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@Procrastinhater Holy shit, get this Pooner with her heckin' ratty boy in the Pooner Zoo right now.
Done. That rat is extremely cute.
It's owner seems delusional as hell, I'm having serious doubts she got looked in the eye by a guy in a toilet at 3 am who said "if you don't leave now I will rape you."
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Horrific if true, but come the fuck on, it sounds like a badly written comic book villain from that really shitty run of the Punisher it just feels like standard Pooner looking for asspats and attention.
Shit if I saw that clown in the toilet somewhere at 3am I'd fucking shit myself and be worried where the other freaks were and if they were planning on jumping me and beating me with an Oboe.
Clowns are horrifying.
More so, now.
 
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Are the people really that hostile to trans?

Not sure if I'm just naive or just have trouble seeing it, but are the people really that bad to trans people? I know the laws aren't friendly, but what about the random people out there.
If it helps I'm more of talking in Nebraska specifically.

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I was a baby trans pre T and tried to be brave to use the male toilet and a guy looked me in the eye and said “if you don’t leave right now I’ll rape you”

It was 3am and I honestly think he was too trashed to anything but I was 18 and terrified

If I don’t talk I just look female but my voice has broken so I usually now just keep my mouth shut while out and it works. I live in a very horrible shitty uk town i don’t take the risks

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Honestly, as terrible as it is to say that to a woman, that's probably the most effective way of scaring a pooner out of the men's room permanently.

Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/MtF/comments/15q1h6k/i_think_my_judgment_is_skewing_but_i_think_i/

For some reason the archiving sites all seem to be down.
Anyone have a good one?

How do I make this terrible event all about me? - Gigantic Narcissistic Faggot.

How are you even surprised by that? Your family didn't accept your transition and were only in contact with you because they still love you and hope they can bring you back to reality. Why on earth do you think they would use your makeup bullshit for official documents?
 
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When my dads coworkers or local family friends would stop by my mom would introduce me by my deadname. And it just got worse

I ended staying with my family for about 3 weeks helping with the funeral and the aftermath. During this time my mom and even supportive family would misgender me and deadname me to no end. I let a lot of it slide because I didn’t want my dads funeral to become about me.

My last straw was seeing my dads official obituary and program for the funeral which I now realize my family had hidden from me. They both had my dead name on them. I wasn’t aloud to find this out until the viewing when I got a copy of the program for myself. Something inside me just kinda died in that moment seeing my deadname permanently attached to my dad. A man who was supportive and helped me through my name change. But still I didn’t make a fuss or have anything more than mentioning how much it hurt me.

The last night I was there I sat down with my mom and told her in no uncertain terms that what happened was not ok. That I will never forget this or how she treated me. The conversation quickly escalated and I left. I texted her that I won’t be speaking to her again and blocked her number.

Recently she started texting me from my dads number which nearly gave me a heart attack when I first saw the notifications. All she would send me were pretransition pictures of me. I couldn’t bring myself to block my dads number so went and got mine changed.

I’m not sure what exactly it is that I’m looking for here. I haven’t given my siblings or any family members my new number. Mostly I just want to know if I went too far or am overreacting. I’m just worried that I may never see any of my siblings again. Any and all advice would be appreciated
She just lost her husband, she wants her son back.

It's amazing how these guys claim to be smarter than everyone but miss the most obvious things constantly.
 
She just lost her husband, she wants her son back.

It's amazing how these guys claim to be smarter than everyone but miss the most obvious things constantly.
It also makes perfect sense, in my mind, to deliberately introduce him by his birth name. As it's entirely likely that none of the father's co-workers knew or even cared about his son's transition. Yet another example of narcissism, really.
 
This is my new favorite thread on the Farms. May it never die.

Thread tax: Troon thinks he looks like he belongs in the Barbie movie, based mom rightfully calls him out for being the degenerate, lumbering predator that he is.

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I can't imagine what kind of egomaniac you would have to be to not want to kill yourself after your own mother tells you that you look like a rapist and it scares women.
 
How do I make this terrible event all about me?
"I let a lot of it slide because I didn’t want my dads funeral to become about me." They were so close.

The father must have been trying to get a better understanding to support their kid as best he could. Whether due to faith or just being a good parent he wanted to love them and try to get an understanding of it. Yet this asshole only sees it as "semi" supportive because it's still not up to their standards., ffs the man was trying but it still wasn't enough for them. With the mother they even say, "My mom still wasn’t coming around as fast as I would like but I was hopeful that she would eventually." which just comes off as sick and inconsiderate.

