FB 8/10 - Chris comments on a news article about incest

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It's strange how Chris seems to justify the incest in the article by saying that fucking your mother is basically fine if you are having trouble socialising, or if she can't get pregnant herself. To me this seems like Chris is deliberately describing his own situation. I also wonder if Barb ever had any past fertility problems that helped Chris justify his opinion when writing this.

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Remember that our friend is a 'high-functioning autistic.'

Chris is functioning.

He's functioning.

FUNCTIONING

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He needs to stop calling himself that, I've seen single celled organisms and dead fish function on a higher level than Chris.
 
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He will never hit rock bottom
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Rock bottom is relative. A lot of the shit that Chris has done would be considered "rock bottom" for most people. I'm not even sure "rock bottom" exists for Chris, since he always manages to outdo himself. Maybe after his lover mother passes away and he has to look after himself Chris will hit the bottom of the ocean and be taken into some kind of care. Or he could just live on what he gets now :tugboat: and scrape by.

Unless his vagina kills him first.
 
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First he's angry when a sperm bank wouldn't let him become a donor because of the potential risk of inheriting mental disabilities, then he's concerned about using protection in incestuous relationships to avoid creating a child with metal disabilities.
Which one is it, Chris?
 
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Mirror said:
It's strange how Chris seems to justify the incest in the article by saying that fucking your mother is basically fine if you are having trouble socialising, or if she can't get pregnant herself. To me this seems like Chris is deliberately describing his own situation. I also wonder if Barb ever had any past fertility problems that helped Chris justify his opinion when writing this.
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Chris is coming to the correct conclusion on legality of incest, but for the wrong reasons. It isn't about him believing that people should be free to do what they want as long as participants consent. Chris wants incest because he believes it could have helped someone like him. He also has a thing for Barb apparently.

This may be an unfair criticism, but I am starting to think Chris may be somewhat selfish.
 
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idosometimes said:
Chris is coming to the correct conclusion on legality of incest, but for the wrong reasons. It isn't about him believing that people should be free to do what they want as long as participants consent. Chris wants incest because he believes it could have helped someone like him. He also has a thing for Barb apparently.

This may be an unfair criticism, but I am starting to think Chris may be somewhat selfish.
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does chris literally think all his social awkwardness would have gone away if he had a lot more sex?
or does he think if he just had sex with the right girl, then he could stay a shut in forever with a new mommy?
 
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There is a lot in that message.

The fact that Chris has had dreams about fucking Barb seems like 4/10 fucked up at best. People have fucked up dreams.

Sharing it on facebook is more fucked up. But to make it worse, he puts it in a long post which, given its relative coherence, he obviously put some thought and effort into. That's weird on two fronts. Firstly, as people have said, it's a ridiculous and unnecessary overshare. Secondly, what an odd choice for him to comment on. Every now and then he posts a long and "thoughtful" comment on some LGBT issue or some movie or tv show he had an opinion about. Those posts are somewhat dumb, because it is Chris, but at least those are topics we know he is interested in. It makes sense for him to read about an LGBT issue, mull it over for a while, and then post his thoughts. Why did he choose to do it?

It becomes even more fucked up when you think about how seriously Chris takes his dreams. He has seen previous dreams as promises from God. That is super bizarre in this context.

But the weirdest part of it is the comment "people should fuck their moms so they have practice for other people". That comment is like an onion. Every layer is weirder and weirder.
 
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timtommy said:
There is a lot in that message.

The fact that Chris has had dreams about fucking Barb seems like 4/10 fucked up at best. People have fucked up dreams.

Sharing it on facebook is more fucked up. But to make it worse, he puts it in a long post which, given its relative coherence, he obviously put some thought and effort into. That's weird on two fronts. Firstly, as people have said, it's a ridiculous and unnecessary overshare. Secondly, what an odd choice for him to comment on. Every now and then he posts a long and "thoughtful" comment on some LGBT issue or some movie or tv show he had an opinion about. Those posts are somewhat dumb, because it is Chris, but at least those are topics we know he is interested in. It makes sense for him to read about an LGBT issue, mull it over for a while, and then post his thoughts. Why did he choose to do it?

It becomes even more fucked up when you think about how seriously Chris takes his dreams. He has seen previous dreams as promises from God. That is super bizarre in this context.

But the weirdest part of it is the comment "people should fuck their moms so they have practice for other people". That comment is like an onion. Every layer is weirder and weirder.
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I mean isn't it pretty transparent what's going on here? Barb isn't Chris's first choice, but given his desperation at this point, he'd hit it.

It's like when you're at the bar trying to hit on a 10/10 qt3.14, but only her 7/10 friend is into you. Ideally you'd like to go home with the hotter girl, but as the night wears on you'll open up the possibility of going home with the 7/10... Except in Chris's situation his 7/10 is a completely socially unacceptable choice of his mother.

He's just trying to test the waters to see if can get away with this... "I'd never commit incest", but if someone exactly like me wanted to do it, I think everyone would agree it was okay. We already know they sleep together and have cuddled..
 
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