizes for lack of comment uploads. I have been injured again...

Black Hypotheticals w/ @RekietaLaw & Friends​

Otherwise known as: Balldo moment + Balldo Synthesis = COMPLETE FUCKING DEGENERACY



Who in the hell are you?

Spoiler: Father Reverend Uncle Balldo (no degeneracy)

Dorn94	What I learnt from this video is that Nick finds black people hilarious, not because of what they say but because of how they act in relation to himself, all the silly things they do in the wild. Nick is not laughing with them but at them. Thanks for clarifying that Nick.
vinsagi	The same way liberals view black people. Which I guess checks out when Nick says he's not a conservative christian I'm glad he's clarifying that bc he used to claim to be Ctian and it made me cringe at the insult that was to actual Ctians.
codewick8985	vinsagi The same way liberals view black people. Which I guess checks out when Nick says he's not a conservative christian I'm glad he's clarifying that bc he used to claim to be Ctian and it made me cringe at the insult that was to actual Ctians.

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We must use these tools that the great degeneracy has given us. A whip, a St. Andrew's Cross, a balldo, extender rings and a sex dungeon.

Spoiler: Prudes, get yo' chaste ass out here.

cargopilot guy 305

As an American who happens to be black, I don’t think this is anything evil or hateful for Nick and I’ve been heavily critical of his recent behavior. I’ve joked like this with my friends before. That being said, I wouldn’t think it wise for my white friends, who I love dearly, to joke like this in public or on recording because man if you’re not already wealthy enough to not need employment, in 2023 this could be life ruining.

Hey Drex~ Look what I got here!

Spoiler: Hey, where all the white women at?

harblewarble6427

What can be said about nick that wasn't already the title of a Richard Pryor album?

Remember Nick and Drex talking about grabbing that ass of the Booty Warrior for an interview once he got outa prison? Looks like someone all done and dusted that. He might be a piece of shit MGTOW grifter but it got done...

Playlist here.

 

[huecoffs02]

Only 2 hours late...

YOU FUCKING INCEL PRUDE EVERYONE KNOWS THAT COMING LATE IS BETTER THAN BEING A PREMATURE EJACULATING nigger

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Only 2 hours late...

He’s making his life way more complicated than it needs to be. Just don’t plan or promote a stream on the same night you’ll be out drinking. If you stumble home and want to jump on for an impromptu hang, fine. But this is the most epic case of mismanaged expectations I’ve ever seen.

 

[Captain Manning]

Gonna have to call BS on that. I was very openly skeptical and critical of him for the longest time, even to the point of Null opening a containment thread because I didn’t see it as a major issue that he lost his YouTube channel for all of 5 minutes.

I was even calling out his weird fake trad shit before his issues with Ralph.

The signs were there, they weren’t hidden, and people were just too busy protecting #ourguy to acknowledge them.

Well, like I just got done saying...

I know people on the Farms who tagged him as a grifter, or otherwise less than honest, since practically day one.

Point being, different people got to that point at different times. For me, it was 2020. Earlier than some, but later than others.

Nevertheless, I maintain he did successfully mask who he was in the 2019 timeframe. Back then, you simply did not see degeneracy on the level that he's displaying now. That was why I responded to @AnOminous that I don't blame him for being hoodwinked back then, because so was I. So were a lot of people. The majority of Farmers even. There's plenty of people who could commiserate about this.

It also helped that in 2019 it was less about Nick and more about Vic. People really wanted to see Vic succeed. That could have contributed to people missing warning signs about Nick.

It hardly matters anymore, because it seems like most of the Farms sees it now. It seems like nobody has to work to shatter the illusion anymore, because he's now done it himself.

As for the "#ourguy thing," there was indeed an enormous amount of peer pressure from the Rekieta camp to stay in the Rekieta camp. I know I experienced it at points. I can't lie about that. Looking back, it was very frustrating. It probably helped keep things going longer than they should have or could have and shut down a lot of criticism.

 

[Joggin Noggin]

I will let these 2 pictures explain themselves.

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Nick and his freeze peach stance has changed again! It went from free speech absolutism, to I'll ban you if you're fucking with my business, to if you mention his big black bull that he's visited at Hedonism II you're gone no matter how long you've known him. Very cool to see him implode in real time.