Also this was months ago, MONTHS and they still seethe over the "transphobia" rather than their dad dying.
 
men from movies/books written in quirky voice
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I may not have been on this planet for very long, but I don't think I have ever heard anybody say that outside of a shitty book or a shitty movie. Most guys just use "the look," right? But I guess women wouldn't get that so it has to be spelled out for them.
I've said stuff like this to my friends when I'm exaggerating for comedic purposes. I wonder if FTMs are unable to recognise that men say overdramatic stuff as a joke (see: 'my disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined') the same way MTFs can't recognise when real women are mocking them and think the compliments they're receiving are sincere.
 
I've said stuff like this to my friends when I'm exaggerating for comedic purposes. I wonder if FTMs are unable to recognise that men say overdramatic stuff as a joke (see: 'my disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined') the same way MTFs can't recognise when real women are mocking them and think the compliments they're receiving are sincere.
Given that troons and pooners are frequently autists, many struggle with that kind of thing. If they're not autists, they're generally bpd or narcs, and they're not much better.
 
What do you think controls hormones and instinctive behaviour, if not genes?
It isn’t hormones and instinctive behaviour controlling the gay / trans though
Your hormones are controlled by multiple things, genes yes (in the sense that a man has male levels of testosterone) but also things like the pituitary which can become diseased and also illness and toxin exposure can alter hormonal levels. But hormone levels can be altered only within the bounds of your own sex - it’s not turning a bloke into a woman but it might might a man suffer with gigantism if he has a pituitary tumour or make someone suffer thyroid issues. Or either sex suffer from excess cortisol. There’s no magic girl switch that turns in the GirlHormoneLootbox
As for instinctive behaviour - instinctive behaviour is hard wired in. Like the startle reflex or the dive reflex. Being gay isn’t not that. It’s learned.
There’s an element of sexuality that’s learned - inappropriate sexual experiences during the time period adolescents start to develop sexuality can and does twist what they are attracted to.
All these weird fetishes like furries and inflation and all the rest are learned behaviour. The drive to reproduce is instinctive behaviour.
There is no gay gene. There’s a lot of people who had inappropriate sexual desire formation in their youth, either through abuse or discovery/exposure at the wrong time and then it’s reinforced by autism, grooming and relentless porn exposure
 
There is no gay gene. There’s a lot of people who had inappropriate sexual desire formation in their youth, either through abuse or discovery/exposure at the wrong time and then it’s reinforced by autism, grooming and relentless porn exposure
There is no such thing as homosexuality, only same-sex fetishism.
 
I can't imagine what kind of egomaniac you would have to be to not want to kill yourself after your own mother tells you that you look like a rapist and it scares women.
She was being honest and trying to warn her son that real life isn't filled with the weirdo Gender Cultists that infest his online hugboxes.
It's only Handmaidens whose brains are so rotted with idpol their self preservation instincts are short circuited that don't see them as vile, lumbering, shameless perverts and potential rapists.
My wife explained it to me as MtF troons aren't the ridiculous comedic faggots they are for men in women's eyes, they are deranged, coom obsessed deviants that are so brain fried by their fetishes they are willing to make absolute idiots out of themselves stomping about like that, with their ratty wigs, spinny skirts, their bad makeup and hunchbacks, which is unnerving and threatening to women forced to deal with them as stupid as they look they are still men and stronger and more dangerous to a woman.
This mother was trying to warn her son he'll never be seen as a woman, men will see a joke, women a threat.
She was trying to help the ungrateful faggot.
 
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Gross tranny on r ftm is shocked to find out that their bodies get smelly when they're fucked with. Though given how gross trannies are in particular, it could just be their normal lack of hygiene and such.
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Switching over to mtf, we have someone who decided when the front door doesn't work, try the back door instead.
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I don't know about any of you, but if I get to the point of ramming drugs into my ass, it better be because I'm dying. For a normal, mentally fit person, this is one of those points where you would start questioning where your life went wrong.

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"My boner is transphobic."
 
Gross tranny on r ftm is shocked to find out that their bodies get smelly when they're fucked with. Though given how gross trannies are in particular, it could just be their normal lack of hygiene and such.
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I don't know about any of you, but if I get to the point of ramming drugs into my ass, it better be because I'm dying. For a normal, mentally fit person, this is one of those points where you would start questioning where your life went wrong.

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"My boner is transphobic."
The only time I've heard of people shoving drugs up their assholes are longterm, hardcore IV abusers who have fucked all their accessible veins, even to the point their deep groin and femoral veins are pushed so deep by scar tissue they are unreachable by most needles, so they resort to just taking the needle off and shoving it in their ass to get high.
Like you said, you'd think that would make them reconsider their life choices, then again if they're past the stage they're shooting in their groins and upper inner thigh they're pretty much fucked anyway.
 
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