August 8th review

[thegooddoctor]

I don't think Megan ever looked happy in any picture

She has that prominent sad horse face that Chrissy always liked to pull whenever he was in a fit of STRESS, maybe they really were right for each other if Chris wasn’t a fat, sadistic, egomaniacal disgusting pathetic freak they could have been more than friends one day? To bad Chris will never have China from anyone ever again.

 

[DrNow]

If he screws up even one term of his probation which can potentially include no internet acsess unless it's monitored/supervised, then it's all over for him and he goes to prison for probation violation. There's a reason most cons would rather stay behind bars than serve out the term remainder on probation.

Well I trust Chris Chan will have the common sense and self restraint to not endanger his freedom.

Assuming that the screenshot is fake, and that Chris is currently restricted from using the Internet under the terms of his release, wouldn't making it be legally dubious? Fabricating evidence someone is violating a court order definitely seems like something that would be illegal.

I don’t think upvote hungry weens think that far ahead.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Chris unironically isn't ugly

 

[Ogre Magi]

No... One always have the choice to simply not put their stuff online. Chris-chan fate is and always was of his own making.

I guess this is a nature versus nurture thing. Chris is mentally retarded: He does not have the same capacity as the average person. I'm not saying he's not responsible for everything that has happened to him. I'm just saying that if he actually got more tough love and support instead of enabling from his parents he might not have turned out this way.

 

[doodoocaca]

After all she married a dude that doesn't even look too far off from what Chris used to look.

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Is she autistic or just got some resting bored face here?

 

[Mango Cobra]

They haven't made a decision yet, but they've decided that they're going to. Basically, today, Chris either goes to prison, or walks free. There won't be a continuance.

I'm confused, does he not get a trial?

 

[thegooddoctor]

I mean he isn’t, Chris has a fairly normal looking face and I’ve shown him before to people who don’t know who he is and they said he looks like a normal guy. It’s just his years of terrible hygiene, lack of any fashion sense or attempts to improve himself has definitely not helped.

 

[Hepativore]

I'm confused, does he not get a trial?

This was a hearing to determine if his case should be brought to trial or settled as is with a final judgment.

 

[Prj4MW8iPT3vmFM2rzDc]

In a parallel universe where Chris-Chan never existed, or simply kept to himself, the Internet is a much more boring place since no one bothered to defy its corporate controllers by running a small gossip forum.

In this world, poor null would have a 6 figure or higher job and probably a wife and kids and would genuinely be very happy in life.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Chris unironically isn't ugly, his face is actually (or could've been actually) better looking than this guy's, his problem is how his unhinged personality, tardiness and hygiene (and now troonerism) deformed him into the creature he is now.

Consider that, contrary to the popualr belief, women in general care less about looks (other than height lol) than men, and you can tell that this guy in the picture, just by looking at him, doesn't radiate any repulsive tard aura compared to the guy in this picture, regardless of looks.

Let's compare,

Chris: leaning over Megan's shoulder creepily, probably smelled like sweat and grease that day, is wearing an outlandishly Ill fitting red and blue polo shirt o very a blue tee also I'll fitting. And while he wasn't the waddling potato he is now he doesn't exactly scream I can bench 100 at least.


Megan's husband: standing up straight and confident, is wearing a stylish Hawaiian shirt and jeans, is in better shape, has hair neat and trim probably just showered with axe as opposed to spraying body spray on himself.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Chris unironically isn't ugly, his face is actually (or could've been actually) better looking than this guy's, his problem is how his unhinged personality, tardiness and hygiene (and now troonerism) deformed him into the creature he is now.

Consider that, contrary to the popualr belief, women in general care less about looks (other than height lol) than men, and you can tell that this guy in the picture, just by looking at him, doesn't radiate any repulsive tard aura compared to the guy in this picture, regardless of looks.
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Greasy, sweaty, you can smell him through the screen.
I always wondered about what looks like a black eye on Chris on that pic too, always headcanoned he'd gotten a bit too handsy with Megan before thats why he's hovering, and why she looks so uncomfortable.

 

[ConsentAccidentVictimNo98]

This is gonna be the trial of the century

 

[Shiversblood]

In this world, poor null would have a 6 figure or higher job and probably a wife and kids and would genuinely be very happy in life.

Null sacrificed his wife and children for Chris Chan! Talk about dedication. It’s almost kinda, bone chilling.

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

This is gonna be the trial of the century

Why is no one funding Dream Team Dersho to bat for our boi Chris?

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

I guess this is a nature versus nurture thing. Chris is mentally retarded: He does not have the same capacity as the average person. I'm not saying he's not responsible for everything that has happened to him. I'm just saying that if he actually got more tough love and support instead of enabling from his parents he might not have turned out this way.

I feel the same way. Though I feel people did give him too much leeway with his mental state. Chris might be dumb, but he did show signs that he was a lot more self-aware than people thought he was. He constantly used his autism as a way to manipulate others and as a shield to get himself out of trouble.

Did he really fully understand everything? No. He is a mentally-stunted manchild. But he has displayed signs that he knows enough. There is a reason why others with similar diagnoses to his can lead normal lives despite some impairment mentally.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Chris unironically isn't ugly

Aside from his Robotnik body shape (egg-shaped torso, pipe cleaner appendages), he's fairly normal-looking if, and only if, he's wearing sunglasses. His eyes are a spiritual vacuum. Without sunglasses, he looks like an animatronic from Chuck E. Cheese.

 

[Fedsmokers_secret_stash]

Without sunglasses, he looks like an animatronic from Chuck E. Cheese.

Holy fuck the soulless eyes are exactly the same

 

[Raging Capybara]

Chris looked fairly handsome during the gay trucker era.

The problem was always the glasses, the haircut, the clown fashion sense, and the obesity.

 

[AnimeGirlConnoisseur]

wat really?

If true, I imagine "Chris Chan" would likely gloat as the freak doesn't seem to part with grudges easily.


The freak claimed his house was a temple because he thought he was "goddess" before thinking he's Christ.

Is there proof or are you parroting Chris's beliefs?

Where's the sauce?

Reciepts?

Looks like I did a little Oopsie-woopsie fuckie-wuckie here. I could have sworn that I heard about Michael Snyder dying years ago, but when I went online to check I couldn't find any evidence to back that up. In fact, I found some evidence that might suggest that he is still alive, but I don't want to share it, because (if it's true) it would have his address in it.

 

[Stupidface]

This is a teaser for a very underwhelming result that I assume we'll find out by this time next week. Hell, we may not even know much in way of specifics due to a seal, but if Chris doesn't appear online within a month that really might be it for his internet access for a good while.

With the recent retard videoing him, I do feel it's only a matter of time before an even bigger faggot tries to engage with him on camera due to the "content desert" they are feeling– If internet access truly is yanked from him due to his living situation. I'm betting he got that deferred disposition with little issue and his new situation is seen as removing a general community nuisance from his biggest enablers.