Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

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I think I figured it out.
Pooners kinda remind me of some creepy-cute creature someone might have made in the 00's, but it replaces the creepy aspect with body horror. Like those keychains that looked like some kind of weird voodoo doll, if anyone remembers or even knows what I'm talking about.
 
Like those keychains that looked like some kind of weird voodoo doll, if anyone remembers or even knows what I'm talking about.
String dolls?

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Another totally level-headed pooner caught in the wild, this time at a women's rights rally in Austin, Texas.

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"I'm a fucking man, bitch!", lol. She's got a badge that says so and everything!
"I'm a man, bitch" the Pooner cries, as her big, saggy dood tits bounce up and down with the autistic screeching.
 
What the fuck has she done to herself for fucks sake?
Fuck this fucking evil faggot Cult and this pussy ass fucking society.
The fucking bastards that did that to this kid want fucking shooting she looks like a kid.
In fact no fuck that they should be fucking roped to a truck and roadhauled till shit starts to fall off them
Give me my fucking hats.

Maybe I enable pretty, young, vulnerable women getting permanently mutilated by money-hungry ghouls, but at least I'm not rude.


women wearing tight corsets was a thing presseed on them in the past

Primarily by other women. Men in the 19th century didn't sperg out over which woman could lace her corset slightly tighter than the other gals. Corsets were marketed directly to women, not to men. Intra-female beauty competition has always been insane and is in no way a new phenomenon.
 
Poonheart is ready to lead her brave warrior doods into battle. :story:
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You have come to stand as free Doods, and free Doods ye are. What will ye do with that freedom? Will ye fight?

Fight? No. We will run. And we will live

Aye, fight, and ye may die. Run, and ye'll live. At least for a while. And many years from now, as old Doods, dying in your Poonsacks, would ye not give all the years between that day and now for one chance, just ONE CHANCE, to come back here and tell the twansphobes, that ye may take our binders, but YE'LL NEVER TAKE OUR PACKERS!!
 
Another totally level-headed pooner caught in the wild, this time at a women's rights rally in Austin, Texas.

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"I'm a fucking man, bitch!", lol. She's got a badge that says so and everything!
>no males in our jails

lol... I know it rhymes and shit, but it's just really funny fighting for criminal rights as a priority. I would think bathrooms, locker rooms, women's spas, etc, would be more important.
 
I know it rhymes and shit, but it's just really funny fighting for criminal rights as a priority. I would think bathrooms, locker rooms, women's spas, etc, would be more important.
It's all important, but putting convicted violent rapists in cells with vulnerable female prisoners is a guaranteed disaster. Being a criminal doesn't automatically mean you deserve to be raped by Alice the Hun who still has his cock to assault you with in close confinement.
 
It's all important, but putting convicted violent rapists in cells with vulnerable female prisoners is a guaranteed disaster. Being a criminal doesn't automatically mean you deserve to be raped by Alice the Hun who still has his cock to assault you with in close confinement.
If you believe in prisons as a way to rehabilitate individuals who slip through the cracks then society needs to encourage prisons to be a place where people can reflect and in some way to repay the debts they owe. Yeah, you should probably keep them away from shit that’s going to make them hate the experience more than they are or cause them to direct more hate towards the system.
Banning corporal punishment was retarded when you allow rape dungeons in prison.

It’s also something that reminds me that we have a lot of retards arguing to pervert the systems that exist for cosmetic bullshit.
A lot of old systems are being used for purposes that are counterproductive to their stated goal.
 
Being a criminal doesn't automatically mean you deserve to be raped by Alice the Hun who still has his cock to assault you with in close confinement.
I think most americans would disagree, hence: Mutt's Law. Personally I find it hard to argue for the rights of killers rapists and pedophiles but sure, everything else should be less severe.
 
>no males in our jails

lol... I know it rhymes and shit, but it's just really funny fighting for criminal rights as a priority. I would think bathrooms, locker rooms, women's spas, etc, would be more important.
Lemme suggest another way to look at it: an overwhelming number of TIMs demanding transfer to female prisons are sex offenders not just against women, but children too. Many female prisons have a section for mothers and young bubs, and those sections aren't always locked down.

Do you want male rapists and paedophiles to go to heaven? Because that's what a female jail is to them. Unlimited victims who can't run away and who'll get thrown in isolation if they complain about being beaten and raped by the feminine penis.

Whatever you think of female criminals, I don't think rewarding male sex offenders with their own personal paradise is a deterant to further offending.
 
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