If he was always such a degenerate and hasn't changed at all, why would someone bringing up that you're following a bull from a swinging resort matter? If Nick wasn't putting on a front for his audience and trying to promote an image that he really didn't live up to, it wouldn't matter if more of his audience found out about Ricardo and Romaine

 

[AnOminous]

He’s making his life way more complicated than it needs to be. Just don’t plan or promote a stream on the same night you’ll be out drinking.

When is Nick NOT drunk off his ass?

As for the "#ourguy thing," there was indeed an enormous amount of peer pressure from the Rekieta camp to stay in the Rekieta camp. I know I experienced it at points. I can't lie about that. Looking back, it was very frustrating. It probably helped keep things going longer than they should have or could have and shut down a lot of criticism.

It became pretty clear the wheels were coming off the night Beardo was on Nick's show talking mad shit while filing an absolute piece of shit, and late on top of that. It was more or less too late to do anything about it at that point, even if we didn't realize it for some time afterwards.

 

[Captain Manning]

If was always such a degenerate and hasn't changed at all, why would someone bringing up that you're following a bull from a swinging resort matter? If Nick wasn't putting on a front for his audience and trying to promote an image that he really didn't live up to, it wouldn't matter if more of his audience found out about Ricardo and Romaine

Well, there's degenerate, and then there's degenerate. Taken together with the Mandy shit, he still seems really cagey about anybody thinking he's into swinging, group sex, cuckoldry, and the like. Basically anything other than being in a monogamous relationship with Kayla.

Why? I think he knows that if that idea gains traction, he going to be ruthlessly mocked for it. He knows that very well because he gave Ron Toye a rash of shit during the Vic saga for his relationship with Monica, and people thought it was funny.

Interestingly enough, there wasn't really any credible evidence as to what exactly Ron and Monica's relationship is and was. It was just a funny joke that made the rounds because Ron is such a dweeb and they had been engaged forever.

Here's a thought: Maybe he went there with Ron as an act of projection? He and his seem to like to accuse people of projecting all the time. Maybe that is in itself an act of projection too.

 

[AnOminous]

Here's a thought: Maybe he went there with Ron as an act of projection? He and his seem to like to accuse people of projecting all the time. Maybe that is in itself an act of projection too.

I think Ron is a cuck, and in fact he more or less admitted it ("I'd rather be a cuck with Monica than be alone"), but Nick's incessant pestering on the subject certainly has more than a whiff of projection in it looking back.

Nick is a drunken jizzbeard cuck.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

he still seems really cagey about anybody thinking he's into swinging, group sex, cuckoldry, and the like. Basically anything other than being in a monogamous relationship with Kayla.

He should have been a lot more cagey before he started oversharing on the fucking internet. It’s not like this is 2001 and no one realizes the full implications of sharing personal information online. His decision-making is disastrous and I’d be shocked if it’s all due to alcohol. But it’s fair to say being a drunk isn’t helping.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Nick and his freeze peach stance has changed again! It went from free speech absolutism, to I'll ban you if you're fucking with my business, to if you mention his big black bull that he's visited at Hedonism II you're gone no matter how long you've known him. Very cool to see him implode in real time.

If he was always such a degenerate and hasn't changed at all, why would someone bringing up that you're following a bull from a swinging resort matter? If Nick wasn't putting on a front for his audience and trying to promote an image that he really didn't live up to, it wouldn't matter if more of his audience found out about Ricardo and Romaine

To put in just a few more cents of input, the screenshots here have not shown a de-modding (unless I missed it). I reserve judgement until on of the many Kalea alts (or myself) decides to log in and post one.

#WeAreKalea

 

[Captain Manning]

I think Ron is a cuck, and in fact he more or less admitted it ("I'd rather be a cuck with Monica than be alone"), but Nick's incessant pestering on the subject certainly has more than a whiff of projection in it looking back.

I mean, Ron might be. I dunno. I always interpreted that comment by Ron as him being an idiot, and not fully appreciating what he was saying. Though maybe I am being too generous. Sometimes I think maybe I'm too naïve and/or nice for this sektur.

