August 8th review

[Septic Tank Bomber]

Chris WILL walk and his milk will flow and nurish the dark pit of hell of the internet once again

 

[Shroom King]

Do you really wanna do the “autistic transbian molested their elderly mother” case?

All signs point to YES.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

Anyway, does it really matter if he goes free? I feel that his a-logs are more deserving to be in jail than him.

nigga he raped his own mother for like a month

 

[Brother Wind]

She very likely had a guy she was sweet on in the beginning, and there's never been much showing she was some forever alone with no friends. She was simply a weird sperg in her own right, and had a loose friendship with Chris over shared interests. Plus she has an actually autistic brother iirc, so there's that too.

What's actually weird with Megan is that she would have chris buy her shit off ebay and she'd either pay him back or buy/make him something. Why not just get your own account and card and cut the middletard out?

This was still a time when debit cards weren't universal, plus wasn't she ordering Nazi shit? Someone could have been watching and getting mad at her for doing that. She may have had some parental supervision of finances. I did until I graduated college for example. Not in I was getting in trouble sense, but like Dad would be all "Look at all that money you spent on shit, why should I help with bills?" Kinda way. Theres a lot of reasons she would have done this.

 

[A Wumpa Fruit]

The whole Megan story is weird. I believe whe had shitty parents or something, that's why she "tolerated" Chris because of loneliness and/or social interaction.

Thing is, she was 20 and at that age she probably wanted someone to pay attention to her...

I love that, even when this is the Chris Chan August review for his incest charges, we end up talking about the same things, Megan, the sonichu comics, Bob...
It´s like a reunion with old friends

 

[easy]

Bob just sat down in the horde and let the bedbugs and garbage kill him

This is one hell of an evocative sentance, goddamn. Bob's ending was so fuckin tragic

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Meghan saying she was asexual always seemed like that's just what she was telling Chris to get him to fuck off. Plus this was before tumblr made being a gender-special cool. Meghan is always a weird point in Christory, I'm always puzzled as to why she'd even talk to him, unless she just saw him as a way to get shit off ebay with no credit card.

Megan used Chris as a credit card and a way to collect her weird toys.

In most of the later e-mails where she just nagged him and the asexual banter, she'd mention some crap about Chris getting her more stuff.

I really don't understand those who say Megan was respectable. She toyed with an autistic guy and knew better. But, she was a young cute girl and we know how it goes.

 

[Ed Special]

Alright, what happens to 14BC if Barb dies while Chris is in group housing? Would the protective order prevent him from being able to claim the property? If so, do you think we will we get to see Cole burn the house down and all the shame it represents with it?

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

Death Penalty??! Will Isabella get her ultimate result? Was she playing 4d chess all along?

 

[A Wumpa Fruit]

The best A-log ending:
- Chris is released on group home and time served, still on probation
- Arranges a visit to the "Sonichu temple"
- Neighbor already cleared out Chris' room, everything has been thrown out
- Epic tard rage, Chris goes ballistic and commits violence
- Violent act is a probation violation, he's going to prison now
- Chris arrested at 14 BLC
- Weens film entire thing

that´s more an A-log and modern ween sticky dream, also, you forgot: Chris is bleeding, angry, he´s screaming for sonichu help, and calls the policeman "damn jerkops"

Also, Chris hasn't had a genuine friend in probably 10 years, just weens, enablers, and that one Australian tranny who wanted to pay him to be his boyfriend.

It´s kinda sad actually, imagine being alone for +10 years, surrounded with people who are not your friends and they only want to mock you and you´re their buffoun 24/7, what a horrible existence, the good thing (kinda) is that Chris is a complete retard, egotistic manchild, and his peanut-size brain can´t understand his own pathetic existence

 

[Ogre Magi]

"Chris Chan" is like a physical manifestation or ambassador of Clown World.

I disagree. Chris, as much as he chose these bad things to happen to him, is a product of Clown World.

 

[JackoVerde]

Anyway, does it really matter if he goes free? I feel that his a-logs are more deserving to be in jail than him.

"nigga he raped his own mother for like a month"

everything above this is a dierct copy paste from a previous post

but i do think some people here forget that chris raped his own mother. i mean weenery is bad, but this fucker raped his own mom. nothing any ween does short of a sex crime can ever be bas bad as what chris did.

 

[WAHbert Plant]

There is only one question we must ask ourselves...

 

[A Wumpa Fruit]

Alright, whats happening? Any actual updates?

the jury locked chris in a glass prison, loki style, because he´s ready to unleash his fury, the merge, and his bowels

 

[Hack for crack]

https://strawpoll.com/05ZdWXd1Gg6

Place your bets on the fate of Chris Chan

 

[ToroidalBoat]

HOW'S IT
GOING
TO END?​

c o n t i n u a n c e
o
n
t
i
n
u
a
n
c
e

Spoiler

Even if not soon, that freak could still get charged with something else in the future. Like more trespassing. And then endless continuances follow.

 

[Bloitzhole]

(In reference to)

I want everything, about this hearing. on. the. Internet.
now now now NOW NOW NOW!!!!

I already made that joke. Read the thread before posting

I did. I considered quoting you

I WANT EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS TRIAL
ON
THE
INTERNET!!!

and just adding the
"now now now NOW NOW NOW!!!!"
but preferred the term "hearing" over "trial", as well as the formatting.
Thanks for the input though.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Michael Snyder is dead, so that won't be necessary.

Reciepts?

 

[LGHDR+]

NJ and RI have legal consensual incest

Well, that explains "Jersey Shore"

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I disagree. Chris, as much as he chose these bad things to happen to him, is a product of Clown World.

In any case, "Chris Chan" could be the poster boy of Clown World.