💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[joebobmurphy]

I think he'll cave in and at least sullenly agree to pay it, but then will be seething so hard at his humiliation and drunk off his ass some time later and suddenly find his tiny, shriveled balls again and start mouthing off, and maybe the next time will be more serious.

That would be a Wisconsin-specific question but possibly. It's a community property state and the debt currently belongs to the community. Even if they get divorced, she's still on the hook for it as much as Pat, although depending on how they split up the estate, they could possibly agree to have one or the other be responsible for it, although assigning all of it to a deadbeat loser like Pat might not be acceptable to the creditor.

In any event, if that lien on his property is good, that runs with the property and must be satisfied if they sell it.

I do hope he is required to show; his wife is far less entertaining than him. I want, no, need a court document of him losing his shit and bawling.

 

[Vulkan]

I suppose Pat could call the bluff, but as soon as the baliff grabs him he'll start up the "NO, MOMMY, I'LL BE GOOD" shit.

Would be funny to see him start screeching à la Cyraxx when he got whooped after shitting talking

 

[ShinyStar]

I think he'll cave in and at least sullenly agree to pay it, but then will be seething so hard at his humiliation and drunk off his ass some time later and suddenly find his tiny, shriveled balls again and start mouthing off, and maybe the next time will be more serious.

I think it's worth noting that Pat's not going to be the only side presenting their case. Quasi's lawyer's going to be there, too. If Pat sullenly caves and says, 'Fine, fine, I'll pay it,' then Quasi's lawyer's going to be able to point to the Pretender's podcast and point out how he's publicly stated that he will never pay, he considers the judgment illegitimate, etc., and how Pat has already promised once, and brazenly changed his mind as soon as he had some time to himself. I think Quasi's got a very strong case here for requiring more than just Pat's word that he'll pay. Pat going out there and stating, 'We decided not to pay,' as a public excuse for not following through with the amortization plans is really harmful to his case. He didn't even try to pretend there was some mitigating circumstance.

 

[LGHDR+]

He'll try to throw a pity party with the judge until he hears the knock (of the gavel).

With this particular judge, he might hear that knock of the gavel through his skull, no matter how much fat-sulation it has. The more I read up on this judge, the more excited I get!

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Edit: Pat's gimmick Twitter tour continues. He's a fed now!

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Damn, I was coming here to post that. That account has 222k followers, Pat's made it to the big time!

I bet Pat wishes he was a fed, then he actually could jail everyone who calls him fat online. At least, in his own mind. In reality, it would probably end up like that ATF agent who got tased and arrested by local law enforcement.

ETA: Funsters in the replies. Every day, the number of Patposters grows.

Spoiler: stalker children

 

[AnOminous]

I do hope he is required to show; his wife is far less entertaining than him. I want, no, need a court document of him losing his shit and bawling.

You have been told, many hundreds and thousands of times, judge child, to quit contacting me. Do not come back here. Enjoy prison, stalker judge.

I think Quasi's got a very strong case here for requiring more than just Pat's word that he'll pay.

The abandoned amortization plan is a great example that's already in the record of the case.

 

[LGHDR+]

Agreed. If I were Niki, I would slip him benzos that morning. If he gives a full pantshitting tantrum, he’ll go to jail. If he keeps a modicum of cool, he’ll get a few more months to figure it out.

I agree, but instead of slipping him some "benzos", I suggest an IV drip of high dose Triazolam. I think an eighth of a milligram per hour should do the trick.

(No, child pharmakiwis, I did no make a critical error in my dosage and schedule, it was intentional. Enjoy prison, stalkers)

 

[AnOminous]

I agree, but instead of slipping him some "benzos", I suggest an IV drip of high dose Triazolam. I think an eighth of a milligram per hour should do the trick.

10 milligrams of phenazepam washed down with Wild Turkey 101.

 

[Lord Xenu]

On what site is this show on?

Where can I listen to it?

Here is a local archive for the Pretend Podcast series. This is from the shows description:

Pretend Radio is a podcast and YouTube channel about con artists and their victims. Javier Leiva, investigative journalist, interviews con artists, snake oil salesmen, and undercover FBI agents.

Pretend Podcast 1 (Vocaroo)

Pretend Podcast 2 (Vocaroo)

Pretend Podcast 3 (Vocaroo)

Pretend Podcast 4 (Vocaroo)

(Pretend@Spotify)
(Pretend@Apple)
Thanks to the pests for the original rips from vocaroo

The comments on YT are still pretty good, I'm glad all the commenters are doing the job "THE LAW&CRIME NETWORK" should have been doing, I hope they realize by now there is more than one side to this story.

I tried to capture every response yesterday Aug. 3rd, before they decided to start cleaning up the comments section. Its funny how nearly all were negative or skeptical. There's lots of trolling, but plenty of genuine reactions as well. I attached them to the post, rather than inline, because theyre large images.

 

[Roland TB-303]

Fatty really thinks he can just appeal to the judges emotion and that explaining his side of the story for a case that was already ruled against him will make the judge sympathetic to him. This is levels of delusion I never thought possible, it’s the shitlib feels over reals meme come to life. Has he never watched even one episode of Law & Order or something?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Fatty really thinks he can just appeal to the judges emotion and that explaining his side of the story for a case that was already ruled against him will make the judge sympathetic to him. This is levels of delusion I never thought possible, it’s the shitlib feels over reals meme come to life. Has he never watched even one episode of Law & Order or something?

