FB 8/10 - Chris comments on a news article about incest

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Oh hey guys I was away for a couple of days, what did I miss?...

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Lipitor said:
I mean isn't it pretty transparent what's going on here? Barb isn't Chris's first choice, but given his desperation at this point, he'd hit it.

It's like when you're at the bar trying to hit on a 10/10 qt3.14, but only her 7/10 friend is into you. Ideally you'd like to go home with the hotter girl, but as the night wears on you'll open up the possibility of going home with the 7/10... Except in Chris's situation his 7/10 is a completely socially unacceptable choice of his mother.

He's just trying to test the waters to see if can get away with this... "I'd never commit incest", but if someone exactly like me wanted to do it, I think everyone would agree it was okay. We already know they sleep together and have cuddled..
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Chris has dedicated so much of his adult life to searching for a partner. But it seems clear to almost anyone that Chris couldn't handle a relationship with a real person. And not only would he drive his partner nuts, it seems likely he would often put off by demands on his time, energy, and money. As poeple often say, it seems like all he is looking for is a replacement Barb.

Sometimes I wonder how much of that Chris may realize, on some level. He seems to recognize that he is tied to Barb until death does them part, and he seems to gradually noticing the number of failures he has in finding a sweetheart. I think you are right, that there is a bit of him that is frustrated and thinking "come on, there is only one woman who I have managed to get to love me and I am not allowed to be with her?"

Of course he can't just be like a normal awkward weirdo and resign himself to his sex life being many nights alone with Wristine and the occasional hooker.
 
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UGADawg08 said:
Confirmed: Chris is fucking a boyfriend-free Barb.

This is just the next step in his Love Quest, since pretending to be a tranny didn't get him the lesbian china he sought. If this attempt doesn't produce Crystal, I have a feeling he'll move on to little girls.
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Somehow, I just don't see Chris sinking that low.

Then again, he's surprised me multiple times this month that he can just keep going lower and lower. I just hope he gets institutionalized before something like that happens.
 
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Just to echo previous sentiments. This is sick as fuck but hardly surprising, it's been speculated about enough times in the last 7 or 8 years. It's almost like closure, we were right all along, Chris is ok with the concept of porking his mother. All we need is a bit of pedo sympathy and we've got a full house.
 
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CWICKQUARTER said:
Just to echo previous sentiments. This is sick as fuck but hardly surprising, it's been speculated about enough times in the last 7 or 8 years. It's almost like closure, we were right all along, Chris is ok with the concept of porking his mother. All we need is a bit of pedo sympathy and we've got a full house.
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Well we knew about the spooning, and Chris' dream about Barb belly dancing, plus didn't he express an interest in raping Barb as JenkinsJinkies, or was that just Rocky?

It's still shocking that he's seriously considering it though...
 
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CWCissey said:
Well we knew about the spooning, and Chris' dream about Barb belly dancing, plus didn't he express an interest in raping Barb as JenkinsJinkies, or was that just Rocky?

It's still shocking that he's seriously considering it though...
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It was Rocky, he suggested that the trolls convince him to rape Rocky.
 
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Think Chris calls her "Barbie?"

Why not, Barbie was supposed to be the perfect woman.

I am actually, now that I think about it, surprised Chris hasn't been that known to play with Barbie dolls.
 
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