What amuses me though is that there seems to be more smoke coming off Rekieta than Ron now. Nick had to invent a black bull for Ron. Meanwhile Nick is friends with two actual ones from Hedonism II and we know their names and what they look like.

Also, putting the screws to Kalea is a mistake, if that's what happened. That's just gonna cause people to ponder the subject further.

To put in just a few more cents of input, the screenshots here have not shown a de-modding (unless I missed it). I reserve judgement until on of the many Kalea alts (or myself) decides to log in and post one.

Not sure what you mean.

She's talking about being demodded on the Youtube channel. She asked about the energii_king there. It should be easy enough to figure out whether she still has her wrench. Unless she just stopping chatting on Nick's streams altogether.

 

[Not Who You Think]

Hence the infamous massage story.

Posting this for clarity since the waters have been somewhat muddied on this subject. Full video included for posterity.

For Interested Parties: Kayla's Massage Story (November 01, 2019)

Nick brings up Kevin Spacey's sexual assault charge from his masseur. Nick then directly asks his wife how one would ask for a "things and stuff massage". Kayla expressively launches into her own experience, as Nick claims that he didn't know Kayla was going to tell that story (although Kayla disagrees).

NOTE: Nick had every reason to expect this story since he asked his wife directly, unless there was a different story Kayla could tell which would mean multiple instances of Kayla encountering "things and stuff massages".

Nick looks very excitedly at the chat and contentedly at Kayla while she shares her story. Kayla purchased a membership/package deal for "like 6" massages "with him". Kayla's statement that she "had to go back to him" two more times places this encounter at the 4th visit. Apparently, the membership/deal was either exclusive to this man or he was the only masseur.

The masseur asks if he can massage her chest, which confuses(?) Kayla. Kayla alleges that she has had chest massages before and assumes this could only mean the collar bone/shoulder area, so she says yes. Surprise; he meant her chest.

This happened at the time when Kayla was trying to get pregnant with their 2nd child, and because she was on fertility drugs, Kayla was able to decline on subsequent visits (because she had already paid for them) due to her sensitive chest. Kayla claims she didn't relate the story to Nick until a year later.

Nick jokes about Kayla's experience with a "say yes to the chest" comment, remarking that his masseur never rubs his chest on request, and tops it off by saying he would rub Kayla's masseur's chest while attempting an "in minecraft" defense.

Essentially, Nick brought up a sexual assault case that didn't make it to trial and then quickly dropped the subject, seemingly as a pretext for having his wife tell her masseur story, which was the focus of the discussion. Overall, the experience made Kayla so incredibly uncomfortable that Kayla went back two more times, hid the encounter from Nick for a year, and then later shared the story with Nick's audience on the internet for laughs at his behest.

Bonus Round: Because It's Funny

 

[AnOminous]

Overall, the experience made Kayla so incredibly uncomfortable that Kayla went back two more times, hid the encounter from Nick for a year, and then later shared the story with Nick's audience on the internet for laughs at his behest.

My medical diagnosis as a completely legitimate medical doctor is that Nick is a cuck, his wife is a whore, and she cucked him with that masseur, who did not just massage her chest, but dicked her in every hole in her body.

 

[Captain Manning]

My medical diagnosis as a completely legitimate medical doctor is that Nick is a cuck, his wife is a whore, and she cucked him with that masseur, who did not just massage her chest, but dicked her in every hole in her body.

Seems legit.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Bonus Round: Because It's Funny

Has he tried not having so much gay sex with men in massage parlors? That may help his viewer numbers.

 

[not william stenchever]

Nick is a cuck, his wife is a whore

Our Wife is the preferred nomenclature, comrade.

 

[Captain Manning]

If I may, I'd like to give shout out to @Spaded Dave. Thanks to him, I learned something today. I thought the Montagraph watermelon was true. I had heard it so often, I guess I just believed it, and never bothered to look into it myself. I wonder if anyone else here was in the same boat.

Come to find out, there's no video of Monty raping a watermelon, and I guess Null seems to think the story is B.S. too.

Now I have to ask whether there was any claim Nick made about Montagraph that is demonstrably true?

What a clusterfuck this whole thing is increasingly becoming.