I think he's only watched Law & Order. He's like notable litigant Russell Greer in that he believes he just needs to explain his side. Patrick genuinely believes he can sway the judge with his sob story, and drum up sympathy in the court of public opinion. But he's forgetting two things: the first is that this judge won't be swayed by appeals to emotion, especially from someone who got himself into this mess to begin with. Second, he's forgetting that the Pests will go out and correct the record- and unlike Patrick, they'll provide the proof.

We're only 12 days away from the big day!

 

[TJBirish]

I think it's worth noting that Pat's not going to be the only side presenting their case. Quasi's lawyer's going to be there, too. If Pat sullenly caves and says, 'Fine, fine, I'll pay it,' then Quasi's lawyer's going to be able to point to the Pretender's podcast and point out how he's publicly stated that he will never pay, he considers the judgment illegitimate, etc., and how Pat has already promised once, and brazenly changed his mind as soon as he had some time to himself. I think Quasi's got a very strong case here for requiring more than just Pat's word that he'll pay. Pat going out there and stating, 'We decided not to pay,' as a public excuse for not following through with the amortization plans is really harmful to his case. He didn't even try to pretend there was some mitigating circumstance.

This isn't a hearing. There aren't going to be sides presented. This is only for Patrick to answer why he hasn't paid the judgement. There is nothing to be said or argued regarding the case. The case is over. Patrick will attempt to reargue the case and will be shut down immediately. He will then sheepishly agree to the previouly agreed to payback schedule. He'll make a payment or two and then stop again.

 

[siegemeister675]

This isn't a hearing. There aren't going to be sides presented. This is only for Patrick to answer why he hasn't paid the judgement. There is nothing to be said or argued regarding the case. The case is over. Patrick will attempt to reargue the case and will be shut down immediately. He will then sheepishly agree to the previouly agreed to payback schedule. He'll make a payment or two and then stop again.

No your honor child, no little sweat dear baby child, no I am not responsible for paying Quasi's legal fees,. Wrong, stalker, I am not obligated under the law to pay him this money.

 

[AnOminous]

This isn't a hearing. There aren't going to be sides presented. This is only for Patrick to answer why he hasn't paid the judgement. There is nothing to be said or argued regarding the case. The case is over. Patrick will attempt to reargue the case and will be shut down immediately. He will then sheepishly agree to the previouly agreed to payback schedule. He'll make a payment or two and then stop again.

It's an order to show cause hearing. Pat has to come up with a reason he shouldn't be found in contempt and sanctioned. But you're right it's totally not about re-litigating a case he already lost and blew any chance of appealing. The court's purpose here is purely ministerial and that is to enforce a final unappealable judgment, just as it would enforce a final judgment from Wisconsin.

The only reasons he could collaterally attack it would be for instance if he could show it was some other Patrick Sean Hamlinson who had the judgment against him, it wasn't actually a judge but the janitor put on a black robe and made up a judgment against him, the judgment literally doesn't exist and Quasi's lawyer had an AI generate a fake judgment document that somehow fooled everyone, etc.

It's somewhat similar to an extradition hearing from another state in that they have no interest in anything other than that you're the person in question, and if you start griping about I wuz framed they don't care, you can go back to that other state and argue that there from jail.

I hope he makes an argument worthy of a sovcit.

 

[TJBirish]

No your honor child, no little sweat dear baby child, no I am not responsible for paying Quasi's legal fees,. Wrong, stalker, I am not obligated under the law to pay him this money.

It's an order to show cause hearing. Pat has to come up with a reason he shouldn't be found in contempt and sanctioned. But you're right it's totally not about re-litigating a case he already lost and blew any chance of appealing. The court's purpose here is purely ministerial and that is to enforce a final unappealable judgment, just as it would enforce a final judgment from Wisconsin.

The only reasons he could collaterally attack it would be for instance if he could show it was some other Patrick Sean Hamlinson who had the judgment against him, it wasn't actually a judge but the janitor put on a black robe and made up a judgment against him, the judgment literally doesn't exist and Quasi's lawyer had an AI generate a fake judgment document that somehow fooled everyone, etc.

It's somewhat similar to an extradition hearing from another state in that they have no interest in anything other than that you're the person in question, and if you start griping about I wuz framed they don't care, you can go back to that other state and argue that there from jail.

I hope he makes an argument worthy of a sovcit.

Please God let Fatrick tell the judge that the case and judgement against him is "illegitimate". I hear judges LOVE to hear that kind of stuff.

Oh and God, one other thing, PLEASE let there be video or at least audio so we can all relive the glorious fireworks at our naked leisure.

 

[AnOminous]

Oh and God, one other thing, PLEASE let there be video or at least audio so we can all relive the glorious fireworks at our naked leisure.

If we get a transcript we can probably AI generate the audio.

 

[Piggle Rick]

I fucking love SovCits. If there is a God, Piggy will say the reason the order to pay Quasi is invalid is because he’s “the soul whose human entity is known as Patrick.Tomlinson, not the human itself” or something (I forget the exact wording they believe gets them out of worldly laws). In this dream we also get audio.

 

[internet friend]

I fucking love SovCits. If there is a God, Piggy will say the reason the order to pay Quasi is invalid is because he’s “the soul whose human entity is known as Patrick.Tomlinson, not the human itself” or something (I forget the exact wording they believe gets them out of worldly laws). In this dream we also get audio.

No, judge child! That is a naval flag! This court never was legitimate.

 

[Grift Garrison]

Seriously though, any idea what it is that's wrong with him?

His parents instilled in him to never let the idiots win. What they forgot to tell him was that he was the idiot.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

His parents instilled in him to never let the idiots win. What they forgot to tell him was that he was the idiot.

To be fair he never does.